Bet she meets someone new in short order! Girl's gonna do for herself now!

wow. what on earth did Greece do wrong to get saddled with THAT?

I see what you did, there.

What does Odious Rex have against Greece?

God help Greace

USA had a good and long run. Had

Who better to deal with Guilfoyle than the people who brought us Medea, Pandora, Phaedra and the Maenads?

If the Trump administration is a car-crash in the making, it'll make that of the Blues Brothers look like a gentle bump at the lights.

Greece is now taking America’s trash.

This is his son's wife BTW. How many Faux news hosts is he going to bring on?

No This is his sons now publicly cheated on and dumped ex fiancé

Poor Greece.

With all that plastic, will she last a week ?

When it all falls apart?

She’ll be able to see the Matterhorn too!

I certainly won't miss her, but I feel bad for the people of Greece.

I guess now she won't "spill the beans" on Junior.

But, but, but.....Hunter...

Am pretty sure Greece will kick her outta Athens via Mt Olympus & sacrifice her to Zeus , or better yet, send her to Medusa ( Gorgons gotta stick together) after the 1st time she opens her over inflated mouth. OPA! 😏

Oh he's helping out Jr. I see. Lol. Trump family playing chess within haha.

What a creative way to tell the Greeks we don’t care about them!

I hope she doesn’t yell at the Greek ambassador,

Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus

I will never forget that and just how freaky dystopian end of the world it was. It scared the shit out of mec

This just in... Trump names Thomas the Tank Engine as Secretary of Transportation... fml.. :(

I heard Newman was going to be the next postmaster general

And here I thought it was going to be cliff from cheers..

TTE LIBELZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, who is the most despicable transportation industrialist in America? I've got it! Dave Calhoun, former CEO of Boeing. Or Charles Koch.

Thomas is way smarter! :) js.

What has Greece done to deserve that?

Gulfoil is a complete joke!

I'm pretty sure he picks these names by pinning a load of names on a wall taking a dart, then shitting himself loudly, babbling incoherently for about 20 minutes until someone (probably Mush) comes in, picks a name for him and puts him down for his nap.

Is there a limit to how exasperated you can feel?

Greece has given the world so much this seems unfair.

She still dating his son?

W…T…F!!

What IS his fascination with Fox staffers? Is Pirro the next one?

She always seemed greasy to me

My apologies to the people of Greece.

He's lost his (Elgin) marbles

She likely thinks Greece is a brand of lube.

Ah sweet Jesus, does anyone think Greece will take her seriously?

She and Jr broke up. I don't know if it's because he wanted to stop doing coke and she didn't, or she wanted to quit doing coke and he didn't. Either way, coke.

Will they have to shut down Fox News because all their people got new jobs! 🤭

Yeah, she’ll chant over a sacred brazier and slaughter a couple of goats, and blend right in

I hope there are no plastic surgeons in Greece or she's gonna come back looking like a Blob fish.

Casting the “Real Ambassadors of ‘Murica” 😫🤮

Greeks are buying safety lockers to protect their baklava.

We should start calling him Caligula

Within days of Junior being photographed with Bettina Anderson

And I thought Louis XVI's court was full of machinations.

Do you think she knows where Greece is?

Let’s see…. no.

He has to silence her since Jr moved on

Ridiculous

Can we top this?

Honestly, I'm fine with that. Get her out of this country

Is it?

Ambassadorships are the new hush money currency, one notes.

At least she has great fashion sense.

Can trump even say that name out loud?

Well, she's definitely qualified because ... well ... uh ... maybe ... never mind.

Not a huge fan of her transformation, but to suggest she is unqualified for appointment is unfounded. Ambassadors are mostly political thank yous for loyalists and donors. example, Barack Obama put the owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers as an ambassador to Ireland because he early supporter.

Only in the USA.

Everyone is in it TO MAKE MONEY 💰 They don't care about us and the country!

Well, dramatic screaming IS an important part of diplomacy.

Only the "best" people....

The fact that jumps out every time is the obvious intent to create a banana republic run by incompetent unqualified tv stars. Trump wants America to fail.

It IS her favorite musical.

This will be a very entertaining circus the next 4 years. I only hope America still stands afterwards.

Stock up on antibiotics, Greece.

This basically means Jr told dad Kim likes “going Greek” if you know what I mean

I thought they were planning to tariff foreign imports?! Sending her over is just rubbing salt in the wound. 🫒🍷🧀

Yet to come… Kari Lake nominated to Ambassador for Mexico.

I guess Greece needed a new Gargoyle to guard the embassy.

Well, maybe she will meet another Onassis … solve that problem.

All of these unqualified people in key positions... It's almost like he's trying to help Putin destabilize the West.

I foresee a bunch of our ambassadors being declared persona non grata.

The face I just made....

Well, at least she will leave the country..

