An American who moved his family to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front lines despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.
An American who moved his family to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front lines despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.
i can't even put into words just how owned i am. i sure hope MAGA doesn't find out about this can't-lose method of owning the libs! we'd really be shown what's what if they moved to Russia en masse! 😧
grab a gun, boy! thought he could go there and not fight for his new homeland?
Is the the Find Out stage?
If my dad moved me to Russia my dad would need to sleep with one eye open.
He’ll assimilate nicely into Russian culture -by becoming Ukrainian sunflower field fertilizer 🤣
russia lies. The AmeriKKKan family made a lethal mistake because they were blinded by bigotry.
Sending him thoughts and prayers. And may we send Ukraine everything they need.
lol
I don’t feel sorry for him, he needed to learn that Russia is an evil, lying empire, I guess he had to learn it the hard way by making such a ridiculous decision.
I’m blown away at how many chances he had to rethink this very stupid decision, how many huge red flags, warnings from friends and family etc he had to willfully ignore to get to this point. 5 seconds of basic research shows anyone that Russia is the most fucked up white people country on earth
Idk. America's "fucked up white people" would like a word. A monosyllabic, easy-to-sound-out word, but a word nonetheless. Not to get off topic...
We’re certainly giving them a run for their money
At the very least he for sure had dozens of people in his life pleading with him not to move to a country that is now on year three of what was supposed to be a month long invasion
Bwhahahahhhahhhahahahaahhhahah breathe Bwhahaahhaahahahah
I hope they shoot so many dicks at him
🤣 This is the funniest thing I've heard in months! Too bad he got to reproduce before he dies. But I guess I should just be happy he's going to die.
FAFO
So patriotic he joined to fight in our adversary's side.
Yep. Probably will get killed by American munitions.
American made
Fafo. Farma ftw 😎
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The guy is a Darwin Award in the making.
Me: *twerks*
What an asshole.
To shield their children from knowing that lesbians exist. What fragile-minded bigots.
Welcome to Russia,dummy.
Guess he shoulda learned Russian. What a turd.
So he talks about risking his life for his new country which he says migrants to the US don't do, while simultaneously expecting a non-combat role because he doesn't actually want to risk his life.
I wonder if he's learned how to say "meat puppet" in Russian yet?
Instant follow!
He hates America. FAFO, traitor.
hating America is good actually
No, hating the current regime in America is good.
This regime is not entirely new it's an acceleration of car full of Americas problems into a crowd of bystanders.
I agree. Trump didn't happen overnight. He's a symptom of a deeper problem, but hating an entire country is counter productive.
What he has done uniquely is break everyones trust in the USA. We knew being involved with the USA wasn't good for us but now it's actively toxic. Trump completes what 911 started.
Elaborate for me, please. I know why 9/11 happened, as do knowledgeable Americans. I geniunely don't understand the link between trump and 9/11.
I'm not saying they are linked, I'm saying they are inflection points of similar magnitude in the decline of the USA from it's post war peak.
Immigrants to the U.S. don't join the armed forces 😂 Dude *must* be a Fox watcher.
Dude is fleeing "wokeness" of course he is a brain dead fox news watcher
on the contrary, immigrants do www.fwd.us/news/immigra...
Yeah we do. One guy actually got his citizenship during training. I didn't get mine until after my first deployment because I'm lazy.
And he doesn't speak the language!
Honestly, being fed into a meat-grinder kind of _is_ a non-combat role
Constructive feedback: It would be great for readers if you included context surrounding the war and Putin’s historic pattern of violent aggression—including his actions against Ukraine, which are quite literally, by definition, war crimes. The way it’s written now does not challenge any of that.
In fact, it almost makes it sound like Putin is someone to be revered. You could argue because it’s directly quoting someone, although, if that’s all you’re going to do— it’s not really journalism.
This is the weirdest iargue/time-waste bot I’ve seen here yet.
What? Do you mean me?
everyone you don’t like is a pro/anti putin robot. don’t bother looking into it just sling that accusation around
Gonna get splattered by a woke American munition
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
Imagine doing all that to get killed by some 21 year old flying a $300 Chinese drone
What an idiot.
Ah, karma. I hope he enjoys being cannon fodder for Putin’s vile, unprovoked war on Ukraine.
😂
Definitely playing the Mario Death music when a drone gets him.
don't worry. i'm sure the state dept. is working on getting back home safe and sound as i type this. amirite?
Oh well. I wonder what ever happened to that Canadian family, the Feenstras, who sold everything and moved there?
