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Shayne Calliss @shaynecalliss.bsky.social

That's it. I'm moving to somewhere where there's no: Drought Floods Fires Not too windy Not too hot Not too cold Good politics Have I missed anything?

may 25, 2025, 7:33 am • 138 4

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Sarah Thomes @sthomes.bsky.social

Minneapolis and St. Paul are lovely! You’re welcome here!

may 25, 2025, 1:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shayne Calliss @shaynecalliss.bsky.social

Thank you

may 25, 2025, 8:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ellen Smith @narby54.bsky.social

Let us know when you find it 😬

may 25, 2025, 7:35 am • 2 0 • view
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Deborah @deborahk.bsky.social

Let me know where that place is when you find it. But then I’ll probably complain it’s too crowded

may 25, 2025, 11:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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raven-mumur @raven-murmur.bsky.social

Destination: Utopia.

may 25, 2025, 1:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Misty M ⛰🌻🌳🌺🦋🐝😷 @mistym.bsky.social

You need a creek, on top of a mountain so it doesn’t flood. Let me know when you find it. I promise I won’t tell anyone 🤐.

may 25, 2025, 8:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Mike and Carol and Luffy @weareallbozos.bsky.social

The ‘Good Place’ is made for you!!

may 25, 2025, 9:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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nooshound.bsky.social @nooshound.bsky.social

Ticks and skeeters!

may 25, 2025, 11:15 pm • 3 0 • view
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Shayne Calliss @shaynecalliss.bsky.social

Good point. Adding them to the list

may 25, 2025, 11:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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nooshound.bsky.social @nooshound.bsky.social

Sigh. Ticks have migrated up here to Nova Scotia but the possums are not here yet. Two lintrollered off my cat today already. Siiighhhh.

may 25, 2025, 11:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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hopefulforsummer.bsky.social @hopefulforsummer.bsky.social

You use a lint roller on your cat to pick up ticks? That is freaking brilliant thank you!

may 26, 2025, 12:09 am • 0 0 • view
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nooshound.bsky.social @nooshound.bsky.social

Every freaking time the cat comes back inside... Flea comb and lint roller. Cat loooves lint roller. Cannot use it on myself cuz cat comes running! Roller catches and holds ticks so not loose in house. Ikea ones stickiest. Bought a case of refills! Use on clothes. Put clothes into drier 10 min high

may 26, 2025, 12:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Pru Bonham @prudybon.bsky.social

The last point rules out Tasmania.

may 26, 2025, 7:21 am • 1 0 • view
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momcat80.bsky.social @momcat80.bsky.social

Doesn’t exist. If you find it, let me know! But I was happy to see you finally got some rain although the squalls really looked scary and dangerous. How did our animal family do with the wind?

may 25, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shayne Calliss @shaynecalliss.bsky.social

They just find shelter and wait it out

may 25, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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markschieffer.bsky.social @markschieffer.bsky.social

Great food that isn’t stupid expensive

may 26, 2025, 12:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Milly Sonkey @sistermatic.bsky.social

I heard Eyre Peninsula is nice.

may 25, 2025, 8:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Shayne Calliss @shaynecalliss.bsky.social

Used to be

may 25, 2025, 11:07 am • 1 0 • view
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grammymoore.bsky.social @grammymoore.bsky.social

Where is this just right place

may 26, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Shayne Calliss @shaynecalliss.bsky.social

Still looking

may 26, 2025, 1:10 am • 1 0 • view
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SuziMac @suzimac.bsky.social

Currently looking to relocate anywhere in Oz. Own my home, inheritance pending. It's impossible to find the ideal location despite being single, no dependents! Rural acreage, within dog friendly beach, not hot, coldish ok, no flood/fire risk, although don't mind small homes that can be moved!

may 29, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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zippydazipster.bsky.social @zippydazipster.bsky.social

Cakes. Good cakes.

may 25, 2025, 7:40 am • 2 0 • view
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Shayne Calliss @shaynecalliss.bsky.social

I took good cakes as a given

may 25, 2025, 11:07 am • 2 0 • view
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John Lakey @lakey10.bsky.social

www.facebook.com/share/r/16P9... This to shall pass...

may 25, 2025, 7:38 am • 2 0 • view
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Adora Krem @adorakrem.bsky.social

We'll all be rooned ...

may 25, 2025, 7:39 am • 2 0 • view
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Adrienne @skybird75.bsky.social

Nope, good call!

may 25, 2025, 12:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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MsJayne @mssquiggs65.bsky.social

Good luck

may 25, 2025, 8:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social

When you find that place, I'll join you.

may 25, 2025, 7:40 am • 25 0 • view
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Shayne Calliss @shaynecalliss.bsky.social

So far I have narrowed it down to Hobbiton and The Magic Faraway Tree

may 25, 2025, 10:59 am • 31 0 • view
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social

How about Shangri-La from the 1937 movie Lost Horizon?

may 25, 2025, 11:56 am • 6 0 • view
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Martin CsharpMinor @csharpminor.bsky.social

Ive heard the net coverage sucks there and they’re nowhere near 5g yet…🤣😳

may 25, 2025, 9:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social

I've been to Hobbiton and it is wonderful. Plenty of lovely green grass for the sheep 😊

may 25, 2025, 11:02 am • 8 0 • view
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Sabrina Balfour @sbalfour.bsky.social

Bedrock?

may 25, 2025, 11:12 am • 3 0 • view
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Tania @tania007.bsky.social

I think we all will!

may 25, 2025, 7:51 am • 3 0 • view
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Trivalve @trivalve.bsky.social