He’s looking out for their future. Lol Rupert can’t change who’s in control of Fox once he’s gone so there are potential changes in Foxes future

I'm not even angry, it's almost art.

This one in particular really is the kind of genius that demonstrates the one thing DJT has expertise in, is dealing with dumped and cheated on women

It’s like Marvel movie at this point.

Ironically, I’m pretty okay with her leaving the country.

Would be cool if Greece just banned her from entering the country 😬

Think of it as a new form of NDA. In light of Don Jr. finding a new girlfriend, this is a way to keep her happy, out of the picture, and ... quiet.

Dumbarse doesn't realize 'Charm Offensive' doesn't mean 'Being Offensive Is Charming.' :)

First France with this felon, now this on Greece. Is he using Europe as a waste bin? 🤮🤮🤮

She is qualified.... She eats their yogurt

Does she speak Greek? Surely a basic requirement for an Ambassador to Greece.

No but she RECEIVES Greek, so.........

What the F did Greece ever do to deserve this?

😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣

Ho Ho Ho, merry christmas. I'm waiting over here what he is going to send to us 🙈🙈🙈

It's because donnie jr. wanted her far away from his new squeeze.

My people in Greece are going to have fun with this one. The US is back to being a laughing stock of the world.

Do you think he understands the difference between Greece and Grease?

I didn’t know plastic and filler could qualify for a job.

🫣

He heard there’s a giant hole in Sparta they can put her in.

America under Trump is a tragedy. What happened to the best and brightest?

I’m sure they’ll all get together to stare at the next eclipse.

Oh, the poor Greeks. Now they’ll have to listen to that crazy loudmouth screeching.

Gavin Newsom’s ex wife is the ambassador to Greece! Who said Trump wouldn’t work w Democrats???

It should have read: "Yes, THAT Kim Gilfoyle."

Based on her Mar-A-Bedbug photos, it's better stated as "The breast is yet to come!"

We need to let everyone in Greece know that the correct pronunciation of her name is "Krapi Gargoyle"

That will keep her quiet.😂

Junior asked Daddy to get rid of her.

When you have no real friends you have to appoint your TV friends.

This is definitely going to heighten the opinion we Europeans already have of America and Trump. Now we definitely won’t laugh at him. Not even the slightest.

Greece’s response:

Alex Jones for ambassador to the Vatican?

Why not? Afterall, a Federal Judge just blocked the Onion from. Buying info wars. They don't even bother even trying to hide the corruption anymore. Am telling yall, the American people will only take this so long! 🤷‍♀️

Secretary of Education or Director of ATF. Maybe both at the same time! Add in SEC director, and we can make use of all of his special interests!! Livestreaming guns in schools!!! Oh, it would have been perfect. Who is going to be SEC of Ed this time around?

Attention Greek males with no impulse control: get your HPV shots now! The 🐉 is headed your way.

Oh, that was a painful moment in time that will (sadly) never be forgotten by me.

Fox Kennedy as Deputy CIA Director

I’ve been waiting for someone to say that!

Why do we hate the Greeks again?

As long as Trump doesn't start WW3 it could be an interesting 4 years. 🤫

"No, of course I don't hate her... but now she's ambassador to a European nation, so she needs to go there as soon as possible and not come back for 4 years"

What did Greece ever do to deserve this nonsense?

Another shapeshifter

The nomination is a payoff for guilfoyle's silence.

Is CERN’s Large Hadron Collider being monitored at the moment? If not, I think we’ve all been unwittingly dumped into a parallel universe.

I've been praying to be dumped into a parallel universe since the election.

I don’t even live in the US and I’m praying with you. ❤️

Be careful what you wish for. Parallel universes can be worse. WAY way worse.

Sitting in a living room with Germans in Germany tonight they told me we don’t understand how anyone would vote for this awful person . But I have to tell you that you deserve what’s coming .

Has Hulk Hogan got anything yet?

The mind boggles.

MAGAturd blowup sex doll #1. Good job...

Say, isn’t that Don Junior’s squeeze? Sorry, I meant sleaze.

The Greeks will eat her for lunch, figuratively speaking.

Κιμνερλι δεν μιλάι Ηελλάδασς

Sent her far away from Don Jr. so he can be with his new babe and coke partner.

Careful, Greece is hot, her face might melt, in fact it already is.

Greece replies... "We have a nice little property in the labrynth on Crete, that we think she'll enjoy".

amusingly, they don't have to accept her as an ambassador, and can ask for someone else

She was a sorority gal. Eye Zappa Krappa

Got her out of town did he?🤣 Poor Greece.

I've heard rumours he wants to have Barron as Ambassador to Australia. I mean, Kevin Rudd's being doing a fine job but naturally he doesn't like the orange toddler and Trumpy did threaten to replace him :(

…and the world watches the downfall of yet another empire.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxGt...

You betcha!!