But they wanted to farm specifically, and I'm sure their Canadian holdings afforded them quite a bit more land in Russia. Climate is not too dissimilar and they already have experience in the occupation of preference – not a COMPLETELY moronic move.
Their money was confiscated by the Russian government. Not sure if they released the funds. They had to take a test demonstrating command of the Russian language. They were about to be deported but I recently saw he said they were allowed to stay for the time being.
They failed the language test, by the way.
Someone needs to rescue those kids and bring them home.
Tots and prayers
I guess you could say his pronouns will soon be… was/were 😏
I hope not. His family needs him. But I'm sure that if he's injured then the doctors will do all they can to heal him. So he can go back.
Nope! Wrong on all counts His homophobia lead to his alcoholic wife relapsing. He’ll be left on a field, thousands of miles from home for the flies and maggots.
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Cue "Fade to Black."
Will unitedhealthcare be there to deny coverage?
That would be his verbs, but I hear you.
Real shit
Oh no….. *Laughs heartily in Korean….
I'm smiling.
Congrats! Somebody named Darwin might be of interest to you!
lol.
Be hilarious if he’s shot in the face by a Ukrainian trans gal sniper who got nearly all of her basic training from Fallout: New Vegas.
He wasnt even conscripted. He volunteered to try and speed up his citizenship!
Should have played around it.
Is this the FAFO I hear them talking about?
I'd like to add here, "LMAO".
gee whiz, i'm looking through my collection of tiny violins for such an occasion and i'm not sure i have one small enough for this one
I mean I’m not supposed be to engage in Schadenfreude but lmfao for real
Me neither, with the tablets I'm on.
At least they're not woke though, right? Just wait until you need that woke doctor to fix the holes in your body.
Thank you for your service.
Why not one more?
I can understand your motive to improve your beautiful country by sending out some trash from it in my land. But stupid American in Ru ranks is still an additional soldier who will try to kill me not to be killed. Now, when your government de facto betraying us, it isn't so funny here, so think more
I don’t think it’s funny.
Sorry, i didn't want to be harsh, nothing personal. I thought my comment should be in the chat to remind about the third part of the story, Ukraine, which is just trying to survive genocidal war with .ru
Always the underlying point.
“Huffman has no prior military experience, DeAnna said, adding that his limited training was conducted in Russian. She suggested this language barrier has made her husband particularly unprepared for the horrors of combat.” I feel his stupidity will be a bigger issue.
It turns out that prior to joining the military, most people have no prior military experience. If they did, they wouldn't have joined the military. The "The judge gave me a choice between jail and the Marine Corp, if I'd gone to jail I would've been out now." joke didn't come from nothing.
Good news! If your role in the Russian army is to be cannon fodder, stupidity is not a problem. In fact it is looked upon as a desired trait.
No worries. Virtually none of the future dead Russian soldiers had much training either. Or functioning rifles. Or ammunition. Happy dying!
At least when playing Helldivers 2, you know that you’re set up to be canon fodder, but the game at least gives you functional weapons and ammunition. Maybe that guy should have just bought a PS5 so he could play Helldivers instead of immigrating.
And YET she went along with this pyscho and did not protect her children like a good mother would —okay! Americans ARE indeed, fat, lazy, and stupid. We are all about to FO
The terorist still alive. Last seen online day before yesterday. They visited Red square/the Kremlin together archive.is/lqkfK
Wait they immigrated to Russia because she wants to be “an influencer?”
Probably because they wanted to get bounties for both. They are looking for all persons in trouble, especially drugs and alcohol addicted ones. Branson is a former American chief of Rossotrudnichestvo (KGB's spying/propaganda center pretending to spread only Russian culture) bsky.app/profile/prot...
They have monthly quotas like ICE kidnappers, Russian cops and Russian enlistment officers
Hey Siri, what is the LD50 for schadenfreude?
lmfao
Is this what heroin feels like? Or is this better?
Haaaa
1 million out of 10 post.
Volunteered as straight up cannon fodder.
I bet he has an NRA membership
But unable to own a firearm under Russian law….
He'll be happy to be issued Russia's 1983-est AK-74
Not everyone knows that Maria Butina and Elena Branson involved in a huge project for "returning Russians back". Their activity is including hiring new agents and terrorists. And not only Russian ones as you can see
Unfortunately for him, language barriers don’t stop drone attacks.
One doesn't need training to act as a human shield for more valuable soldiers
Even less to be zeroed as an example to others.
The only thing he needs to understand is "Drive 1 kilometer in that direction, then find somewhere to hide". It's not his matter that his odds of making it to the "find somewhere to hide" part are in the single-to-low-double digits per mission.
