*spat

Told you! Hell has frozen over!

Trump is finally admitting that 'man made climate change is real'.

Even God is doing everything he can to prevent such an event from happening.

With the attendance likely to be lower that last time, and the triumphant walk waving to nobody, Trump could probably hold the inauguration in the bathroom.

or as trumpery and his followers call it, his "coronation"

How will felon trump count crowd size, or will he tell his supporters to stay home out of the cold? It seems only his rich supporters will be granted the heat inside. Guess the rest will be left out in the cold!

Yes, just like he couldn’t go to the D-day remembrance outside Paris because there was a little rain. What a wimp

i hope there's a little memorial plaque that states "here we had to shoot ashli babbit, treasonous fuck, one of way too many" just for the sake of upsetting the assholes who somehow still support this guy none of them deserve half a smile while in there

Is the feces clean up crew on call yet.

The day hell will freeze over!

No, it’s surely the chilly reception and extremely low turnout that drives this.

Dispute over “use of force” guidelines

100% correct

Dan's Cafe for the WIN!

A lot of people who say they refuse vaccinations crowded into the Rotunda while Trump bloviates about windmills, Hannible Lecter, tariffs, owning Greenland, etc.--what could go wrong?

Trump doesn’t like the way the cold makes his nose really red and it freezes the pancake makeup and makes it crusty. I know this is a vanity move.

that's a good one

Right? They don’t even need an invitation.

Which MAGA will perform the ceremonial smearing of feces on the Capitol walls?

Trump will do that himself with every step he takes and it drips down his leg from his full diaper.

Carrie Underwood

Wait, felons can’t hangout together, just sayin!

To compensate for the extremely small crowd they'll have outside....

They are real men!

Oh damn! I was hoping for a dose of pneumonia.

No worries. We have a substitute outside event for people brave enough to face the cold.

🤯🤭 😅🤣😂

Ohhhh I am sure that is the reason.

Who is Vance?

I think it’s the person named after a couch.

Paternity suit?

Yeah where is he? Probably in Springfield eating the cats and dogs.

"Due to dangerously poor optics expected Monday..."

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking it.

Subzero optics lol

😁

Tiny crowd then. Not much space. 😉

Cold weather or trump cost cutting to pocket those billions donated for his inauguration.

I wonder if we pull an insurrection to stop the shit show inauguration. If we hang some of those republicans. Do you think we could get a pardon?

Only if you're prez

This.

lol 😂

OMG. And he wants Canada??

Well, jeez, it IS going to be -4 in DC on Monday.... Uhh, hang on, that's in Canadian Centigrade: FFS, at -4C we're still barbecuing on the back deck in shorts & T-shirts. But we do wear socks with our Birkenstocks when it drops below -1C. I hope the Orange Turd is ready for this "cold"....!

I think he’s just using it as an excuse because his crowd sizes will be small. 🤣🤣

Ha!

Really good point. I thought 'what a woos.' Such a puny excuse for a president. Coward to the core.

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That was my thinking the minute it was announced.

This

Like his pipi! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Agreed

You know that's it.

Cowards. Have they heard of parkas?

He doesn’t want a repeat of the tiny crowds again. Lol

The poor baby will be inside and as long as no I surgents show up he'll be just fine 🙄

This guy missed his calling as a standup comedian.

Somebody make sure they know where the bathrooms are & that they can just enter through the doors this time.

Todays winner. 🤭🤣😢

🤣

Or else …. #fucktrump and the red hat cult.

Except they can't enter through the doors. The Rotunda can't even fit 1/4 of Congress let alone SCOTUS, their family, donors, dignitaries, etc; VIP guest won't even fit in the Visitor Center with 3 theaters holding 500 each. Joe Public will have to watch/poop in Capitol One Arena watching a TV.

He won't need that many!

Joe Public will be watching from OUTSIDE CapOne Center. Dignitaries will fill the 20,000 spaces. His minions won't even get inside. They've already been told that their citizens' tickets to the inauguration are now "commemorative only." www.joemygod.com/2025/01/tick...

