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I don’t even know if anger is appropriate anymore. I don’t know if there’s even an emotion for what I feel on reading this post

The people in the battleground states are going to love this!

Jesus f#cking christ

The difference is that Thanos was random 50%, these evil fu.kers will manipulate it for them to all stay.

This is insanity.

WTAF

What about 0? Asking for a friend. Personally, I'm screwed.

What an unserious time to be alive

Taxing the rich would be out of the question. Let's screw over the "peasants", they're used to it!

Civil servants are back by a great Union.

Millions of seniors will be rendered homeless. What's the plan then?

So I stay and my husband goes

Vivek is an idiot.

Huh? Okay forget this nonsense

why yare idiots making decisions about education?!

It looks like I’m out 🤷‍♀️

Is zero an odd or even? 😬

Mine starts with zero, so… 😁

I get it now. Food prices will also be reduced in this efficiency plan. All individuals eliminated from SS will become Soylent Green. With homelessness outlawed what else are you going to do with all the surplus people.

I liked Thanos’s plan more

This is a death sentence pure and simple

What? Is this for real?

All you odd/odd number owners, let's get together for a drink or twelve before we shuffle off.

Well, I'm fracked.

Or the government could start taxing incomes over $160k and SS would have loads of money.

Then we get all our money back that we've put over the years, right? Yeah. I didn't think so.

Unbelievable or actually not

If you're Vivek Ramaswamy you're odd and we want you out.

Please tell me this is said tongue in cheek.

What the actual fucking fuck?

These guys can’t do anything original 🙄

Simplistic and ineffective method that will result in a competency drain, which is what they want.

It’s gotten to the point where I can’t tell what a “joke” is anymore. Anything is possible.

Do that to any business and watch it fall straight down the toilet and fail. "You fired key people, vital to this business, randomly? How fucking stupid are you?"

Sorry your plane crashed we fired half the air traffic controllers to own the libs.

WTAF?!?

Hi campaign was a comms disaster, broke every time he was pushed hard. Expect a lot of shouting and talking over people when pushed on his government t strategy.

That's some Scott Steiner level math. Also, can we get off this crazy ride? I didn't sign up for this rollercoaster to hell

So pretty much everyone's out! Got it

Not me! Until, of course, the next step when they eliminate it all. 😖

Is zero odd or even, or is it just Vivek's IQ?!? Oh, snap...

Wheel Of Torture!

I’m in the top 50, but out at 75. They can stop taking taxes from me. Have fun finding the govt on 25% population.

Damn. I would have survived the first cut, and then been banished with the second. 😢😢

When power is given to morrons ..

Yes indeed. That's exactly what my husband said when I read this to him. I want to see tRump say this to his followers, face to face. Tell those odd numbered people, all that money they paid into their future is about to be stolen. Go ahead, let's see That. 😡

He was talking about firing people from their government jobs, not social security eligibility. At least this time.

I guess I'll be in. But I'll share with an odd ball. But seriously... this is ridiculous.

Oh so it’s a draft to see if we can retire. Cool, cool.

A draft to see whose money they've paid in all their working lives the GQP gets to steal.

Absolutely!

I’m still paying in because although I’m beyond retirement age I can’t afford not to work

Unbelievable

Not that we ever expect to collect anyway, but good to know my spouse and I might be "safe."

Stop the world, I want to get off.

I want off Mr. Bones wild ride 😭

I know it's like hurry up aliens, I think 😬

Where exactly are we out to?

Getting fired from your government job.

Ok! I don’t have one.

America getting the leaders it deserves. What a state that country will be in when the next election comes around.

When do you think he'll suggest the poor sell their babies as a sustainable food source to the rich? Oh wait--I bet he never read that. The word "modest" in the title likely put him off.

This inexperienced and unqualified fucking ghoul…

F'ing monsters. They talk as if millions and millions won't lose the only income many of them have. Disgusting, horrible people. I pray for the day when MAGA and drumplicans are a thing of the past.

