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A long list.

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But will it be hugely redacted like the Mueller report?

The implosion begins. I hope enough of this happens on the far right to prevent fascism from being instituted in America. Never forget they’re all self-interested slimeballs.

This is Epstein’s protege. I’m sure he has plenty of stories to tell.

I really really really really really really hope someone has the conviction and inner fortitude to leak that report.

You get the popcorn, I’ll get the beer

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Do you think there will be time for them to do their job in between throwing 💩 at each other?

Do it. Destroy each other. Drop the dime on your colleagues. They'll do the same. Lather, rinse, repeat. I'll be over here with popcorn.

Oh no, Mr. Gaetz. Please don’t out all of the predators and junkies in Congress. That would be such a bad thing! How would our nation survive if good people ran things?

I'm not seeing a downside to transparency if there are numerous cases of people in congress abusing their power in this way. Do it, Matt. It'll be the only worthwhile thing you've ever done. But also, why are you nervous about the report being out if you did nothing wrong?

I think he'll take others down with him. 😊

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. -Turkish proverb.

Pot calling the kettle black tournament

I’m here for it honey

Gaetz looks like someone asked Midjourney to make an image of Jack Nicholson if he went to a party as John Travolta in Face/Off pretending to be Nic Cage but didn't have any time or budget to do it right

Let it roll.

I double dog dare him!

Isn't the report on him going to be released? Can't wait!

🥱 He won’t do it. All hat, no cattle.

This game of chicken won't last long

Nothing will happen. I wish he’d go down, I can’t stand the mfer, but he’ll blackmail them, they’ll cave, and nothing will happen. The end 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hey look a bunch of assholes are fighting

Wait, what? Really? I gotta see this.

"Threatens to join congress," is definitely a phrase I'll be using from now on.

Oh, fun!

Hand me the popcorn... I'm staying until the end of the show.

I don’t like any sentence containing “Matt Gaetz” and “Expose”.

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Wonder how much they will raise to pay him off?

Raise, you know they'll just use tax money.

I look forward to that!

George, do you ever feel like you're back in the Mirror Universe? I swear the earth drifted through a rip in Tholian space circa 2016. Fuck all these fascists!

So, if Gaetz is threatening retaliation, then I think it's safe to say that he anticipates the report will reveal horrible truths about him... I mean reaffirm horrible truths that we all already know about him.

Pass the popcorn

Great. I can't wait.

Truly.

Didn't he resign? How does he think he's just going to waltz into Congress and start telling stories? Can all private citizens do that? He's such an idiot!

Yes, please. Let them all victimize one another rather than innocents.

Should probably keep away from windows from now on.

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So, can Biden order the release of the report?

Same

Where do I buy tickets? Please, take my money.

Matt isn't going to do this, it would be literal suicide.

Well, if Gaetz has the Geutz to do it, bring it on, Big Headian!

Let's have it all out in the olen

I think MTG is somehow in that body count.

Why are these “adults” still acting like they’re in Middle School? 😂😅😫

I’d tune in for that.

Matty G always gets the same answer -- NO. NO you are not. :)

But I thought he is resigned, what the actual hell!

Oughta be a crazy show!

I want the mini series rights. Hallmark.

It's still funny how much he looks like Butt-Head from Beavis and Butt-Head. Ironically, he also acts the same way Butt-Head would if he got into politics

...but where's the threat? Everybody knows already.

Don’t hold your breath.

Yes please!!!

He's threatened this before until he does it I'm going to have to assume it's all hot air.

And his forehead to get bigger

I hope he does

Need to go to Costco tomorrow to get more popcorn.

Until then, Buddy better stay away from windows higher than the 2nd floor u

Well Creeps know Creeps best

Join Congress? Like with a visitor's pass?

I'm giggling with anticipation

Irrelevant but I'll never NOT see Butthead.

Gaetz is laying the groundwork for a classic "We all do it" defense. Which will obviously fail, because we don't.

You know the solution? If rich people would stop being allowed to buy their way into Congress, under the intention of covering up their egregious crimes against other people. Like, actually DO THEIR JOBS for a change instead of being crooks.

So he can come back to Congress, weaken the party by slinging mud and prolonging the chaos that will remind everyone why they released the report. Then he can be voted out based on the ethics charges after hurting the party. The report will get even more publicity if he tries for any other office.

Georgie boi, would you apologize if the investigation PROVED Matt Gaetz is innocent? Or would you still accuse him of being a sexual predator?

Please please please do this. He was probably a witness and participant

Start with MTG in the theater with her then boyfriend.

This. Will. Be. Wild. 🥊💥😢🙃🙏

Can’t wait either.

Gaetz & Greene getting the old gang back together could be fun!

He looks like the type that pinches his nipples when he looks in the mirror

And winks. Don't forget the wink.

He's such a creeper

We all forgetting MTG said the same thing and yet either has no evidence or is covering up sex crimes of her coworkers?

Please do, Matt.

They will crush him like pea. Sit down fool.

I am here for all of it!!!