Yeh...they acted like animals last time. Hopefully they brought some manners this time.

Bazinga!

There was a high threat warning also 🤔

I looked it up. 7 is -13 Celsius. Where I live in Manitoba we are questioning whether to wear ski pants when we go for a walk when it’s that mild. Either he’s a huge wimp or this is all about how it would look when so few attend.

Windy hair day!!

No, worse than that… it is only going to be -7 Celsius according to Reuters. I mean… I, a fellow Canadian, consider that lovely weather for a brisk winter walk. “Dangerously cold.” 😂

😂 Exactly. My grandsons will be digging out their shorts. Maybe still their puffer jackets, but definitely shorts. He knows the crowds will be small and he can’t deal with that.

He doesn’t want to wind up like Harrison. Which would be awesome.

Nice callback !

Can they do this? I so hope so, w/o penalty, because the joker sure as hell hasn’t defended them!

Obvious it’s both-he’s definitely a huge wimp and the crowds will be absent! I’m sorry to be living here through a repeat (but I’ve no doubt it will be even worse this time) of this humiliating part of US history.

It’s actually supposed to be 22°, same as JFK’s.

Gonna be some pissed off deplorables who spent big bucks on travel & hotel plans, methinks.

And to think, they could have spent that on eggs.

Yes! Easter is coming. Think of the Easter Bunny for goodness sake, don't waste it on a rally!

Especially on an $800 month income.

Think of all the merch they spent money on, too. Flags, hats, banners, etc etc etc.

Considering they'll lose their $800 per month Social Security. Winning! 'Murica!!

Social security is $200 a week? That's insane 🤣

Varies. Depends on how much you were making in the last years before retiring, I think. Also depends on when you take it. If you worked to max age until it stops accruing, you get more. If you take it early, less.

Your payout is based on total contributions over a lifetime. The amount you’re making right before you retire doesn’t affect your payments any more or less than contributions from your entire working life.

Ah, it was explained to me incorrectly, it seems.

I know .. but, what if that is what someone is actually due based on their work, or non-work history? But mostly, it was a sarcastic MAGA comment. After all, I am against MAGA in all of its forms.

Ahh so you mean old age pension? Here in Australia that's just over $500 a week for everyone Unemployment is about $750 a fortnight both with health care card for cheaper scripts, travel and other concessions

For those who have never paid into it. In red states, that will be a bunch of them.

They’re already whining. This OK guy said “We came here to see a once in a lifetime event”. Ummm, Sir. Every four years since the dawn of time 😂

Yeah & unfortunately it’s now twice in a lifetime for #HeWhoMustNotBeNamed. 👹

I just call him the Tangerine Tyrant

I like it! My latest thought to survive 4 yrs is to reply “Who?”

Brilliant!!

Mango Mussolini and Rapey McFelon are my go to… love your name for him. Adding that to my list! 💙🤣

Someone used “Jaundiced Jesus” last week and I stole that right away, lol.

That is the first time I’ve heard that one!! 😂😂

Me too! I was in a bad mood over all this political stuff and it cracked me up. Humor saves the day sometimes!

This site helps me keep my sanity. ( and from crying). Laughter certainly helps change the mood!! Thanks for sharing! 💙

Yes, In 2016 Twitter did that for us. Now it’s ruined. I’m so grateful for bluesky. Enjoy your Saturday. ☺️

🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Ooooooh! I love Rapey McFelon! 🤣

😂😂

Convicted felon

It is a once in a lifetime event Most people don't get to watch democracy dismantled more than once in their lifetime

What a time to be alive. Lucky us. 🥴

Fair

Mark my words, they’ll lie and say it was the most watched inauguration on tv in history.

Of course they will. I did some poking around last night, and apparently ratings are still calculated via Nielsen? Only 42K families, and they extrapolate percentages and apply to rest of country? Yeah. If Muskrat could buy the election, he can buy Daddy some good ratings, too.

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Awww... that's too bad... ::smirks::

He has no qualms leaving them out in the cold. Too bad they haven't figured that out, yet.

They know how to get in.

