And its members are DOGEbags.

Deplorable Oligarchs Grab Everything!!

politicians get benefits from lobbyists politicians get the huge tax cuts for the uber wealthy and politicians have stocks so they benefit from the RECORD PROFITS while the working class struggles ... remember that ... this is a class war permanently tie minimum wage to the cost of living to fix it

It's pronounced 'dodgy'.

Pronounced douche

D.O.G.E. = Drunk On Galaxygas Economics

George, trademark that.

DODGY=Department Of Dicks Gone Yokel

Maybe, if we continue to ridicule and lampoon MAGA, this neo-nazi shit will just go away. And if pigs could fly, right? Meanwhile, got any actual ideas? An action plan, perhaps? You know: something a little more effective than childish insults and middle school chides? (asking for a friend)

Destroy Our Government, Elon

Department of genocidal exterminators

We can count on: Senator Bernie Sanders should be enjoying a well earned retirement (from our presidency), but this statesman is as passionate as ever. He does not mince words with the US Congress as only he, with his forty years of standing up to bullies can deliver. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTO3...

Destruction of Government Everywhere

👏👏👏

Hey George how about this one, Department Of Gutting Everything. Descriptive?

1 week until Social Security payments...if they are made.

Very accurate

“If it’s a POS, you know it’s trumped”

DOGE = Donald’s Orgy Gangbanging Elon

Department Of Gut Everything.

Department of Garbage-head Elon.

We should pronounce doge: Dog E

The logo for the original meme coin was a dog, so i've never understood why it wasn't pronounced doggy

Spot on, Mr George!

Dept of gross Elon 😅

Department of Gross Exaggeration

And now musk's security has law enforcement powers??? Let me guess: they will wear brown shirts? www.cnn.com/2025/02/20/p...

Oh HO!!!! Shots fired 🔥🔥

You mean 'cos this? www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-m...

Fuck Musk ! Burn Everything that Musk Owns Down to the Ground, Everywhere !

Spot on.

Department of government exsanguination.

I’ve heard it stands for Department Of Great Evil ..,

#StopDOGECrimeSyndicate👤💰 Has anyone heard #GOPFascists, #TheFelon, #Musk speak about helping the #homeless in the US? Think of what cutting #Medicaid, #Medicare and #SocialSecurity will do. It will create a catastrophic surge in #homeless populations across the nation. youtube.com/shorts/t-leT...

DOGE = Incompetent incels youtu.be/2legiuZaiuc

Department Of Glorified Eggplant It fits 🤷‍♀️

I am gonna borrow this

Stop them now

Department of nazi scum more like

Grandiose delusions associated with schizophrenia are usually accompanied by hallucinations and other symptoms of a psychosis, and in this context, they are a sign of a serious mental illness that needs immediate attention.

🎯

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F Tesla

For a bunch of claimed smart people simple math seems beyond their comprehension

George. Go back to bed. This crisis isn't for you. You aren't made of what is needed in this moment.

Excuse me?? We need EVERYONE in this fight! Are you even aware of what’s happening in our country right now?? Or do you even care? Sit down with your entitled bullshit.

what part of that looks like fighting to you? also George isn't reliable. he stopped speaking out about kids in cages the second Biden got elected bzz

Found one…

who are you talking to

Unrelated to everything else going on, but why are all their posts liked and reskeeted by some loan shark?

Ah nevermind they just do that to everybody.

yeah i didnt notice it until they did it to me

Department of Glorified Edgelords

LOLOL OR Department of Grievous Effects OR Devoid of Generosity and Empathy

I've been reading it as "Department of Governmental Eradication" but I like yours too! Do you also pronounce it "Doggie?"

Good morning, George

@georgetakei.bsky.social DOGE= Department of Gross Elon 😊

Department of grifting elitists

Dept Of Gut Everything

#ProjectChainsaw

Department Of George’s Erection?

Or, Demagogues Overreaching and Grifting Everyone.

I protested alongside this gem: Stop the Department Of Gutting Everything

I’m pretty sure I used that phrase on Reddit yesterday.

I like this

www.borowitzreport.com/p/doge-math-...

Destruction Of Government by Elon

I think that's what he calls it in his head. "I'm so entertained."

Definetly Ominous Great Evil (sort of a Dark MAGA thing)

DOGE= Department of Greedy Elon.

Dismantling our government, effortlessly

And manned by not so bright people.

