HO!

Never has been, never will be. Bless her heart.

The funniest part is she actually thinks the vast majority of the left still watches legacy media! She probably thinks it would hurt our feels!

Oh what a bunch of s*** that is definitely musk. Well so much for laissez-faire and Fair competition. But the good news is when everything musk owns goes bankrupt and fails and is completely out of business it will open up the competition for the fair and free market that we are supposed to have

She's the paperclip searching for a 9 volt battery in the junk drawer.

She should have stayed at Fox where her ignorance will be appreciated

🤣

She goes wherever the pay is the highest. She lost all cred from MAGA when she came out against 45 the day after the 2016 election, saying FOX made her lie, etc. She went to NBC and no one watched her (why would they?). Now she's a MAGA shill again. No morals or ethics: Money money money

She’s not even the sharpest billiard ball in the rack.

Legit LOL’ed

Then my work here is done.

👍🏿👍🏾👍🏻👍👍🏼👍🏽

There's a troll account called Liam Nissan on X and the red hats are CONSTANTLY commenting that the troll should stick to acting and stfu. They think he's Liam Neeson. 🤦‍♀️

Those same "red hats" usually have several (scammer) accounts for the same bunch of celebs (Neeson, Keanu Reeves, etc.) in their followers - apparently their attention span equals their comprehensive reading ability. At this point, X must have at least a 1:1 rate for scammers vs. MAGA.

Pretty dull for sure

She’s more like a colander, imo.

Spoons are sharper! 🍴

Well, it would be one way to get most of the legacy media to wake up. And we could count on musk or a musk wanabe to trash it.

In a drawer filled with hammers, she isn't the sharpest thing there.

She's so dumb it hurts.

Dirt Clod has more to offer...add a seed sprinkle with water🎍

She's a plastic spork

Yeah, because the whole Twitter thing was such an unmitigated success. 😖

she is the butter knife that broke prying apart frozen hot dogs and now nobody wants to touch.

She never even made it into the drawer.

😂

🤣😆🤣

All the plastic surgery she’s had has really affected not only her face, but her mind too

Muskrat is probably over leveraged to his handlers anyway. Blew $44B on another purchase that is worth $9.4B now. I get bent out of shape if I misplace $5. I can't imagine the feeling of losing *billions*, unless perhaps I was a psychopath.

Megyn Kelly is the crown jewel amongst vapid, ineffectual, vacuous twats.

That would be a complete nightmare.

I’ve always thought she’s a few french fries short of a happy meal.

She was born during a blackout

😂😭

Could it be a good thing if he destroys the world media and in the meantime we can rebuild new actual news outlets that work on humanity, reason, truth without the manipulation and greed

I love Megyn Kelly. She may have retweeted a Elon parody account, but I would love to see a sell of MSNBC.

From what I've heard her say I believe she is a horrible person!

🤣🤣

Megan, Hello there it says I'm NOT elon Musk??Time to stop bleaching your hair.All that peroxide is seeping into your brainLOL!

Any buyer should stream it.

Fox employee. Low standards

It baffles me how hard she tries to say she's independent, had a literal fight with Don the con, but she STILL wants to guzzle his cum. I don't get it.

She is a serious journalist! She broke the story that Santa Claus is white!

And Jesus lol

Being a blue-eyed white guy in the Middle East was his greatest miracle😊

She's not even the sharpest spoon in the drawer.

What an idiot!

Ignorance is bliss in this country

Not even sure she knows where the drawer is

🤣🤣🤣

Well rich for life, Megan Kelly on her Estate in rich, rural Connecticut says what?

Their hate often blinds their common sense.

she's one of the cuntiest tho

Sheesh.

Sometimes the blonde jokes write themselves.

BaHahahahaha

🤦‍♀️

They want Elon to buy out all the news networks so they can be more like Russia.

Or Hungary (although Hungary at least still has @telexhu.bsky.social and 444).

Waking up angry everyday affects one’s ability to read.

More like a blunt object?

