It's almost funny at this point. https://www.comicsands.com/carter-greenland-red-white-blueland?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram
It's almost funny at this point. https://www.comicsands.com/carter-greenland-red-white-blueland?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram
Pass the freedom fries…can’t wait to watch the debate
Every day I think I have seen everything 🙄
I'm sure one of his colleagues is planning to one-up him by suggesting Greenland be named Trumpland, or perhaps they are planning to suggest that name for the USA at some point in the near future, right after they sculpt trump's head onto Mount Rushmore.
Every idea conservatism has ever presented the world is now forfeit. It has to have been stupid, evil, or both.
Survival of the stupidest.
A little fact: sea squirts move around freely until they find a spot they like; they then attach themselves to it with a cement like substance. It is at this point that they can become a filter feeder - for which they no longer need a brain, which they promptly digest to do away with it. Just saying
Naming a country that you have no ownership of and never will. That’s the ultimate moron.
😅🙈🙃
This is merely unfettered and humiliating Trump butt-kissing. They all crave his attention so badly. It is pathetic.
Please don’t take offence but on behalf of the vast majority of the world’s population and assuming we survive, I’m really looking forward to the USA becoming as irrelevant to the rest of humanity as they deserve
We don't need Greenland. 🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻
THIS is what he's wasting his time on?
The 56000 denizens of Greenland would probably disagree. Imagine living somewhere your entire life largely ignored by the rest of the world. Suddenly for no reason a failed business man Peter principled into world leader status starts talking about invading your home. The anxiety.
Is he Billy Carter’s kid? Might explain. 🤨
That's called megalomania.
No it's not.
Let me guess -- he's from Georgia or Texas.
As a Georgian I’m sad to report you are correct. We’ve got some winners and some big ole losers here.
Sorry. We have plenty of "losers" where I live but fewer in government thankfully.
i heard we're selling 'america' and renaming to ICEland .. oh, and btw
I was just outside. That's not a bad idea.
No, it's not funny. Not when mediocre white men like him are constantly whining about how "unqualified" the rest of us are.
I sure could see myself punching this guy.
Form a queue dude!!
I mean he does have a very punchable face.
That’s what I been saying. It’s asking for it.
I sure could see myself applauding you punching that guy.
"Violence never solved any problem" I'm not looking to solve problems, just want to punch that guy. 😄
You should say things like that, but if while he's down someone accidentally kicks him in the nuts. I was in the bathroom, and I saw you in the queue...
*shouldn't
No you right the first time we totally should say thing like that
Look, I mean, yeah violence is bad….but that dude, hasn’t been beaten up recently enough.
And it shows.
Too many people in the White House now are puffing out their chests and think they are legitimately tough...and the closest they've ever been to an actual fist fight is...
The people who say that are notorious for being nasty people themselves. We didn’t go to war with Hitler because “violence never solved any problems”. If that was the case, Ukraine should throw in the towel and pray to God Putin mysteriously goes away. Protecting what & who we love is noble.
Agree 100%. Normally when someone says this it is because they acted in a way that caused harm and then when they are forced to face the same treatment, they throw out that or "Two wrongs don't make a right". Well a wrong and a right don't make a right either. LOL
✨🥂✨ Cheers, absolutely! So if anyone else is wondering if punching Nazis, racists, fascists, or narcissistic sociopaths is ever an answer — yes. It can be. Do it for a noble cause. Testosterone & healthy anger doesn’t just exist for pwetty mwucles anyways.
Naw, only good Nazi is a dead Nazi. Punching is not enough anymore. We’re not scrapping with skin heads outside the bar.
As a Slavic-American lady recovering from atrocities to her body, with dead great-family once sent to Dachau & beloved close friends mostly black and/or mixed Native American; I would never* argue against that.
No one who isn’t at very least a sympathizer would.
✨🥂✨ Cheers.
Sadly he's my rep.
Want to join me this weekend? 😜I know where he'll be.
Don’t tempt me with a good time!!
The operative word being "almost"
Other countries should put in legislation to rename the US to Dumbfuckenstan
Based on the federal politicians this fine peach of a state creates I think it’s time to seriously look into forced sterilization in that state or at least send all those Gaza condoms there.
Remember, it's a cult magahead
Canada needs to move forward on renaming the Great Lakes
It’s like a stage production with has been actors🤦♀️
bsky.app/profile/dee-...
Yeah, Buddy. And I want to rename The Beatles White Album to The Red White and Blue album.
When I first heard of this proposal I assumed it was someone trolling.
