President Trump is now fundraising off his newfound push to make it into Heaven.
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aug 30, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Important bc if there’s one thing that will get you through the eye of that needle, it’s more money
aug 30, 2025, 5:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Are Christians clamoring to pay for Trumps trip to heaven? What does this mean?
aug 30, 2025, 6:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Further proof that religion is bullshit. If even ONE person agrees with the notion that Trump is “Heaven-bound” they discredit their faith immensely.
aug 30, 2025, 5:45 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:40 pm • 2 2 • view
Taking a page out of the old evangelist playbook - "Send me a million dollars or the Lord will take me..."
aug 30, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
my god - he even tries to grift over his own decease. 😳
aug 30, 2025, 5:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe he wants to redecorate wherever he is going in expensive gold decor, like the White House.
aug 30, 2025, 6:10 pm • 0 0 • view
#FUCKTRUMP #THUGTrump
aug 30, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
He's probably planning to do the ancient Egyptian thing and take the money with him. He probably thinks he can buy his way in.
aug 30, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Never has America had such a President more deserving of declining health. 😠
aug 30, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
As Stalin said ‘show me the man and I will show you the crime’! Enough said methinks!
aug 30, 2025, 5:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Buying a staircase?
aug 30, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Just an FYI, Dumpster Fire: 1. You can’t take it with you. 2. If there is a heaven, the ticket inside isn’t money. You should be very worried.
aug 30, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 1:53 pm • 0 0 • view
That’s the one place his money can’t buy. More likely that he’s headed to the other place to atone for his bad deeds. Money can’t get him out of this.
aug 30, 2025, 6:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I would generously contribute if the donation insured his immediate demise. Heaven’s gatekeepers can sort out the rest.
aug 30, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Fucking disgusting.
aug 30, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
The anti-Christ wanting into heaven. Too late MF.
aug 30, 2025, 5:37 pm • 5 3 • view
Maybe it will inspire his base to go with him
aug 30, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 1 • view
"Is he dead yet?" asked Piglet. "...Maybe?" said Pooh.
aug 30, 2025, 5:40 pm • 3 1 • view
My heaven is a world without Trump
aug 30, 2025, 5:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Seeing A LOT of speculation that something dire has happened to Trump's health in the past few days. Please investigate.
aug 30, 2025, 5:38 pm • 0 1 • view
There is a special place in Hell for him. Heaven is out of his reach. God is all forgiving, but in this case He will delegate to the Devil.
aug 30, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Sorry - if there is a heaven why would they admit you Trump??? What good have you done for the world 🤔
aug 30, 2025, 8:35 pm • 0 0 • view
someone better tell him you can't buy your way into heaven..
aug 30, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 1 • view