I see the Democratic weather machine is doing great work again, forcing that inauguration inside. Well done, climate controllers.
I see the Democratic weather machine is doing great work again, forcing that inauguration inside. Well done, climate controllers.
We’re all Jewish and value the work that we do. You’re welcome.
So mischief managed? Good to know. As the marauders maps whisps away and disappears from sight.
Or DJT doesn't want the wind blowing through his hair transplant. #Trumphasmicropenis
In front of a very small crowd
I suspect the real reason they're bunkering indoors and closing to the public is because they can't defend the ever-popular Pumpkin against all the threats that you'd get being outside.
Yeah that's a good job that they did George but they really need to fine tune it so we can actually use it as a weapon instead of an annoyance. If we can get the weather machine to work correctly and kill these bastards then we won't have to worry about it anymore and we can take them out quick
I think it was Newsom! Yay!
Married to a federal employee of the National Weather Service who is doing his darndest for the cause!!😁👍 And says if he’d known about the space lasers that are apparently so available he’d have targeted Mar a Lago loooonggg ago!
Do you see how The Reflecting Pool is frozen solid? Yeah, we marched right by that today in freezing rain... like some warriors. FOTUS is a little beeecchhh. #PeoplesMarch #womansMarch #PeoplesMarchDC
Yes!! I was there with my 13 year old daughter and we marched 2 miles in 35 degree weather with some rain. What a loser DJT is!
Thank you for showing up and teaching your daughter to stand up! 💙
I’m so proud of all you lady warriors!!!! Not whimps like MAGAts!!!
Thank you!!!!
Please don’t disrespect Dr Martin Luther King’s day by coupling an actual saint with that of the antichrist
Please don't disrespect or discourage artists who express how preposterous things are rn throught their work. I think that the contrast is the point of the work, not disrespecting Dr. King. We are celebrating Dr. King's legacy 1/20 rather than the innaugeration of that demon.
Thanks for understanding! No disrespect was intended…
Sorry I jumped you. I’m easily irritated today for some reason
We all are. Try to find something joyful and don't let today get you down. Sending hugs.
Great job, ladies. Thank you for doing what I wish I could have.
It brought tears to my eyes to see this crowd today!
Did they freeze???
I wish I could have been with them! Thanks for posting!
Wish I could have been there.
Yes ! Snow? Ice? Phfffft! We aren’t sissies! Thank you for protesting!
Those Jewish space lasers are certainly versatile.
Sorry, they got nothin’ on my agnostic kitty. Still working on aim, though.
Just wait until the Jewish space laser operator finds out the coordinates of the building.
I would love to know if the hotels sold out or not.
Last I saw, were at 70%. opposed to 90% .
Due to the great cold weather, the wimp will have his tiny inauguration indoors. I hope the fire marshal stands strong with occupancy codes. With tRump who is draining the cesspool of unqualified people to fill his cabinet. This is where he should be for the next 4 years. Comes with security fence!
You're driving Marge crazy,(ier).
They were saving up their weather tokens for ages to afford it
Right!!! I think we got it down
Space lasers unite.
Seeding the clouds again!
Just like we'd planned.
Not enough paying customers, so inside he goes. And those who actually bought tickets are being denied a refund and told to treat them as 'commemorative souvenirs'. Just Trump being Trump.
"Grifter in chief", this is what you ticket holders voted for!🍊💩
Grifter and cheat
My new motto is “You voted for the billionaires, you stupid a$$holes!”
Tickets to the Swearing In Ceremony and Inaugural Parade were distributed by Congressional Representatives at little to no cost, depending on the state. So, many of them got them for free.
Watch when they get piss at him for leaving them in the cold.🤯
So predictable. MAGAts never learn. "Thank you sir, I will buy another!"
I was thinking the same thing. Not enough attendance to be outside. Lol
Reminds me of his rally in Palm Springs. When he bussed everyone to the rally, but didn’t bus them back to their cars. And people still voted for him. 😵😵💫
I don’t even think of this. Not even the “paying customer” part. He just wants an excuse for his meager crowd.
Are you serious? Serves them right 😂
You can’t make this stuff up. Trump is in it for the money and to stay out of prison, which worked out very well for him with the help from Putin and musk. Trump was crowned king and the American people once again are screwed.
Trump is a total con man. He thinks he can make a buck off something he wants to do it. Let’s face it. No one‘s buying a ticket when it’s -4°. I think someone’s trying to tell Trump something? Retunda can only hold a few hundred people, but I’m sure he’ll have it Photoshop
I can’t believe that you actually have to buy tickets for this.
Thank you, George. We 'aim' to please. 🙏
Well said George !!
