This must be a personal love letter to his boss

See how fast little Narco resigns when Trumpy tells him to go check out the frontlines over there.

Rubio is an abject wanker

Thank you Donald Trump for putting Putin's interests first, even if it leads to WWWIII.

He’s a mini mini me me!! p u t i n s boy.

“Standing up for America”? Against whom? Ukraine? Lil’ Marco giving a master class in simpering.

just when you think he can't go lower

or gimping?

And yet he still managed to write a letter showing his controller that he is in complete agreement; the only thing Republicans care about is money and power. I never thought I’d live to see our government agents falling over themselves to pledge allegiance to a dictator (or two).

Someone threatened his family? That's how a mafia works, right?

Apparently, he couldn’t grow a pair.

He looks like he's excited for a pudding pop.

💭(Fill in the blank)

I must demonstrate my loyalty to the dear leader.

Ew, yes. So gross.

God I wish this couch would just swallow me now.

Good one!😄

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

"Obama knew exactly what he was doing... *sigh*"

Lil Marco

Very lil 🤏

Little Marco Rubio has no spine.

Been replaced....that was fast youtu.be/vbLYsIYmCcw?...

He's a coward.

He left his cajones in a sand trap at Mar A Lago

He wilted! 🥀

Marco, Marco, shame, shame, shame. They say our true character comes out in times of crisis - - what did you find out about yourself, Lil Marco? We found out all we need to know about you. When under duress, you sell out.

He sold his soul a long time ago.

Yeah making a prison deal with the Dictator of Venezuela!! To include US Citizens!! F them.

💪

He's gotten smaller.

Yes, he actually looks like he’s shrinking right before our 👀 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He sold his soul for power like so many other republicans

Maco's role was that of a BIT (Bully In Training).

He’s lost. Forget him. Let’s DRUM UP, STIR UP some Democratic leadership! Dems should be all over television and media today and tomorrow. They’re invisible!!

I agree. Dem leadership can’t think beyond connecting the usual dots.

The women on the podcast "I've Had It" call him "kitten heels" and we think that's adorable. 🤣🤣🤣

They speed up the asshat in chief's voice so it's slightly tolerable.

Ikr? It's hilarious. We love their show. 🦋💙

I just wish they'd cuss more 😆

I don't wish to correct, but 'kitten heels' refers to Ron DeSantis as seen in this infamous image, they refer to Marco simply as little marco:

Like Mike Kehoe- "cowardly boot licking sycophantic drivel"

So America will be first by putting America last? Our place in the world has disappeared in less than 40 days. We are no longer respected, and are hated instead. Soon we will pull out of NATO, then the U.N. will have to move its HQ, to Brussels. It's gonna be mighty lonely out here, mighty lonely.

Hell at this rate, we might get expelled from NATO.

Well, we get Putin in return. I'm sure the GOP cowards are going to love working for him full time.

I do not foresee any acknowledgement from Putin that trump is a friend in any way.

And dangerous!!!

Oh FFS.

mike keyhole doesn't speak for this Missourian. What a backwoods winters bone state i live in.

What interests? He means standing up for Russians' interests

Right? Trump couldn't find Missouri on a map and he thinks anyone cares what the Governor of Flyover Country thinks? (to be clear, I'm on the KC side of this Flyover state) What a disgusting suck up.

How is it America first when that traitor is dismantling it like Hitler did in 53 days?! It’s Trump first not America!

It’s amazing what men will do to stay next to power, even if it is illegitimate power!

#liddlemarcoisaspinelessweasel

He wrote exactly what he was told to write.

I agree 👍

Marco, blink twice if you’re in danger.

😄🤭👍🏽

Meh. He was happy to write it. He just shut doen usa global malaria prevention which will kill millions. He's the same as them.

This is an epic take down.

Rubio has become a Trump 🫏kisser

He sold his soul & handled his balls to the orange insurrectionist for a position in a traitorous administration that betrayed the American people, sided w/war criminals & made us a pariah among all the remaining Democratic Nations of the world.He was slumping on the oval sofa cuz he lacks a spine.

I love Swalwell’s passion and can’t think of a time I’ve disagreed with him but this is not how I want adults to be talking to each other. The internet is forever and this is tacky. He’s far from the only one though (I cuss more than I speak non-cussing words. Just not in electronic correspondence)

Nah. Screw that. Swalwell didn’t go far enough. What he said isn’t anywhere near what Rubio fricking deserves to hear 24/7/365. I’m actually coming around to the fact that that our reps need to start yelling stuff like this in public!

