Ha, 64 ounces of beer for lunch!

I once got charged an extra 50p for being an Oat American. And I'm neither an oat nor Amercan, damn it!

Me when I see "Jewish Rye"

Be careful, repubs might believe it.

They already do…

The shocking truth of CHEESE SEGREGATION!!🤪

Ok but the original post is a joke, right? It’s satire? Right?

Insane!

She probably thinks "aged gouda" is a compliment.

a short story about america in a nutshell

but the yellow in cheese is just annatto extract

The Stupid, It Burns

Trump was charged 5 million by E.Jean Carroll for being a muenster.

He was also charged with 34 felonies for being an Orange American who lies, cheats, and steals.

Could be worse. Could be Swiss!

Cheese! How could they do that?? LOL!🤣🤣🤣

🤦🏻‍♂️ cheese! People are dumb

What is the name of the restaurant and in what city/town?

So I see The Post is trying to compensate for lost subscribers by selling lunch?

WTF! 😳

Sometimes I dream about cheese

White American cheese perhaps?

It’s not racist to be charged a dollar, you’re being charged a dollar to be racist. A racist fee, now there’s a concept.

Maybe it's just me, but I would have ranted about the "SOLO" long before I cared about being charged for cheese.

I can’t tell if the op was satire or not….

This is where we are 😬

This is why I stick to cheddar

I believe that is a charge for white American cheese. I take from your comment that you got that but I have to wonder how many MAGA got angry about it.

😂

🤣🤣🤣

I got charged for being ‘crumbly Lancashire’ I said, “Ey up, Grommit, this lad doesn’t know I’ve got Wensleydale running through my blue veins!”

She's complaining about her DISCOUNT? How 'un-American' can she be? 😆

... it isn't a discount

Can't call it Americam cheese cause woke

🤦‍♂️Cheesus

Simply write a counter invoice and then you only pay the difference. "By appearing in my person, you have implicitly accepted my general terms and conditions" 😄

Maybe she should cut back on the 4 Michelob Ultras.

What? Where is this trash restaurant?

#honkeytax

Proof positive that the republicans war on education is working.

What a maroon!

One burger and four beers tells you a LOT

Ha! Funny.

🤣🤣🤣

I think most of the comments are missing the point. Isn't the bigger issue drinking 4 beers before 11:30 am. I give her a pass on the rest. Clearly she's wasted.

Four American beers at lunch is a lot? [scoffs in European]

Two of those went in her Stanley cup for later.

was charged for "white Russian"

I am more curious about the 4 Michelob Ultras

Four American beers at lunch is a lot? [scoffs in European]

Oh okay 4 beers at lunch?

“4 American beers at lunch is a lot?” [scoffs in European]

I got charged $3 for being Gouda. wtf. If I am gouda at something, shouldn't that bring ME money instead of costing money?

alas, i fear it won't end until we're all the same color as tea, and the same brand, shade, flavor, etc. but i do think it's kinda funny a member of the dominant caste got a taste of it.

That must’ad hurt?

Queen of the Dad jokes... AH...AH...AH...AH...AH...AH...AH...

😂 Nicely done…

Who Gouda seen that coming.

And I always get charged for being a flat white : -(

Given their impact on society...

Please tell me she's a talented troll, and not a g- d idiot. Or tell me she's a g-d idiot and not a talented troll, either way works.

That’s no Gouda

This insanity is just growing. Trump has injured civilization itself and is encouraging the destruction of kindness and politeness that makes daily lives much more pleasant. It took decades to have people realize that dehumanization is wrong and shameful and in one day in 2016 Trump destroyed that

trump wishes he was the cause. he's just riding the wave of ignorance that has been there all along. underinvest in education and you get ///gesutres wildly///

White American cheeseburger? Was it free range? Ivermectin free?

She should order blue waffles next time.

SMH

🤣

Hey.... You tryin' to provolone me? Huh?

Vanessa is a moron.

They also knew that my friend Jack was, in fact, from Monterey. Crazy!

I never know when these are jokes anymore… I mean I understand the receipt is for add American cheese 🧀 but is she serious??? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

I refuse to believe someone is this stupid.

Normally I’d agree with you but I’ve encountered too many people who actually are that stupid

It has to be a joke, right? Tell me it's a joke

(I think George's definitely contains a joke. 😉)

so very cheesy.... (they added white cheese to her burger and, as some places do, charged her extra for it)

That American is “cheese” is generous, but it is food.

One would think $13.00 for the classic burger could cover the nickels worth of cheese.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Perfect example of why satire is failing. What once would have been so obvious as a joke now seems absolutely possible.

All I can see is the 4 beers to go with her 1 burger.

Looks like 4 waters to me.

Jesus turned water into wine; American brewers turn water into brown water.

I thought it was only me. Imagine getting a charge for "Mexican blend" -- how did they know?