Once he learns "chapstick", he'll be bobbing right along. No need to worry Deanna. Dedovshchina Dedovshchina is the informal practice of hazing and abuse of junior conscripts historically in the Soviet Armed Forces and today in the Russian Armed Forces ...
Agreed.I feel that trying to escape LGBTI and joining a the Russian army are opposing goals.
I wonder how often he complained about immigrants not learning the language when he lived here.
Ignorance has its price.
There's a word for recruits like him: cannon fodder.
That was a delightful read. 🤸🏿
Fafo
Another one experiencing the FAFO Effect! Good riddance.
FAFO
Hate it for you.
opposite of woke is dead, it seems
🤣🤣
Checks out. 😜
Always was
He's about to have the Forever Nap, never to be woken again
Very interesting that there were three sons from the previous family who clocked what he was doing and said nope.
Military aged, too. Self preservation or common sense kicked in.
I mean, not like anyone was forcing him to sign up – vast, vast majority of Russians are not signing up. Completely voluntary stupidity all the way through.
Concepts of thoughts and prayers. Watch out for drones!
Huh. Anyway, I think I might have pizza for dinner tonight.
Ooooh! Important news! What will you put on the pizza?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wonder what this MAGA boy thought when he met "dedovshchina," and his sergeant buggered and robbed him?
He might not have even lasted long enough to get the full moblik experience.
Common factors of Discrimination, Paranoia, eating Nazi-aspirated Propaganda, Resulted in this Dipshit's entire family's Demise. They're now willing servants of Dictator Putin & Traitors to the Free World 🌐🇺🇳. Bury him w all his Russian Imperial Invader comrades, & DON'T send his body back here (US).
Putin would call him a "useful idiot"
Cool, his obituary will be a fun read over a cup of coffee.
So obsessed with other peoples genitalia that he 'escaped' them to the front lines of the meatgrinder side. Now his kids get to grow up without a father, probably. If they could just learn to mind their own fucking business, the world would be a better place, especially for themselves.
If he somehow miraculously makes it out alive his kids will have to deal with a whole other level of fucked up dad.
Seems unlikely, but will it matter when they'll be sent out as soon as they're of sge? What kind of moron thinks his country is going to have a future after the loss of almost every adult male? He should have quit a long time ago.
Got news for him. Probably have transpeople there to.
Based only on the headline and photo i am imagining a docudrama where this guy is played by David Mitchell
Well he’s fucking Texas toast now
O goody!
This is one case where I have no sympathy for Derek or his wife after falling ass first in the QAnon conspiracy hellhole, cause they took their three daughters, 12, 11 & 10, to Russia with them. And now Mommy is worried?
Their kids will be fiddled with too. Russia is the paedo capital of the world.
It’s an utterly corrupt shithole where anything goes for the oligarchs with the cash and the connections. In Russia the rich pedos are also entrepreneurs. The kids will end up in the movies - and not in a good way.
So what's the difference between the two countries?
Yeah, very funny. Sins of the father, eh?
Not funny. Just fact. If he was a proper father, he would have protected them by keeping out of Russia. Some kids with idiot drunk fathers will die in car crashes.
Neither fact, nor funny. The fact that you use this gleefully as a certainty tells me more about you than what you said about him. You could use the fact that Russia is at war as discouragement, yet you chose this. Curious.
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I don't think that there have been 1 million deaths. I checked your attribution and it's written in Ukrainian and in image format. Tough to verify. I found this article from The Guardian, written last month, that reports 1 million casualties and 250,000 deaths. www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
Believing LIES &Not FACTS Has a Price You Pay!! 🤣🤣
What a dumb piece of shit
What an asswipe. I feel for his family.
Dead is the new anti-Woke.
That would explain the MAGA death cult phenomenon…
Ha. Ha. Ha.
I feel terrible for their daughters. Their lives will go from bad to worse soon.
Sounds like he fell for the banana in the tailpipe.
Post of the day Well done
Oopsie
Bro is getting f****d in the a** alright...just not by LGBTQ
What a shame.
It would take a heart of stone not to laugh.
Just laugh, I've been cracking jokes about the vatnik, comrade derek for days now. He earned it. Darwin award finalist for sure.
He would definitely be a Darwin award contestant if he hadn't already reproduced...
Same with that confederat kkk face tattood teddy boy who moved there. Americans will never learn that russians think anericans are fucking gullible thick stupid idiots.
(Are)
Aye thats him with his Z Patch and balding thining quiff. Pretty sure the ukrainians put extra effort into hunting him.
Russians too
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For a vast part of the US population, I would agree with the Russians.