💙 Eric Swalwell for this!! And Trump has dementia; he is a crazy pops who was probably sundowning. No excuses for JD. They are so transparent. It was a setup, an ambush, and Zelensky was very professional. Unlike the rest of them.

Zelenskyy was the only adult in the room.

Absolutely. the rest were indignant toddlers.

calling them toddlers is being too kind. they were common criminals.

My mistake. 😉

understandable. i don't hold it against you.✌️☺️👍 thanks for the follow back😄

Absolutely 😉

💙🤗

It was just heartbreaking to see the Ukrainian ambassador sitting there with her face buried in her hands!

I didn't notice that! I'll have to watch it again. That's sad. 😪

JD reminds me of a kid looking for daddy’s approval

That perfectly fits him. 🤭

That’s because he is a child seeking daddy’s approval!

Just like DonnieJr & lil Eric!

What does this communicate to the country? He is not my Vice President.

It says JD Vance is not a pretty communist girl? I just thought it was funny. He's an idiot. 🙄

Rs are accepting Trump act like a toddler. Imagine if Biden acted like Trump for every time Trump insulted him So unprofessional and now the whole world saw who Trump is except his cult members

Exactly. They exist in an alternate reality. I was embarrassed to be an American that day. 😪

Zelenskyy had more poise, courage, and leadership in his big toe than Trump's entire administration and yes man could ever have

I completely agree 👍

Traitors and Fifth Columnists, one and all.

The 25th amendment doesn’t apply when it became obvious they are Russian agents. This nullifies their titles in our government. Any and all of our law enforcement including our military have not just the right to remove them from our government, but a sworn duty to remove them. Immediately!

arrest traitors now

I wish the 25th amendment was that easy.

there is much choreography with it all, contrived provocatively, see? you're fishing 4 a catch yet nothing provides a 2nd step when hypothesis isn't supported rethinking approach equally effective as new hypothesis

Agreed The dems should call for it now

Its so scary. How far will this go? What more damage must be done before Congress calls it in. Will Russia be running this nation? What is happening?

What about the tabulators in swing states that show very abnormal results? Where are the recounts, we should be demanding these! We can throw the whole lot of ‘em out😳

As Trump said, "Elon knows all about voting machines".

He became even littler To serve America’s Hitler

That should be part of song lyrics

Little Marco Rubio is a MAGA Putinist Stooge.

Little Marco is a very apt! Little teeny tiny balls that seem to have been removed before he took office...

Wait for Trump to side with Maduro next, I'm sure Little Marco and his base will be delighted

little marco has shrunk even further

I think he was watching a different channel than us.

Rubio is a cowardly, butt kissing POS

Wtf zel? Trump will never support you wake up

I'm just glad that Kier Starmer appears to have got some courage from somewhere and is publicly supporting Zelensky and Ukraine.... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Soon, all of Europe will be against us. This will kill our trade, and we will be isolated from the rest of the world, with the exception of Russia, and China, both of whom want to take us over, if they haven't already.

Only 1/3 of the US voted that corrupt clown-show into office, another 1/3 of you voted for sanity. The final 1/3 are as bad as the those who voted FOR him as they did nothing to stop it happening. It's time for the 2/3 who never wanted him to join forces & do something about it.

I feel like the 1/3 who did not vote are probably out there hustling and trying to survive day to day, and politics are nowhere near their sphere of awareness. The gap has already been gapping for quite some time (ha, gapping instead of gaping! I’m leaving it as is)

That may have been the case up until now for that final 1/3, but now is the time for them to take notice and start doing something....anything....to stop the rot before the US implodes in on itself.

A full 81% said Putin can't be trusted. That means we have to figure out how to make common cause with people whose votes or lack of voting dismayed or disgusted us. I'd like to sit back and shame them too, but we can't do this alone.

You'll have to to begin with. As an outsider, I'd just be ignored and/or dismissed by trump supporters if I said anything to them.

Felons cannot vote and we have the largest prison population on the face of the planet WITHOUT factoring per capita numbers into it. There is much more voter suppression in the US than you recognize.

While I agree with your sentiment, I think you're failing to realize how bad the situation is for so many Americans & that this is *by design* so people can't risk revolt bc they'd be homeless without working every single waking moment or they are just too sick to or they can't afford to travel or

Yep, I agree, I don’t know how bad it is and many are powerless.

I hope so… this is terrifying to watch

*Keir

Yeah after he offered an invite for a STATE visit to the orange idiot. Disgusting!!

It's called diplomacy. It's also "keeping your friends close, and your enemies even closer". There will come a point where the UK decides to take off the gloves.