😱😅😂

Layers

This moron “Vanessa” probably forgot that she ordered a burger and asked for a slice of white American cheese on top.

Have you seen how much they charge Black Russians ? 🤣

Four beers!

Four American beers at lunch is a lot? [scoffs in European]

😆 Considering the actual beer consumed? Yes!

Hahaha Four Mickelobes? Just above drink driving limit in UK.

Ultras!

UK driving limit is 3 units; 4 Mickelobe Ultras is 4.8 units. Hardly excessive.

but essentially piss water.

Yanks have done lots of good things but haven’t managed to brew decent beer - must admit, though, I do like a Brooklyn beer lager as a quaffing tipple.

Agreed.

I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for 600, Alex.

We're just ignoring the 1 Burger / 4 Beers ratio here...?

Vanessa is probably serious about it, though. In her defense, is there any way in hell that she really doesn’t know it’s referring to white American Cheese?

That's no gouda at all.

😂😂😂 how do these people make it to adulthood

The Stupid. It burns!

go with the gorgonzola.

OMFG

If you're adding white American cheese to a burger on the regular, it'll cost you more than a buck in the long run.

We really need a variety of emojis here! this needs a belly-laugh!

but I didn’t get charged for being Bleu. I guess they could tell I was a little down

I bought some Land O’ Lakes cheese and they mocked me by putting LOL White American on the price sticker.

That’s hysterical

Cheeses saves y'all. Lol

How stupid can you be.

Oh, that was dairy punny...

Pretty Gouda though

You don't think it was whey out of line?

🤣🤣

For real? Wow, and this is allowed? I would refuse to pay it.

🤣🤣🤣

I was once mis-identified as *Swiss* for crying out loud! I think their algorithm is full of holes!

If she had been a Gouda customer then maybe they would not have hit her with this charge. There truly are some Muensters out there! If she wants to escalate her problem then she needs to tag BRIE Larson on social media to help her

LOL

Some will believe it, sadly.

I got a charge because I was in a dour mood, and then some typo that said Roquefort? What is this, France?

Always thought the white tasted better lol Something about fluorescent orange cheese...Anyway the white was a very light yellow!

Sir, you are an American treasure, thank you for all you do

(🤨 idk if she’s tone def or just a dumbass tryn to get a laugh)

I don't think it's a question of tone deaf, just a matter of how stupid people have become that they can't tell a person from a type of cheese.

We’re saying the same thing.

Oh. My apologies. I don't really define "tone deaf" as being synonymous with "stupid", because they're not synonymous.

Much ado over nothing. Move along.

HAHAHAHA oh there is nothing more fragile than a racist white person assuming everyone is out to get them.

She's a mouth-brie-ther

Cheese-us! Whadda u talkin’ about!

$20 for 4 light beers is the real crime here.

Tell me that this is a.. joke.. 😳😳😳

The ignorance is astounding unless this was tongue in cheek, which I doubt.

Ha ha.

What was she afraid of?

It’s a MAGA surcharge, Trump’s tariffs are gonna cause everyone to pay more, so you’re charged extra for being stupid.

I hope she’s kidding. F not she’s definitely MAGA.

lol, dingbat

She is missing this 🧠

Love it!!

Wait....what? Please tell me this woman is not serious......

😂😅🤣

😂

How much are they charging the Swiss? No one ever feels sorry for the Swiss.

They don't mind, they just roll with it.

snicker

You mean will it end for gouda?! 😅🤣

Now I feel racist (and old) for laughing.

And

The tax for those four Mich Ultras was higher and included cognitive impairment, but there's no complaint there.

Four American beers at lunch is a lot? [scoffs in European]

It's humor not hermeneutics.

As a chunky guy, I once got charged as "Extra American". The audacity.

Lololol. Gawd they ARE stupid

I don’t understand this charge. Please clarify.

Just ask for black cheese and you will be OK.

Im not swissbut someone made that assumption about me

Scary how stupid people are

We all get charged whether it's yellow, orange, white, wine, moldy/blue, or peppered 🤣 hard or soft 🤣🤣 Can I get some crackers with my whine? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Only a buck? You got off easy!

Omg, is she really that dumb or is she just pretending to be that dumb?

It's performative, manufactured outrage.

Yes, although with Trump as President elect, some people in America are certainly that dumb.

That's why it's funny

For real, this question is the only thing that should be in our time capsule for this time, and particularly for social media, because it seems we're constantly having to ask ourselves some version of it as we can never tell if people are trying to make a point or actually being that obtuse.

4 ultras and a burger, that’s some meal

It’s the reason why i don’t check white on a survey, i always check other and write in Caucasian

I got a breakfast the other day and got charged for being English.

There's probably some gammon out there that ordered a full English at a B&B and used the 'full english' on his receipt as 'proof the mooslims are racist'

Four American beers at lunch is a lot? [scoffs in European]

4 Mich ultra pints at lunch is quite the move

Why are they all SOOO DUMB???