No, I'm afraid they really are this dumb
You nailed it, sir!
Reminds me of how in the Soviet Duma, nobody wanted to be the first to stop applauding for Comrade Stalin. Eventually it became so lengthy that a bell would be rung to tell them to stop applauding.
Dead stupid is what he is
Pitiful, how low some people sink!
Almost!
I think it will be hilarious in retrospect. I imagine there will be some pretty good political cartoons
Are they supplying themselves with Class-A drugs over there or something? Cos they really have to be on some sort of 'medication' to come up with such daft ideas...
Laugh stock of the world.
How can we have a bill naming a country that already exists and is the property of another nation???
Similar to when a toddler calls these 🍓 🍓 🍓 🍓 stwahbabbas? The adults know it’s gibberish and will only indulge it for so long.
Very non-passport owning American
Let's rename Georgia to Geographobia.
Call ALL the GOP Senators and Representatives remind them who they work for and who will VOTE: youtu.be/Dfh6_GYmQgE?...
Can history repeat as both tragedy and farce simultaneously? Maybe it's non binary. 🤷♂️
No, it’s really not!
The stupidity is the point. The ridiculousness is the point. The sheer audacity is the point.
Almost
And still we deride China for changing names and redefining their borders.
Hey, it's ok if WE do it. Dems da rulez.
I'm passed being surprised how much conservatives are like communists.
And yet somehow they try to call the liberals communist. But then again they think communist and socialist are the same thing. And they couldn’t define capitalism if their life depended on it.
Did this Congressman use crayons to generate this proposed bill? Hope the different shades didn’t bewilder him, especially the white one, lol!
Almost...
He needs a CT scan. Actually, all of them do before they are elected.
You wouldn’t find anything, but empty space.
I think we're at phase 2 of "First it was funny, then it just got sad. But then it got funny again"
Almost. But not.
Beginning to wish the Danes buying California was serious.
Are they all in drugs? Just when you think our government can't get any more embarrassing, we get stuff like this.
Ya just know this guy is still ordering *freedom fries* at the McDonald's drive through
This feels like a onion post. It really does. The fact that he’s serious, is Fkn scary.
Almost... but the humor is swiftly fading.
Did you see this post @georgetakei.bsky.social ? a brilliant response to this nonsense from a climate scientist bsky.app/profile/hele...
Next he will want to Rename U.S.A. to "Little Russia"
thta what mush of the rest of the world is calling the US
What benefits did you produce for you're state? "I changed the name of land we don't own, that our president can't comprehend is not as large as it appears on the map, to something totally nonsensical" He would have gone with Fredomland but he's not very bright or creative.
Laughable
Amazing he was able to pull his head out from tRump's rump for the picture. We truly have stupid people suggesting stupid things. The 1st District must be so proud.
If you mix red. white, and blue, you should get a mauve or, perhaps, a lavender. Lavender Land? It does have a certain je nais se quois, eh.
George I wish it was funny, but from my side of the pond things are looking really bad at the moment. Trump is a ticking time bomb and I've never been more disappointed in America. So sorry for the decent folk over there.
Why do representatives from my state have to make us look like a bunch of ignorant, inbred, assholes?
Almost
Can we defund these time and resource wasting idiots? They don't deserve a salary from my tax dollars.
Hey Buddy!!
Besides the nonsense,it’s not yours to name.
I would say absurd, rather than funny.
Dark green, light green & very light Greenland has appeared on the maps
Almost
We need to send more money to Georgia and improve their education. Some of those politicians are not very bright.
That's a feature, not a bug. Down south, they like 'em stupid.
Yeah the guy is fucking loony toons. Denmark won't sell Greenland at any price and Greenland won't allow themselves to be bought either. Trump and this GOP Rep are out of their damned minds
He is from Georgia. Just another MTG kook coming from that state.
Another idiot
This name change will have all the lasting impact of "Freedom Fries" and "W Ketchup" 🤦♂️
Cretin.
That’s about right for American politicians at the moment!
buffoonery!
Moron's gonna mo.
instead, California should be renamed „Ny Jylland“
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😐
Seriously stupid, maybe
I’m waiting for the day that they actually do something positive. Their fucked up version of… “What incredibly stupid and non-useful thing can I do today…. Is BULLSHIT.
🤡
I'm submitting a bill that would change the name of Buddy Carter to Imbecilic Sycophant.
They wanted cheaper eggs and got this lousy tshirt. Where’s the outrage about the cost of living now?
I thought that was Pat Sajek at first.
