I live in Alabama so I can say it, Oh Tommy, Tommy bless your heart. Dumb as a sock monkey with much less personality

So he is just as stupid as secretary dog killer? She had her own moment on CNN yesterday 😂

Football players aren't generally stupid but sometimes they are 🤷‍♀️

😜

"I'm sick of the NCAA and some of these other organizations playing dictator. There is no dictatorship here other than Donald Trump saying, ‘This is not gonna happen.’”

In the running for stupidest person in Congress.

Good ol' Tommy Tuberville. In Maine, we'd say he's number than a sack of hammers. That's pronounced "Numma'n a sack-a hammiz."

Poetic.

What a very stupid elected official from Alabama.

Well, it’s Alabama

Freud finds that verrrrry interesting.

They’re so predictable in their incompetence 🤦🏼‍♀️

Just another jacked up jock...why his constituents continue voting for him is beyond me😵‍💫

I love how these people just can’t get out of their own way.

What a fool.

Let's rewrite this headline: Dipshit know nothing former college football coach and now unbelievably a member of the senate says another stupid thing. Shocking. Now on to something that matters...

He called donny a dictator. That’s significant.

😁

What else would you expect from the guy who used to coach Mahomes?

He is kkk personified

Breaking: Leopard eats own face

He's right, for once

Do him and the world a favor and 25th the 47th. He is an embarrassment to himself and a threat to world peace. constitutioncenter.org/the-constitu...

Tommy is dumb as a rock. Just saying.

LOL...I was just going to say the exact same thing; you beat me to it! Good on ya!

Tuberville and trump are the posterboy's for minimum job requirements in government. It's literally the only occupation where they could cherry pick some nut sack off the street and call them a leader.

Don’t forget Boebert

Fred says:

Now I have to go pull that gif at quality. If I find one, do you want me to post it to you?

BAM SAVE IT MOTHER TRUCKERS! GIVE EM A "HELLO NEIGHBOR" and a huge smile!

Almost as if to say yo them: "My hands look like this so you can go f#@k yourself"

Hate Tooberville, too. How is he still around?

this guy is such an asshole.

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One of the dumbest. But what the hell, he was a football coach! That means something.

What a dumb ass. Too many football drills with the helmet left on the bench?

This is why websites like this will never replace real journalism. Headline doesn't match the info in the article. It seems to be just a bunch of social media posts that don't load. I'd love to read this story but it's an amateurish joke

Tuberville here reminding us all that by definition, there can only be one dictator, and that soot is taken.

Slot*

No need to correct soot: I assumed you were referencing his accent.

I mean, either works :)

I have to wonder how this guy dresses himself every day. He's easily the dumbest person in Congress.

Oppe

Tuberville rates a -15 on the Gohmert idiocy scale.

Tuberville is a such a moron.

That's called a Freudian slip. In the telling of a lie you blurt out the truth you know.

"What don't they understand about 'no'?" Women have been asking that for centuries.

I'd love to see a headline that reads 'MAGA senator admits Trump is dictator'. Come on news media, he wrote it for you.

Well it is Alabama so what do you expect when the state family tree is a dowel.

Tuberville isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed to begin with. He always open mouth inserts foot. It’s his superpower!

Fumble? He is just stupid

Tommy Tatertown doeesn't even know that it was a self-own. That's beyond the capacity of his 1.5 brain cells.

Sadly Tuberville can't share RFK Jrs brain worms as an excuse

Tommy Tuberville is a tuber 🥔

As an Alabamian, I’m ashamed that we traded Doug Jones for this clown.

It always hurts that I have to admit this dipshit represents the state I live in

He never could actually play the game.

Trump is absolutely a dictator. Much more of a dick than a tater, but a dictator all the same!

Can anyone say Freudian slip?

What more can you expect when people put dipshits like Tuberville in charge of anything more important than a football team?

₴ⱧØɄⱠĐ₦'₮ ₮ⱧɆ ₳฿łⱠł₮Ɏ to spell 'Senate' be a requisite? These antics are sound and fury signifying only one thing: That Tommy Tuberville does not belong in Alabama, much less in the United States Senate.

Tuberville held back U. In the Senate to allow Trump sycophants to fill officer roles in the United States Armed Forces, presumably to erase the barrier of that pesky “oath to the Constitution” that prevents our military from killing us. He is a traitor and should hang.

Tuberville might actually be dumber than Marjorie Greene .....if that's at all possible .!!1

Tommy is certifiably the poster child for the GOP's pathetic landfill of 'stupid', outdone only by his orange leader. Truly amazing how money and celebrity overrides truth, dignity, and capability.

MAGA = stupid.

The dude looks like half a butt-puppet.

He should have stayed in football or ...retire...

Not known for his intelligence.

Dumber than a stump.

Well, he’s an idiot so there’s that.

Would we expect anything different from this moron who somehow was elected as a U.S. Senator? Pathetic!

That guy fumbles his own dick, guaranteed.

Take it easy on him. He has an IQ of 50.

There are people who don't even need to open their mouth to make you realize that you're looking at a complete and utter moron. Tommy didn't stand a chance.