This is the kind of thinking that happens after downing 4 michelob ultras on your 30 minute lunch break.

The sad thing is that although Vanessa is "joking"...she's really not joking at all! Their entire white racism schtick is just this.

And the responses explain President Trump's voter base.

I actually had a belly laugh on this. It’s hilarious. I buy White American cheese a lot. Some places write white or yellow. I don’t understand why people have issues over such stupid stuff. But I love the laughter because it feels so good to have a huge belly laugh. 🤣😂

I'm stuck on the "4 ultras" with the 1 cheeseburger.

Four American beers at lunch is a lot? [scoffs in European]

Enough for a DUI

Yes, but one could always have a tipple and use public transport or get a taxi.

Was this supposed to be funny? These days are full of hate and misinformation so I didn't laugh one bit.

Blue is expensive.

Lol she doesn’t even know she got white american cheese on her burger.

I'm Swiss, and they constantly charge me for it.

Well “Karen” when you vote for trumpy-dumpy you are the one paying for reality - deserve what you got!!

I’d imagine that they’d likely flip if they were a provolone or a Wensleydale!

Imagine if they did that to a religious cleric, labelling them as a "Stinking Bishop"... 😂

At least the coffee is free.

What an idiot

You should see what they charge the Swiss!

Is it a hole lot more?

I am hoping this is snark or satire or anything other than true. Because, if it’s her true rant, then the burn from her stupid just jumped onto me😢

Lol

4 beers and 1 burger? Pfft, amateur.

Is everyone really being this stupid or is this a joke post? They did not pay for being white, or american, or solo. They PAID $1 FOR WHITE AMERICAN CHEESE 🤦‍♀️ Come on @georgetakei.bsky.social

Should've been charged for stupidity.

Some people want to experience discrimination so badly it’s so ridiculous

Hahaha

😆😆😆

Even if it’s a joke, you know this will join the library of “evidence” of ‘anti-white racism’ that will be reposted repeatedly.

O lord this is hilarious.

"Yellow American"? No way. Your President elect, however, is yellow, quite jaundiced actually.

Black coffee?

Washed it down with 4 Michelob Ultras. Now that’s white American. 🍺🍻🍺

I hope the op wasn’t serious. If so, that’s hilarious. The problem is I could 100% believe that some numb nut doesn’t understand that “white American” refers to cheese…🤦🏼‍♀️

So it’s not an extra $ for a ‘White Americano’? 🙄 How many dumb fucks have you got over there?

At least 77,303,573. Minimum.

It’s to deflect from the drinks

She got charged a dollar extra, your family was sent to an internment camp. It's totally the same 🤔🙄 I know hers was for a type of bap.

Wait, what? There's a type of cheese called white american? Y'all will never be as classy as Europeans, I'm sorry. It's adorable that you try, though.

Funny George 😊

I got charged for being a Monterey Jack. Misgendered AND I don't even live in California!

Sooo cheesy... 🤣😂

Please tell me she knows that that is the cheese in the burger and bait posting?

It’s either bait or she’s just having a rough day and didn’t realize they meant the cheese and this is hopefully a outlier, I somewhat doubt it but I try not to assume the absolute worst right off the bat

I'd like to think that this is another lame "blonde" joke, but when people freak out over "transcendentalism" because they are convinced it has something to do with "transsexual," anything is possible.

I believe the kids call thst "bait" over on that app

Some days it’s hard to tell 🤷‍♀️

At this point in our descent into Idiocracy anything is possible.

She's probably trolling for views and comments! She also got her blue checkmark! Who knows if she monetize her account!🤷‍♂️

People were eating tide pods and drinking bleach. I fear I don't have much hope for Americans rn.

Being a Dane I didn't know about cheese called that...But thank God. I was going to ask if this was true. I'm sorry for being a little slow 🤣

I'm leaning toward "real": 1) the receipt is real 2) it shows that she drank a half gallon of Mickey Ultra

For $20… honestly that’s a steal at a restaurant.

I’m guessing George gets it.

George, I’m sorry that happened to you. And I’m glad that you have taken to using your voice to help others. Thank you so much stay fearless.💙🇺🇸🫶🇺🇦🥰

I hate that you're on X, but I guess someone has to take the hit for all of us

She must be toasted. Maybe someone should butter her up?

Hahaha

With literacy levels this high, no wonder we should get rid of the Department of Education

They don't call it a yellow american in Paris?

Pretty sure this is what they call a "joke" over on that other app, George

I think George was carrying on in the same humorous vein. Or at least I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt

What you get when you don't pay teachers enough.

At least the restaurant is calling it "white american" and not "white american cheese". It's not cheese-it's a product made from chuse.

Edit: from *cheese*, not *chuse*. Phone kept forcing *chuse*. I fixed it twice but missed the last one.

Autocorrect is evil that way. We all understand.

white american on something other than a cheesesteak is weird.