Damn. Tweet of the day.

George- How many tickets to the inaugural were sold? This might explain the decision to move it indoors.

Rent a crowd

Oh if only they could be so lucky. They're not invited, and they're not happy about traveling to DC only to not be able to "attend."

They should enter through the Ashley Babbitt window, no?

I've been saying this all day since I heard it. He doesn't need to worry, lard takes a little while longer to freeze.

Looks like the Rotunda will be full of shit again.

The MAGAt 🗑will feel right at home if they decorate it again.

Don’t forget the feces!

😂🤣🤣🤣

Yelp

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Due to microscopic crowd size

Maybe his cult will poop in there again for him. Seems like that would be the appropriate decor for a grifting rapist.

Has that ever happened before?

Reagan’s second Inauguration

Of course! Couldn't have any trickling down in that cold!!

🤣🤣🤣

At least it was like -10 with the wind chill that day. 25 is like spring up here 😂

Whoa that’s cold. I live in Canada and I can confirm that that is damn cold

Since nobody will be around to see the flags, let’s just leave them alone

Oh my! 🤭😊

Collins has no idea what dangerous cold conditions are. What a bunch of crap ..

Yup

What man??

Hoping they behave better this time

That is awesome!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All those MAGA claiming to be alpha males but they can’t tolerate a little cold weather 🙄

The article states 25,000 military and law enforcement personnel will be providing security. Says some police not participating object to MPD’s “use of force” policy. A few hundred police declining to participate will not impact the event. Tucker Carlson and Neil Patel founded the Daily Caller

Careful may scare AOC. oh, sorry, wrong building.

Poor wittle babies.

All the billionaires are pussies

now now..We women have pussies & stand in all sorts of inclement weather watching our kids play sports, etc. The birth canal is right next to that pussy. Pussies are strong & capable Pussies know how to properly put on bronzer. 🍊 & Co. are simply POS. ✌🏽 💜

🏋🏻🏋🏻🏋🏻🏋🏻

🍊🍊🤡🐷🐷🐷💩💩💩🖕

Amy Klobuchar spoke to her base IN A SNOWSTORM! #MAGAtsAreSissies

🏋🏻🏋🏻 and the billionaires don’t want to get Cold isn’t that a shame?

He fears everything.

Ha!

He won't be happy at the crowd size.

Well, it will be crowded very fast. Maybe he has seen who is not coming and moved to a tiny venue so it looks more. One thing is for sure, no AI can add crowds indoors.

I’m sure many of you thought the same thing: Hell has officially frozen over!

Pfffffft 🤭😄😄😅

🎼 I'm being followed by a Moonshadow, 🎶 Moonshadow, Moonshadow 🎶 😊 - Cat Stevens 1970-71

It was snowing and blowing and 5 degrees yesterday and I was in my yard playing frisbee with my dog. I'm 65 and female. He must be extra delicate.

Looks like my handsome boy

Oh man...they could be twins.

Probably trying to avoid more snipers

Weird

That is funny and sad at the same time.

Someone leaked about Harrison. And he is a wimp.

Dangerously cold huh?

Dangerously for old man's ass skin in wet diaper

Nah, mushrooms don’t like cold much.

That thing with mushrooms seems to be … something? What is it about the mushrooms? twitter.com/Dexter__Wrig...

I don't dare to ask where he grows mushrooms on his body parts 🫣🤢

Well that's one way to explain the expected low turnout.

💯

Us Canadians sent him a present!

Do you think you Canadians could invade us? Please!

Not now! We might step on sh!t! If invaded were could liberate you guys. Or if you immigrate, I've been finding lots of family! 🤭

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👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

Perfect best comment 👏😄

😹😹😹😹

#MAGAtsAreSissies

1 skeet that sums up MAGA.

This seems somehow appropriate.

🤣

trump and his oligarch besties will be standing inside in the warm Rotunda while all the uneducated MAGAs can stand outside in the cold. I hope they’re happy now 🤨

“Shrinkage…”

According to Stormy, it's already shrunk. lol lol

Bahahaha!

