Who is that guy next to trump? It kinda looks like someone from earlier in his campaign, but I forget his name.

Curious - who was in the original photo?

I know it's a cliche but the irony of immigrants celebrating Thanksgiving never ceases to amuse and, at the same time, depress me.

i just threw up in my mouth a litte...

Is Vance suggesting that the USA is dead, cooked and stuffed?

And his maps inaccurate too. But yeah he knows how to assume the position does any George. I am so embarrassed that f***** was my senator and I am ashamed of my state Ohio sucks. Has given nothing and has done nothing but dwell on old memories while getting f***** by the Republican party

Mmm yesss. Good self-own.

It just NEVER ends... And it's yet to even begin!! 😳

Weird

So JD Vance is coming out as a Trad Wife now?

Does his trad wife know yet?

She's probably on Mother's Little Helpers right now to think or care. Or hopefully plotting her escape.

Is "We're serving America on a platter to our entirely white friends and family" the intended message? I... honestly can't see any other thing this could mean.

It is, but why JD Vance needed to make himself the wife of Trump is what makes this weird.

I suppose it's subjective. I just feel like that's not the worst part, IMO.

lol

A Norman Rock(not)well.

So they're...serving the country up on a platter? We already knew that, I honestly didn't think they'd actually say it out loud, though.

The blue parts are the seasoning. The rest is just filler.

🆘Bloomberg News reported that WALMART will no longer consider race and gender to boost diversity when granting supplier contracts and that eligibility for financing will not be assessed based on suppliers providing certain demographic data.

I guess we should have known that Vance was the bottom after his story about that M&Ms tube

Trump with the reach around too

American Horror Story

That smug Face I’d love to throw a pie at. Yknow one of those shit pies.

Now exclude all the areas in red that have no population and see how that map of the US looks

this a joke? actually can’t tell anymore

I'm struck by the demonstration of "frat boy" level humor by the guy an Adderall overdose away from the presidency. 🤦‍♀️ He makes George W look like a genius in comparison. 🤷‍♀️

Is America a big turkey to them? Lol

What’s funny is he’s trying to make himself relevant when it’s clear Trump forgot who his is while Elmo filled his slot

Can I get an “Oh, my!”?

JD Vance. The first VP with a beard. And the first with facial hair since 1933

🥁💥‼️

American Cringy Edgelord, is more like it, lol.

Good thing the rest of the world isn’t on social media.

The BLUE is 70% of the nation's GDP....

“He posted this himself” omg.

Fires trump have his hand up his dress?? That’s why the face

JDVance is un-American.

More like American Carnage.

Is there a false account under "Mr. George Takei" inviting followers on your behalf?

If this is the best work that Vance can do then we’ll be OK.

Vance can't cook that turkey looks less than 50% done.

There is so much wrong with this picture. Does he not understand he’s portraying openly they carving up and eating of America? It’s fine by me if he wants to be Trump’s wife. What they do in the bedroom with each other is their own business.

Never mind that he’s serving up a turkey. So the US is a turkey? I mean, sure, give it a couple of months, but to be so overt?!

American psychotic, unpatriotic

Embarrassing

American Psycho.

Trump looks like he's, um, enjoying his daughter there a little too much.

Which bathroom is Vance forced to use when he dresses up as the Missus?

Are you sure JD's kid didn't steal his phone?

It’s like he’s edging towards outing himself.

They are incapable of understanding “self owns.”

It’s… disturbing, to say the least.

True, so true..

😂

Wouldn't go there either.

I like the ten seconds of bewilderment I had to suffer before it landed

What a lovely turn of phrase. 👏

I looked it up, and a turn of phrase is a turn of phrase.

How wonderfully paradoxical.

Or a tautology or a pleonasm. I had an English teacher who would go on about these things. 😄

Pleonasm, my new word today. Can't wait to work it into a conversation!