Worth noting that the first digit is determined by the state you were born in so we are basically saying you only have a chance to get it if you were born in the right place.

No one would trust him with selling a used car.

Every time I get mad about news like this someone tells me to not assume malice if it can be explained by incompetence, but at some point... they are indistinguishable.

What if SSN starts or ends with a 0? It’s all nonsense that even Thanos would think “WTF why would I want to rule that world?”

This is satire right?

Who knew he was such a random freaking genius?!

Dear God. Millions of homeless old people

Shit, I’m out both times!

Unholy crap!

Well I'm zero for 2. Actually my whole family would be out. Fuck these capitalist assholes. I hope people wake up now, but they wont. I'd like every fucking dime I ever paid in won't. Cash or check please. #fuckthefascists

Despicable

What the f 😕

Out? Out of what?

Plz tell me this is some BS.. This HAS to be BS. Like the rest of the world is watching us. We’re the running joke of the world right now. And for the next 4 years. AGAIN.

We need to confirm that he cannot snap.

I don't mind as long as they refund all of my SS payroll taxes over the past few decades WITH interest. I paid into it, so just issue a refund. I'm okay with that.

😫 I can no longer tell when politicians are joking or not.

How does he not understand that efficiency is more than just a reduction in force?

please be a joke...

According this m0r0n, my mother, whose family came here during the Potato famine in Ireland, and I would both have to leave. WTF?

I’m not worried because I’ve seen the movie. The bad guys always lose in the end. #bethehero #avengersassemble #resist #downbutnotout

I don't understand. I'm canadian. What is he saying?

Dang left Twitter and found a fag safe space …George , you got cum on your lip

Had to share this with you. It's referencing RFKjr, but I put you in it 😘

He is an imbecile.

I’m in? I’m not sure if thats a good thing or a bad thing.

I start AND end with an "odd". Since 2 odds always add up to an even.... Does that mean I'm IN?????????

Dear Vivek: fuck off. Fuck all the way off. And then fuck off some more.

That isn’t how you reduce government inefficiency that is how you get murdered by the public.

What’s fucked is… I can’t tell if this is parody. Please tell me this is parody.

Fuck it’s not.

I wonder what his SS# ends with? 666?

What if it starts with an even and ends with an odd? Does it offset each other? Such garbage it’s an embarrassment to be American right now. 🤓🤓

So do we end up with an Autocracy or an Idiocracy?

I'm screwed

The dangerous monkey doesn’t even understand mathematics

I'm just waiting to see when his voters realize that what they voted for is going to destroy them.

couldn't believe it, so had to look it up. Day 3, maybe no diff, but day 20, day 30? Everything grinds slowly to a halt. How idiotic. www.businesstoday.in/world/us/sto...

Thank you for including that - it’s unclear from the post what he’s talking about when saying you’re in or out. It’s government work, not SSI. Still not any better. 😡

Thanks for providing a source. I kept asking if this was real…. 😔

What the actual fuck? Then they better stop taking it out of my check

But I feel for those relying on Social Security.

So glad I have a state teacher's pension that he can't touch.

I said that yesterday George. Are you following me? You should.

WTF?! That makes zero sense. What about the elderly and disabled. Proof once again they do not gaf.

What if it starts in a zero and ends in a zero?

What a moron.

What if, through some completely unrelated circumstance 75% of the people working for the government have odd numbers at the end of their ssn? What if 75% have an even? What about someone with a 0? Having money doesn't make someone smart, cause these guys are dumb as hell

I’m sure they have a Final Solution ready as well…

Oh, snap. ;)

Sounds like when you could get gas during the oil crunch of the '70's

Screw him! He will PERSONAL pay me IF he screws with my SS! 46 YEARS I paid for others. SOMEONE owes me from this current workforce. So NO, we are NOT giving it up.

If by out you mean the closet then yes. Proudly out for nearly 20 years

I thought they were all about meritocracy??

He's just so cringy

Ripping off people who paid in their entire lives is not a plan - that is stealing

Remind me again how many rulers or high officials, throughout history, have been torn apart by those they ruled over when they became too big?