Such an alpha male, wimp.

But the crowds! The record crowds!

All the extra security and Secret Service and National Guard count as crowds 🤭

Will do!

Perfect 👍

Good one 👏👏

Thoroughly perfect.

Yes!!

You're in good company. And for once he'll have a packed room. Guessing he didn't want more pictures of the empty mall.

Leave him outside. He knows nothing about Presidents that sat in the cold and listened to speeches. Biden was outside. What an orange wimp

Hair apparent?

He might lose the rest

AS IF!

ROFL!! 🤣🤣

But DonOld has bigly “masculine energy”. Why is he running scared from a little cold air?

He doesn't have enough covfefe's

You reap what you sow.

Trump refused to honour American soldiers who died in the Western front during WWI in 1918 because it rained in France during the 100th Anniversary Memorial. He didn't want to F up his coiff. Instead, he called those soldiers "losers and suckers."

Wonder why he's so concerned? Cult members were dropping like cooked flies at his rallies and he couldn't have cared less. Must be a security threat.

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Well, whaddya know...there may be a glimmer of hope for this country yet.

Dude's probably worried about ending up like William Henry Harrison.

Or worried crowd size will be too small. Or protesters will make too much noise. Or there was some kind of security threat. I highly doubt the decision was weather related.

I worked in a school district in western Alaska where the policy for canceling outdoor recess was when it reached -40F Tum Walz is right— you need the right clothing!

😂😂

If it was up to the orange molester that building would be a pile of rubble. He should burst into flames on entering.

🔥🔥🔥

Wimps can’t handle the cold

Trump is worried about crowd size 🤷‍♀️ but we should all tune our televisions or streaming Monday to anything but the inauguration Let’s give him low ratings as well as low attendance

No inauguration watching here. I have better things to do like wash a yak or something

You have a yak too? Any housebreaking tips?

One of my kids was in a Second Grade class which was divided by the teacher into four groups, each of which was given a totem animal. His was called the CyberYaks. He's 36 now, but I never really got over that.

This Alberta beatch will be there to beg on her knees for tRump to make a side bar deal with her!

everybody I talk to is doing a media blackout they’re not gonna watch any of it. I think we need to extend that to all the corporate news stations. We need to let them know that their product is not up to par.

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Can we watch it on YouTube?

You couldn’t pay me to watch it. There’s not enough money in the world.

Yep, not enough money and not enough drugs. I'm going to look for a yak to bathe

its not the weather outside he is worried about...

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Omg lol

Awwww … the poor widdle snowflakes

Why are any of the former presidents, First Ladies, or VPs going anyway? 🚫 Their attendance only normalizes an oligarchy versus a democracy. 👉🏼 They should BOYCOTT on account of the weather🧐

Hypothetically, if it were H!tler’s inauguration, would they attend? 💭

But it IS Hitler 2.0.... that's the thing, there's oh he is behaving LIKE Hitler and then there's Trump who is LITERALLY play by playing Mein Kampf in front of us!Someone make a meme of the reichstag fire (02/27/1933) but w the burning Hollywood sign in the back & a smug Pic of 🤏🏻D saying I did that

The Hollywood sign is representing all of America tho, because he set it all on fire last time and Biden couldn't stamp it all out

Very likely yes! We’re basically in Germany 1933 right now. It’ll be interesting (or horrifying) to see how the rest goes. They normalized hitler in the beginning then they venerated him until they didn’t but by then it was way too late.

Our brave First Lady Michelle Obama refused to comply. #ThanksMichelle

Yes indeed she is not a phoney kiss ass!

💯💯💯

She is the only one who doesn’t bow to the convention he wouldn’t extend to Biden. The others should just be no shows. That would be rich

Oh man, what if they said yeah we will be there but then no one shows up & later pics of a BBQ at Joe & Jill's shows up w/ all the no shows lol.... That would be delicious

I think Michelle Obama has some real fire in her. Best not to stoke the flames by putting herself in a situation that would test the limits of decorum.