I surely hope so, but it still feels wrong to kiss the idiot’s behind

📌

trump put his hand on Zelenskyy!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

If this didn't make you ashamed, then you weren't paying attention. We are now officially hated by most of the democratic nations of the world.

Believe it or not there are “Muricans” who are cheering yesterday’s performance.

The people who won't vote for a woman much less a black woman? I call them Amerikkkans.

Willfully ignorant fools!! The only ones who could see this and think that is great! We told him!

They aren't American by any stretch. All traitors, and all stupid anyone that supported that act

Basically we're fucked!

Yes, and every single silent republican is too blame!

They have become the Great Fascist Party, the Party of Felons.

I am ashamed of my government. Sad for all Americans. Some just don't realize, yet, what they have done. NATO should expel us and include Ukraine if that is possible.

Agreed! Its humiliating to have these fools represent us this way. And domestically, our govt is f*king us, almost as if they want to kill us - its so strategic & so intentional are they in breaking our spirits. Wtf are our leaders in CONGRESS?

NATO won’t have to expel us, I’m sure leaving NATO is on trumps list of things to do.

Repost this far and wide. You can help win back the House. On April 1st two seats come up for grabs. We must win. I'm with Bernie, Obama, Harris, Jeffries. All are scrambling to raise as much money as possible, but NOW we need you to support these two candidates. joshweil.us and gayforcongress.com

Some people are tops. Some are bottoms. He’s just a Little Limp Dick… like Ted Cruz. Rubio: “I wanna bweee a vewy vewy “impotent” wascal.”

🤣🤣

They’re all cowards.

Not courage... stupidity!

Marco the Spineless tried sinking into the couch the way Homer disappeared into the hedge.

So true!!!

I literally just said this to my husband. 💯 no lies detected.

Yes! A perfect comparison!

@jenny-sais-quoi.bsky.social - gigglesnort. I am now a big fan of Eric

Yessum. I’ve been for a long time.

Little Marco shrank into the quantum realm. Now, Big Marco needs to change his ID or get some gender affirming surgery... Wait, that's illegal in Florida, isn't it..

I predict Rubio will be gone in 3 weeks (or less). What a lizard.

He looked like a scared little boy watching his bully father having a temper tantrum.

when mom and dad are fighting and you make yourself as small as possible hoping they dont drag you into the argument.

He thought if he could shrink into the couch far enough JD "eyeliner is gender affirming care" Vance would fuck him.

U know the bad part, I actually used to think he had a backbone

Really? After Trump humiliated him in the 2016 debates yet Little Marco came running back to lick the boots twice as hard?

It’s shame how many politicians had potential, only to throw it away for an 🍊🤡

Marquito is who he’s always been. Why is everyone surprised?

Only Rubio knows what he was quietly thinking to himself #CowardlyMarco #CowardlyRubio

Trump has castrated Rubio #CowardlyMarco #CowardlyRubio

He is shrinking, not made for hot water

Patton Oswalt did it as a goof, this Rubio motherfucker looked like a Fathead with an attitude

What's stopping Swalwell campaigning his colleagues to file impeachment papers? YOU grow a pair.

You do realize the next 6 in line are all loyalists right? for it to have chance we at at least need speaker.

Yeah. Vance doesn't have the blind/fearful support that Trump has. No one [by that I mean republicans] is afraid of vance. I get your point though. 👍

Hey i'm all for it but they really stacked the deck this time. If it is worth the effort It would how ever put the names on record of who voted to destroy the US. I don' know.

They sure did.

‪ Chance for speaker in 4 weeks: FL 6th @joshweil.bsky.social FL 1st @gayforcongress.bsky.social NY 21st @blakegendebien.bsky.social @nationalgroundgame.bsky.social

No America is NOT with you!

Wow. Just wow. Rubio is also compromised? Easiest explanation. Did he forget about our guarantee to protect Ukraine?

Maybe Putin knows more about the ties between Rubio and Tony Lazzaro...

Or maybe it's simply because he has already committed to Trump? It would be difficult for Rubio to successfully change sides now?

I guess to dominate a guy you would use multiple ties - even if one breaks, the others still keep him on a leash.

Sounds efficient

WHY ISN'T Rep Swallwell ON THIS APP? SOMEBODY GO GET HIM PLEASE?

bsky.app/profile/eric...

bsky.app/profile/tele...

Exactly 💯 so glad Ukraine has a real leader in these dark days

Rubio has zero integrity.

He looked like he was trying to remember Bible verses in order to stay the course, a technique I'm sure he uses with his wife as well.