I really want off this ride. It is bat shit insane
when one political party fears its primary above all other concerns. . .
What a fucking idiot 🙄
Gross.
WTF now it's not bad enough to try to buy or take over another country that is neither for sale or trade. We will now change the name. If these nimrods would worry about taking care of us it could make all the difference. We've got plenty of land here we haven't exploiters
Hopefully they will feel the burn soon!!
When I need to smile at the lunacy of this, I go and read the comments on his Facebook posts because...he is not a popular guy.
Totally normal 🤦🏻♂️
Brain dead searious
I am sure King Trump will reward him richly for his deep and devoted asskissing
Greenland should reciprocate. Rename the United States of America "Looney Land." The rest of the world would join in too.
Submit it as a correction to Google maps!
The other nations should hold a naming contest and offer some kind of prize to the winner.
He is also dead stupid!
I swear to god we’ve become the parody GTA5 warned us about
He's a moron.
Who tf do they think they are, like you cant change the name of another country
I expected to see an orange nosed Rep in this picture! He's kissing the orange mussolini's ass so deep that his lips coming out orange mussolini's mouth!
We should rename the State of Georgia Dumfuklandia!
MORONS. ARE GOVERNING AMERICA
If an America kawmaker can rename a part of a sovereign country, can I, as an ordinary Canadian, rename parts of the US. I have some ideas for DC and a certain resort in Florida to start.
Agree and would love to hear the suggestions!!! Thanks Mel!!
You can see he's insane by looking at his eyes. Government is riddled with insane people.
Unfortunately, Buddy will make a tragic decision in the Republican Loyalty Games of 2027 and be exterminated for eating too much shrimp when he was told he had enough.
These people are incredibly childish.
Maybe it's time the rest of the world changes the name of the US? I'm open to suggestions 🤠
Dumbfuckistan is the one I’ve heard the most but I prefer Mahfreedomland
USA: Union of Stupid Assholes
They're mentally ill.
Definitely something not right, normal, or decent.
They are idiots..
Please tell me he has kids and it was his 4 year old that thought of this. Little buddy after colouring- "look Daddy I made Greenland into Red White and Blueland". Big Buddy... "Genius! I'm going to make that a bill!". Most parents just hang stuff like that on their fridge.
I sent an email to my Rep and told him in no uncertain terms how utterly stupid I found the name and that he should vote the bill down. He's a MAGA dumbass so he won't listen, but it was worth a try.
I’m betting Buddy Carter was the kid who ate paste in 1st grade.
In all fairness, they have to do something with all that time they have on their hands not helping the American people.
Does America just find the dumbest people it can, and then give them important jobs?
I didn't know the word kakistocracy a month ago. I know it now.
RedStates obviously do!
Yes
Seems to
Not normally under intelligent presidents but DT is way low on the IQ score. The poor guy he can’t do any better with what brains he got given by his daddy.
Yes, because money = power.
Sadly, it’s a trend GA seems to excel at. Buddy is my Congressman.
What the hell happens to the minds of the people. World has gone mad.
Wow, he needs to be trolled...
Lots of articles recently about how famers are impacted by the frozen USAID system, and this is what conservative congress critters are doing with their time. I'm so hard pressed to feel for them when this is what they've been convinced they need...
What a waste of time and money. I hereby rename his house "Dumbassistan"
This is the party that controls our entire government. Just how?
Hmmm...call me crazy. I think this is more waste of tax payers money.
I had no idea the new season of Handmaid’s Tale was a comedy. I did Nazi that coming
We are truly a third world country.
Submitting a bill for Carter to go back to elementary school seems necessary in this situation
🙄
Quick, everyone get onto Google Maps and submit joke edits in red states...
That is ridiculous!
What did you expect? He’s from Georgia
No, he’s dead between the ears and proof the stupid are over represented in GA
Leaving aside the lunacy of such a bill, is he proposing handing it straight to Russia? Or the Netherlands? Or New Zealand? Do these GOP fuckwits not understand how many countries have red, white and blue flags?
At least the governor of Illinois was kidding about changing the name of Lake Michigan to Lake Illinois. Buddy Carter must be some interesting kind of goofball.
lol. One lunatic after another. Why didn't I see it before moving to the US.
Trump promised to ‘Make America Great Again’. But what he’s delivering is ‘Make America Globally Abhorrent’.
The Onion is dead.
If anything, it should be called Yellow and Blue Land.
I cannot see the difference between what Trump wants for Greenland and what Putin wants for Ukraine.
Idjut inbreds are always serious; humour takes intelligence!!
