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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

What kind of question is this? For a test designed for teachers in a particular state, I haven't encountered any questions about Oklahoma or the context of its own schools and laws. Surely the governor of Oklahoma also sign bills into law? Exclusively federal emphasis so far.

who signs bills into law? the president
aug 30, 2025, 12:24 pm • 180 21

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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

(my test bugged out and I had to restart it...) (also there is nothing that would prevent anyone from just tabbing out to look up the answers if they didn't know them...)

aug 30, 2025, 12:25 pm • 102 10 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

Why is this a question that potential Oklahoma teachers should concern themselves with an any kind of certification exam?

In the United States, which of the following is a responsibility reserved only for citizens? Serve on a jury
aug 30, 2025, 12:26 pm • 127 15 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

This is just a trivia question, entirely non material even to the functioning of American government.

Who wrote the first draft of the Declaration of Independence? Thomas Jefferson
aug 30, 2025, 12:28 pm • 122 9 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

More trivia:

Who were the first three U.S. presidents? Washington, Adam, Jefferson
aug 30, 2025, 12:29 pm • 98 8 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

"What did the Emancipation Proclamation do?" This is a test for Oklahoma teachers...

What did the Emancipation Proclamation do? ended slavery in the rebelling confederate states
aug 30, 2025, 12:33 pm • 111 10 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

Interesting framing for this question... What was Abraham Lincoln's primary reason for waging the Civil War? Really implying that slavery and its expansion was not the most salient issue of the Civil War, even if, yes, abolition was not "the primary reason for waging the Civil War"

What was Abraham Lincoln's primary reason for waging the Civil War? The preserve the Union Sorry thats not right
aug 30, 2025, 12:33 pm • 136 21 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

What cause is MLK Jr. best known for? "Advocating for diversity, equity, and inclusion" is not the right answer, apparently.

What cause is MLK Jr. best known for? Sorry that is not right.
aug 30, 2025, 12:34 pm • 111 12 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

If you're an Oklahoma parent, does it matter to you if your kid's 2nd grade teacher can correctly identify what PragerU says is how the Cold War ended? I have to keep reminding myself this is a test for prospective teachers that's supposed to say something about Oklahoma values? But what?

How did the Cold War end? The soviet union collapsed
aug 30, 2025, 12:36 pm • 87 8 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

I'm really just bored and irritated by how this test started off as a culture war barometer and turned into the history questions from Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? *This is a test for classroom teachers in Oklahoma*

Why are there thirteen stripes on the American flag? to symbolize the original colonies
aug 30, 2025, 12:38 pm • 103 10 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

Of course, once you finish the exam (and have my results send to no@no.com), you are prompted to donate to PragerU for a matched gift (don't do this):

Thank you for taking the Teacher Qualification Test. PragerU is on a mission to fix our education crisis and teach economics, life skills, history, civics, entrepreneurship, and pro-American values to millions of children and adults across our country. Before you go, please consider making a donation to PragerU so we can reach millions more👇 For a limited time only... 3X MATCH: Your gift will be TRIPLED today!
aug 30, 2025, 12:40 pm • 80 10 • view
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Until All of Us Are Free @solidarity5ever.bsky.social

You'd think that for the certification test for educators there'd be some questions about pedagogy...

aug 31, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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UnDrewsual @undrewsual.bsky.social

Feels like they put in their ideological screening questions & then cribbed the rest from a US citizenship exam to try to hide it.

aug 30, 2025, 1:12 pm • 20 0 • view
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Thomas Richards @distortedreality.io

What strikes me about these is that they aren't ideological. What does he think teachers in blue states teach? The gov't questions are dumb but they dont teach the constitution different in NY

aug 30, 2025, 1:04 pm • 14 1 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

Exactly. It's just...very weird?

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 4 0 • view
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Thomas Richards @distortedreality.io

More performative dumbassery from the culture war crowd.

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 pm • 2 1 • view
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James Hart @jameshart.bsky.social

That would likely be an acceptable answer on the US citizenship test - “fought for civil rights” and “worked for equality for all Americans” are given as model answers.

aug 30, 2025, 1:58 pm • 7 0 • view
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Ms Ruby Scarlet ♾️♿✒️🎨🦄☘️🍉 @msrubyscarlet.bsky.social

It was literally equality before the law. That was his cause. DEI followed on from that basic, fundamental human right.

aug 30, 2025, 10:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

If inclusion is "the practice or policy of providing equal access to opportunities & resources for people who might otherwise be excluded or marginalized, such as those who have physical or intellectual disabilities & members of other minority groups," I'm not sure there is a difference. 😅

aug 30, 2025, 10:35 pm • 5 0 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

The whole point of the question is to divide MLK's advocacy from current civil rights language framed through "DEI" when there is not a material difference between the two. PragerU would've hated King in his own time even as they uplift his caricature in the present.

aug 30, 2025, 10:35 pm • 5 0 • view
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middleaged53.bsky.social @middleaged53.bsky.social

Check out “All Labor Has Dignity” sometime. Might still be available in public libraries?

aug 31, 2025, 1:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Liam Harkin @liamharkin.bsky.social

This is such a shocking development to the eyes of a European ! Echoes of 'The Handmaid's Tale' ...

aug 31, 2025, 1:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shell @risu.bsky.social

💯 this is gen ai made

aug 30, 2025, 12:35 pm • 5 0 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

That's my guess too, but I wonder why the hell it took them so long?

