Gollum has more hair than Tate, aka Goliath…😂

For me it’s giving orc.

😮

“Nassstyy little womensess has what we wantsss”

Definitely doing his best to avoid all of that wicked pleasure sex or whatever he was ranting on about.

Nananananananananananananana ratman!

Omg lol

His hands were made for making And making they must do Eek eek squeek.😬😂

I'm going to maintain that hate is the cause of accelerated aging. It's the only thing that explains stuff like this, and so many other people.

Picture of a pure alpha male in the free wild.

🐀🐀TEMPLETON 🐀🐀

I'm afraid of him as a woman but looking at him perhaps a piece of sharp cheddar is his target.🐀

Filty gay hobbits and their second breakfast, second breakfast is gay! Everything is gay precious, Not us. We’re alpha’s precious! Real sigma males heeheeheehee! Now stay in the closet precious, we must hides from the filthy gay hobbitses, never show out weakness or any emotions because that’s gay.

This is the guy who claims he shaves his head because he likes the look but is fully capable of growing a full head of hair. I might not be the 'alpha male' this ding dong thinks he is but I've been bald since age 14 yet what I never did was try to hide it. Vain little creep.

Does he seriously think that comb-over will fool anyone?

Oh no, it's not a comb-over. That picture was taken when they released him from jail where he wasn't able to shave his head to hide his male pattern baldness

Dunno, but here is something familiar about those ears.....

He's sniffing it out.

Gross.

He looks like an unshaven ballsack

Gollum looks well

I thought if he comes back to this country, he will be in court

Wow. I can never unsee it.

Apparently that’s an Alpha Male. Makes me proud not to be one.

What a beta looking man...

😂 Thanks needed this laugh today.

Imaginary friend like allah is strong in this one.

That looks like an alpha male right there😂

In Chile we have a mythological creature called Tué-tué, supposedly a warlock who, through a dark spell, can detach his head from his neck and fly off like a weird bird using his ears as wings, and I'm gonna use this picture to show children how it may look like just to scare them

I bet he thinks his dick is "the precious".

Alert! Alert! Has anybody seen Andrew taint’s chin? Lol

Looks so alpha 😂😂😂

As a general rule, I do not comment on people's appearance unless I have something positive to say. Thus, I have nothing to say.

He looks like a human rat.

That is so wrong! He looks more like an Orc.👍

Is he trying to make himself look as unattractive as possible? You know, for prison? Not that he was that attractive from the beginning, thou.

Why do all rapist and conmen have weird and shitty hair styles? 🤔

Creeps like Tater have victims, toadies, and co-conspirators, but never friends.

OMG…spot on for Gollum! 😂😂😵‍💫

Clearly, Gollum has seen his precious.

No, he did not. That's why he looks much better than before.

But why oh why is he an incel? 🤔

This dude is inbred.

Guy looks like Saddam when they pulled him out of the hole, for god's sake.

petty

But does he have any friends?

Guess now "alpha male" means "living in a hole and barely seeing the sun."

shave the beard and the ears look a perfect match.

OMG 🤣

Mistaken for Stephen Miller.

I saw another name for him on the other place, "Nonceferatu"... 😂

Now that's hilarious!

😂😂😂😂

Take off ðe beard…

Chick maggot.

Hmm. If that's what a "High value alpha male" looks like. I'll pass thanks.

can we have a wellness check on his cousin Déagol?

Half-Orc with a strength of 9.

MY PRECIOUS…

Precious that soap, bruh.

😂😂😂😂spot on

Tate is so Alfa, he had to traffic and imprison women for sex.....

Nosferatu

Not sure bullying him about his appearance isn't just stooping to the depths of the place we all left to be here. Can we berate him for his actions and words rather than his appearance?

🤣

it most certainly is 👍.

It really is...

Looks like he expects women to cook for him but none are volunteering.

Who is this?

In a room full of runts, he'd still be the runt ...

This clown thinks he is an alpha. LMAO

He's moving in that direction, slowly but surely.

Don't insult Gollum like that....it's just not right.

Why is Gollum being insulted...?

Wondrous, fuck him and anybody who likes him.

king of the "alpha males" ladies and gentleman

Looks like Andrew Tate before his metrosexual glam up.

I still can't imagine being so desperate and lost that he becomes a beacon of light to that person. Sure, many things have changed for the white male but they have all the privilege they've always had. I guess they don't like realizing it, blaming everything on everyone else.

Smeagol had redeeming qualities unlike Smegma here.

He looks like an aging chimp.

Chinless prat.

I think he resembles the Patriarch in the series The Great.

He has Elons old hairline. LOL

WTF is that?

Musks long lost son?

Nah. He saw a piece of pizza on the ground.

Spot the cretin who wants to lead Britain back from the brink of something made up.

Poster child for anabolic steroid abuse?

Gollum was more ethically decent than Tate.

Gollum could also be funny and charming sometimes. Tater has no capacity for humor or charm.

Taters!? What's taters, Precious?!

Also: Gollum did something useful in his life: He saved the world (by accident) when Frodo failed.

Maybe we should push Musk into a volcano and see if that saves the world. It's worth a try.

I wouldn't mind that.

He has the jawline of an inbred troglodyte…

His true form

Is that Andrew tatezo?

Looks like it is.

🤣

Ummm... is this MTG's blood brother?

Once you see it, you can never unsee it. But Gollum would never!!!

Is Tate the most haired bald man or the most bald haired man?