No. No, this is satire right?

I hope. But Republicans have been salivating on gutting social security and Medicare.

I’m 40, I can’t pull for another 25 years My dad’s on it and he voted Republican. That’s gonna be a fun bomb on his lap

What.

Welp. There goes me.

Well I'm screwed both ways. It's been real I guess.

Twice cursed by the plan of plans. How blessed.

So, the assumption being, if you're out, then you are exempt from paying into it, right?

And we should be refunded everything we've paid into it thus far if we are out.

At least Trump didn’t put Kristi Noem in charge of it. We know how she deals with unwanted expenses

Who wants to bet his SSN ends in even?

This is so breathtakingly stupid and cruel.

I guess I’m good? Wait. 0 is even right? ZERO IS EVEN RIGHT????

Is he saying people's social security benefits will be cut?

I'm in!

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hahaha oh my god we are going to follow Argentina into chaos if they go through with this nonsense.

I’m out in first round. Where are they sending me. I may go willingly.

Dang it! I didn't last through the first round!!

The food lines are going to be LONG! So many seniors will be in tent cities, like me. Social and Medicare are all I have. Can’t work due to chronic pain and a brain tumor left me with balance issues and double vision… that’s to start with.

The problem with this idea is that GOP members of Congression want to be reelected.

OMFG

Out of what exactly? The country? Or Social Security benefits?

How about we DON'T cut SS at all, since we PAID into it for decades and we are owed.

MAGA voter: "But my SSN ends in an odd number! I didn't expect them to do it like this!"

Wow! If this is true, I’m in, but my twin sister is out.

What an idiot! That’s going to be a real popular approach! Not!

I’m in!!😎

They don't seem to understand that the people of this nation are human beings. This isn't child's play or a damn video game.

1.5 million new unemployed. I can’t wait for msm not to report about it.

This is like the gas shortage license plate method circa 1980.

All this slashing will have devastating ripple effects that these lunatic clowns havent a clue about.

What’s he got against odd numbers?

I’m confused. I look this up and it’ll not in relation to social security though. It was a “thought experiment” on how to cut spending by reducing non-elected govt officials. Still a terrible plan but not related to social security spending?

Excuse the spelling errors. I guess my phone wanted me to say other words and apparently there’s no edit?

No don't let them anywhere near it...

Wow! I’m out AND out!

Man, he must really hate the Western United States or something

It really highlights how the billionnaires are all weird dumb people with a gigantic ego and selfish as f.

I feel like this is the American Version of Squid Games.

Good grief... smh

He can't be serious. This is such a stupid idea. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

Man, why couldn't we have gotten the cooler Vivec?

If your name begins with a V and ends with a Y you're an arrogant, misanthropic schmuck.

So I’d be sol.😑

So if only evens are left after the first round, where do more odds co.e from?

Do not give them ideas😂😂😂😂

Is zero even or odd??

Vivek will tell you zero is an Arabic plot to make schoolchildren gay.

Well most of them do hate Arabic numbers so that tracks.

Better be giving me my money now then Vivek.

Playing the lottery with our lives 😞

So sorry, you've been put on the list to be deported along with your South African buddy Elong.

But on what day can I WaTeR My LaWn tHo

Let’s hope this idea doesn’t pass.

Then I want back every cent I've paid into it. NOW.

What if the US just "aquired" all of his and Musk's net worth and put that towards the debt? I mean that's much more efficient to impact only 2 people and it benifits the rest of us ... did I just solve the budget crisis? - Speaking as a guy with the same amount of government experience

Someone needs to snap something other than their fingers

So if trumps ss# is in the cut cohort, he has to leave office?

Nope - he’s elected

I guess I will just have to retire then and frankly the math doesn’t work.

These are peoples LIVES he is talking about!!! Imagine the damage that will be done!!

Some granny is going to work this clown over with some knitting needles.

"It's a plan"....if you're an evil idiot.

What's zero? Even?

Yes.

