Aw damn, now you've spoilt the surprise of what's behind the last door...

Ignorant picks making a mockery of the US government, as if it wasn't already.

That’s a tattoo waiting to happen

Omg facts!!

😞

Maybe- but I’m starting to think this. Trump is nothing but a shit show. I think Republicans are going to implode. Don’t blow him up in our minds and give him too much power over us. He’s a little turd of a man.

I agree on all counts.

It's gonna be a shit *storm*!

Don’t make it more than it is in your mind. He’s not worth the mental and emotional energy expended.

True but difficult

I’m finding that I have to think of it that way. If I don’t I get too depressed. Also- look to South Korea for inspiration. I hope Trump is paying attention to that, or even Syria.

Great description of exactly how I've been feeling.

The Apocalyptic section of the library has now been moved to Current Affairs.

The 2025 Season of The Apprentice will get a lot of people killed.

I wonder who he'll pick for Secretary of Famine?

Someone from that TLC show about 1,000 lb people. & no, not fat shaming. Just pointing out Drumpf's apparent reliance on people he sees on TV for important positions as well as his 'logic' about how things work. Fat people know where food is = Dumpster logic.

I call it Homer Simpson hiring his buddies.

It's like playing a never-ending game of "Guess Who?" and each time you make a guess as to who will be next the Republicans say "No, try again. It's someone a lot stupider than that."

Exactly!

Honestly though they’re very representative of the coalition of assholes and idiots that elected him

And that was Shauna's view of his FIRST Cabinet, which looked downright professional compared to what he's rolled out this time.

Facts,

I hope Day 25 has something special for Trump!

Beginning now

Damn - what a reason to start day drinking. You're not wrong.

Yes, I know.

I’m still waiting for Ronald McDonald to be named the Secretary of Nutritious Food & Healthy Living.🤦🏻‍♀️

🤣🤣🤣 hang on that’s not funny😳

Scary thought !

Clown Car Cabinet

I'd say they more a count down ro when "People get fed up with this BS, break out the guillotines, decide to do away with the ones responsible for this shit show and start over from scratch".

And you know then that all the fake Christians would then be wearing little guillotine's on gold chains around their necks next to their crosses

This made me giggle

Some Bible thumpers may well be excited about this. Always be less concerned with the absurdity of millenarian movements so much as their potential to work to make their own apocalypse happen, inadvertently or otherwise.

And the Apocalypse is coming sooner and sooner!!!!

It’s exactly that 😱

So funny 🤣🤣🤣

I hope the asteroid takes us out first. That'll be one big blast. Mush easier than having the life sucked out of one day at a time.

Keep an eye on the bird flu. It won't take us out as quick as an asteroid but the end result could be catastrophic, assuming H2H transmission becomes a thing and/or ramps up.

Let's start our movement now! Mobilize and organize to win the midterms and make Trump a lame duck.

And with every single pic i physically feel pain as the average IQ of the future government is lowered... 😞🤢🤮 ...at the same time as the probability of federal corruption is raised to unprecedented heights. 😒😖

It's not going to end well. Or start well.

And the pieces of chocolate behind the doors are just laxatives of ever greater dosage...

Also like a white man’s love fest !

The apocalypse would be less painful than the years of dumb people who are about to take control.

100%

"the true test of a good government is its aptitude and tendency to produce a good administration.” Alexander Hamilton. The Federalist Papers: No. 76. The Appointing Power of the Executive. April 1, 1788

They are an absolute insult to the qualified and intelligent American people. How to destroy a country in one fell swoop was to elect a narcissistic dictator and felon as president. America has education problems I fear.

😬🇨🇦👀

I know there's only a snowball's chance in hell but since 2021 Trump has and still is stepping on many toes including the MAGA'S. I'm hoping that some of them will finally step up to the plate and take a swing once his programs start going and they start seeing the effects of his MADNESS & GRIFTING

It’s like he’s breaking all seven Seals of the Apocalypse, and then just keeps on breaking more we didn’t know existed!

That's a funny take

It's the Trump clown car!

That's the spirit!!

Funny. True

When Democrats do DEI hiring, they hire qualified people. When Republicans do DEI hiring, they hire billionaires to rob from the working class. It’s not longer left vs right. It’s the working class vs the oligarchs.

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Pretty sure that's the point.

…and there doesn’t seem to be any solution; even democracy has been corrupted by the greed of men.

It is the EOs on Day 1 that will be scarier, I fear.

And they plan to. Once they get to power, your whole country hits The shitfan and itll spew all over.

Let them get confirmed! Our country needs to learn a lesson for electing Trump. You reap what you sow. I hope they all suffer hard times ahead.

It dies feel like that.

And here I just thought it was a casting call for the Three Stooges remake.

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I followed her from this. Thanks George

They are just nominations made by Trump to reward minions who backed him during his corrupted campaign(s). When they are not accepted after Jan 20, crash & burn returning to political oblivion Trump will laugh as he's delivered on his promises & the failure of the Senate is never down to him.

"Almost there, alright, December 23, let's see . . . I knew it. I knew Hulk Hogan would get a cabinet position."

a groundhog’s day of disappointment for 4 years

I think someone wrote the names of his main sycophants on pieces of paper and he drew them out of a hat.

Do you hear hoofbeats as well? I don't think it is zebras either

🤞🏻

And this:

And this:

Not funny when you realize what's coming

Either God did the Trump part deux thing to make Americans humble or to bring on the Apocalypse. It is one of the two.

As someone who spent a good chunk of their life in politics… if you asked me to put together the craziest picks imaginable, I lacked Trump’s skill in assembling his Bingo card. Truly.

No Thanks... I partied like it was 1999 once before.

There is a not zero percent chance that someone tells him “there’s nothing in the rule book saying that a dog can’t be a cabinet appointee.” And, then he nominates a golden retriever for secretary of defense. Air Force Bud

I laughed but it’s a nervous laugh because it’s true.

At least somthing Kamala somthing somthing terrorists in Gaza somthing somthing Isreal....Amirite?

And each time, you look at the brown stuff and realize wait, that's not chocolate

Selling America off to the highest bidders....

The colapse of the American empire is not going to be the apocalypse. It's just another empire crumbling under a foundation of ignorance and corruption. We are not, and have never been special.

nah i dont think so

More like the results of a silent auction for pieces of the country. You know the thing we founded it over NEVER BEING!

Lol😂😂😂

Exactly!

Insane incompetence.

It feels like he is playing a shell game with a lot of distractions. Hoping we are too distracted to see the real picture