Silicone breasted bimbo. Her breasts are smarter than she is but what else is new

😂

😂 George, its more illogical than ever and Spock would be more correct to see this.

I am so embarrassed by this so called woman. She is a disgrace.

Awesome

Hahahahhaha

Actually a perfect example of the problem

Did Megan write that book about being on the campaign trail with Trump in his last campaign??

You know that pile of plastic silverware your granny hoards in the cabinet, along with expired ketchup packages? She's not sharp as those either.

She never was.

That’s when you fire the intern. 😂

I say, that Megyn Kelly is as sharp as a bowling ball.

Hahaha 😂

Conservatives are really stupid. The conundrum is does stupidity lead to conservatism or does conservatism cause stupidity?

It's essentially an ouroboros of dumb.

What happened to her? She used to be halfway decent and present as a functioning adult

She was always trash, but she got worse as Pred-47 built his cult following.

Wow.

A clever play would be to get Mark Cuban to get in a bidding war with Musk and then saddle him with it in the end. Overextend that guy too breaking. ... Just a thought🤔

It does exemplify the billionaire class doesn't it? That they can cancel dissent simply buy spending their money, and then they are appalled to find it signified nothing. Like a pretty woman there is nothing more fleeting than the power of billionaires. 🔱🔱🔱

She’s a moron

No she is not!

She never has been nor will ever be.

Megyn will do anything for a $.

Knife? She's as sharp as a spoon. 🤦🏻‍♂️

If MAGA were bright, they wouldn’t be MAGA.

She's not bright.

This pretty much sums up the intelligence level of the retrumplicans.

@megynkellyshow.bsky.social 🤪

It has occurred to me that Trump is circling himself with ‘yes ‘ people so that they won’t interfere with his plan to become a dictator.

She is so strange.

Dipshit.

I have sneakers sharper than her 😆

Pretty sure I have dryer lint that’s sharper than she is

👏🏻 😂 👏🏻

It's ALL that Botox she's injected in her face. It got to get brain and froze it!

She should be ashamed of where her journalism career took her

Does she still dress up in the outfit Roger Ailes bought her?

lol

I would conclude she’s not the brightest crayon in the box. 😝

After what trump did to her..? Man gas prices really did make everyone forget 🤦‍♂️

😂😂

What ever. Still think you need to do a sequel to the Green Berets. Where you were just wounded, come to the USofA, open up a convenience store and join other business owners to fight against a gang of thugs.

Nazis are just not smart. If not for the gullibility of people even dumber than they are they’d starve.

I don't think she knows where the drawer is!

Lol. It has just left me gobsmacked after watching the movie about her and Roger Ailes, how she fought and spoke out AGAINST Trump, to see her now being one of his biggest defenders. The woman needs professional help, she's not just kissing the ring, she truly believes she was wrong before

Megan reminds of another story. Stinky called Ted Cruz's wife ugly, and of course "Fuck Ted" Cruz threw her under the bus. Republicans have no fucking spine.

Stupid is as stupid...

😂

Didn't MSNBC fire her for being a shit??

No, that was NBC. She was fired for defending blackface.

It says it in the Name! @theliamnissan.bsky.social 😂🤣😁 Sound Familiar? 🤭

She might be the bloodiest. 🤣

What she is cannot even be qualified as a "knife". Club? No that implies she could effectively beat someone...not sure here.

Broken spork.

Nope nope nope....still a useful implement.

That depends on how and how badly it's broken.

Megyn has sold her soul to the devil! That's a fact!!!👹

A few fries short of a happy meal

Nobody ever accused her of part of the MAGA brain trust

There’s a MAGA brain trust? 😂

Is there a MAGA brain???

Someone has to keep track of the one brain cell bouncing around amongst them.

Maybe like Schrödinger's cat, it doesn't even exist, but is always in a flux state of being here and there at any given time and space...

😅😅

She's now looking anorexic. She's terrified to go against MEGA.

Shows how they regard Elon as a big bag of right wing money. Wonder how long before he gets sick of that

Good opportunity to devalue another business.