I foresee an accident happening whilst there. She knows too much.

Mopeds/Vespas have been known to go over the side of those very narrow mountain roads.

I'm pretty sure sure she should stay away from windows and maybe the Acropolis.

Oxi!!!!!

I feel the same way as when Biden named Rahm Emmanuel Ambassador to Japan. Glad that they are far away...

This is so embarrassing.

Not for Greece

Poor Greece. What did the country do to deserve this?

Maybe the spray tan man will gut Fox News and disperse them to the four corners of the world.

bsky.app/profile/amus...

Never on Sunday

Makes sense.

I half want to watch this spectacular failure, but am half terrified of the consequences of a spectacularly failing government

Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back... Cocaine.

The Quid Pro Quo presidency continues

😳

What qualifications could she possibly have?

The Clown Car gets bigger and sillier....

This has to be the longest and largest episode of punk’d that Ashton has ever pulled off lmao

I know right!?

Our new ambassador to Greece, everyone.

Greek Word Salad will become a popular recipe.

Another unqualified maga turd put into power

The Peter Principle meets kakistocracy.

😬😂

I didn't know we had an Ambassador to Chuck E. Cheese. Learn something new each day.

Actually, I am pleased to have that gargoyle as far away as possible.

"I’m going to surround myself only with the best and most serious people" -- Trump

How did that Gargoyle escape from Grandpa Munster's dungeon? God have mercy on Greece.

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She predicted it. Lmaoooo 😂😆

Robotic

At the behest of Don Jr. since they just broke up?

She thought ouzo was a Greek religious practice....

Do you guys think maybe he's just putting loyalists in foreign positions to further spread the MAGA message in order to dominate with right-wing extremism? I know that sounds all "dr evil", but it's suspect. They already have small groups of MAGA supporters in foreign areas.

Favors and Flames! That’s what all these appointments are!

Health news: Clymidia rates forecast to rise in Athens.

Well, that's a choice

Hunter Biden had a laptop.

This forming administration is a total embarrassment for the USA.

Poor Greece, poor France.

Poor America.

Shit, if you hate Greece, just say so.

She just wants to go to Mykonos and party all night

come, huh?

So f’ing embarrassing to be an American.

Make sure you take MH breaks, George. It's going to be a long four...

With the amount of silicon in her body, Kimberly Guilfoyle should be ambassador to Barbieland.

The idea that the very serious role of ambassador goes to favoured flunkies rather than experienced members of the diplomatic corps seems laughable to most of the civilised, democratic world.

By the time he's done America will have no friends left anywhere.

"Dad, I just broke up with Kim. Can you do me a solid and send her as far away as possible?"

That's exactly what is going on. Also, she likely knows where the bodies are buried, so they are trying to keep her happy ...

You mean the millions of bodies Trump's bullshit administration caused by spreading COVID misinformation? My father's included? Cause I think we all know where those bodies are.

No, I mean it as a figure of speech, as in she knows where the secrets are that the trump family doesn't want anyone to know.

You are right 👍

She knows about his Coke habit. But then so do the rest of us

So does his new girlfriend, am sure. Funnily enough, it seems that most of these rich idiots are drug addicts! Drugs for me but not for thee. Coke is expensive af. Don't they get that once he blows up the cartels, that it will never snow again? Another symptom of global warming! 🤷‍♀️

She knows ALL the things .... 🙂

I'm not sure she knows much of anything, in a "she's a moron" sort of way

she knows the dirt.

I looked her up last night once I read the news and she went to UCSF law school and worked as a prosecutor and asst DA. So while she has zero diplomatic experience, she’s not just a trophy wife. Which btw makes her more dangerous since she obv has no sense of decency supporting Trump

She was married to Gavin Newsome at one time.

2. And lord knows Melania has EARNED every penny she’s ever gotten. Like you know she’s wishing she picked a different old guy

Melania is different. I kinda feel sorry for her. She only ever wanted to trade her body for financial security and luxury and men created and support that system. She wanted a quiet life. I think she got more hate than she deserves. I don’t think she’s a nice lady but she’s not dangerous at least

I think she has alot in common with Donald. I used to feel a little bit bad for her - after all, she is miserably married to an odious guy BUT she is as cold, calculating, and greedy as he is. And just as beholden to Putin.

I saw that. She seems to have decided that proximity to power via sex paid better than working. Not defending her I really really don’t like her. But the fact she’s not an airhead makes it worse bc she’s not stupid she ought to know better. That makes her dangerous

I just had some brainwashed MAGA tell me that the Trumps don’t use drugs or drink 🤣

That video circulating of Jr rubbing his gums was the definitive smoking gun. The fact he also owns guns is… INTERESTING. Bc didn’t a presidents son recently get charged with that????

They gaslight us every damn day, don’t they?

My first thought exactly!

Best comment and def most likely how it happened!