I know he was a successful football coach in America, but I can’t see how that’s possible because he’s just so fucking stupid.

Once again our extremely talented members are making it perfectly clear where we stand. Mr Tuberville used his extensive football experience to expertly fumble.

It's guys like this that gives the stereotype "dumb jock."

Finally! An honest politician! So refreshing in today's political climate.

Ok, good, he admits trump is a dictator. Starting to crack.

When the republicans are seeking a candidate that they want to promote and endorse is cluelessness and obliviousness at the top of their list?

I think he really is one of the dumbest persons in congress.

Great, now Boebert is going to do something to reclaim the title...

Look at the video where he falls down the plane stairs to the drum solo of in the air tonight...it will lift your spirits.

Based on his babble… he loves the spoken pause, tRump is a dictator and there is a tremendous about in life the he “does not understand”. I think he fails the “merit” test.

Brain full of empty vessels, i mean tubes

Tumormille was just upset his coaching prodigy lost the superb owl.

The dumbest politician in American history.

Jim Comer, Marjorie Taylor Green, Kristi Noem, and Herschel Walker have entered the chat.

I was gonna say well you have trump but honestly he may be dumber.

We’re knocking Boebert and Marge off their co-throne?

And there were so many to choose from

One of the many.

And to think that those who voted for them are even dumber

😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do they not understand about No? Perhaps his Demi-Semi God should listen…?

Yep, he certainly did say it... 🤣

Makes you wonder how he ever found the end zone.

Is it a fumble if he hits himself in the face with the ball and falls to the ground?

The most thoroughly stupid senator in the history of this country.

Two words: Term limits

This man is so obscenely dumb, he probably thinks a brainstorm is a weather forecast.

Tuberville.

He probably thinks he spiked it, not fumbled it.

I mean. Expecting anything more that total incompetence from Tuberville is just setting yourself up for disappointment.

Is this what's called a Freudian slip? Or perhaps he's slightly drunk and truth telling becomes easier?

Another one derelict in their duties in our democracy...

Derelict as a human, too.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste. 🤡

Tommy Dumbville

Sadly, most of his followers don't care. Until it bites them, of course, but then it'll be too late.

I always told my children that they were free to change their names since they didn't choose it at birth. Can states enact laws to just not assign a gender at birth?

Coach Tommy Stupidville oh man this is absolutely nuts that he gets this face time. Thanks for letting us reject him Mr Takei

This is on par with "Don't use other genocides to describe this one."

Well, Florida-living kinda-sorta Alabama Sen Tuberville DID coach Mahomes... Or so he lied, trying to emulate Assistant President convicted felon Trump. As Forrest Gump would say, "Stupid is as stupid does."

Stop linking to Twitter videos, please. We should NOT be supporting Fascism.

Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville on Nov 3, 2026 We The People won’t forget or forgive!

Think Tuberville got hit the head by too many errant passes from 3rd string freshman quarterbacks during practices.

They don't call him the "dumbest U.S. Senator" for nothing...

"Kids these days talk about 'eating ass' But I prefer kissing it! For hours at a time, if possible!" -This senator, probably.

Every time I see Tuberville, I remember his false claim to not being able to turn on the TV without seeing Biden fall. Then I remember this: youtu.be/s-4F2mT-Yu0?...

Tommy Tub-a-Shit.

In ordinary times, he'd be the 'twat of the week'. Unfortunately, these are extraordinary times. So, he's just part of the 'twat gallery', in this age.

They're all SOOO stupid.

Oh. My idiot senator. 😡

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He is a detestable moron

I mean, what would you expect from a man named Tommy Tuberville? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Look if owning a republican was hard a Russian wouldn't be able to do it.

My pet rock is smarter. Has he said anything intelligent outside of a locker room?

Not exactly the pinnacle of intellect. But we knew that.

Trump and Musk lie to the American taxpayers everyday. #USA

The sad thing about Ts trans ban in women’s sports is that it puts women athletes at the mercy of their coach to prove they’re female. They will be forced to show their genitals to coaches. Or worse.

Another pithy maxim from Tommy Tubberfuck.

I can't imagine any job less meaningful or rewarding than Republican congressman in 2025. You literally stand for nothing and serve no purpose. The tax money that pays their salaries should be reallocated to people who actually want to work for living and contribute to our society, like farm workers

Slow witted Tommy Tuberhead is proof that yes gods make mistakes

Oh yeah and just a reminder his other executive order says we're all women. So now he just approved everyone in America playing women's sports.

White Alabama voters chose this cretinous ignoramus over Doug Jones, the guy who fought the Klan and won.

What a clown…

Maga and these fools are so afraid of trans women. i actually know more trans men that are getting impacted by these things as well. i was raised in the theater, to me people are people and their stories are all important regardless how they look on the outside

To be fair, Tommy is a true idiot.

Always count in Tubervillian to be an idiot.

Self own

For these 4 yrs, expect Nazi-aspirated Dictator-style propaganda / lies from everything & anything / anybody associated w (Orange Shitler) & (it's) Nazi-cultist terrorists; just like this senator's ironic rhetorics in the article.

