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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social

OPINION | The speculation surrounding the president’s health has gotten grizzlier and grizzlier, and it gives off an uncomfortable vibe that is very much like that old Soviet joke.

aug 28, 2025, 10:12 pm • 35 13

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Faithless Grace @faithlessgrace.bsky.social

He deserves so much worse.

aug 29, 2025, 12:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Policy_g @policyg.bsky.social

Whatever color that square starts as, it's going to be yellow by the time we're all done with it.

aug 28, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 1 • view
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RepugnantCon @repugnantcon.bsky.social

Wait till you hear about how he raped kids

aug 28, 2025, 10:14 pm • 12 1 • view
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Zebulon Boone, NOT A COMEDIAN @caleb-j.bsky.social

Yo this headline is a terrible take.

aug 28, 2025, 10:20 pm • 4 0 • view
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jimdc.bsky.social @jimdc.bsky.social

What is the average lifespan of a dictator? I suspect that even if they avoid a grisly ending, the effects of constant paranoid anxieties will eat away at their health.

aug 28, 2025, 10:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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vl2024.bsky.social @vl2024.bsky.social

Let’s not getting started with real Soviet jokes - he would not survive them (literally). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Y...

aug 28, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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mmkeefe.bsky.social @mmkeefe.bsky.social

So what’s the %if old dudes dying on the golf course 🤔? It happened to my uncle 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

aug 28, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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CaptAirkat @captairkat.bsky.social

This article is a joke, right?

aug 28, 2025, 10:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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bocephus53.bsky.social @bocephus53.bsky.social

We're all hoping he resigns real soon! For his health sake😉

aug 28, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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patronusss.bsky.social @patronusss.bsky.social

If it’s tastelessness, then it’s right up his alley

aug 28, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 1 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

Coffin-dodging shit stain. May he shuffle off this mortal coil ASAP.

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aug 29, 2025, 9:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

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aug 29, 2025, 9:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

I don't think it's so tasteless. I'd be all in for expediting his dirt nap. Get that fat sack of shit into a coffin at the soonest possible opportunity.

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aug 29, 2025, 9:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

Lets get that DNR form signed STAT!

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aug 29, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

He's giving off quite a stench these days .... maybe he's as rotten on the inside as he is on the outside

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aug 29, 2025, 9:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

One crooked foot in the grave hopefully

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aug 29, 2025, 9:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

Standing by with my shovel and full bowels

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aug 29, 2025, 9:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

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aug 29, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

With our luck he's already got Herbert West: Re-Animator as his backup secretary of health.

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aug 29, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

So what's the delay, you pumpkin-hued fat fuck?

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aug 29, 2025, 9:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

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aug 29, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

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aug 29, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

The grim reaper needs to really step on the gas

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aug 29, 2025, 9:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

FINGERS CROSSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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aug 29, 2025, 9:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

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aug 29, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

Tick tock Donald ... who is that standing outside the window?

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aug 29, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan West @dw-horrorcom.bsky.social

It cannot happen soon enough for me! I'll shovel dirty over that shit stain right now ... just shove the fucker in a hole.

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aug 29, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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CaptainCaseous @captiancaseous.bsky.social

Huh. What's even worse is that apparently this guy was at the center of a child sex trafficking ring. Maybe some newspaper should implore him to step down or for Congress to impeach him for the good of the country or something. Just spitballing here.

aug 28, 2025, 10:55 pm • 4 1 • view
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ididntvote4him-0.bsky.social @ididntvote4him-0.bsky.social

Wherever they put the orange foolius, they'd better hire some guards & use astroturf to combat the damage of a country pissing on his grave..just sayin'...

aug 29, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Kyle @recoveryfrom.bsky.social

Tasteless? You go high. I’ll find his grave and Taco Bell + Whiskey shit all over it

aug 28, 2025, 10:17 pm • 4 1 • view
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mr-raccoon.bsky.social @mr-raccoon.bsky.social

I dunno he looks pretty healthy to me

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aug 28, 2025, 10:22 pm • 3 1 • view
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TurnTXBlue @turntxblue.bsky.social

I’m just here for the ratio.

aug 28, 2025, 10:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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MustafaPapa @mustafapapa.bsky.social

I mean you WERE the guys that reported “the towel” right?

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aug 28, 2025, 10:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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gestaultineer.bsky.social @gestaultineer.bsky.social

That's going to make it more difficult for the multitudes to piss on his grave...

aug 28, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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bulldogmom.bsky.social @bulldogmom.bsky.social

Make sure Trump gets the Biden treatment. Talk about his age, cognitive decline & poor health 24/7.

aug 28, 2025, 10:26 pm • 1 0 • view