DOGE Department of Gruesome Egregiousness

Don't be fooled by the stimulus checks they are talking about doing. It's their way of calming people down while they rip off the government.

Pronounce it dodge

also: Deranged Oligarch Grifting Egomaniac

3/3 It is therefore clear that DOGE, Musk, and the Incel wankers are the Poster Children for committing Waste, Fraud, and Abuse within the US Government.

And fraudulent since Musk is charging the Taxpayer $40M+, generating almost no "savings," and putting America at risk for pandemics, terrorist attacks, inflation, job insecurity, and economic destabilization...while raking in excess of $1B in government dole contracts since Jan 20!

So, if the premise is that the entrenched "deep state" is to blame for egg prices being high, then why fire the probationary workers and/or cuts without merit evaluations?! It seems like that is the laziest and an incredibly stupid means of solving the problem. Incredibly inefficient. Wasteful.

What's even worse: Intentional department of gross errors!!!

Elon Musk is in charge of DODGERY or Deliberate Obfuscation Designed to Guarantee Evasion of ResponsibilitY.

Anyone who thinks that Trump isn't engaging in an all out war on the majority of the American people is delusional. If that wasn't enough he has single handedly diminished America's standing in the world in the betrayal of our allies. He's an illegitimate president. An insurrectionist. A Felon.

No proof of anything!!!

A lot we can do with those 4 letters to tell the truth about Elon and his little incel thugs.

I call it DO(D)GE: Division Of Don-old's Government Efficiency. He is really using it to Dodge being sent to jail.

Department of Gigantic Embarrassments,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,My final offering.

Department of GROK enablers sucking up everyone’s data

Also DOGE = department of gargantuan egos

Also, Department of Gross Emperors.

☑️

Den of grimm evil

Grabbing Elite

Also Elmo

You go, #Elon! Climb in one of your exploding rockets and blast off for Mars! Why wait? Do it today! Forget about Earth where the lands are already divvied up! You would rule every inch! You’d be Elon the First, King of Mars! I guarantee the world will celebrate! (your departure, that is!)

What does the DOGE do? youtu.be/cysxO5Z-0L8?...

DOGExcrement

One Nation Letting Elon Shape Kleptocracy Under Musk

Fuck Musk ! Burn Everything that Musk Owns Down to the Ground, Everywhere !

Delete Oversight for Guys like Elon?

votes were tampered with in swing states. youtu.be/6G8fu50VRXo?...

I've heard this and did some research including non-swing states and it doesn't really hold. The bottom line is people refused to vote for a woman President. As a white man I'm disgusted by this but we'll never have a woman President until we adopt mandatory voting.

No, the election was stolen. felon 47's approval has always been under water. He's cheated on any/everything he's ever done. He rigged the 2020 census, muskrat rigged the voting machines, La joy rigged the mail, and they've been suppressing minority votes for years.

All this is true, but is irrelevant to whether or not the election was "stolen". Bottom line, only 538 people ever vote for President and they are told who to vote for. And millions of people do not vote at all. That isn't stealing, it's the stupidity of American people.

Disagree, that is shat they wNt you to believe They want you to be against americans. Why hell they want everyone to be against us because then they will not cone to our aid The data proves they fucked with the votes! Everyone should demand an audit of Clark county Nevada! electiontruthalliance.org

Even so, one county in Nevada is not going to influence the election! You're only against Americans when you refuse to accept the results. Talk to me when the 14 million voters that voted for Biden in 2020 but refused to vote for Harris are legally compelled to make their voices heard.

You are wrong and a pushover, how did we have record turnout yet some how 33% of voters stayed home? They deleted votes, the data proves it. Wake up. electiontruthalliance.org

Look, if you want to believe it was crooked, go right ahead. I believe you can't steal what you don't have. You vote for governor, why not for President? You wouldn't want two rural counties to decide the governor, but you're happy to have questions in one state determine the outcome. Look up NPVIC

Vites were Deleted in transmission. There was record turnout. apnews.com/article/elec...

Dude Nevada is just a start to prove the data analsis that the votes were tampered with. Read the reports and watch the videos and come to your own conclusions. www.wfxrtv.com/business/pre...

Let's put it this way. I have done exactly that. And I also bring 12 years of being a voter judge and twenty more years of dealing with the vote count. Voting is secure no matter who wins. Since 1796 roughly half the country is disappointed in the election. Only the fascists think it was wrong.

