Taking a long needle to the butthole to avoid eating a vegetable >>>>>>>>>>

I don't tell you how to live

Hi Al Michaels, I didn’t realize you were on Bluesky

Joking aside, my dad is terrible about eating veggies. He jokes that "everyone who eats veggies did, that's just science." Yes, he knows it's dumb.

Oh there's so much I could say here but FIBER IS RIGHT THERE PEOPLE. Eat a delicious date! Have two!!

I do wonder if this can help folks with gastrparesis. For some folks cover isn't enough, even laxatives and still softeners aren't. This seems insane but some solutions are wild.

Or hell take a fiber supplement. But yeah, I love dates. Dried apricots, too.

Also like you can add chia and flax seeds to most foods and you don’t notice them! (I live by a Persian grocery store and the dates there are just divine)

Dates are amazing.

Like I’ve heard of Botox for tmj or excessive sweating but I’m drawing the line at hole.

Here I was just doing this for the love of the game, who knew it has medical benefits.

More or less my exact reaction

This might just save the Rams' season

oh god

At 730AM is crazy work

Actual names never stops posting

Gotta post for the graveyard workers. 730 am holetox is a near equivalent to 1130pm vagwiches

Eat a dragonfruit. That’ll have you pooping in an hour