It was colder for Obama’s inauguration but he didn’t move it inside because he wasn’t a supreme wimp. Who knew Donald was so fragile?!
I knew
A 78 year old papaw with a history of past covid infections? Yes, he's frail. Let's hope Next in Line Vance is too.
I think Trump doesn’t want his voters in the same room with him… He doesn’t need them anymore
🤣😂🤧❄️🌨️😂🤣
Why they hate Michigan tho? -5 Fº on Monday here. /s
LOL. Always knew we had the power
Grifters gotta grift!
Will the Jewish Space Lasers hit the Rotunda?
🤭
Yes! And now that we have successfully seeded the clouds, we can warm up the space lasers. Then we'll rake up the debris.
Hahaha
Least we all forget, it was done with the help of Jewish Space Lasers.
Dark Brandon’s last gift!!! 🤣🤣🤪
Good, A least the Sewers Lines won’t be Clogged with such amount of human trash around.-
😂
🤣
Great metaphor. The regular people who bought tickets are left out in the cold while the VIPs are invited inside.
I wonder if which democrat Marge will blame this on
Luck for us only Marjorie can see through to what we really do
He doesn't care about the weather forecast, he is worried about the ATTENDANCE FORECAST. He doesn't want shots of the small crowd
Bingo!!!! 🎯🎯🎯🎯
🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
Just like his small hands and....😏
He also doesn't want shots FROM the small crowd. He has lots of former supporters who are somewhat less than gruntled at his actions and statements since the election, and he is TERRIFIED of them.
I wonder who's going to be his Sean Spicer?
Caroline Levitt. She talked nice about him on air. That is the only qualifications he looks for in a staff member..
Hope they can dance
Loomer thought it was going to be her, but she totally debased herself and ended up holding the bag. So to speak.
*Welcome to the Rotunda, everybody. I guess you already know your way around."
Nah, It's Canada who controls the weather.
Ah, so that’s why he wants to annex them??😳
We shot shit up into the clouds, just like Marjorie suggested we do to get CA rain.
we rule!
his crowds were too small
Lmao 😂 i bet Margorie is losing her shit right now, screaming at everyone, "i told you!! I told you it was space lasers" People respond with -You said jewish space lasers.. "Ya but controlled by the Democrats!"
Bevakasha! “בְּבַקָּשָׁה”
maga prayed lord trump wouldn't be humiliated by his tiny crowd size. Problem solved 🙄😒
a blizzard would be better.
Lol
He shouldn't have complained about the flags at half staff. God don't like ugly.
At least MAGAs know how to get into the building!
Now if only they can create a tornado inside to sweep all their corrupt ass out to sea
🤭
Too funny.
Only because the felon is a whimpy SOB
Just Canada sending a polar vortex as a test. Trump failed. He can’t handle a bit of cold!!
Minus 5 Celsius?!? That’s T-shirt weather in Canada. 😂
🤣😂
Thank the witches who work closely with Mother Nature 🖤 You’re very welcome.
😂
🤣😂
Bring on the space lasers!
😂🤣😂🤣
Yeah, we can put our stuff to good use!
I think it was more like the Chump ego machine wouldn’t let him see a smaller crowd than he had in 2017.
Excellent! Just like walruses are insulated from the Arctic cold, shouldn’t the orange blob, with all of his insulation be ok too ? Just asking
Mr. Wagyu is insulted enough! But he is a snowflake.
Who is Wagyu?
trump. Wagyu stakes from Japan are delicately, but intensely marbled with fat.
Oh, ffs I meant *insulated* enough! Didn’t even notice.😡
Eat one, and your heart will look like that steak, marbled with fat and atherosclerosis Flat line EKG. Pass the ketchup
😂😂😂
Vegetarian - do not eat meat. Bad for you
At least his fat ass is. Diapers make good insulation.
Wait until you see the flood we have planned😜
😂😂😂
It's all Hillary Clinton. She did this by herself. Madam Goddess.
Yes, democrats ordered from the weather menu for delivery on Monday.
Or in front of the protesters gathering on the lawn
ah yes, The Democratic weather machine, I think i used to have a toy of that thing.
Haha!
"Climate controllers" 🤣😂🤣💀
You’re welcome. And all from the comfort of my own couch.
Well, Monday starts Hell on earth, and Donald Trump can only win an election when Hell freezes over, so... xD
🤣🤣
I would rather the forecast say clear and sunny and then hit them with a tornado. Most of them belong in OZ anyway.
Australia doesn't want him either. Soz not soz.
Oz as in the Wizard of Oz. Can you see the orange molester as a munchkin?