We didn't have record turnout. We had record early voting. People expected that to pass through to total voting. But this was because Trump voters voted early despite being told it was fraud. Trump got less votes than he did in 2020 and won. That means 7 million plus stayed away.

We may never know the truth about what happened in the 2024 election. For the reasons you list, and more, skepticism is definitely warranted.

"If it doesn't make sense, it probably isn't true." A lot of what we've seen doesn't make any sense, like tRump left office in 2021 with a 34% approval rating, (After his botched covid response.) so why would all those people vote for him again? The election was stolen!

Because 1) people forgot what it was like during his response to Covid-19 and 2) people didn't vote because there was a woman on the ticket. That's not a "stolen" election. Truth is we've never voted for President. That's just how the Constitution works.

How could people forget covid, we're still living in it's wake, and that was only 4 years ago. I'm a rural redneck, and I voted for a woman, Mexicans voted for a woman, why not vote for the more qualified candidate? The election was stolen on many levels.

Because people were brainwashed into forgetting Covid-19. It was a horrible time when morgues were overflowing with dead people. Human beings don't want to remember that. And they were constantly being lied to that the greatest economy in the world (the envy of the world) was terrible.

Great shirt! 👌 I wish I had the hutzpah to sport a shirt like that. Here in ruby red central Florida, I wouldn't feel safe making a public statement like that. How frigging sad is that in 2025 America! 😡 Here's a sample from my neighborhood.

The rotten pumpkin is and always has been a cheater and a liar. That is reason enough to have healthy skeptism and doubts about 2024 results reflecting the actual will of the majority of this country. And then there's stuff like this. ⬇️ youtu.be/0LN65qFUDDo?...

Bottom line is until we have close to if not 100% turnout and adopt NPVIC so the winner becomes the President, we can't make assertions about the results. Millions of Democrats and Republicans don't vote because their votes don't matter. It's a relic of slavery and it must go.

tRump still hasn't conceded the 2020 election, Kamala shouldn't have conceded 2025. She was a tough prosecutor, a tough senator, I don't understand why she rolled over so quickly?

Because she more than being a prosecutor loves our Constitution and honors the oath she swore to it. Beyond policy, that is where she differs to Donald Trump. Conceding doesn't change the result. Nor is it rolling over.

It's precisely because she is a former prosecutor. She didn't see compelling evidence. She would never act on vibes and feels.

I agree with both points. That doesn't negate the possibility of cheating in 2024. Meanwhile, I await evidence that may or may not ever come.

Trump and Elon rigged that election. If Europe and Germany were smart, they would ban Twitter and Facebook. Elon is going to rig the election in Germany.

And ban DOGE!

Shame on the German people if they let that happen. Of all people, they KNOW better!

I'm all for mandatory voting.

yeah, they can't even come up with tastey errors.

Dept. of Genocidal Egomaniacs

elon falsly ment DUCE but he was to dumb so he tried his scam on Dick Obsessed Gay Elite headed by trump and his maga morons trump loves palmers D

Department of Grifting Elon

DOGE= Don Overestimated Greedy Elon.

Or Department of Give it to Elon… just trying to enrich himself for sure!

Department of Gross Egregiousness

Or … Department of Gross Egotists

Indeed! 🤬

“I want you to shush” should be the standard response to anything tRump says

"Put a lid on it you old fart". Works on me for a couple of seconds. Then off I go again.

🤭😂

Even the little nose-picking mongrel is above tRump.

Yep !

Reality Check !

DOGE = DESTROYING OUR GOVERNMENT EVERY TIME !

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Department Of Gargantuan Egos

DOGE=DEPARTMENT OF GROSS ERRORS This is a perfect description of these inexperienced, incompetent lackeys that are helping Musk dismantle our institutions! THANK YOU GEORGE TAKEI

Drudges of Gross Errors.... Department makes them seem too ...(positively) consequential.

Department of Gratuitous Eggs

What are you DOING about it @georgetakei.bsky.social

you had me at “doing” ✊🏻🩶

DOGE = Department Of a Greedy Egomaniac

I call them the little DOGgiEs

How accurate

Is DOGE the worst part of the Musk Approved Grifters Alliance

So who thought using DOGE which sounds very close to DODGE a dying car brand was a good idea exactly?

Like it!!👍

Dog-E-Doos.

Instead of being Robbin hood. He’s stealing from the old and poor to enrich himself. What a grotesque fraud

Department of Grand Extorsion.