❌January 6th, 2021. That’s why none of them should go.❌ For some Americans, this date we will #NeverForget

I agree. A unified snub would say so very much.

Absolutely!!

Oh but it would be so cool if she punched him in the face, or tripped him or put something on his chair. Dreams!

I like the way you think.

Why why why why do "we" insist on repeating the same fkn pattern of events? What is this obsession with hate, oppression, greed, and lack of accountability

I believe it’s a learned behavior passed down from generation to generation. Hate has existed from the beginning of time. I think now it’s spreading faster than ever before because of the Internet and mega media. I love the internet it has many good uses. But unfortunately many bad uses as well.

Yeah, there will always be those who pervert a good thing. Like Christianity did to paganism.... We really need to unlearn so much "shit"

100% and I'd livestream my day! Drag attention away from DC and invite ppl to watch me walk the dog, chat with neighbour's, pick up the mail, see my hobbies or simply watch the loving way in which I live....

Because they are weak

Obeying in advance. 🤮

Lost sll street cred

It's my understanding that Bill Clinton, Barrack Obama, George Bush and their spouses are not attending.

I read they were not attending the lunch affair after inauguration… 💭 Can anyone please confirm?

The former presidents are not going

Just boycott, don’t make it about weather. Make sure people know, just like Michelle did, exactly what it’s about. I wish Kamala especially would not go. She probably will though…. If Joe goes, Kamala will go. And I doubt Joe would boycott.

Trump and his sycophants found the weakness in democracy that Socrates warned us all about (the vulnerability of an ill-informed mob to lies and guile from the powerful). Now we're burdened with preserving an abstract and keeping it real: the promise of what America could be for a brighter future...

Dangerously cold…nope…it’s just hell freezing over.

It should still be held outside. The weather matches his cold heart.

He couldn't even walk in the rain to memorialize American Troops.. other Nations Leaders did..

What heart exists in his chest?

He has a heart?

I should have wrote his cold dead heart.

I really think he changed venues because his orange facial foundation would probably crack in below freezing temperatures!

Never thought of that ! Wouldn't that be a hoot to see, played over and over and over !

Aaarghh!

😆😆😆

That's funny as hell.

"Dangerously cold" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 What a bunch of fucking softy... We know its because no ones gonna be there and hotels are empty 😂😂

You wouldn't think snowflakes would be that worried about the cold.

This MAGA movement is the embodiment of Irony 😂

Who's the snowflakes now ...

Who are the snowflakes now.

They had to spray the Bible with a flame resistant material for when he put his hand on it ...

Trump knows how bad the turn out would be even on a sunny summer day so he's moved his inauguration indoors to avoid the embarrassment... 🤪🙄😂😜🤣 Let's give the convicted felon what he dreads the most, the worst inauguration tv ratings in history! #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock

Let’s all watch The Hallmark Channel!

But I have to watch the Ohio State Notre Dame debacle!!!!! go Irish!

I’m not watching this orange turd lie and rant for a single second. I’m thinking I will find a funeral I can attend

I’m in Alaska. I’m not even out of bed at noon Eastern time.

Oh, I plan not to turn it on.

Earl Gray!

maybe this time someone can show the unwashed troglodytes where to find toilets and soap

Now, for the next four years, we will be repeatedly told of the thousands and thousands of people who wanted to get in, but were turned away....

Might be a great excuse for Obama and Clinton and Bush to decline attending. Oh, gee, so sorry, would've loved to come, there was just not enough room.

Well, only the billionaires & Chinese get to be up on the platform with him.

..by the EVIL DEMOCRATS!!!

Now we can firmly establish how little his inaugural crowd is. You know it's because he's worried the crowd will be even smaller this time around than last.

They'll lock them all in there so people can't leave early like they'll want to. The speech will be longer and more tedious than any he's ever given. Then they all get to hang out with him for lunch.

BINGO

Absolutely!

I wonder how many travel plans are being cancelled because of the cold.

Probably not too many.

He'll claim there were 450 million outside the Capitol, and 12.5 billion watching on TV.

Let him. That's just what he does and there's no stopping him.