Yeah, just erring on the side of screaming repulsion, to be safe.
I think he's more Umpa Lumpa.
I was prepared to seed the clouds but apparently not needed
California says, Yes Please!
The rapist/felon couldn’t get that dead ferret on top of its bald ass head wet or snowed on…
You’re welcome
We have to give credit to all the gays who learned to harness their hurricane summoning abilities.
Now get those Space Lasers primed and ready!
We actually had help from the Space Laser5.
Trump is a lot older though.
But he’s a man and needs to stop whining.
I’ve known better women than him all of my life.
Who cares? He claims he is super healthy. Let’s see it!
And still a wimp
I think that's why they mention Robert Frost (a good deal older)
Then he is too old to hold office.
Old, Cold, Frozen. Just excuses regarding the #PO💩🤡TRUMP *Truly, I was looking forward to hearing his Little Feets FROZE 🥶😘
Too old and unfit to be President. If you can’t handle Inauguration Day you are too old for the job.
More worried about the “ crowd size”and keeping his billionaires warm than his base. What suckers.
Obama will always have the larger crowd… thanks Mother Nature ❄️🥶
🎯🎯🎯👌💙
That comment deserves a follow.
I am the same age as him and walk every day here in the snow in Canadian winters
Yeah, but his crowd was pathetic on his first inauguration is a much better weather, so this time he want at least some excuse why there was so few in attendance. 😂😂😂
*in* a much better weather.. 🙄
Global warming is exponential We are not so used to cold now
He can fk off
The only "MAGIC" with weather I'll believe in is if the COLD WIND blows Trump hair piece into the street, and diligent MAGA followers try to stare it down before heading to the sidewalk.
Since the inauguration is funded by tax payer dollars, all those one million dollar "donations to the inaugural fund" go straight to trump's pocket, there is no oversight. Invited constituents will no longer be attending.. That equals more money in that pig's wallet.
Gotta kiss the ring of the mob boss and he does whatever he wants! Constituents shminstituents, yahtzees in control now suckas🖕fascism
Felon Trump is better at fleecing than a sheep shearer on piecework.
I just want to see all those many man walking in the Inaugural Parade 🥶😨😰😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥶🥶
It took the weather machine, with an assist from Jewish Space Lasers, but we did it! 😉🤫
I heard one of their engineers showed us how to use our space lasers to divert the polar vortex to DC on Inauguration Day. 🤣
😂
It's just a diversion, so no one will see the pathetically small crowds.
This! They saw how many empty hotel rooms are in the area and started to panic
🤣That's a good one George!!! Kudos!!
Trump moved inside because of crowd size envy.
Kamala would’ve had hers outside, without a coat!
And Walz, being from MN where it’s supposed to be -35F windchill today, would have happily joined her.
Walz would be in shorts, like a boss.
Of course he would be! Idk any Midwesternier that doesn't shovel snow in shorts. I've been doing this for years. Lol.
Yeah, it's been in the 30s in IL this week. I need to break out the tank tops.
If the sun is out and wears a light jacket, I'm that girl. Lol.
And New Englanders, as well.
And Bernie would have worn bigger mittens 🌨️🧤🧣🧶
Yeah, we do that so well.
👍🏼😂😂
That’s bs.. everyone know Canada opened another faucet.
No probs.
Canadians like ne want to see maralogo, the whitehouse, and now thw rotunda become the next Blasted Heaths. Our anger and contempt at trump and his tarrifist mob has reached lovecraftian levels. #scortchedearth #boycottusa #cdnpoli #mexicorules
It is actually the gay climate controllers
We Canadians have performed a great service by bringing our cold air to Washington DC to combat Trump's hot air.
Send some more down and add some serious snow. It would be appreciated by many here in the former U.S., soon to be the Divided states of Trump.
It has to be warm to snow, and if we could send both frigidity and a once in a hundred year blizzar simultaneously we would love to help out.
Pretty sure it doesn't have to be warm to snow😉
No, but you need warm, moist air to make snow. There's plenty of that in the Gulf of Mexico. When the warm air meets the cold air, it's gonna snow on all those lovely red gulf states.
yeah but, your cold air will push his hot air upwards, giving him prominence 🙃
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Thank you Canada!
Being Canadian, as well, I have to wonder what they consider”dangerously cold”?
When the grass is a bit crunchy early in the morning😜
😆
Once again I say, Thank you, Canada!! 😀
Thank you Canadian brothers and sisters. We are truly sorry 😞 that you may be living over a meth lab again for the next 4 yrs if he leaves the White House then
Thank you. 😎
Forever grateful!
Canada always comes through.