Department of garbage eaters

Department Of Grotesque Egos…

BINGO! 👍🏼

Call your Reps and Senators 202-224-3121 Remind the scared cowering lying sacks of shit If they think ELON will primary them. Just wait until AMERICA VOTERS get done with them.

Heavy emphasis on the Gross.

The DOGE was the head Oligarch of Venice and Genoa It’s no coincidence that Musk and Trump chose this word They’re telling us plainly that they intend to end our Democracy

Despotic Oligarchs Get Everything!

I might be sticking with “Douche.”

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DOGE = Dastardly Oligarchs Generating Evil

The only thing I think of when I see DOGE is: Which is sad, cause I love dis dawg.😭🤣

It's not that clever, DOGE is a cryptocurrency Musk is involved with. I bet he wet his pants when he/they came up with that acronym

Department of Genocide Enablers

MAGA - Mad Americans Go Apeshit

I also like: DOGE = Devoid Of Genetic Evolution

Department of Gross Egos?

Demented Oligarchs Grifting Everyone

Depraved also works! That way the younger ones are included.

Amazing that Democrats are on the wrong side of every issue for America.

Good guess

Thanks Boris

I did used to like that cartoon when I was a kid.

What an idiotic thing to say "You guys are ALWAYS wrong and we're ALWAYS right" Cult member

😆

SNAP, George !

DOGE. Department of Grab Everything

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once more with alt text

Sorry! Will do better. Here is that one with alt text:

At present, We have C-PAC here in P.G., MD at Harbour Place celebrating all of this Destruction, Gleefully ! Burn Everything that Musk Owns Down to the Ground, Everywhere !

No notes.

"Department of Gross Errers" also applies.

Department Of Gaslighting Everyone

They have certainly made a bunch of them. Firing people and then realizing they really need those folks, but they wiped their information and are scrambling to find them. How about them make wild claims about fraud, and then pulling a Trump and inflating the numbers to sound better in the news.

And the: Department of Government Extinction

I call them Dogé. Because they are VERY DODGY.

Dismantling Our Great Empire

Dredging old grievances again

MAGA = Morons Are Governing America

Get along little dog..E, get along!

They're fully on purpose

The one piece that Trump and his Project 2025 missed to put in place before their takeover is the GESTAPO. That means, people, even MAGA who now realise what they have unleashed, do not need to have fear to speak up. Movements can arise freely and cause change. It is not too late yet.

Perfect

NO! This is exactly the wrong take because it accepts the namesake premise that efficiency is the goal. DESTRUCTION is the goal! It's evil not incompetence!

Department of douche.

Defenders Of Greedy Elites

Good one!

You are wrong on this one Hikaru Kato Sulu. DOGE = Druggy Oligarch Grifting Everyone. Love you wit and humor on this site!

Department of Government Elimination!!!

I like to think that there is also only one of the dismissed people fucked by the DOGE who voted enthusiast for Trump and runs in a cybertruck.

Department of Gross Elon.

Dept of gross extortion

Never forget

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/o...

DOGE = Department of Greedy Egomaniacs

Jail time coming. And eventual cancelations of government contracts, and all of the free money that son of a bitch received from American taxpayers.

it's pronounced douche

To put it very, very mildly.

Department of Giagantic Egos (and tiny penises)

Wait! They actually have penises?

Department of Giant Exaggerations

DOGE = Depot of Grotesque Ego

Greedy Embezzlers

Dickless. Oligarchs. Gutting our. Economy.

DOGE = Department of Gigantic Errors

Dodgy is a good description for them

DOGE = Department of Government Evil

I saw a sign today at a #50501 protest that said "Department of Greed and Evil"... that tracks better.

#DOGE at work... It accidentally... fired workers overseeing our nuclear stockpile fired workers trying to contain bird flu crashed mexicare and medicaid I mean error is a way to weak word for that!

😆🤪🤣🤪😆

Shut this drug addled insanity down.

@mikecrapo.bsky.social

I see what you did there......

DOGE = we'll steal all Americans'personal data to corrupt all future elections and set up a Big Brother state.

Douchebaggery of Grave Endangerment

Department of Gluttonous Evil

Led by Elon and Felon…

I was calling it Department of Government Embezzlement. I am now calling it Department of Gimme Everything

Certainly not efficiency or saving money. Musk and junior interns are eating the seed corn. One example, firing scientist working on Alzheimer's disease will most certainly cost 1 million times more money than it saves. Typical, tech bro move fast and break things. Hey bro, breaking things is bad.

DOGE-BAGS :)