And no one believes him anymore, including some maga.

That also means he knows all the votes he got weren’t legitimate. 🤔

I wish it were so. Unfortunately, I think MAGAts are just that stupid!

I'm thinking because it will be harder for someone to target him and his ilk.

Also any wind and DonOLD would have a really bad hair day. Can’t let the jackass maga crowd see the extent of the comb over.

Ha! Harder target, same thought.

Omg that was my first thought as well. His ego can't take it when he looks out and sees such a small small small crowd 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You know it!

👏👏👏😢

Gag me!

Trump wants to be closer to the WH toilets for when he shits himself, taking the Oath.

I doubt he can walk very far.

😟 … #fucktrump and the red hat cult. 🇩🇰🇬🇱🇨🇦🇵🇦🇲🇽

PETA would complain about the harsh conditions for his ferret hair. Must be that low masculine energy Zuckerberg hates. Or a frozen diaper.

Hopefully, they don't break our steal anything this time.

No kidding. Scene of the crime “ vibe”

Melania destroyed Jackie’s rose garden last time. Apparently, she won’t be living there this time so we only have to worry about the convicted felon. He’ll probably sell everything off to the highest bidder.

Those roses would have never been touched had I been a staffer....Melania would have found her plate too busy with this or this or this to destroy Mrs. Kennedys gorgeous rose garden, representing her love for John.. Oh, now I see why she destroyed it....

I was heartbroken and shocked when she did that. She had no right to erase a beloved piece of the past.

Well the difference between Jackie-O and Malaria is that Jackie was an intelligent, accomplished lady. Malaria is a female of negotiable virtue who married her richest john.

Hence the jealousy...

Class vs. trash.

That was evil. The iconic rose garden. The colors used in the Oval. And ya sneak his signature on everything.

That’s already been done.

🥵😡

The MAGA people who traveled to Washington to view the inauguration will have to view it on a screen. They are disappointed but the king has no use for them any longer. It’s fafo time

Someone said they know how to get into buildings... so there's that....

Will they be watching on a screen outdoors? 🤡

Translated: Didn’t sell all the tickets and Sean Spicer not available this time?

😂😂🤣👏🏻

Hm...wonder if the orange turd will have his flunkies smear their sh*t all over the walls to commemorate this farce.

Fucking laughable

Imagine melanier standing in the cold in her heels and a designer coat not meant for cold.

@sanders.senate.gov Senator, I guess the concert outside on the Capitol steps will be just for people that matter. I’ll bring the drum.

💙 BERNIE 💙

Love this!!! 😆

🤣🤣

I love this

Sign at his Inauguration: “CONFERENCE ROOM A: Goldman Bris CONFERENCE ROOM B: Mary Kay Sales Conference CONFERENCE ROOM C: Trump Inauguration CONFERENCE ROOM D: AA Meeting”

Funny

CONFERENCE ROOM E: Definitely not the KKK rally

🤣

Couldn’t find thermal underwear big enough for him, eh?

I think Trump has grabbed so many pu$$ies that he now identifies as one😆

See Betty White on this topic, please.

I agree with her but a man doesn't like being called a one lol

The Capitol bathroom would be a better venue. The really bad part is that they will get sworn in.

When Hegseth shows up drunk and passes out, it’ll be easier to shove him in a broom closet of the ceremony is inside.

Rotunda is another name for your arse. What happens if you put two arseholes in an arse?

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Florida Dough Boy can’t handle the cold. Tragic.

🤣🤣

So the guys who want to invade Canada are moving their party indoors because of "the cold"?

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Hosers

Than you

Ironic!

Hahahahaha!!! The irony!😂😂😂😂🍊💩🤡

#MAGAtsAreSissies

@steve1970peng.bsky.social is gonna love that.

Bingo

They want Greenland, too. 🤣🤣🤣What wimps.

They say dangerously cold and it will be -5°C... that's shirt weather here in Canada.

I would drive my convertible at +5°F if the sun was out!

No shit right?

✔️

Have a private ceremony in FL and leave us out of it.