Nope she’s not even close

😂

😂

Lmao omg. I knew she was dump but that is way beyond it.

I’ve always thought Megyn was more of a plastic Spork.

Omg I hate those sporks! They may as well be made of paper lol

She is not..lol

She's not the sharpest spoon in the crayon box.

Aaand you beat me to that.

Or the brightest bulb in the bulb box.

😂

She wasn’t hired for her intelligence,she was hired for her looks,that is her only marketable quality.That quality is quickly fading and this is her attempt at staying relevant.

overheard

Because it's dull and will hurt more you twit!

FTR, I'd love to have a Rickman cut of Robin Hood that has only the scenes with him in it.

"Raar!" *stab**stab**stab**stab**stab* ... ... "Something vexes thee?"

But that's Michael Wincott

He's the Sheriff of Nottingham's cousin. The Sheriff is Alan Rickman.

Me too! I loved Alan Rickman in this movie! Hubba hubba! ❤️❤️❤️

I love him in everything.

Me too!

Ok all of you, don’t make us break out out the fire extinguishers 🤣

y'all....

Grabthar's Hammer. lol That was such a great movie! Just fills me with joy vaguely recalling it...

I love that guy! ❤️❤️❤️❤️Gone to soon

Nor the brightest crayon in the box

It's her life's work to prove she is one of the dumbest people on the planet

She lacks focus and attention to important details, too.

Yeah.. they lost brain cells at FOX.. must be the hair spray

A wise man has the perfect insult for this sort of situation.

Lol 😂

She doesn’t even belong in the drawer

She’s still trying to worm her way back in huh? 😂

Bahaha!

Megyn Kelly looks like Skeletor’s sister

Kelly should be renamed Karen.

😂

Lady who insists the fictional Santa Claus is white stans the apartheid guy, who could see that coming?

All racist bigots are all dull blades.

it’s still great advice

No she isn't. That's putting it mildly, @georgetakei.bsky.social . I'd say something worse but keeping it cool on social media.

She is a terrible human being

Priceless.

This had to be a lie. Megyn Kelly is one short of a 6-pack.

One six pack?

Think of how many people this one man could help. He could pay for healthcare for the entire country and still have more money then he would ever need but…

Billionaires don’t think that way. They only think about themselves. They become billionaires by exploiting those who aren’t rich and by cheating.

one thing I learned as an attorney, you have to read ALL the words. They all matter.

Probably hoping for a job , now that she is washed up.

Dumb AND desperate for attention.

Reddit isn’t her strong point

As sharp as a toy knife. Her brain be like a leaky colander

She was just so excited about the idea of getting back on cable news that she forgot to read.

I kinda wish he'd buy FOX so it would finally die.

www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-te...

As we say in the south “bless her heart”

In this context she’s clearly a slotted spoon.

😂

People are saying it’s being taken as a joke, but he may replace Rachel maddow with Joe rogan

Nazi Barbies never are.

You can see the dizziness circling her head.

She's a spork.

Although Elon’s one talent is for wrecking thriving or viable companies🧐

Which is very similar to 45/47, so that might be why they are all of a sudden such best buddies.

She wouldn't be the sharpest if it was a drawer full of feather dusters.

One pancake short of a stack.

😄

We'll let idiots outsmart us and rig the election. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrFb...

Truth

I could see them selling MSNBC. I think that’s why they spun them off from the mother ship. But MSNBC is a SAG/AFTRA signatory and Elon would be buying himself a rocket ship of trouble if he tries to break that bargaining unit.

Sharp? She tried to macrame her first tampon string.

She wants to be soooooo relevant.🤣

Maybe she will get hired and fired again 🤷🏼‍♀️

Can't even spell her name right.

Yup.

Definitely more like one of those small spreaders…

Those eyes!

Too much wine

She's not even the sharpest knife at a dump trash site.

Not even the sharpest knife at the spoon factory

Neither was Kamala Harris, yet....

entrégate, Alberto