Andy Borowitz FTW
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I love that Venmo is a subsidiary of PayPal, the company notably founded by Elon Musk and Peter Thiel. Kind of poetic in its own convoluted way, isn't it?
nov 21, 2024, 6:57 pm • 30 1 • view
Elon wasn’t an actual founder he just had a company that was bought by them
nov 21, 2024, 8:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Sure is...and more poetry to come I'm sure! (I love poetry.)
nov 21, 2024, 7:19 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm always down for a good limerick, and that certainly seems appropriate here
nov 21, 2024, 7:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Hahahahahaha!
nov 21, 2024, 7:19 pm • 1 0 • view
I'll take it! Now keep following that slime trail to the top.
nov 21, 2024, 7:25 pm • 2 0 • view
but seriously venmo is hilarious. Who does illegal things in such a trackable manner. Thank Goodness for sloppy criminals. I still want the report though...
nov 21, 2024, 7:30 pm • 2 0 • view
OMGlorious Goodness- This is so true! Last resort guardrails!
nov 22, 2024, 3:38 am • 0 0 • view
Andy is great
nov 21, 2024, 6:52 pm • 3 1 • view
Venmo money Venmo problems solved I guess
nov 21, 2024, 7:13 pm • 1 0 • view
And the threshold is two. Apparently, the first indiscretion is excused.
nov 21, 2024, 7:42 pm • 0 0 • view
nov 21, 2024, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Trail of tears
nov 21, 2024, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Online wins every time
nov 21, 2024, 7:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Maby venmo is the savior of democracy, can we check if there's a Kremlin venmo account see who all they've been paying too?
nov 22, 2024, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view
We need Andy over here.
nov 21, 2024, 7:24 pm • 4 0 • view
That's why they want to get that Bitcoin in. They want to do things without it being able to be traced.
nov 21, 2024, 10:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Bitcoin is the most traceable asset on Earth.
nov 21, 2024, 10:21 pm • 5 0 • view
Good. Good.
nov 21, 2024, 10:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Priceless
nov 21, 2024, 6:56 pm • 2 0 • view
brutal and hilarious
nov 22, 2024, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
Their stupidity is the only guardrail. Problem is, stupid ones may be less effective than less stupid ones.
nov 21, 2024, 8:15 pm • 0 0 • view
We are lucky they didn’t use cashapp or there wouldn’t be this paper trail lol
nov 21, 2024, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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nov 21, 2024, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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nov 21, 2024, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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nov 21, 2024, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Only if the perp is stupid enough to use Venmo rather than cash.
nov 21, 2024, 7:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Venmo is an anagram of venom. I was pleased to see Gaetz get bit in the ass, so to speak.
nov 22, 2024, 12:40 am • 1 0 • view
Maybe the data WILL save us
nov 21, 2024, 11:34 pm • 0 0 • view
so what emojis were used for the transactions is what i need to know
nov 21, 2024, 7:28 pm • 0 0 • view
nov 21, 2024, 7:28 pm • 6 1 • view
nov 22, 2024, 12:48 am • 0 0 • view
Andy is here on Bluesky - no need to c/p his tweets bsky.app/profile/boro...
nov 21, 2024, 7:27 pm • 2 2 • view
Thank you!
nov 21, 2024, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view
😏😏
nov 21, 2024, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
He should have Venlessed.
nov 21, 2024, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
We'll take it!
nov 21, 2024, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
I told my wife's boyfriend that this guy was gross and he would not believe me! He still supported Trump's pick!
nov 21, 2024, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
We’ve known this since ‘21. Amazing how quickly the news cycle changes.
nov 21, 2024, 8:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Is Andy Borowitz on Bluesky? Can’t find him.
nov 21, 2024, 7:22 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s not yet. Let’s get him over here
nov 21, 2024, 8:34 pm • 4 0 • view
Who’d a thunk it
nov 22, 2024, 12:44 am • 0 0 • view
Beautiful
nov 21, 2024, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
nov 21, 2024, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
The true 4th estate.
nov 21, 2024, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Good one!
nov 21, 2024, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Andy Borowitz. Brilliant humor, as always.
nov 21, 2024, 6:59 pm • 3 0 • view
@adamrice.bsky.social
nov 21, 2024, 6:59 pm • 1 0 • view
nov 21, 2024, 7:51 pm • 1 0 • view