Exactly! He could have a small ceremony for just family and friends - you know - his cabinet.

Better yet, have no ceremony at all.

Even more disrespectful.

It really will serve the purpose of making his small crowd look bigger.

High of 24 degrees. Pussies.

Kennedy did it in 22 degrees with no jacket. 😆

Hahahahaha

So soft. Just the softest.

The crowd is going to be tiny. Miniscule. Infinitesimal.

Hey, I want to know how to stay in shape.

Yes, this, exactly. Also for all his bluster TFG is the most tremendous wuss of all time - perhaps in the history of the world.

It's the bone spurs ...

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I was wondering if they are afraid of another assassination attempt. But it could also be Trump being scared that his diapers might freeze.

Can’t have the cameras capturing the only “hundreds” of people showing up. Maybe they could all fit in the Rotunda. 😏

He has mister "I have AI in my hands" on his side. Sure that might be a reason. But I'll go with "frozen diaper on old man's ass"

Good one.

"Another" ???? lol

Don't you Americans have all the snipers?

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Do you mean the staged assassination attempts? 😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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how many events has Trump done outside since the last attempt I’m just curious I have no idea.

Not enough ;-)

👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

“Assassination attempt”

Yeah, you know what I mean. I am still wondering, why nobody really tried.

Funny how Trump doesn’t mention it anymore…just like Eric…it has served its’ purpose.

It was reported that there was a real high security concern. So, back to the scene of the 2020 crime spree they go!

You mean 2021? Or I don't understand the context.

😩BlueSky needs a way to make corrections…you are correct 2021!

Naww, there are other things that need to be fixed sooner.

There will be plenty more of those over the next 4 years.

But then he has the US in shatters.

We'll deal with that problem if it arises. Right now, I just want justice.

LOL He is a convicted felon. Nothing happened to him. What justice?

Him going back to Hell would be justice enough for me.

Make him cry out loud like a baby that is hungry and in pain.

But it must hurt.

OMG that is so funny! (Frozen diapers! 🤣) Agreed.

But don't think about who and how they will help him out of these 😯🫣

Exactly.

I am thinking about his hair. It’s going to be windy! 😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A place small enough to contain his small crowd size, as if we don't all see through president elect's smallish thought excuses.

Thank Goodness for some levity.

you say that and I remember the scene where the tea cup rattles and crashes to the floor on the bridge of your ship.

Won't be the first time there has been swearing in the rotunda...

Ronald Reagan was too. youtu.be/is2ITtEGN-E?...

Wasted good tea!? I was hoping for a William Henry Harrison inauguration.

But, but ... what about the biggliest crowds?

OMG LOL

Trump's a "Macho, Macho Man, YEAH!"

Cold. Low attendance. Probably needs to be close to the restroom.

I was wondering if they are afraid of another assassination attempt. But it could also be Trump being scared that his diapers might freeze.

Or that everyone could see the steam coming off of a dirty diaper in the cold!

But think about his diaper being frozen on his 🤢

Oooofff. 🤮

😅🤣 Phahahahahaha, thanks. I needed a laugh.

Being afraid of another attempt would be valid, IF there had actually been an attempt.

Hear! Hear!!

Too funny, though. 🤣

Such a pussy. Doesn't want to risk another side-by-side with a pic of the Obama crowd. You can bet we'll have every TV in our house on and tuned to something (anything) else.

I’m not even turning my television on that day. Maybe if enough didn’t mainstream tv would understand the power of the people.

Thank heavens ESPN is carrying the football game.

www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

I’m not watching tv that day except maybe to stream.

No tv and continuing my ban on mainstream media. I would rather have my nails pulled off one by one than watch that ridiculous freak show!

I’m watching MLK specials and celebrations.

If and Who is airing MLK events? I would tune in for that.💙

Check PBS and National Geographic channels. If not please turn on a channel t lower the ratings for the inauguration

I’m enjoying a fascinatin’ piece on Nat Geo called “Drain the Oceans” … part of a series showing what the landscape is without water. youtu.be/QYyJaItITx8?...

