Any scoop involving a catturd is going to be exactly as that sounds.

"we are going to have a child sex offender as AG, whether you like it or not." And now they don't.

HAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

Lol yeah that didn't happen now did it catturd.

This Catturb is a waste of everybody’s time. Not missing him a minute under this new sky. ☺️

We can be glad we don't have to wake up next to any of these POS. 🤮

😂🤣

LOLZ 🤨🤣🤣 He's such an idiot.

Aww, seething is their jam. About everything. It’s okay catpoop. You can live your life mad about everything with your little friends.

George you're the best

👍🏾👍🏿👍🏽👍🏼👍🏻👍

My reply to Catturd’s ‘cope and seethe’ is ‘scoop and toss’.

The only difference between gaetz and the next nominee is that the next one MIGHT not be a pedo.

I haven't seen anything like this since Ms. Cleo.

It would seem that the number of felonious rapists in the White House has been reduced by 1 (there's still too many).

So many things about that guy bother me but the first? Co-opting cat turds. As a cat lady w 3 felines, I see a lot of cat turds and they’re all better and more knowledgeable than this guy.

I love how Republicans in general and MAGA in particular claim to love traditional values and respect honor and integrity but are willing & eager to accept corruptions at the highest levels simply because its someone they like. One might even say...

Not so much

MAGA: all talk and no action unless it involves assault or something illegal

this whole “cope” thing they’re obsessed with is quite tiresome.

George, I love you, but we left that place so we don't have to see the shitposts. 🤣

Agreed.

He can cope and seethe now.

And … you scooped this gem out of CT’s litter box and floated it in Bluesky’s punch bowl because …?

Can someone explain to me why MAGA would champion someone who allegedly had paid sex with a minor as Attorney General of the US? Why would they fight on this hill? With so many other better qualified non criminal candidates to choose from, it makes no sense.

cause trump

Even Tim Scott would've been a better pick. Of course, Pred-47 seems allergic to having much melanin in his cabinets, as well as allergic to having people who follow the law.

Are there Dark Sulu memes?

Looks like Catturd just took a dump….🤣

catturd frantically trying to cover it up...

Don't amplify the litterbox droppings. Don't give them the spotlight they crave. That's not what we're doing here on Bluesky.

"A pedophile is going to be your AG. I am a terminally online predditor."

That's it, right there. Lending that degree of support and enthusiasm to a guy like Gaetz is an explicit endorsement of CSA

Aged like milk, as they say.

🤣🤣🤣🤣well that worked out well!!🤣🤣🤣

Aged like milk. You love to see it.

Catturd can't count Senators.

That goes without saying @georgetakei.bsky.social . Cat turd is just that, cat turd.

Once a turd, always a turd.

block and ignore cat turds

it's prob from Xitter

Is catturd Elon Musk do we think?

No. This is catturd.

Only people with a background of allegations of sexual misconduct need apply for appointments... because Christian values.

That post sure didn’t age well 🤣

Aged like already aged milk. Talking about age, leak the report.

Democrats: now that just wouldn’t be polite so we can’t do it

Awww more accusations and he ran with his tail between his legs.

When the username fits the user

Catturd also said he would eat diarrhea from a spoon if Trump was arrested. Welp, he needs to eat four heaping spoonfuls.

MAGA cultists are masters of false bravado

Actually, I discuss the possibility that Trump will get effectively what he wants by making Gaetz a special prosecutor. www.dailykos.com/stories/2024...

I still can't believe that this flesh sack excuse for a human has any sort of following with his bad takes, let alone a user handle like "Catturd." Tell me you stopped mentally maturing at 12 without telling me.

As usual, overplaying their hand! I hope the concept of a plan works as well for Pete and Tulsi!

That wore well.

What a miserable person.

Gee who would've figured they'd try to force someone on us against our will? Color me shocked!

Gotta love it. 😂

Good lord I don’t miss that hate at all. They are miserable.

It's really disappointing, considering the standard of excellence we've all come to expect from Catturd.

That clown can't even move from the couch to the chair and he thinks we envy him. Wait till Trump cuts his public assistance off.

It's a strange mind that sees a victory in subverting the integrity of the Congress and appointing a criminal as the head of justice

Unfollowing you, George. I have no idea why you'd bring fucking Twitter here, let alone THAT gigantic racist piece of shit, but you can keep that nonsense on YOUR timeline.