Wish I was there for that 🤭

Best I can recall a tautology is just a redundant, kind of reiterative statement of the obvious, but I'm too lazy to go look it up at the moment. Pleonasm... (great $5 word) brings to mind H.P. Lovecraft for some reason.

$5! I got it for free

Many things drop into our consciousness for free.

Wow, took me a long time to register this one

Just because they are family, doesn’t mean they are family… avoid MAGA, too far gone

By Christmas they’ll be begging to come to dinner and lamenting on how they didn’t know… 😏

Which is a lie. We told them what he wanted to do. Everything he said he'd do. They knew. They knowingly, proudly, sold their family's rights and lives away to him, in order to buy his cruelty. This is the exchange they made. They can sit and be grateful, they got everything they wanted this year.

I absolutely love it. They got what they wanted so badly. Now we can just sit back and watch them throw away their trump flags and MAGA hats, and see them think about all the $ they wasted on gold sneakers, bibles, watches, etc. it will be glorious! 😏

Nailed it. 🔨

PML. Gold.

Is he saying he took Elon’s spot as First Lady?

I wonder if the Democrats are going to fight back because they’re basically saying they cooked it. We need an election audit ASAP.

The silence is deafening.

no George... American Grotesque.

what i see from france? a guy dress like a woman with a bleeding map of america... MAGA = NAZI just a question of time...Americans you have a real problem. You have to "fight like hell" to crush this insanity!

No self awareness so the 💩team will beat crap out of each other ! Trump Crabs in a bucket

Vance has the same amount of contact with Trump as Melania, so this tracks.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omigawd!!!!!

Sick.

This. So much.

Is 45 really this humble? I don't think he thinks God could be as good as he is.

They're pretty blatant about it huh

Did he really?

It'd be a better picture if the Giant Cheeto had both hands on Vance's shoulders.

Judging by his expression it looks like one of his hands is trying to find the hole.

Lol

BUT did he get invited to Trumps actual ThanksGiving dinner? Cant see him anywhere? #WhereisJDVance

empty land is the red

JD the concubine

I love how they enjoy pulling out that map, which just shows their ignorance on population density. Makes the correlation with this map make a lot more sense:

That is the weirdest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. And I've seen some weird ish. 😳

America graphic.

He needs a straight jacket

Loathing meets hilarity at the crossroads of a divided electorate's fight for equilibrium. Or in other words, fucking pathetic self parody.

I heard the first sentence in Alex Trebek's voice. And loved it!!

American Tragic

American STUPID😇

That's beyond weird... sick is more like it.

He wants to slip Don’s depends off in the worst way. 🤣. Fucking weirdos.

Just… wow…

He posted it? Just…..wow

Mystifying

Not to be confused with American goths please

Cringe AF

Is that a red couch?

...or American Horror Story Grotesquerie

That…is…creepy.

We. Are. Not. Weird. (Narrator: "They were in fact, very, very weird".)

Trump has a demon hand

Trump has a smirk on his face while standing behind JD Vance. I’m wondering what is happening back there.

Looks like trump is taking him from behind 🤢

It is truly remarkable. Grab ‘im by the… seems appropriate.

Someone called Trump a Lazy Boy and Vance hopped on it

I'm sure the rest of the table is laughing at JD criss dressing (again) and getting grabbed by the vijayjay by the orange turd.

did he really?

Ugh, now all i can picture is them having sex.

It looks like T is enjoying stuffing Vance. 🫢

“American horror stories.” Looks like a bunch of cannibals.

I can't stop giggling at this.

Where’s trump’s left hand?

I saw it reposted multiple times before I noticed that. Thought it was somebody mocking him.

Me too!

Psychiatrists could have a field day interpreting this one.

SMH 🤬🤬🤬

Fed to the Corporates and Russian wolves. Well done, MAGAts.

so weird.

So incredibly weird.

Lol. A few minutes ago I was trying to come up with the vp elect's name and could hardly even picture him, much less guess a name.

'Murika Dystopia.

💥👌😹😂😹👏👏👏

It's wonderful that people can live out their fantasies through Photoshop and AI.