The vast part of the US population is not stupid enough to trust a Russian military recruiter, or even move to Russia for that matter. So we ain't as dumb as we look.
But ur republican party is.
Not even the majority of them. But obviously way too many.
Da
lol
I bet he used to watch A LOT of tv back in the states
Also, women stop following stupid men!
Oh, she seems pretty fucking stupid herself.
Who is more foolish. The fool or those that follow him?
Right?! 💯 what kind of low self esteem does it take to NOT think for yourself or protect the children YOU gave birth too?
Happy entrails, bigot!
OH MY LAWD😆😆😆
He’s been a dupe his whole life. Why should moving to Russia change anything. Drooling effing moron.
FAFO for sure. Sad.
too cute!
He might not be “woke” much longer
Lol hope he gets droned
Thoughts and prayers....
That’s the face of a man about to get what he deserves.
He'll be dead by the end of the month. They're just robbing him first. He already said they took 10,000 rubles off him for "unit expenses" (i.e. commander needs more vodka) and he hasn't received his sign up bonus or any pay. 🤦♂️ I feel bad for their poor kids - their parents failed them miserably.
They're gonna do stuff to him too. They don't have camels in Russia.
I have no doubt his children love him, and my heart breaks for them. This is so fucked up 😩
I don't think any child would love a father who uproots them and displaces them in russia of all places, just because he thinks his gay neighbours are dangerous. That shit is beyond stressful.
Ehhh. Theyre better off without him.
That’s an unsupported assumption.
Y’all are some fucked up people, you realize that?
Nah the fucked up part here is this man's strictly unnecessarily hateful reasons to fuck his entire family's future to shreds.
It’s a fact that political extremists are often abusive parents. Cope.
Political extremists from a religious group that has made hitting children a core part of their theology.
Yes. We know. That's why we know there's a strong possibility they don't love him, or at least, they don't necessarily love him as much as you think. Neither of us can know for sure, but based on experience and education... There are probably mixed feelings.
He's MAGA. I doubt he even speaks to his children.
He speaks AT them.
As a child of a father who has the same basic ideology, I'm betting he abuses them and their feelings are very mixed.
I hope they get therapy & get to come home
If they do it won't be in that order.
The sins of the father …
Once mom (slides into alcoholism and prostitution) and dad (used as a cover fire target) are out of the way those girls will be trafficked to the mob as sex slaves. Anyone who thinks Russians will take care of and raise immigrant girls is a fucking moron.
OMG, I thought you were just speculating, but I just saw in another article that the mom actually is a currently backsliding formerly-recovering alcoholic! 0_0 those poor kids.
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it took less than a week lmao
Nothing like dying to a drone borne RPG on the Ukrainian steppe because you didn't want to do a vocabulary and sex education lesson with your kid. Nice job. You sure showed us. Have fun storming the castle dipshit.
Common factors of Discrimination, Paranoia, eating Nazi-aspirated Propaganda, Resulted in this Dipshit's entire family's Demise. They're now willing servants of Dictator Putin & Traitors to the Free World 🌐🇺🇳. Bury him w all his Russian Imperial Invader comrades, & DON'T send his body back here (US).
The Russians won't send his body back to Russia let alone the US.
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Excited for him, sad for his family
bsky.app/profile/anto...
He sure showed the libs
I feel pretty owned, don’t you?
Oh, I'm not sure. I think we need more MAGA types to go to Russia before I can answer that question.
🤣😂🤣😂😂 the Russian front line is a perfect place for him to be.
Crimea River.
That's awesome!
You win the internet today
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This reply should be the thing that ends all war and ushers in Utopia. Phenomenal. Bravo. Bless you. 🤣
😂 Chapeau.
*tips hat*
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Earned follow.
Brava!
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
LOL, you win today's internets!
Best response of the day
hahaahahahahaah omg!! 🤣
Ok, you won it all
Bravo Stephanie! Bravo! 👏
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Can't after Putin blew up the Kakhovka Dam.
Damn. That's gold.
I tip my hat to you sir
Shiiiiiiiiit.
PERFECT!
He's the jerkwad businessman who tries to negotiate with Alan Rickman in "Die Hard"
His name is Ellis in the movie.
If he grew a beard, he’d look just like him too.
His kids bout to be gay as hell
Nope. He has 3 daughters. They and his widow are going to metriculate into "Traditional Domestic Roles". The fact that she is unemployed, doesn't have a car, and has no male relatives in Russia, is going to induce only the noblest suitors: to honor the dignity of "Enlisted Jagguffs" memory.