What a bunch of wimps!

Dangerously cold? Kids in Montana don’t get indoor recess unless it’s below 0.

I went to grade school in Butte, 1960. Girls were forced to wear dresses, no exceptions for weather. Perhaps our new masters will bring back traditional, punitive dress codes.

Butte, America! You probably saw a Montana legislator tried to ban yoga pants a while back.

The MT MAGA jerks voted today to make two non-conforming State Reps. hold it for two years. www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...

Whaa, whaa. Whiners

Also he can say 100 trillion people were there and there is no outside photo to compare it with

@kaitlincollins.bsky.social sane washing trump again. This weather is not one bit worse than it has been for many other presidents. Actually, some inaugurations have seen even colder weather than this year. You & CNN are guilty of Disgraceful dereliction of journalism. Stop helping trump lie.

All hypocrites @cnn.com That means you @kaitlincollins.bsky.social Sane washing this ridiculous inauguration by saying it’s the weather that’s bringing this freak show indoors when everyone knows it’s because trump doesn’t want to expose how unpopular he is by the low numbers in attendance. LIES!

Rattle Mark Burnett's chains.

Where to begin?

Aww tough guys can’t take the cold 😂

What a wuss. It's gonna be 23 and sunny.

What a wuss!

I was at Obama's inauguration, it was so freezing cold, and one of the most wonderful days of my life

That was worth standing out in the cold. It was a heady moment in our collective history. (IMHO) I really liked it when our President actually WAS the smartest guy in the room.

Same. Lots of layers of clothing, but it was a wonderful day.

www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

What the fuck bunch of nonsense is this? This is the kind of garbage they're hearing in the Trump "news" bubble? No wonder we're screwed.

I wasn't there, but I wish I could go back to those days!

Same. I remember it was 7⁰. Had a blast. It was called LFD.. "Layering for Democracy". 🇱🇷

That's what I was thinking. I've never been so cold in my life. That day was definitely a political highlight.

Same. Jan 2009. Freezing cold but wonderful time

JFK was sworn in outside when it was even colder, was at 22 degrees…and didn’t even wear an overcoat. 💪

Reagan’s second inauguration was cold. “As the weather outside was harsh, with daytime temperatures of 7 °F (−14 °C) and wind chills of −25 °F (−32 °C).” en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_...

#TrumpIsASnowflake

A snowflake, who is terrified of other snowflakes.

Good way to avoid crowd size comparisons 🤷🏼‍♀️

Exactly what I thought

He wants to be away from roof tops and a clear line. Smart.

I was wondering if they are afraid of another assassination attempt. But it could also be Trump being scared that his diapers might freeze.

What are they scared of?

Snowflakes, pretty much.

W-E-A-K! Trump’s gone soft 😝

JFK and Obama had equally cold or blizzard conditions and were outside; JFK without an overcoat. WHAT a WIMP.

Not very Alfa-male of him.

Trump is an alfalfa male Unappealing, and only really wanted by a niche crowd

Trump and his entourage are the weakest men imaginable, that's why so many equally insecure people have joined their cult and love them without question. He makes them feel good and important - no matter how much he actually loathes them.

Chee Hoo on that one Sistah💙🐬🌊🐳🌴

Hes a man baby along with pansyman vance and toddlertantrum musk

Weak elderly man.

The pathetic, weak, and demented is already showing that he has no stamina for anything, let alone the job. He knows that the crowd will be small.

The crowd will be small and in actuality he lost the election.

P*u*sy

He's a weak elderly man.

He's more than a wimp, he's a coward and he's aware the crowd won't be as much as he wants and his ego will be hurt, it's not about the weather it's about his narcissistic b***S**

It was 28° at Obama's and my then 70 yr old Mom and I stood there for hours to enjoy the moment with a lot older people! What a WIMP!

As well as thousands of people who loved him and didn't care it was cold ❄️..

no one is going to show up for djt. that is the real reason they moved it inside with limited capacity.

His trinket sales will suffer also!

Darn! I was looking forward to seeing those big crowds

Brilliant 💥🤣