Hahahahaha owning the libs usually ends up in a self own

Old Philip Buchanan also Syed he’d eat diarrhea with a spoon if Biden won the 2020 election and he still has not followed through. I’m pretty sure cat turd is full of cat shit

I never enjoyed Cat turd 🤷‍♀️

Imagine being called a crybaby because you have an issue with a child molester being given the top law enforcement job in the country. These people are in a cult

Scum of the earth- just biting his time until he burns in the fires of hell!

That aged very well. 😂

We don't need to bring him here. Not even screenshots. Lol

Exactly

😂

Watch. Next they'll say "You dumbies, Trump never meant to make Gaetz the AG, he was after Pam Bondi all along 'cause that's what you do in a negotiation, you start off asking 'too much', and then when you 'cave', you get what you 'really wanted all along'."

That didn't age well!

Always does.

Come to think of it, has Catpoop ever pushed humanity forward?

I'm gonna guess he barely pushed himself forward....so humanity might be a bit of a challenge.

There was the one time everyone felt bad for him when his dog died, until they realized he ran over the poor pup because he was driving drunk.

That's why I already love Bluesky...a post can be reported for anti-social behavior. If you aren't contributing something, then why exactly are you here?

No. It’s all angertainment for the Magas. They do nothing that helps anyone else.

He also ran over two of his dogs.

Every bit of their humiliation, big or small, brings me great joy!🤩

And this is how I find out matt gaetz withdrew I gave him at least a solid month Now i'm giving elon a few days

He's really passionate about pedos huh?

Imagine how disappointed he must have been that catturd was already taken, so he had to settle for catturd2. Sad.

Gaetz is the first contestant relegated to Christi Noem's gravel pit

Two things you should always avoid. Cats and turds.

Let’s leave actual cats out of this, shall we?

I'm glad to follow George who never said anything wrong

Gaetz doesn't want the office of AG anymore after he saw how old it is.

coping and seething are in two different directions, tho...

I think of Trumps cabinet picks every time I scoop the litter box.

Beware this account stealing your posts George… 👇🙄👇

I blocked that one. It’s mostly attention seeking copycat clickbait.

If he could just remove the C A T from his name it would be more accurate.

Nah, I think it fits. They're a little piece of shit. Just like a cat's turd.

I'm one of the good hearted and very protective turds of the world. This is a master list of all the largest mod lists on here. My list is Maga trash. #modlist #mastermodlist docs.google.com/document/d/e...

This really aged well.

"Nothing as miserable as catturd" as Nena used to say.

This aged well.

That didn't age well.

As usual that dumbass was wrong.

Is there live vid of catshit eating crow today?

Every time I see someone post "cope and seethe" I automatically assume they are someone who barely passed high school, works in a dead-end job, and is pissed that other people are doing better than them so they spend their time online trying to piss other people off to make themselves feel better.

Clearly; that didn't age well. It didn't age at all! 🤣

Ah. Here’s an example (OP screenshot) of the expanded horizons the Globe and Mail is so anxious for me to experience.

I still can't over the fact that they listen to someone that has to use a picture of a cat because he can't even stand seeing himself

Wonder how long it will be before Trump tries to appoint cat turd to a governmental position. Still of course being referred to by only their online name. Director of foreign affairs and communications... Feline faeces.

Bwahhhhh

Pretty sure this is toxoplasmosis.

CT is just one of thousands of reasons I left X. He's vile.

imagine LOUDLY defending a known pedophile. ffs

Catturd is full of litter

Oh how adorable. He actually hasn’t kept up with current affairs. Do you want to break it to him or should I?

🤣😂🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Sure thing feline excrement… I will try to hold back my tears (of laughter)

I'm honestly blown away that anyone could want Gaetz in as AG. What a rubric Catturd muast be using to evaluate candidates!

“Cope and seethe?” Naw, I think that’s the right’s forte.

😂 More Like a Cow Patty From a Dinosaur. 🤭😂

😂😂😂😂

Did he bury his dog ? Or is it still laying in the driveway....

I thought they were eating the dogs

💩

He/she definitely chose the right handle.

I'd be so happy if all catturd ever meant to me was what a cat actually leaves in a litter box (or potted plant, corner cupboard, in the closet, etc.)

That didn’t age well.

We need to make Catturd true to his name. We should all just push him down and to the back of the litter box known as Twitter and let it fade into obscurity where it belongs.

I must say that was one of the most fitting handles ever to be on X. Of course it's an insult to cats everywhere that they would be so crass as to crap a pile that vile!

🎯

Dear catturd, looks like you need to clean your litter box cause that last dropping didn't hit like you thought it would.

That was awesome. Gaetz is gone and now take your daughter to work day is back on at the Justice Department.

He may be the mango moron’s next choice.

Huh. Seems he's moved on. Cat Turd try to keep up.