For the curious, this gives an idea of this family's style, and their ambitions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Orm...
I've seen this vid from A Ukrainian Official. Apparently, a Russian family moved to Texas (of fucking course, bc there're lots of Nazi-Aspirated, Corrupt Dipshits there), seduced a Texas guy, convinced the Texas guy to become a Russian Imperial Invader. Discovered they're paying more for nothing.
Apart from everything else, she gushes about how welcoming the govt is to her "refugee" immigrant family, offering services, finding a job, etc. The irony is so ironic.
Unless Russia chose to artificially subsidise them, for its own propaganda purposes. this silliness was always going to end in tears.
You sir are about to become chewed up hamburger good bye.
Well he sure showed us.
There’s a lot of things at the Russian/Ukranian front. But I think LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is at a minimum. Good job
This guy is going to win a Darwin Award *and* Dad of the Year. What a mensch!
This is what happens when you believe what Russian bots tell you. A cautionary tale. Hope the kids end up OK
When they went, the oldest was 12, so she will be conscripted relatively soon. Hooray!!!
Dang, with that in mind, the guy is a lock for “Dad of the Year”
Like the ted cruz daughters and the kellyanne children.
😂😂😂😂😂😂Karma strikes again
Have meet a few rusian people, they were nice, extremely dorky and they abandoned the closet MONTHS after being in the safety of a new country. They liked to talk about the good things Russia have but it reminded me of when my mother and my grandma talked about their childhoods in a dictatorship.
FAFO.
There's no stupid like American stupid.
Ohh you haven’t been to the Balkans.
I'm married to one 😅
You must’ve gotten reasonable one? It’s a rare treat 😁
That is a hard-lookin 46.
Hate, and possible inbreeding, really age a person.
Sure. For an American. Those russian conscripts bout to run through that bitch. Russia is grappling with a significant HIV epidemic, particularly in Eastern Europe and Central Asia, where it has the highest number of HIV-positive individuals.
Coulda been at home grilling or something.
By the way, i'm stealing that meme. 💋🤌
Considering what these hogs squeel about when their comfortable? I'm glad he's gone and I'm glad he took his sow and sucklings with him.
Russell Bently, another Texan who "escaped" to Russia to fight against Ukraine was tortured and killed by his own team in April
Fingers crossed!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell...
A full-on communist huh? Horseshoe theory is vindicated yet again.
Yeah....I feel bad for their KIDS, but not really for the parents.
This is so funny, the only logical conclusion is that's it's not real
Good
A 40+ YO grown man didn’t get “duped.” He got what he wanted—just not in the form he expected. His kids aren’t being “indoctrinated,” right? Problem solved. “Have fun” (as Dear Leader likes to say) on the front lines.
You can help kill this MAGA chud faster with a donation to buy drones. I can vouch for this fund; it's extremely well known in Ukraine. www.sternenkofund.org/en
Lmfao! I'm dying 😂
- Him, in like 2 weeks
As your ilk likes to say, "Man up." The cherry on top would be if one of his kids is actually LGBTQ+, since it doesn't work through "indoctrination." 🤌🏽
Yes that would be karma the middle girl maybe ( middle child) looks like she may belong to LGBTQ
I wouldn’t wish this father on any LGBTQ+ person. However much it might be “karma” for him, it would be trauma for them.
to be fair it’s unlikely they are ever going to see him again
It’s unlikely to be just him that’s being hateful.
that’s true :(. gross situation.
Dying thousands of miles from home in service of a dictator because you couldn't come out of the closet. Just. Be. Gay.
We got any proof the calls were coming from inside the closet? Or he just dramatically stupid maga?
Consider that he doesn't have military experience, barely speaks the language, and volunteered for 3 other positions in the rear instead of the front line-- He might not have been a dick-suckers when he married his wife, but he is definatly his companies bitch right now. -Dedovshchina . . .
scared of gay people now forced by government to serve and potentially die in ukraine...seems fair to me. i bet he regrets not being such an asshat about drag queen story time now
Karma should have him killed by a Ukrainian soldier wearing a unicorn patch. IJS
You made me google that, because I did not know the significance of a unicorn patch. How badass! bless them. Thanks for educating me today. :)
meanwhile, like dylan mulvaney, i'll be belliedup to the bar quaffing a chilled bud light.
Moral for all political stuntsters: Blame the queens, not the kings.
🤣he wasn't even forced. He enlisted because he thought it would earn him respect from the Russian ppl and gov. Basically an American value he thought would transfer over 🤷🏿♂️
Do your thing Ukraine.
«Это стыдно».
Oh, well.
