They love to "demand" and everyone ignores them

Sounds like Ted may talking about his experience of crawling to Trump…

Still looking like a werewolf in mid-transformation, i see.

They just can’t help themselves.

What a fool!

I can't stand the sight of CancunCruz. He's that repulsive to me.

Ted also :).

Trd Cruz is the lowest of scum.

Somewhere, Trump has a tiny little jar, with Ted Cruz's tiny tiny balls.

There's room on Trump's lap for more than one lap dog. Just ask Lindsey. No need to fight Joe & Mika for the lap.

yeah think he kissed a lot more than the ring as well

He likes what he sees ,he doesn't have a soul, he is moraless,ethicless,valueless, & really no shame in anything he says or does, trying to shame him or trying to get him to feel about his choices is a task in futility. the fight must be with those that allow him to continue.

I think that's him admitting his dad really did kill the uncle of the head of the hss.

Ahhh, yes ... trumpsucker cruz putting in his 2 cents worth.

Creepy Cruz didn’t even defend his own wife or dad!

Ted Cruz aka “ Rat Beard”. If you look real close you can see the tail under his chin.

Sucks that brutal reminder wasn't bus shaped.. oh well

I don't know if he was always this vile or if he's just modelling Trump. Either way, their base laps up simple minded insults while not being able to care less about integrity and substance.

To think that Texas could have had the redoubtable Colin Allred instead of this self-serving, crazed badger-beard. It really is like a whole other country, isn't it? And not one I will ever set foot in again.

He should be arrested for that suit jacket.

Teddy Boy's lips still have a ring around them

I detest Cruz, Joe and Mika. How spineless do you have to be? How power hungry do all 3 have to be to support such a monster?

Ted's so far up Trump's ass he can see out the orange guy's nostrils.

They got his sloppy seconds

Poor Ted. He never remembers there are pictures. Pictures don’t go away.😆

So was Ted ever successful in protecting our children from violence by incorporating this new technology referred to by some as "Doors" in our schools?

He just needs to put on his big boy shoes. Not the ones with lifts.

Ifb

You have to remember that none of these people can be shamed. They have no shame. No moral compass. No empathy. No human feelings. There in it for the cash and power. And they'll do anything for it.

Why do we call him Ted? Doesn't his Canadian birth certificate show his name as Rafael Edward Cruz? And we all know how important birth certificates are.

Temu Wolverine was, is, and always shall be, a pimple on the wart on the asshole of the US.

Ted has the least self-awareness of almost all of MAGA. It rivals Trump.

Just when I thought there might be some hope for Texas, they reelect this clown.

Does he want to be the only 🍑 kisser?

Gotdang Ted, just stay down bruh ;P

Oh poor Ted! He just never learns does he?

Let's trade Ted for hostages.

Ted looks like he needs rehab.

Trump wasn’t lying about his wife being ugly though

Teabaggin has worn his chin bald

Of course… He majored in hypocrisy and minored in looking like an untrimmed d!ck.

Why do they always post the worst photo of this guy? He looks like he’s taking a dump. Gross.

Fuck Turd Cruz. Out of all of them,he has the most punchable face. IMO

When you look up "tool", it shows his picture.

Love the used car salesman sport jacket. Lookin' sharp. Ted.

Unfair to Al Lewis, a great guy, but funny.

This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

Pot calling the kettle?

And he would know all about butt kissing

everytime i see his dumb face i have to watch this video. gotta love erik :D www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6kn...

ted cruz is such a loser 🍺🙏

He doesn’t cast a reflection. He’s a butt sucking vampire

Name a MAGAt that isn't a hypocrite.

Self-awareness is just not a trait of the GOP.

The human blob-fish

Those bozos voted this smuck back in office! 🤮👎

His wife is still ugly, and it is a wonder he can stand up completely lacking a spine (or integrity). Is there a pool on when he runs off to Cancun again to avoid the TX Blackouts?

History's Greatest Cuckold should not be criticizing anyone for suckling on trump's royal nub. That rafael cruz KEEPS getting elected to Congress says a lot about the voters of his district.

Ted “No Backbone” Cruz!

Still can’t believe this is another idiot who was re elected.

His picture is the definition for "pathetic" and "embarrassment" in the dictionary.

Your such a prick Cruz such a 💩 such a little man shame on you supporting President CROOKTRUMP 🤮🤮🤮👎

Always! Absolutely no shame. They should exorcise the word out of the dictionary. Shame, that is!

Ted Cruz and Morning Joe are perfect for each other. Spineless weasels who bent the knee

He can’t 😂 Vampires can’t see they’re own reflection 🤣

www.texastribune.org/2024/07/16/t...

Hey Teddy….remember when… www.wsj.com/video/ted-cr...

Not the guy who gargled trumps tiny balls after he belittled Raphael Jr’s wife…

If any of these people were capable of a modicum of self-reflection, most of the GOP would expire from shame.

another weak republican man, how awesome...

If I were Ted, I’d avoid mirrors.

Can’t stand Joe and Mika, but lickspittle Ted is pretty cocky with 6 more years and his new kneepads. Fuck him

Trump called Ted's wife ugly. Trump accused Ted's father of helping to kill JFK..and all Ted does is get on his knees and kiss Trump's ass. But Ted is a Macho Man at Texas A&M because he protects the Aggies from "Ivy League Elites". Ted went to Princeton. Aggie jokes write themselves.

What a vile thing (I can't refer to him as human)

Have you tried turning the US off and back on again?

They do not have any mirrors.

I heard someone call him 'Fat Count Chocula' and I'm having trouble letting it go.

I refuse To believe this last election wasn’t rigged, because how the fuck did HE and MTG and Lauren Boezo get re-elected?!? Make this make sense!

Just another hypocrite with his head up trumps ass

This guy is such a tool . . . kind of guy you want to play hockey against, so you can take him in the corner and do a little hand talking to . . I suspect he would turtle faster than a turtle . . . still it would be pleasant to relax in the sin bin for a few minutes after beating the crap out of him

Off topic a little, but the only way Ted Cruz could please a woman in bed is by getting up and leaving it.

I am going to steal this.

Please use it in good health and with bad intentions.

Shouldn't he be flying to Cancun, in preparation for the next storm in Texas, whatever the weather might be? Real champion ted is.

How do inept, corrupt, fraudulent clowns like this elected for term after term after term? What are the mathematical odds of that happening?

Cruz has done more after he and his wife were ripped by Trump

It shames me that my state keeps reinstalling this slimeball. Not a drop of integrity or shame in him. Just suckles at the teat of whoever he needs to to keep his job-- even when they tell him he's a liar and his wife is ugly.