Still weird

Haven’t heard a peep out of JD Vance yet. Elon Musk has apparently took his job hostage🤔😂😂😂😂😂👀😆😆😆😆😆

So weird

I must be stupid, because what is this picture supposed to mean...

More like Gilead Gothic

Always knew he looked like a bottom!

😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you George, for being the most intelligent person, and giving us the best perspective.

Someone put Vance as the man and Elon as the woman. Title it "2027" and make sure Trump sees it.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙈🤔👀😁

Those aren’t pillows

I'm hoping this is a Planes, Trains, and Automobiles reference 🤣

Are they a gay couple..?? Hmmmm

American elegy

Jackass Disciple is really eyeballing that sectional in the living room, or as he likes to call it, an orgy.

Disgusting.

American Gothic Horror Story

He's so jealous of trumps real wife. Leon.

Please add alt text to picture description for blind and visually impaired people.

Would you like me to explain the picture, friend?

American Horror Story....coming to a fascist sh*thole near you (under your feet).

He really still hates trump 😂 Sad that he is willing to represent himself that way

😂😂

Same vibe

Which one of them? The orange one or the hairy one? Either way, it's full on cringe.

Do these people even have advisors?

Walz was right all along.

We know where the turkeys are

Dark is right

bsky.app/profile/flam...

Barf

FFS

Smuck

Which bathroom is JD allowed to use in the Capitol?

*America Gothic Horror

What in the actual fuck?! Seriously?!

"You see the blue parts Johnny? Those are the parts that keep the economy going so the red parts can buy more guns and get bigger trucks for God knows what."

People live in cities. It really adds insult to injury that the minority of people who have vastly greater power than the rest of us and get what they want the vast majority of the time whine so much on the rare occasion they don't get everything they want.

Did anyone bother to think that this was an attempt to reach out to the trans community? You know, as a way of bringing people together? Just saying.

🤢🤢🤢

Oh my…

Looks like Vance is the turkey getting stuffed by Donnys D this year… I bet JD is wishing that Table was a couch.

Mr. & Mrs. Fabulous America with a big bloody platter of bloody blood.

Carving the USA with a smirk.

How presidential 🤦‍♂️

Wow, yet they are outwardly so homophobic, and concerned with gender roles..... This Old Crow smells something I like to call overcompensation.

We know who the bottom is.

Gross

Cooked turkey shouldn’t have any pink-let alone that much red!

America Gothic Horror.

Where was Trump other hand? Was he grabbing JD by the you know what? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is disturbing on so many levels

Vance is extremely weird 😐

JD Vance is totally giving the natural bottom vibes off with that post of his.

And apart from everything else, what weird photos to choose, of all the shots he could have used? The expressions on their faces, the choice is…well just plain weird

America is a turkey, MAGA proved that.

American Carnage.

Beyond parody

Looks like 'The Donald' is grabbing him by the 😺

More like American Graphic

I thought Leon was his wife.

Do you think it could be a cry for help? Did he blink three times? Should we start a go fund me?

This is real?

For people who say they want Americans to have more babies, they sure do their part to make sure that every American suffers from loss of consortium. Can I sue them for this?

If Vance is Trump's wife, does that make Musk his goomah?

I think it’s more of a cuck situation…?

Some interesting choices from the transphobe. Especially like how the US is on the platter, ready for Trump to carve up the nation. They're not even pretending to hide their intent.

Weird

But James David or whatever his name is was just a stand in for Elonia and hasn’t been seen.

Hahahahahaa!

I'm now at the point where I have to ask Vance what their pronouns are. Because I seriously don't know. Do they go by he/him.when with their wife and she/her when representing Trump?

He and Vance are ruining everything, even Norman Rockwell.

He’s such a good little trad-wife

Dude is fucking weird.

You’ve got to be shitting me.

More like American Horror

Curtis publishing of Sat Eve post should sue immediately

Guy

So, does this confirm what we all suspected, that Vance is the bottom?