Guess that didn't work out vary well the little fella.

Oh, need edit button. 😒

He's a nasty, vile, vindictive jerk like the rest of MAGA. All they ever do is fight for attention over there.

Do we have to see his crap here?

Well I guess catturd didn't get the memo. 😂🤣

Is “cope and seethe” the new “thoughts and prayers”?

A 60 yr old man named after a cat shit typing "cope and seethe" is so embarrassing. For him. If only he could feel embarrassment.

Is this piece of cat shit on BlueSky?

There are several accounts under that name with the same pic. 🤷‍♀️

No. From what I understand he made an account but was immediately blocked and banned lol

Nice 🙂 😍

i think he was? blocked right away tho so idk if his accounts still around

Good.

Meow. Those are some big plans hahaa

What I imagine 45's response is: "SIKE" 🙄

Nope

Is cope and seethe their new “thoughts and prayers”? Because I don’t think they’re coping well.

Catturd was too dumb to know that people on both sides of the aisle hated Perv Gaetz

It's like watching a shit with binoculars from the other side of the continent.

That aged like raw milk.

Hehehe, in your face Catturd, ya dingleberry

Hehehehehhe

It's all a smokescreen to sneak in Protect 2025 weirdos. They will all have to be confirmed eventually.

Cry ,Catturd cry

Sure.

😂🤣😂

xD

That certainly didn't age well!

Anyone who knowingly approve of predators to high office should be forced to keep their distance from schools and refused permission to use public bathrooms. As a cis-gendered woman I'd rather share a restroom with a bus full of transwomen than an empty stadium with someone like Catturd.

Anyone considered that Trump is deliberately putting forward outrageous candidates for jobs so that when they have to step aside (because, say, even a Republican House of Senate won't accept them) he can put the people he REALLY wants in place?

It's crossed my mind. I mean these are really ridiculous nominations.

I think it's on purpose. He can't handle and dominate smart people So he's creating the perfect

I love the term.

Cope & seethe needs to be our new "thoughts & prayers." We need to turn this into a moto patch, stat!

‘Cope and Seethe’ feels like the right’s bizarro version of ‘Thoughts and Prayers’—both are dismissive platitudes, but where ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ feigns empathy, ‘Cope and Seethe’ revels in cruelty, reflecting the shift from empty concern to outright mockery.

Well, Gaetz has left. Waiting to see who the next one to leave will be.

When I was growing up, the corrupt District Attorney was the villain of the movie. Did I miss something?

Will take whatever win is on the table

There’s no point getting upset with these appointments. Not one of them is qualified for their job, not even Musk given his record at Twitter/X, so it’s clear they won’t succeed. Not a chance in hell. Just throw every roadblock possible in their way to help their failure along… #uspoli

The way I see it, the goal is to inflict as many losses as possible in the early stages to shatter the impression of invincibility fascists count on. More failures now mean they get fewer successes when they do gain power. In other words, Spencer 'em. (Metaphorically, while that's still possible.)

What I love the most is that old man was seething as he typed his tweet and has no coping skills🤭🤭 Brings me such joy!!

LOL…”cope and seethe.”

They are sooo corny my god lol

Maga coping skills are strange

Indeed. They are all about "FUCK YOUR FEELINGS!!" but *their* feelings are paramount.

They all say that for some reason.

They’re the main ones acting like fools. They need to learn to cope and leave others alone.

I almost want to rejoin X to troll him on this one

The plan had a sudden unplanned disassembly. 🧩

Appropriate handle. It stinks.

Did you see this? Seems legit… Letter to Harris: freespeechforpeople.org/wp-content/u... Of course the 🤡’s would steal the election if they could. www.planetcritical.com/p/cyber-secu...

Add this one to the list. It puts Elon right in the middle of it if it is correct. substack.com/home/post/p-...

Feel free to steal this fellow Blueys, like Pam Bondi stole that dog: www.msn.com/en-in/lifest...

Why do these women all have some weird shit going on about dogs?

😡

So many fragile little boys using that phrase-cope and seethe- while they are all actually doing that and only that every damn day.

Ya gotta ask yourself, what does gaetz have on trumpf?

I mean his handle name is Cat Shit 🤣🤣🤣

Bwahaha

LMAO

😂🐈💩

If attention seeking abusers on Twitter don’t get the oxygen they crave…. *ponder mode activated*…. Do they implode with rage?

And they're PROUD of that!

We could probably do without the turd reposts tbh

I hate that you post their stupid shit here.

Why am I seeing the same exact, word for word, post from a few big accounts? Were you hacked? Weird...