Today's Miller Lite stat o' the day 8,837 the total number of Teslas sold across Europe in July - down 40% year on year. The stock is up 9% since its close last Thursday, adding the market cap equivalent of Ford + GM.
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8837 idiots in Europe. That's a lot.
aug 28, 2025, 3:37 pm • 4 0 • view
Not really. AfD gets plenty of votes…
aug 28, 2025, 4:46 pm • 2 0 • view
utter lunacy, just absolutely fucking ridiculous that any value is attached to Tesla stock right now. keep boycotting the motherfuckers
aug 29, 2025, 2:04 am • 2 0 • view
Do we need to shame a country or region?
aug 29, 2025, 2:50 am • 1 0 • view
Make it make sense
aug 28, 2025, 1:57 pm • 0 0 • view
keep in mind the stock is up as they have pivoted to a Chinese power storage company
aug 29, 2025, 12:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Can't discount the Musk shuck and jive. When auto sales are in the dumper, it magically becomes a robotics and AI company, despite having no robots to sell and an AI that considers itself MechaHitler.
aug 28, 2025, 12:44 pm • 12 0 • view
100k Optimus robots per month by 2026
aug 28, 2025, 12:54 pm • 6 0 • view
if that number turns out to be 1000 per month, the stock will still go up 20%
aug 29, 2025, 1:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Why fulfill that promise when you're such an adept grifter you can get the same effect by promising it for the next 10 years without delivering anything?
aug 29, 2025, 1:52 pm • 1 0 • view
And Adam Jonas puts out a note that adds a $trillion to TSLA'S market cap on that basis.
aug 28, 2025, 1:00 pm • 4 0 • view
First inductee to the Meme Stock Hall of Fame
aug 29, 2025, 7:57 am • 1 0 • view