Thank you ! 👍
Thank you Canada. We love you and always have.
Thank you for that 😊
Maybe send some intense snow storms too for Monday!
Just keep pushing that snow button for about the next four years😂
No. We wanted it outside. So they could freeze their stupid asses
Cheap thrills. I’ll take every one I can get in this upside down universe.
Shhhhh!!!! You’re blowing our cover!
Those are some amazing space lasers
My wife gave me her time allotment on the space laser this week and i decided to have some fun You’re welcome!
Are you Jewish? Because she says it’s only works for Jews!
The wife is Once you log on with her thumb print i can do whatever i want
😂 Have fun!
Props @godpod.bsky.social
And left the cultists in the snow...
Perhaps they know their crowd size is going to be a historic low and they want to blame the weather.
Trump is scared to death of small turnouts. 😅
Yeah that's for sure, he forgot those boys know how to get in it may get crowded there 🤪 they come in to thank him for leaving them alone in the cold.
I bet you have 1000 pictures of trump on your phone for moments like this. Embarrassing
I see some sludge from Twitter (X) bubbled up to the surface.
The fact that some republican will try and use this message as proof is so funny and sad
Very fitting to be inside out of the light of day, after all it's where all back room deals are made.
I feel so powerful!
They lost the ability to rig elections… while in power… but they learned to control weather. 🤦♂️ it’s like MAGA is stupid or something.
I really think it’s just a good excuse not to have to face a small crowd, and other things get small when it’s cold. Overall, I think he’s just small.
Toadstool crowds! i'm going to bed.
🤣😆💙
These days, humor definitely helps.
Proves global warming is a hoax! 😆
Come on George we all know it's hell freezing over
Dates that will live in infamy: 04/12/1861, 12/07/1941, 11/22/1963, 09/11/2001, 01/06/2021, 01/20/2025
(struggles to read dates back-to-front)
April 12, 1860 / December 7, 1941 / November 22, 1963 / September 11, 2001 / January 6, 2021 / January 20, 2025
Yeah MTG must be bouncing off the walls...
Lol
I think it’s a shame, because would have loved him to have lost his shit after another pathetic turn out
We turned a big fan on and are blowing our cold air down to Washington. You're welcome 🍁 😉 🇨🇦
Thank you, Canada! 😉
Thank you! Love your country🇨🇦 Stay strong and dont put up with any of 🍊🤡💩.
Add some Moose poop please.
Eeeewwww! Lol The s**t winds blowing in from the north 🌬️ 💩 get ready for a s**t storm!
I can help there! We have several piles around our saskatoon bushes I can donate to the cause.
Some fish guts for color would be nice. Thank you!
🤢🤣
Just like you closed the big spigot….
😂
Thank you Canada!! We, the normal and decent Americans thank you!
AMEN!
The Adderall-filled-Twinkie is weak and childish. WE ALL KNOW this is about his fear of crowd shrinkage. The OTHER shrinkage is already well documented.
Pricks shrivel up in the cold so he would be left with nothing in his pants
Yes!!!! You made me laugh! Thanks!!! 😂
...or suit.
Oh, I think there would be something in his pants. Baby needs changing!
Too funny
There is the 💩
Now if we could get it to send a Cat-10 hurricane to Moscow-a-lago when the orange terrorist is there 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
Get out a Sharpie…
Bahahahaha!
I have prayed to the hurricane gods for this for several seasons now. Maybe a wildfire would be just as good?
Exactly
Melon felon 🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
All his American voters in one place...
He doesn’t want MAGA in the room with him… He doesn’t need them anymore
#MelonFelon! 🤣🤣🤣
It’d hurt his wittle ego
Melon felon has me 💀!
Sadly, the space laser will now be ineffective
Other Presidents had cold days when they were sworn in and only Reagan chose to move indoors. I am sure predicted crowd size and optics had a lot to do with that decision.
They've got a bunch of Jewish Space Lasers lined up for Monday, too.
Aw George don't spread that rumor. The National Weather Service will get calls all week. People are still asking them about radars controlling the weather.
MTG is livid now.
Good
FWIW: triangulations.wordpress.com/2010/02/03/t...
Democrats are such geniuses that they can control weather but such morons that they can’t control election results. A pretzel is less twisted than this logic.
Great Catch!!👏👏👏👏👏🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸🙏
I had assumed it was moved inside due to low expectations on turnout
Sgt At Arms McFarland tells Congress: ‘ I recommend that your offices tell constituents that their tickets will be commemorative.’ In other words, be grateful that u have a souvenir of this great event.’ MAGA is demanding refunds for their hotel/travel costs too! LOL Cry harder!