What a dickhead
Mental stability is not a MAGAt strength 🤭
He may be earnest, but he’s not serious.
Is it any more alarmingly ridiculous than what's currently being proposed?
Ridiculous as it sounds, he's MAGAt serious!
"Whereas the Republic of Italy shall henceforth be known as 'Spaghetti Boot' "
Almost as stupid as “freedom fries”.
No. He's dead stupid.
Why have we become such a nation of idiots? Just blows my mind...
Degradation of the education system (and common sense), lack of separation between church and state, manipulation by the rich and greedy corporations, class war, and a giant dose of hypocrisy. But wait! There's more! It's about to get significantly worse.
Reagan...
That was actually the beginning of the end. When Reagan sat down in the Whitehouse, the party from the 60s and 70s came to an abrupt end and the US drifted far right into conservative seas where it still is today. We all need to paddle harder.
I was a teenager, so I was not the most seasoned observer, but I was always sure he was going to start WWIII.
Leaded gasoline. Corporate greed mixed with corrupt politicians. And f'ing religion!!!
I grew up in the south. Where religion and politics have been in bed with each other for the whole of my 60 plus years. Haven't been back in over 40 years cause nothing has changed.
So, will Google Maps change that name too? Asking for a friend.
So, is it going to be British or French?
Idiocy runs rampant in the Republican Party
I've submitted a bill to change "Buddy Carter" to "Butt Farter."
IDIOCRACY.
What did we expect from some guy who's named Buddy.
It would be funny if these guys were also trying to actively harm so many people.
Question for Georgia: do you go out of your way to find the most incredibly incompetent people to represent you?
He's also brain dead.
And then it will belong to France and the UK?
They are trying to overwhelm is with stupid shit like this, so that we don’t pay attention to what matters. Aka Elon & his goons ripping apart our agencies. The agencies that protect us from people like him - cooperate billionaires. Or defend the nation from our adversaries - Putin & Xi Jinping.
If I were a psychiatrist, I'd order a straight jacket and commitment. Not one, nor do I play one on TV.
Where does the GOP find these goobers?
I will heretofore call him Butty Cowdoo
I feel like we are being trolled.
It would be funny if we were studying it as the past. It's horrifying to be living it.
Buddy makes Sporkfoot Taylor Greene seem intelligent
I just want to scream.
Dead serious and stupid as hell.
🤮
Fuck that Nazi
He's a trump sucking idiot! Pardon my french!
What a waste of time and other resources. This idiot, Buddy, gets paid to do this?
I seriously hate the name, buddy Carter, so let’s change his name to Jacqueline Matlock!
OMG
What a doofus
We are a deeply unserious nation.
If it was anyone else, I’d be half ok with that. Considering who it is, I’m absolutely not ok with that.
😵💫🤦🏻♀️
Idiocracy
I knew it was a matter of time before the dumb would go after Greenland. Took a little longer than I thought. They are in fact a little slow.
And he’s a f’cking idiot.
He looks like his parents were maybe closer than just cousins.
No wars and no threats of conquest. We are the US, whatever our failings, we are supposed to be the shining beacon of the western world. That orange hitler dares to threaten our neighbors is an unacceptable line that needs to be spat on at every opportunity.
Can't make this crap up!
Hahaha does Carter own that land? Shut up you fool!
Is there something in the water??!
F. Idiot
My neighbor’s 7 year old could govern better than this guy. What a loser Buddy Carter is.
Jesus wept, is he on Drugs. I'm sure the people of Greenland are shitting them selves with laughter.
He doesn't look like the sharpest tool in the shed
Georgia. Naturally.
What an ignorant pos
He has nothing to do better than being callous?🤦
*braindead serious
Seems his name should be changed to “moron.” Like a lot of his colleagues.
No lies detected.
Is Buddy his given name? Would hate to violate the sanctity of the birth certificate.
Earl Leroy
Seriously like where did they get these asinine people?
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
The depth of stupidity....how do these people get elected?
So much LDE out there.
🤔
Everyone make sure to call the office to remind him what a knuckle dragging moron he is
In other words Lilacland.
You can see the complete absence of cognitive faculties on his face in this picture especially.
Why would he want to name Greenland after the Union Jack 🤷♀️
I swear the line between satire and news is straight up gone now. Is the onion calling the shots?
No doubt the least real patriotic person you could ever meet. A trumpanzee MAGgAt bigoted deranged immoral inept incompetent ignorant imbecile.