Norfolk Island? 😳

may 25, 2025, 8:26 am • 2 0 • view
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Tania @tania007.bsky.social

Could work!

may 25, 2025, 8:33 am • 1 0 • view
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LyndallTerrier @lyndallterrier.bsky.social

Nah, nothing to add, but that place doesn't exist.

may 25, 2025, 8:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Megan @mgznco.bsky.social

We could start a commune Can I bring my horse?

may 25, 2025, 7:50 am • 5 0 • view
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Shayne Calliss @shaynecalliss.bsky.social

Absolutely

may 25, 2025, 11:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Tania @tania007.bsky.social

In this world, my hips are fixed so I can run and ride horses again! 🥰

may 25, 2025, 12:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Briar @briar.bsky.social

Is that tropical island where Death in Paradise is set an actual place? Saint Marie Is?

may 25, 2025, 11:40 am • 2 0 • view
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sueahavens.bsky.social @sueahavens.bsky.social

They’ve had hurricanes and then there’s all those murders. Actual island is Guadalupe.

may 25, 2025, 4:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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Briar @briar.bsky.social

Oh my gosh- I didn't really wanna know any real 'facts' -haha. Yes murders- but how fascinating?

may 25, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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sueahavens.bsky.social @sueahavens.bsky.social

Yes, I absolutely love that show!

may 25, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Briar @briar.bsky.social

Such a silly show - but adorable. I really don't ask anything too seriously mind bending and challenging from any crime shows nowadays. I need to escape reality.

may 25, 2025, 11:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dave D @daveperth.bsky.social

No religion. Beliefs are fine.

may 26, 2025, 6:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kimberly Jayne @kimbojayne.bsky.social

I dunno where the sheep are gonna sleep but Richmond would be happy to have you. Abla can come stay with me.

may 25, 2025, 7:35 am • 2 0 • view
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Sheree J @shereej.bsky.social

Better make sure they still have football

may 25, 2025, 10:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Shayne Calliss @shaynecalliss.bsky.social

In the perfect place they always have football

may 25, 2025, 11:04 am • 4 0 • view
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Tania @tania007.bsky.social

And netball

may 25, 2025, 12:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Riven Oak Farm - Steve @rivenoakfarm.com

Poverty/hunger Inequality

may 25, 2025, 8:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Shayne Calliss @shaynecalliss.bsky.social

Privilege got me good. Yes All those

may 25, 2025, 11:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Riven Oak Farm - Steve @rivenoakfarm.com

Barbados ticks most of the boxes

may 25, 2025, 10:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Kimmylea @kimmylea.bsky.social

Cyclones, blizzards

may 25, 2025, 7:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Carolyn Wright @carolynwright.bsky.social

Without getting too political, no. But it sounds terrific. So when you find it, don’t tell anybody. Just us.

may 25, 2025, 7:45 am • 7 0 • view
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Kelly Utykanski 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kellyutykanski.bsky.social

So Narnia?

may 25, 2025, 5:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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Eden @edenarachnelatro.bsky.social

Yep. The name of that planet.

may 25, 2025, 8:51 am • 1 0 • view
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AnnMoorfield @annmoorf.bsky.social

Turning off the news helps. Cannot watch anymore so distressing all over the world.

may 25, 2025, 10:13 am • 3 0 • view
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loves44.bsky.social @loves44.bsky.social

Right! My sister & I just retired & have had the same discussion. We live in Az & LOVE it 8 months out of the yr. To HOT in summer. Luckily we have a sister in Tacoma WA for June, July, aug & Sept!🤣We r gunna be GONE!! YEA RETIRMENT.

may 26, 2025, 1:52 am • 1 0 • view
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sueahavens.bsky.social @sueahavens.bsky.social

Don’t forget the earthquakes. That’s mostly the only issue we here in the Pacific Northwest in the US have, other than the republicans.

may 25, 2025, 11:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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magoire.bsky.social @magoire.bsky.social

Reality?

may 25, 2025, 8:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Tania @tania007.bsky.social

may 25, 2025, 7:36 am • 1 0 • view
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tracymcnamara.bsky.social @tracymcnamara.bsky.social

Narnia?

may 25, 2025, 10:34 am • 3 0 • view
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donna0w.bsky.social @donna0w.bsky.social

Fremont CA. Most of those apply, though it’s been windy the last couple weeks. No humidity in summer, no snow to shovel, but it’s only 3 hours away. We get earthquakes occasionally, of course. Not in a fire danger zone. But be prepared to pay the “weather tax.” Housing is absurdly expensive.

may 26, 2025, 4:20 am • 1 0 • view
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zafodbeeblebrox.bsky.social @zafodbeeblebrox.bsky.social

Indeed: Fremont, CA Median Sale Price $1,598,000 (April 2025) And Fremont is by no means considered a high-end location for the SF Bay Area.

may 26, 2025, 6:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Fluwijntjes @fluwijntjes.bsky.social

Earthquakes it is, then

may 25, 2025, 7:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Shayne Calliss @shaynecalliss.bsky.social

I did forget earthquakes

may 25, 2025, 8:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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MS POIROT @mspoirot.bsky.social

no war

may 25, 2025, 9:08 am • 8 0 • view
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Shayne Calliss @shaynecalliss.bsky.social

Damn I'm so safe I forgot about that.

may 25, 2025, 11:05 am • 7 0 • view
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DebmBudd @tuppenceforthem.bsky.social

Universal healthcare would be good.👍

may 25, 2025, 1:17 pm • 1 0 • view