I wouldn’t reimburse them 😅
a real alpha male wouldn't be concerned about a little cold weather
the man who wants Greenland and Canada to be part of the United States, says it's too cold. with the wind, it will be -45 here in North Dakota on Monday.
Oh please don’t give mtg another reason to rant…Dems controlling the weather again…I can just hear it. Honestly them maggots are already stone cold frozen so I don’t see where it would hurt any of them…they’re just showing their weakness and lack of resiliency…
Must have been really annoying to drive those big-ass pickup trucks from East Bugtussle, Arkansas, to DC and then find out Trump fleeced them (again) before even getting into office. First of many such events…
Tall about snowflakes, right? I love watching MTG go on rants. I'm always amazed at how stupid she is. 💙
Right. Just when you think she’s said it all she pulls some new shat out of her mouth…
SHAT!! I love it! I'm on the fence though ... MTG or Nancy Mace 🤔 They both so dumb
True true!!
Nancy hurts herself anytime someone greets her. MTG disgraces a beloved card game with her initials, especially since Greene divorced her a while back.
True. Stupid on different levels…kinda like a dumb and dumber redux.
I am so happy that my taxes are going to this machine cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Weather...
That should be Climate Controllers, with capitalization. As in an actual Resistance agency. But don't tell MAGA! 😏
THE REPUBLICANS CAN NEVER KNOW OF OUR SECRET TECHNOLOGY
Its those naked witches dancing in the woods that brought it on😬
In this cold?😳 Thank you for your sacrifice, witches!
🤣🤣🤣Even Mother Nature want to stop it !!!
... A freak 4-hour thunderstorm would be cool.
IDK.... It would have done my heart good to see him standing in a really bad blizzard.
Had hoped he would follow the example of that late, great President William Henry Harrison who thought overcoats were for sissies.
Little baby man can't tolerate even the slightest discomfort.
It's supposed to be windy. Can't have the dead ferret on his head trying to vacate the premises!
Wind is good. But I'm still praying for snow... lots. 😁 🙏
True that! A bad case of something.
Actually, it will be sunny. But that's small consolation to a 78-year-old man. Do you want Donold's second term to start out like President Harrison's first?
If that didn't leave us with Vance... well...
Vance can just pull out the 25th Amendment on Trump. It won't be hard to prove Trump is incompetent between him calling for invading Greenland and claiming that "they're eating the cats".
Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter stirring up some Good Trouble alongside John Lewis to make Trump and his mob gang pay for messing with the half mast flags.
You are a very funny person. Love it!
It’s the Jewish Space Lasers
But we're working on it
Truth
Yet...
😂😂😅
Now if we could only seed the Rotunda to get rain inside. 😆🤣
All those in paintings and sculptures will be weeping
Shush George we're not supposed to talk about that in public save it for the meeting
😂
Even God doesn’t wanna watch this. Move it indoors. ❄️
That was your little weather guru me George … I predicted this weeks ago … now for my next trick turning the AC on in the Capitol to -20
Lol...you know the GOP will be blaming them
Wonder why MTG hasn't suggested that the clouds be moved over SoCal and THEN seeded?
Marjorie Taylor Greene was right. Seeee Now why can't Democrats make a cloud to sh_t on his parade.
Nah, there will not be a parade; who would want to freeze their butt, just to see him waddle-by?
Perfect response! 🥰 Made me smile!
I hate it. I was looking forward to a gigantic crowd there to shout that bastard down while he’s taking the oath and giving his speech. The coward knew he couldn’t handle the protesters, so he chickened out and went inside
I think it was her
That happens when hell freezes over.
Almost as good as the Jewish space lasers
They did a great job of making the new president look very small at the same time as looking like a giant pussy. That’s magic.
Ahem. Calling Trump a pussy is an insult to women and cats everywhere. My cat and I could easily kick his shitty ass into next week.
Yes, he lacks the warmth and depth.
And the ability to take a proper pounding.
Hilarious 🤣
It’s those space lasers. Just ask MTG!!
Good one George lol
I thought that you did that shooting a magical laser from the Enterprise
They booked a haarpist?
This all could have been avoided if they had left the flags at half-mast. Shouldn't have crossed the weather controllers!
Honestly. Could he be any more hypocritical? “I’m the HEALTHIEST SPECIMEN OF MAN IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF HISTORY! …but it’s too cold for me to be ‘sworn in’ as president.” Hey MAGATS who spent your vacation time and money to see this: this is a small sample on your return on investment. Enjoy.
But … the price … of eggs 🥚 ???? 🥚🙄
Also not going anywhere but up. #Suckers
Oh, I had forgotten we could do that!