Donald Trump teased he would patrol the streets of D.C. with police on Thursday night but ended up dropping off fast food at a law enforcement facility where he thanked officers, boasted about his achievements and ate a slice of pizza.
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Meanwhile, his Gravy Seals kidnapped our pizza guy! My man has been showing up to work every day like a champ for TWO YEARS and gets nabbed by these incel dateless wonders.
aug 22, 2025, 3:53 am • 1 0 • view
Pathetic usual
aug 22, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
Trump did a slower version of the guy that threw a subway sandwich at a cop and ran off.
aug 22, 2025, 11:26 am • 0 0 • view
aug 22, 2025, 2:04 am • 0 0 • view
TACO Chickened out?
aug 22, 2025, 1:06 am • 6 1 • view
Another lie by the orange stain. (I love misspelling "orange stain" - spell correct spells it correctly for me - like it's actually his name). But it's a calculated lie. The 60 million MAGAts in the country will read tomorrow that Dear Leader descended into the unwashed. A BIG F*CKING LIE!!t
aug 22, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
What a stupid nightmare we live
aug 22, 2025, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
Chunky pedo president couldn’t walk a block with those cankles. Joke of the world
aug 22, 2025, 1:17 am • 3 1 • view
Sad babyman sad babyman watcha gonna do when you don't have enough stamina nor balance to walk the uneven streets of DC for a few hours. Deliver some pizza and hope everyone forgets you chickened out because you are mentally and physically unfit.
aug 22, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
Newsom should patrol the streets of Sacramento with a parade of hot rods.
aug 22, 2025, 1:06 am • 8 0 • view
Super-cool idea!
aug 22, 2025, 1:08 am • 2 0 • view
Just like he missed 5 tours of patrols of the Ho Chi Minh Trail due to golden bone spurs, he chickened out on his “patrol” of DC tonight. He’s equally afraid of his own countrymen.
aug 22, 2025, 1:44 am • 0 0 • view
Now he won’t get his little toy tank at the end of his visit
aug 22, 2025, 1:38 am • 0 0 • view
Obviously his bone spurs flared up
aug 22, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
Give him a break, he's got cankle spurs
aug 22, 2025, 6:17 am • 0 0 • view
aug 22, 2025, 1:42 am • 0 0 • view
@governor.ca.gov response please?
aug 22, 2025, 1:03 am • 4 0 • view
Nothing shows appreciation like cheap greasy fast food. MAHA anyone?
aug 22, 2025, 1:03 am • 4 1 • view
Cheap, greasy food from a cheap, greasy man.
aug 22, 2025, 1:09 am • 1 0 • view
General Bone Spurs, reporting for duty. 🖕
aug 22, 2025, 1:14 am • 2 0 • view
#Taco all time like he could walk a block with the reserves with those cankles !!!
aug 22, 2025, 3:45 am • 1 0 • view
Is he helping the DOJ and the FBI release the Epstein files next?
aug 22, 2025, 1:37 am • 0 0 • view
aug 22, 2025, 1:05 am • 1 1 • view
I was hoping he might get caught in a drive by.
aug 22, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view