All because he wanted to avoid people who have zero negative effect on his life.
I hate when those immigrants come here without being able to speak the language and think they can get an easy pass to citizenship by joining the military, said the Russian scoffing at this dipshit. Once he gets blown up by a Ukrainian drone and his family gets nothing I hope we don’t let them back
His daughters don’t deserve that. He & his wife do but not the kids
Don't kid yourself. The apple rarely rolls far from tree. And frankly, fascists always hide behind their children when reality starts swinging. Neo-Nazis love to squeel about the Rape Of Berlin, Dresden, and the Mass Expulsion from Eastern Europe.
Aww no, ah dang, oh beans
At least some good is happening in this world.
happy friday everyone
My watch is fast. I'm already Saturdaying.
The cherry on the woke cake.
The face of someone with a mind too small for doubt
🤣
Always great to get some "happy news" to lighten up this dreary time.
Man, people will really throw their entire family in front of a war in order to "stand up" against people just wanting to live their lives, huh?
Oh.... well!
I’m sure her floral-designing talents will be extremely helpful in Russia. 🙄
So bigot flees to country ran by dictator and is about to unwillingly take a bullet...... good
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Too bad trader. Woke my ass.
bwa ha ha haaa! 😹
Gosh. Being misled by the Russian Army Recruiters. That must be a first 🙄
Better change the flag too
Be the first one on your block To have your boy sent home In a box! And it's a 1 2 3 what are we fighting for? youtu.be/ft0vkKCadgk?...
::yoink:: stealing that
Savage fucking meme.
Absolute banger. 10/10. Laughed out loud in actual fact.
Same. Dogs were concerned by my cackling.
OMG LOL
this is good im saving this
Wait until he finds out about Ukrainian FPV drones, esp. the flamethrowers, that he’ll be ordered to advance or be shot, with no food or water. They’ll shoot him if he tries to surrender. If he’s killed, his family won’t be able to see his body, if there’s anything left, and they won’t be paid.
This guy: So my role will be away from combat? Russian recruiter: нет This guy’s wife: We don’t speak Rus- This guy: “нет” obviously means “yes” honey Russian recruiter: вы будете на передовой This guy: …great! uh, well pair of… dovvy to you too comrade!
Common factors of Discrimination, Paranoia, eating Nazi-aspirated Propaganda, Resulted in this Dipshit's entire family's Demise. They're now willing servants of Dictator Putin & Traitors to the Free World 🌐🇺🇳. Bury him w all his Russian Imperial Invader comrades, & DON'T send his body back here (US).
Wild to me that the “speak English!” crowd just up and emigrates to a country where they don’t speak the language…
I love this for him.
Start digging that trench fuckass
Owning the libs by dying for Putin. Beautiful, no notes.
This guy's a fucking idiot. The orcs had the son of a senior CIA director in their ranks. They could have used him for leverage, Intel, or propaganda, instead they sent him on a meatwave. Lol the fuck did he think they were gonna do with some random "Derek" with a junkie wife?
vodka is the rusky paxil
Ba ba ba baasedddd
She might just be fitting in with the local culture.
The funny thing is he went there with this view of "serving in the military proves pride in your country". When in Russia, it's for the most part just a monetary arrangement. Ads commonly focus on how much money you'll earn. Soldiers are often seen as poor people taking a gamble, or idiots.
I think he’s on a learning journey. Who knows, he might get zeroed as an example before he even reaches the front.
He fitting to come home to Sergei sleeping in his bed
When in Russia, do as Russians do! 🥃
Kudos to her, she's assimilating quickly to Russian culture.
🥂
Should’ve just put the pronouns in the bio
Were/was
What's funny is the video where she is complaining that no one speaks English because they don't know any Russian. I'm sure they have thoughts about immigrants in America who don't speak English though... 🤣
this, for sure
The communication barrier is *intense* over there. If you don't know the Cyrillic alphabet you can't even try to sound out the words. And if you're "uproot my whole life because gay people exist" levels of stupid, good freakin luck shopping or using transit, much less working a job.
At least Cyrillic is easy to learn. It's not like hanzi / kanji :) My fav. part of this whole story is the fact that instead of getting paid, like he was promised, instead he's having to pay for his unit's supplies. I mean, that's just 👩🍳😘
He mentioned to state media how immigrants in America don't assimilate. 🫢
Did he say that in Russian?
A thread of their comments from the article. bsky.app/profile/harv...
Moving to Russia and then having you husband die to protect one of Putin's projects is technically a high level of assimilation for his wife. If he had been jailed prior to his assignment in the military, that would also have counted for him. Language is only one factor of belonging to a nation.