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 7 0 • view
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Shell @risu.bsky.social

Probably to get the tenders out to vendors and then to check it vaguely to ensure it met the facism criteria. And so fifty people could click through and say “ok with me”. I’ve made training for business and it can take months for one cyber training to be approved.

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 pm • 3 1 • view
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Tee Bee @teelbee.bsky.social

Race to the bottom. Oh wait, they’re already at the bottom.

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aug 31, 2025, 12:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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Bud Jamison @grunteledboomer.bsky.social

THEY likely want 'segregation'...

aug 30, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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destroyingangelpdx.bsky.social @destroyingangelpdx.bsky.social

Eh, despite his distaste for slavery and his signing of the Emancipation Proclamation, you could reasonably argue Lincoln primarily wanted to preserve the union.

aug 30, 2025, 11:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social

Can you attach the goose meme "state's rights to do what"

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ms Ruby Scarlet ♾️♿✒️🎨🦄☘️🍉 @msrubyscarlet.bsky.social

To be fair, it was 'to preserve the Union'. Lincoln famously said that if he could have done that without freeing a single slave he would have.

aug 30, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nick Covington @covingtonedu.bsky.social

Right, but again, the question is framed in a deliberately misleading way to downplay the role of slavery as a cause of, or the end of slavery as a result of, the Civil War. Why did the Union require preservation in the first place?

aug 30, 2025, 10:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ms Ruby Scarlet ♾️♿✒️🎨🦄☘️🍉 @msrubyscarlet.bsky.social

No argument from me. But when you're dealing with traps set by people with black and white 'textbook ideas' you can't be colourful and introduce nuance and overview and all that woke stuff. Just answer the specific question they asked, and let them find another way to block you from employment.

aug 30, 2025, 10:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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StickyBunny @stickybunny.bsky.social

They let you try again?

aug 30, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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kmgaff.bsky.social @kmgaff.bsky.social

Prayer took out a full page ad in today’s NY Times with 34 of its questions.

aug 31, 2025, 3:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bud Jamison @grunteledboomer.bsky.social

Again, they likely want A..

aug 30, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tea & Sympathy @almedoz64.bsky.social

The correct answer isn't there.

aug 31, 2025, 12:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Coler @coleblack.bsky.social

That’s. Really. Fucked. Up. OK has always sucked this just is more suck.

aug 31, 2025, 1:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ruby Darcy @rubydarcy.bsky.social

To be fair, teachers in Oklahoma likely don't know the answers to these questions, nor would they be able to pass a basic U.S. Civics exam.

aug 31, 2025, 2:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bud Jamison @grunteledboomer.bsky.social

THEIR right answer would be C..

aug 30, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Arfunkel @arfunkel.bsky.social

It’s actually a trap for teachers old enough to have seen 1776 the musical.

aug 31, 2025, 3:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Paul @vph1501.bsky.social

This is a woke question, I tell you! This question will naturally lead impressionable children to want to read the first draft and compare with the final draft, then these innocent children will be forced to confront how TJ believed the enslavement of humans violated their natural rights, and then

aug 30, 2025, 5:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Liberal Rebound @rebound.liberalrepublic.org

It's a weird one too, because these people will LARP as respecting the founding fathers, but the ones who wrote the Declaration of Independence, Constitution, and Bill of Rights were pretty anti religion in Gov. But Oklahoma is forcing the 10 commandments and Bibles in every classroom.

aug 31, 2025, 6:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Liberal Rebound @rebound.liberalrepublic.org

And PragerU spews religious propaganda, including rejection of other biological realities like evolution. There's just too many layers of irony and hypocrisy built in.

aug 31, 2025, 6:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Coba Weel @weel.bsky.social

clearly all incorrect the first draft was written much earlier [end of shitpost]

aug 31, 2025, 7:53 am • 0 0 • view
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my mamas child @2024fighter.bsky.social

And the rest of the actual questions are middle school level at best.

aug 30, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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James Hart @jameshart.bsky.social

Many of these are just cribbed straight off the US citizenship civics test. This is question 49 - www.uscis.gov/sites/defaul...

aug 30, 2025, 1:54 pm • 6 0 • view
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Bud Jamison @grunteledboomer.bsky.social

And WHY is there NO right answer??

aug 30, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Toby Bartels @tobybartels.bsky.social

Well, the point isn't to check what the teacher knows, but what the teacher is willing to say. They're probably perfectly happy for you you look it up, but you have to look it up on PragerU if you want to make sure that you get the intended answer.

aug 30, 2025, 11:05 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jack Q @jackq.bsky.social

Yeah that's because it's a loyalty test

aug 31, 2025, 1:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dianeclectica @dianeclectica.bsky.social

You can always use a second device.

aug 31, 2025, 1:50 pm • 1 0 • view