These people are so repugnant. I feel like I'm trapped inside the worst reality tv show ever made.

This should be fun

This should be interesting !!

Dude needs to man up and face the music

Oh when he uses that word it makes me cringe

Little doubt Gaetz will take his seat on 3 January. With the report coming out, he has no reason not to.

DO IT MATT! DO IT!

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Omgoly, does the 🐘 republicans have a sex-club??? First rule of Sex-club, you Never Talk about sex club. Is A #sexClub abt to be exposed?? Re-exposed is probably the more accurate description. #GaetzontheGrill #dayum! #smh

This could be fun.

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What a zoo. Anything Republican is a punchline

Who’s up for some baked goods and coffee?

A) he & EmptyG should be compelled to fess up & B) put it on pay-per-view & proceeds go towards social services.

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I can't look at him without seeing Butt-Head.

Burn it all down. You FAFO show them immature coward you are . Which I was hoping for. Take them all down with you. i can't believe I'm saying this go get them Matt.

Let’s guess, the “someone” who suggested this plan is MTG

Every time I see his face, I immediately hear Butthead in my head. You cannot change this, ever.

Funny how the 'Family Values' Party are the ones so blanketly subject to blackmail about their personal conduct on these counts.

He is too much if a coward to do it

Get your popcorn ready

He made do many enemies that they are releasing the damning ethics report as a Christmas present to him!

Children

Let's do it!

The quicker the Gaetz investigation is published, the better

He likes to expose.

Do you think he’s noticed the man at the top has a varied sexual history. Maybe he’s Gaetz’s role model?

That’ll do!

What he’s saying is if Marco Rubio is confirmed then he’s going to replace him in the Senate! This is the reason for him resigning!

“Dude, you don’t work here anymore”

Boxhead has has it coming to him

Release the report then!

I’m ready with popcorn to watch him expose all of them. Every single one of them

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He should probably be in jail!

If he starts yapping, watch how quickly the Repugs turn on him and present the evidence of what a disgusting criminal pervert he is

This is gonna be a helluva year.

Thanos, come back!!!

George, just another limp threat.

Has this all been a race for attention? The campaign, the gov’t shit down, the lunacy…is it just bunch of idiots thirsty for attention?

I live in FL district 1. The Elections office is trying to set up the special election. Today I asked what happens if Gaetz decides to return to the next session. No answer so far. I have my popcorn on standby.

Large Marge made similar threats. Watching GOP implode is fun.

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That'll be fun

Pass the popcorn.

Don't any of these MAGA assholes know when to walk away and shutbthir pie holes.

How does he “join”congress? Can President Musk make a special appointment?

Oohhh A face eating contest

Won't he need a Visitor's pass?

Hope he spills as revenge all the beans of the pervs showing just how many perverts and sleezballs who claim to be christians and bible followers are just the devils little imps. And if he did and the evangelicals say nothing we know trumps the antichrist.

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If satan's son was on vacation, it would look like this pic right here. He has a face that looks like it was built to represent evil. God made him only because "evil" needed a face everyone can remember.

That sounds fun.

I dare him!

Maybe he has more pictures to show them!!!

If they all want to out each other I am here for it.

He such a piece of turd

I take comfort in how victory seems to make the GOP want to eat each other. Ticks can only suck so much blood before they pop

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I love that image!

EVERYONE’S EXPOSING THEMSELVES!!

Wait a minute, we the taxpayers have to pay for Congressional #MeToo settlements? Why? That's outrageous.

We all welcome it! Let's hear what you sick fuckers have been wasting time with since taking office!

Fat same George Takei. I’ll get the popcorn 🍿

Do it, do it, do it! Expose it all. It's time for all of it to be in the open. And I mean all of them, party aside. We should not be in the habit of hiding officials' bad behavior. I'm happy to watch them cannibalize themselves.

Great! Do it. Let's clean house.

Watching MAGAs tear each other apart is my favorite sport. Betting on Rubio to be the first senior cabinet member to be shucked by Trump. Gaetz is a good appetizer.

He may not be among us much longer.

Might be the only decent thing that pos has ever done. I applaud him for finally having an honorable impulse.

He's got a face that belongs behind bars...

Got my popcorn

Oh yes, please Matt, DO IT!!! The more they fight, the less they muck up the country.

There is nothing that screams moral and ethical standards over keeping quiet about others questionable activities, only to potentially reveal them after your own failings have been revealed.

A GOP "Whose the biggest pervert" contest! Love it!

"Join?" Didn't he resign on Nov 13? The Congress is not like a country club where you can go back and forth.

what ever happened to deep state assasinations of guys like Gaetz. ive seen it in all the best movies

It's so unpleasant watching this many wrecks in slow motion.

Do it! Do it!

I’m with you, George!

Let's just crowdource his cameos to spill the beans. We already know he's a whore that will do anything for money. He sadly expects others to treat themselves the same, to his benefit. He is one of the grotesques, my friends.

FBI are you listening

I hope he does expose them. Let’s have the trash take itself out.

Bacchus, that side is a sad MESS.

I’m with you George. Pathetic.