Assimilation by decomposition in his case.
You didn't read the article. He clearly misunderstood a great deal in joining the Russian military due to his lack of language skills. His wife explains that clearly in English in a video. In this case, language is paramount to his assimilation & survival. Her's as well, as she's trying to get help.
I saw the video. She was complaining that there were no English speakers to help them.
No English speakers in Russia, at all? Does she have a phone? Because I can turn on my camera and translate photos into English from any language I can think of. Do we not have American consulates in Russia? I'm in America now, and I know at least 3 people who have lived in Russia. Try harder.
I don't speak Russian, and if I moved to Russia with an understanding that I would serve the military in some fashion, I would naturally understand that I would be serving as fodder. Their lack of common sense, includes hiring an accurate interpreter to negotiate the transition and agreement. 👉👈👉👈
It's a common adage in the US that you should "Never, ever trust a military recruiter" They lie. They have quotas. They lie. Below is just one example.
What you do or would do are not the subject or topic here.
What any of us would do is the topic here. I will not give sympathy to someone who doesn't have the level of forethought to not move to one of the least free nations of the world to absentmindedly become fodder for Putin. Go ahead and do the same, knowing I'll be here to mock you.
WHY the F is VODKA so popular in Russia? Omg so they don’t have to realize how pathetic their lives are — Booo F’ing Hoooo!
There's a good history of that on YouTube. Short; some Czar found it was a good way to pacify the masses and generate revenue.. became government product and hooked millions. Like English getting China hooked on opium, but all domestic.
I had a professor in college who lived and grew up under communism in the Czech Republic he said that is literally ALL they did -drink vodka and bury farming equipment-yep “jobs” for everyone-build stuff they didn’t need and then dig a hole and bury it! Everyone depressed and drunk
L’alcoolisme en Russie 🇷🇺 est la première cause de mortalité, beaucoup d’entre eux n’atteignent même pas 60 ans !!!
La deuxième, c'est l'intoxication au plomb lors d'opération militaire spéciale ?
La deuxième c’est le manque de soins médicamenteux , le prix des médicaments 💊 📈le manque de médicaments 💊 📈, même les plus simples, les pharmacies qui ferment, les médecins qui donnent leur démission, et des hôpitaux qui ferment !!! Pas d’ARGENT pour le social, tout part dans la defense !!!
I pity the Russian people to some extent.. generations of hopelessness and suffering. Finding temporary respite in bottle of numbing poison. Doesn't make what they as a group are doing excusable, or course.
Commentaire d’un citoyen russe sous une vidéo YouTube de @meduza.io rapporte : « Mes parents ont entendu qu’il faut endurer et sauver, mais les enfants vivent, leurs parents et arrières grands-parents ont entendu la même chose. Maintenant, c’est à nous d’écouter ce voleur « #putlerkhuilo »!!!
Commentaire d’un 2ème citoyen 🇷🇺: « Dans un pays où 40 % des minéraux du nombre total des réserves mondiales et deux % des personnes #putinsMafia 🇷🇺 du nombre total de personnes sur la planète disent qu’il « FAUT ENDURER « , avec une pension de 15 000 roubles ( 165 €) ». #russianEconomylsCollapsing
No medications, too much spending on defense.. 🙁
💯!!!!
Has anyone explained to her how divorce works? 🤔
“Divorce” is not in most conservative women’s vocabulary
This isnt her first marriage
She can sure pick 'em. 🙄
Unnecessary, he'll be dead in months if not weeks.
“I’m a recovering alcoholic. Where’s a good place to move where people are not known for drinking heavily…I know…Russia!
I feel really bad for his three daughters. Hopefully if he does die they manage to make it out before it's too late and she becomes an alcoholic and they end up abused or even worse such as victims of trafficking. What a terrible thing to do to your family because you're afraid of diversity.
PS. She might have been behind the move 100% too in which case they are both complicit - but she might easily have been gaslit or brain washed by him and their cultish religious sect. But children deserve a better start in life free of indoctrination and institutionalized hate and cruelty.
She is at least adjusting to the Russians culture.
You can‘t be Russian without drinking vodka all day and dying in a muddy drench 🤷♂️
I assume the comments sections on her social media posts are absolutely hilarious
She took her posts down once they went viral. Unsurprising.
Or they were taken down for her.
I was just thinking about how wild it is that her priority isn't getting herself and her children the fuck out of the country (her husband is doomed, imo), it's to make posts and collect lieks
I'm trying to imagine Sally Field in Not Without My Daughter (1991) and the movie is just her going "Yeah hey what's up, it's your girl in Iran with another update for you all..." and never actually trying to leave
AFAIK, she's a trad wife. Husband is the master of the household and all that.