Thanks Scary. Still a terrible idea.

😂

Effin' incredible. Government by free association.

Is there an ongoing bet to see how many sociopaths they can add to an advisory committee before someone says something?

Does he mean that those people are going to be dropped from Social Security? What do even numbers have to do with it? He only likes even numbers? My brain is stuck in permanent WTAF mode.

He’s talking about getting rid of government employees. You know, the ones who keep the military equipped and services running? Yeah, us.

OMG!

"out" of what??

I think he means you're fired from your government job...?

Makes perfect sense. Why decide who to fire and who to keep based things like competence or who's close to retirement??

No social security money for you.

I thought it was in regards to Government employees, not SS. I’m sure they’ll have something equally asinine for SS.

Good point. It could refer to any type of cut — government employees, social security recipients, other program recipients. Like a death lottery for those affected.

I really, really hope that the majority of Gov't employees quit rather then put up with this crap.

It means out of employment for federal workers. This is a "thought-experiment" plan to reduce the size of the federal government by laying off 75% of the workforce. They think if they can do it with this random assignment, they will avoid lawsuits against whatever other decision process they use

Thanks to the person who included the source article - you’re out of the government if you are an employee.

Someone earlier posted the article. It was specifically referring to a thought experiment about getting rid of government employees, but it shows that the plan is just to cut without much consideration for who it would effect.

He’s talking about how to cut Federal employees without discrimination. Of course he would suggest a draft system for keeping employees- they don’t need to be the most qualified or anything- just have the “right” configuration of SSN. JC

Who can we send in to steal the gauntlet? This guy!

Interesting way to eliminate considering SSN are regionally based. Social Security numbers (SSNs) issued in California have the first three digits in the range of 545–573 or 602–626

Bet Putin can't wait for this to happen...probably bought a popcorn machine specially. The ensuring chaos is gonna keep him entertained for yeeeaaaars.....

Guess I'm out!

I win! I win! Yay! 🤮

This is exactly why I cut ties with my brothers.. they voted against our mother. 🤬

Then after implementation, Vivek will complain about the explosion of homelessness.

I work for the government and will NOT train any MAGAs who take my place. They can figure out how to allocate billions of dollars on their own 🤷‍♀️

Remember Verbal dirt drops of info to Union steward or President? Are a friend! One trick give exact day time and what, who, where And Then union FOI requests exact date, time, who what where when! Lol They back down just at the Threat of the FOI True story Elevator Central Office Jake FOI …….

Rowland fired 26 officers. Blizzard he ordered all C/O’s must report no zero exceptions. Even Dr notes, fired! Fired the incoming new union President! 1 threat we are FOI the Gang Task Force AZ trip! The Mini Bars of all 10 rooms??? Wtf? Golf? $5000 bar restaurants bills? Lol! Thought

Deputy Comish would jump over the Desk! So angry screaming I am the Deputy C! I said hey the 26 will win jobs back! U know it! F the Governor! Trust he is a criminal! He goes down too! Hire them back remove letters from files! No FOI request! The $1500 mini bar tabs? The Party? No one knows! 👍

Yes we need Just Tell boxes at all union backed Jobs! Helped take down Rowland in 90’s The staff his staff or cabinet staff would drop you Dirt in the Elevator. Ask u to check the copier? Smells funny Jake! Wink wink! What have we here left on the Copier? He went to prison 2x Resistance is amust

Dimes must be dropped! OSHA is a Friend! They will be getting cut too so if a complaint? Lol! Here they come! The 50k cult army is just taking the too 25? Or so positions. They need people to do the Destruction do not! Do not assist! Set them up for Failure! Keep notes of all crimes!

Exactly. Idiot doesn’t understand that the way the statutes are written that they cannot sign contracts…but I can, however I am one of his first gone. Guess the military will go without equipment…

Oh - they will!

The snap was only felt by the survivors.

“And then at birth we charge parents for good numbers…”

Oh great, Russian roulette for the elderly.

Sounds a lot like Elon's Twitter fix. That did not age well either.