There was a huge spider above our front door this morning. Pierre bravely tried to relocate her but he struggled a bit the first time (he did eventually move her to the garden). Luckily our #ringcamera was there to capture the moment 😂😂😂😂
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Yeah, that’s a healthy little spider! I LOVE your porch!!
sep 1, 2025, 11:58 pm • 5 0 • view
Lol!! Glad hubby ANd spider were ok🥰
sep 2, 2025, 12:07 am • 2 0 • view
Girl, you almost had to take that man to the ER😂 Is that an orb weaver? He got scared of Charlotte?
sep 2, 2025, 12:05 am • 5 0 • view
Look, we might’ve lived in some rustic situations together, but ultimately he’s a city boy… And he did successfully move her the 2nd time. He just flinched the 1st time which caused him to stumble with rather dramatic results! I have no idea what kind it is, can you identify it from this close up?
sep 2, 2025, 12:09 am • 3 0 • view
It's a spotted orb weaver. We'll get them on our porch, and they make new webs every morning. They take out the mosquitos, so as long is it's not in front of the front door, I leave her alone😂 Spiders scare the shit out of me, but I'm cool with those.
sep 2, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
Ahhh, cool. Pierre got as far as identifying it as a barn spider, which is the same thing right?? We’ve definitely had webs on our porch before, but never across our front door like that. He just relocated her to a tree next to the porch so hopefully she’ll continue to eat the mosquitoes.
sep 2, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
Yeah, the same thing.
sep 2, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
Thank you, I think that's what was inside my house recently. Way too big to be indoors!
sep 2, 2025, 12:38 am • 2 0 • view
We get them and wolf spiders. One morning I was doing laundry, and a wolf spider fell out of a shirt and it literally made a *thud* on the floor. I about shit myself.
sep 2, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
If I have nightmares tonight, I'm going to blame you! lol
sep 2, 2025, 12:57 am • 1 0 • view
I sorry😂
sep 2, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
That's a Burndownmyhouse! I'd know it anywhere.
sep 2, 2025, 12:20 am • 2 0 • view
sep 2, 2025, 12:21 am • 3 0 • view
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sep 2, 2025, 12:26 am • 2 0 • view
THE ABSOLUTE FUCK NOT! I would have moved😂
sep 2, 2025, 12:32 am • 2 0 • view
When we moved here and had a leak in our basement from the coal shoot, I came face to face with a brown recluse, and found their eggs. I went full John Goodman, but the string light touched my neck, and I ran up the stairs like my ass was on fire😂
sep 2, 2025, 12:31 am • 2 0 • view
This incident actually reminded me of all the times, years ago, when we lived together in Honduras & Madagascar, and he saved me from all kinds of creepy crawlies. In Mada there was once a poisonous centipede stalking me. He killed it after I shook it out of a pair of pants where it was hiding. /1
sep 2, 2025, 12:36 am • 2 0 • view
Except for the fact that he almost took himself out, this spider incident today was a really a great time. It brought up all these good memories and he was so sweet to let me know that it happened because he knew I would get a kick out of the video and would enjoy posting it. /2
sep 2, 2025, 12:37 am • 2 0 • view
Poisonous centipede - absolutely the fuck not. I've been to Honduras, but not Madagascar. My first apartment when I was 19 - I was on the ground floor. I took out so many roaches with hairspray😂 My mom came to visit, and she was sleeping, and I'm just trying to not wake her up with aerosol.
sep 2, 2025, 12:43 am • 1 0 • view
Wait a minute, back up. COAL CHUTE????
sep 2, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
I'm not going down to scary side of the basement to take a pic - but yes. Old houses are fun! Former owners built a closet in front of it - I was ripping it out after water came in, and happy fun spider time.
sep 2, 2025, 12:47 am • 3 0 • view
My sister has a detached brick cellar at her ~130 yo farmhouse that she calls "the dungeon" 😱
sep 2, 2025, 1:04 am • 2 0 • view
That was my dad's farmhouse - there was the basement, and this weird-ass crawl space to other basement. Absolutely the fuck not!
sep 2, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
She's tried to show it to me, but I'm no dummy.
sep 2, 2025, 1:38 am • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
sep 2, 2025, 12:58 am • 1 0 • view
yeouch that's a hard fall. car creeping by while he's like, yep, I'm good!
sep 2, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
also I like his shirt ;)
sep 2, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
Oh noooooo! Why can't I ever catch Hubby on camera like that? 🤣😭😫
sep 2, 2025, 12:02 am • 4 0 • view
The best part is, I never look at the app. When I posted it just now he said, “you’re welcome for even telling you, I could’ve just never let you know!” And it’s true, didn’t have to tell me about his humiliation… but he did because he knew I would be entertained…that’s love to me ❤️
sep 2, 2025, 12:06 am • 6 0 • view
That is love for sure!! 🤣🤣🤣
sep 2, 2025, 12:08 am • 3 0 • view
I like how he played cool when he saw the car
sep 2, 2025, 12:38 am • 2 0 • view
He’s got some form there. He could be a professional soccer player.
sep 2, 2025, 1:07 am • 1 0 • view
Oh no!!!! 😂 is he ok?
sep 1, 2025, 11:58 pm • 2 0 • view