Ah well
When in Russia, do as the Russians do
Damn, that’s legit sad.
Much vodka in Russia
Ppfffhahahahaha
At least vodka is cheap there. Like life.
If the vodka runs short, there's always the Russian tradition of drinking paint thinner.
Dostoyevsky: "The Idiot."
Say what you will about moscovia, these idiots in particular and their motives, but this is a huge success story in terms of cultural integration of immigrants.
✅ 10/10, no notes ;)
Fucking morons.
Oh yes. Russia will accept people from anywhere to feed into the meat grinder so rich politically connected Russians don't have too.
LOL, hope she likes vodka!
and the availability of cheap vodka
"vodka"
Vodka is very loosely defined.
vod-industrialwaste-ka
below a certain quality threshold, "imperial white spirit"
Sobriety is woke anyway
Didn’t russia basically seize and freeze all their assets once they finished the paperwork?
that's what I remember 🤷🏼♀️
I lol'd this but as a recovering alcoholic myself I had to slap myself for the laugh.
The good news: Russian vodka will take the "pain" away better than American beer.
. . . and the face-eating leopards strike again.
A recovering alcoholic choosing to live in Russia — sounds like her decision-making skills are about as developed as his.
And since he's not getting paid, MAGA donors are paying all their bills... even as the family appears in Russian propaganda.
Quick she needs a Coldplay ticket
”In Soviet Russia, Vodka Consume You!”
That’s so sad. Those poor kids. A family destroyed
Someone with a drinking problem? In RUSSIA? Whatever next?!?
Imagine being 3 years sober and your husband says “hey, let’s move to the country where everyone smokes 3 packs a day, a liter of vodka, and has the life expectancy of a medieval serf!”
Hm. Will I never again have to see a Black person on TV, though? Priorities, you know.
There are many people I love who are in recovery, and who fight that fight every day. And for some of them, the program has helped them become more compassionate,more loving human beings. But getting sober alone never made a good person out of a bad one.
Well, vodka shortages might help her out.
Just checking: he joined a movement to leave the US and relocate to Russia, and the only families that did it were the guy that started the movement, and this guy? And he joined their army. And assumed he would be treated fairly, like he might be in America, it sounds like?
”If I serve they’ll accept me” is a wild conclusion when the USA has deported a lot of veterans.
I’m guessing he joined the military thinking that he will instantly be officer material. Likely didn’t even consider that Russian military very obviously is not run like the American military and is not a meritocracy. Thats what I bet they mean when he says he felt like he was tricked.
If so called faith was going to save you it would have by now. Maybe use the brain your supposed god gave you. Any normal person would know fleeing to Russia was stupid and kids aren’t indoctrinated by LGBTQ. You indoctrinated yourselves with right wing BS.
he’s dead now lol
MAGA truly does belong in Russia
Dying while not understand a lick of what anyone is saying lmao because they "refused to assimilate" like the brown immigrants they complain about in the US 🙂↔️.
Oh well. Nice knowing ya.
Really hope any one of our own home grown MAGA clowns take to heart the lesson here that when you install a dictator, your ideology will no longer save you
Have a nice day! youtu.be/ObntvRcKMrE?...
Karma is real.
To be fair he got what he wanted, anti-wokers are always LARPing as tough military dudes Time to prove it
Yes; let's see what he's made of!
Or if he's taken prisoner (or surrenders) PoW guard: 'Huffman. Now *there's* a name we don't hear every day round these parts.'
🤣🤣
That’s a level of stupid that’s hard to comprehend, even in a world of stupid. Hope he enjoys his indoctrination!
love this for him, hope he dies.
He may, sounds like being a new soldier is NOT good: www.hrw.org/reports/2004...
wow, I knew they were bad, but not this mess. thanks for sharing this. 0_o
These guys win the Darwin award hard!
Not qualified as he already reproduced with his cousin!
wait, his cousin? 0_0 I missed that part. Unless you are being sarcastic, which, fine there too. lol
I think it's not his fault! Poor little whinny guy, the non-work people he knows are his parents who are siblings and his wife who is also his cousin...
He still deserves it.
For sure! And Darwin likes that!
Also when he dies he will help ensure the survival of shelter dogs in The Kursk oblast knowyourmeme.com/memes/mobik-...
HAHA. Such a maga move. LOSER!
Seems like this transition isn’t going so well for him.
sorry to his kids, i hope their mom finds a better man to be their father after the funeral 🤞🏼