Maybe he was just really hungry. Needed some protein. 🤭

We actually saw that one. Just a case of he thought he knew the and realized he didn't and said the he first things he could think of.

I hope he was thinking of Cumberland sausages. I mean, that's understandable

I'll give him a round of applause on that answer.

He should’ve gone with ‘Make yourself a round of analause’. I’m sure that’s what he was thinking but he went with the sausage 😬

We happened to catch this broadcast and it has become our house inside joke! I’m a Polish American guy living in a Czech/German community thought this was appropriate!

I guess it's stressful up there. Really really stressful. As my sausage thaws on a slab of soap stone.

Three guesses who he voted for

Give Yourself A Round of Applause 😩

😂

Im not opposed to "treating myself to a round of sausage".

Hey who doesn’t want sausage now…

Oh dear lord! That's about as bad as the guy who said "Miners and hoes" for "Fingers and toes" and the infamous "A Group of Pill-Pushers" for "A Group of Well-Wishers"

Compulsive Dad Joke Disorder (CDJD) is devastating to the person with the condition as well as everyone around them.

Oh My.

A round of sausages sounds much better than a round of applause right now

No, thanks. I'm a vegan.

Well, there's nothing like a bit of warm meat in you first thing in the morning eh George??

The letters don't even fit wth? American education system at its finest I guess?

lol. I’m in!

Looks like the Department of Education could actually use more funding.

One of my fave vids of the week!

More embarrassing is the host utterring the words "clapping" and "sausage" in close succession.

Committed, yes but he only managed to fill in the gaps of information as well as a conspiracy "theorist" does.

Clifford C. Clavin, Jr. would be very proud of his offspring.

We have a Adolf Hitler Idol trying to repeat 30s 40s Germany, in America. We are NOT going to let that happen!!! Eyeson!

I like a decent banger myself, y'know.

“Applesauce” - Hey Now Hank Kingsley

Was funnier in my head. I was sure it was something with "F- YOURSELF" 😆 I just had no idea what the other parts was!

***GIVE YOURSELF A ROUND OF APPLAUSE*** 👏👏👏

It took me a minute to figure it out sitting here at home. I would have come up with I don't know what if I had been on the spot.

So close.

Okay, so that's another thing you better not do while hungry ...

Kind of explains how we are where we are. 🤦🏽‍♀️

I would also like to treat myself a round of sausage

😁

🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

Does that guy need glasses or what? Where the fuck did he get sausage from? The first letter of the last word is A lol

🤣🤣🤣

Almost as good as Ranch Dress Shoes

Ranch dressing shoes sounds more delicious IMHO. 😂

I'm assuming the correct answer is "fancy dress shoes"?

But why isn't there a second s in dress? I'm confused.

It was during the Toss Up part of the game where 1 letter is revealed at a time

hah yeah

And that is why Trump won.

Pretty amazing lol… Yeash.

😮😂😂😂😂

😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That was hilarious!

Reminds me of Andy Richter's bit on Conan.

It’s all about commitment, hell or high water. 😘🖖🏼

Somebody skipped lunch

Pass. The. Mash.

I spat my coffee out when I learned what his guess was.

Sometimes you gotta have sausage!

Hilarious

I do think we should follow his advice, however, and help ourselves to a round of sausage

It’s obviously “Have yourself a round of applesauce.” How can you not get that one!?

Of all the posts I've ever seen this is the one I could not, literally could not help looking at. No, I was not expecting that at all... But I think it's reasonable advise and will be treating myself to a round later today 😎

Oh my....

At least he could laugh at himself.

Oh wow…

That's totally getting added to my lexicon

Explains a lot about the election really!

... a round of sausage! I'll applaud that 🤔🤣🤣

"...uh. 'Tape... yourself... around... a sausage'?"

What do we have to do to keep sources that link to Twitter video offa Bluesky? Sincere question

I've brought this up. Needs to be addressed.

My solution on the whole has been to paste the twitter link into 9xbuddy, download the results, and upload them here. If I had any skillz, I'd program a bot to do it, kinda like what alt-text.bsky.social does

My solution is just if I want to post something to links to anything twitter... I just don't haha. I go "that's too much work for a joke" (cause usually I'd be doing it in service of a joke) but I think if it was something more important than humor I'd totally figure it a way.

I saw that episode. He also got another puzzle incorrect. Instead of “staRing” at the sun for the answer, he said he was “staKing” at the sun. 😬🤦🏻‍♂️

Damn vampire suns...

“Treat Yourself to a round of sausage.” - is what he said.

👏👏👏

Who doesn't need a round of sausage?

“Have yourself a round of applesauce” was my first guess

I want some sausage now. Dang.

This was so funny

Hysterical!😂😂

unfortunately, this links to a post on X. Never going to THAT cesspool again.

Sadly, these are the kind of people allowed to vote

Gimme my sausage, dammit!