Didn't think it was possible for him to be stupider than he looks, but here we are.
his is just the type of dumb thing which will attract Trump’s attention, Buddy wants a managerial role in doge when VP Musk shuts down Congress
Wait. This is real?
My God these people are idiots.. How and the hell do these people get elected, seriously...?
He needs mental help. I hope his constituent are happy with all he is doing for them.
Considering the people currently in power, the rest of the world will soon change the name of the USA to the United States of Analfabets...
Funny for 3rd graders. Does GA not have an grade level requirement for their reps?
Annexation is an act of war. We can't just go around taking another countries shit! Let me go take my neighbors dog, rename it, and see how well that works out for me.
He is from Georgia, MTG land. Would probably employ Jewish space lasers in the invasion, courtesy of Netanyahu.
Sigh...... what is wrong with these people.
I thought keeping colors separated was their whole thing.
Apart from in their washing machines I bet…
They are separated by commas. 😝
😆😆😆
HOWLING
Is he in the running for stupid fool of GA with MTG?
Are they all on ketamine?
No, mushrooms. Well, 1 shroom in particular. And a tiny one, from what I hear 😏
'Buddy' is a pharmacist by schooling so has access to all sorts of stuff.
He started making his own preparations, but was never really a top student. He fried his brain on his own brand.
No they’re on their knees.
“‘She's lost the will to live?!’ What is your degree in, poetry?! You sorry bunch of hippies! For God sakes, don't use the billions of dollars of medical equipment around us, why don't we all just get on our knees and pray? WE DON’T HAVE KNEES, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!"
What a fucking boot licking ass hole !
How can these idiots think they can just name other countries n parts of the world to their liking ? How the f did they assume they just took over the world honestly ?
Read about this yesterday. Do they even hear themselves? No. Do they care that they look and sound stupid? Also no. Both, in their own way, are equally dangerous. ... Hello 👋
What a tool
It sounds like something off a Simpson’s episode. Wait, did we check the archives for this?!?
While Greenland laughs at us and bans all Americans from visiting.
We I for one refuse to remember and use all this pointless renaming of other sovereign nations. Gulf of distraction!
Also, brain dead or worm infested brain.
Let's call California "New Copenhagen" instead from now on.
😡
What next? Scotland to be renamed “Mean Golf Place”? South Africa to “Dogeland”? Mexico to “America Adjacent Down”? Canada to “America Adjacent Up”?
He's got his color wheel wrong - it should be "Blue and Yellowland".
Was there a contest for the renaming held? I’d like to submit ‘Greeny McGreenFace’. Or was it just for elementary aged children?
When you’re inbred you say stupid shit!
He needs to put into a secure psychiatric hospital.
Seriously WTF? Idiocracy is here.
😅
He may be a pinhead.
To be fair his name is Buddy
...and it has already been reported to the GAO for "Mismanagement, Waste, or Misappropriation of Taxpayer Funds." This is solely political theater to appeal to the far-right majority base which he represents - nothing more. www.gao.gov/about/what-g...
It has to be brain eating worms 🐛 eating all their brains 🧠
That's hysterical. Like in mass hysteria effects the Republican Party.
I asked my wife - who had not heard of this - to tell the stupidest and most American name she can think of instead of Greenland and that was her first guess. Trump is turning the US into a joke. Everyone is laughing at him and he and his cult think they are soooo cool.
His mouth is too full with Putin or Musk for him to think of anything original. Lord help the red, white and blue states as Trump would call us. Ludicrous!!!
What do the people who voted for Trump think he is doing? Are they happy with how it's going so far? Living in Scotland I can only watch in horror.
The people who voted for him are too stupid to understand how it’s going.
The vast majority of his supporters still love him. In fact, they love him MORE, because they get off on the cruelty and suffering he's inflicting on people they don't like, and they also get off on "pissing off the libs". They're almost in a state of sexual euphoria over it. They're not good people
Really depressing 😕
So far there are only a few people around the edges that express any remorse, and those are the few who have already been directly impacted in the short time since he took office. The people whose family members have been deported, or have had funds frozen. It's just not a large percentage. Yet.
He’s also an idiot.
This guy is so punchable
Hey George why is he picking the UK's Union Jack colors? Is Britain going taking over Greenland now.
I think he’s a Francophile
I think Denmark and the Greenlanders just might have something to say about this. Utterly batshit
note that the renaming occurs whether or not Greenland is bought or acquired...
There’s something mentally wrong with these people.
Why do I foresee a lot of name changes in the near future? Literally name calling at this point
So, what are we calling donald? Dipshit don? DonOLD? don the con? President Shitshispants?