“What do they not understand about ‘no’ I don’t understand that”. Funny, Tuberville never asked Trump, Gaetz, Hegseth, etc what they don’t understand about the word, “no”

Too dumb for gaslighting.

Tubberville is not the sharpest crayon in the box.

😂🤣 This fool doesn’t even realize he admitted that Trump is a dictator

Now I know what their talking about when they speak of a "Dumb Jock".

Tommy is not a smart marn

Y’all, I’m sorry my state is an embarrassment with this idiot getting elected. But I hope you stay entertained with moments like this. There will be more.

The continued actions of the administration is awakening a beast known a democracy. It has been enjoying the comforts of slumber, sleeping peacefully, feeling unthreatened for nearly 250 years. Along comes RUMP with a sledge hammer! #fiftyfiftyone #shutdown315 #WeAreUited #Generalstrike

These conversations always seem to focus on boys/men who transition to girls/women. Do the women who transition to men feel somehow left out? (I'm not sure if I'm being sarcastic or if this is a real question because, of course, who wouldn't want to be a man. That second part is sarcasm.)

I have the same question. Does that mean that females assigned at birth who transition to male can participate in womens' sports?

He is the posterchild for our current state of Idiocracy. It is a close race between this Alabama rube and CheetoJesus as to which one in lower on the food chain.

Truly the dumbest Senator we have.

Don’t expect Tommy to make much sense. He is a WGB hire. That stands for White Good Old Boy.

I can't even...🙄

Jim, there is no sign of intelligent life...

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️, no words

Tommy Tuberville = useless piece of junk.

Screengrabs of Twitter or it didn't happen.

Given that he did not know the 3 branches of government when he was elected, it is no wonder he cannot answer questions.

He's even dumber than he looks, which seems to defy possibility.

😂 idiots

MAGATS want a dictator! Wake up.

This man is an obscene human

"Sure, he issues kingly decrees, but that doesn't make him a king!"

And speaking of “self owns”: Alabama has just entered the “Support trump and get burned” room. Under Doge direction, NIH just cut funding to the UAB Medical Center, the largest private employer in Tubbervillian’s state. Let’s see Kattie Brit “kitchen talk” her way out of this one.

In all sincerity this is a big deal for UAB, it’s actually one of the premier academic centers in the southeast if not the country. UAB was already operating on razor thin NIH indirect funding. This will kill research at our major academic research facilities.

And right on cue, the realization sinks in and Britt turns to Doge and says “Guys? Guys! Wait … we were just going to hurt everyone else right? RIGHT?” www.al.com/news/2025/02...

There are some mighty stupid senators but he is right up there.

Tubberville was a Great football coach. He's a terrible human being.

Wasn't he a football coach ! maybe a case of a few missed passes to the head !!!!!

Tuberville is such an idiot.

His family name is Tuberville. Tuber... Like a potato. It's appropriate. I suspect the family name was originally Potato-Brain and they changed it.

How drunk/stoned/demented ARE these MFers? I have yet to hear a coherent sentence from one. I swear the modern GOP consists only of Percocets, Liquor and Diddy oil.

Again, the Algerian boxer was assigned female at birth by the conservative Algerian government because, to the people looking at her after her birth, she had a vagina and labia and did not have ballsack with little balls in it and a dick. For almost the entire history of the human race: a girl.

I wonder if he understands what he said, now??? In thinking about it? He didn't put any thought into *that* response, now did he???

That guys one brain cell is malfunctioning

Flubberville doesn’t even live in Alabackwards, but the brainwashed, ignorant electorate here chose him, anyway 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Couldn’t even name the three branches of government.

It’s not like everyone didn’t already know it. He just stated the obvious.

Dude is a moron

What I find most interesting about the NCAA ban is that trans men who were “assigned female at birth” don’t seem to be included in the ban.

It would be one thing if GOP ran on a "dictators are awesome!" and voters consciously voted for a king who could overrule courts and other checks and balances, as well as the end of democracy in America, but they didn't. That wasn't on the ballot. I just hope enough people remember their oath.

And by the way, that military oath needs to change and get rid of the line about obeying the president. The oath also pledges to uphold the constitution but doesn't say which part of the oath takes precedence.

"There is no dictatorship other than Trump." Got it.

classic! am I the only one hearing Forrest Gump right now? You know the line.. ;) (I grew up in Ga.. Bama's State Cousin so yeah, it's all true)

Tuberville! What an appropriate name. He is such a tuber!

More proof that just because you can throw and catch a ball, or teach others to do it, that makes you a leader. We have to move beyond the delusion in this country that throwing and catching balls makes you leadership material.

Please SIGN AND SAVE USA! 🇺🇸 REPOST! www.change.org/p/freeze-the...

So he admits it?

It’s interesting that other senators, like John Boozman, are equally stupid, but the media coverage is negligible because he doesn’t love the attention. Tuberville (also an Arkansas product) is as narcissistic as 45.

Tuberville is and has been the absolute dumbest Senator in recent memory (and he as had a lot of competition)