Out of all of them, Hawley, Cruz, Jordan… Rubio is the biggest fart swallowing bitch in politics. Zero redeeming value, agrees with whatever he thinks will get him further, and has a smooth patch of skin where his balls should be. Just a complete fucking disgrace.

He is no longer little. He is invisible. He will not survive NPD abuse.

Russia wants us back in medieval times so lil’ Marco joined the underground Skoptsy Sect & is a eunuch. The only explanation at this point. This could be true. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

🤭

best line yet

fubio: "You think I'm sitting here doing nothing, but the joke's on you........... I have Mr. Trumps dildo shoved so far up my ass, I'm in 7th heaven. I can't wait til this meeting is over and I can have some real fun"

Lol

"Little Marko" what a joke!

He’s gone from Little Marco to Tiny Marco to Traitor Marco.

He just gets Littler and Littler

GAWD

he got littler

He got Hitler.

He has proven to actually be LITTLE Marco.

Good for Swalwell, calling out Marco on his sycophancy.

Yeah, at least grow a Pea sized pair - wow what a display of bad character

He probably got a spanking. Little Marco.

“In a way that no president has ever done” Completely accurate.

To be fair no pres has invited a wartime leader, who we support, to the the Whitehouse to SURRENDER to our enemy ! ? 🤔

Which… would be my point. 🙄

WHAT. ???? Video shows the truth 🙌

This American is not with you.

Not with who

The cheeto

He is just another in a long line of ass kissing whipping boys!!

Trump has Little Marco by his rubios

Rubles

Marco Rubles? Nice ring to it.

Very!

👏👏👏👏👏

smfh

And stunningly Rubio is likely the only one qualified to be a cabinet member. He got SoS in the least respected and most embarrassing administration… karma.

We know who butters his bread.

"Mr. President, would you please slap me again? It felt SO good!"

in all fairness, at least he didn't grab for a bottle of water.

& in muskrat’s cabinet meeting he looked like the stench was so bad he scooted away from 🍊💩🍑

ALL I CAN SAY TO LITTLE MARCO IS JUST HOW IS STANDING UP TO PUTIN OUR ENEMY GOOD FOR OUR COUNTRY. RUBIO ANOTHER TRAITOR. LETS JUST GET RID OF THEM ALL

😂😂😂

Little Marco got smaller and smaller.

Marco has no choice, he drank the KOOL-AID. His career is now going to be gauged by Trump's failures. Once in the CULT forever in the CULT.

they all need the Aldo tattoo so forever they will wear the mark of maga

With plastic straws!

But of course!

👍😂

Nothing. He was always a wimp willing to sell his soul.

Spineless Rubio sold his empty soul 🤡

That photo was proof that Rubio has no spine!

I’m American. Don’t you fu***** ever speak for me Dumbass. Sit the F*** down & slither your a** away to some dark hole. Be gone, Mini Marco.

Nothing. He’s the same guy he’s always been. But that Swalwell character… I love that guy!

Just from years of reluctant observation, evidence seems to support the theory any male wanting entry into Trump's White House Chorus Line of Cringing Sycophants, he must enter as an eunuch.

Someone hilariously posted if he shrank further into the sofa Vance was going to

LMFAO!!!!!

Liddle brain Marco knows that he made biggest mistake of his Life by accepting to be a secretary of state. He should have know that be will be chewed and thrown out. But little brain can’t think.

He gave up that Cushy Senate Gig....what a dope

Hey little marco, did you not remember that everything the felon touches dies!! Good luck little buddy. You should start shopping for a casket!!

There's a reason he looked uncomfortable

🤣

He thought he just signed up to be a sock puppet and just now realized:

This is a picture of a man—a once-mighty, thought-to-be leader of a political party—now a scared, cowardly shell of himself. A man who sold his soul to the devil... and lost his balls in the process. There's no growing of more balls. #Rubio #NoBalls

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That looks like trauma response to an abuser. Highly likely that Rubio has experienced that kind of abusive behavior from Trump in private before. Now the whole world gets to see that kind of entitlement rage by Trump. Expect to see more as Trump slides further into the haze of dementia.

I had those same thoughts while watching him. Good catch.

Little Marco shrank!

He proved how little he is!

Thank you, Eric! So many of us agree with your observation!! 👏🇺🇦💯🇺🇦👏

Don’t know. Swallwell sure is rising to the moment though.

Marco Rubio in the sofa: I want my PlayStation NOW! 😫

He literally sank into the couch like a coward ...

He sold his soul to the devil 🔥 Witness the empty vessel of his body perched on the couch next to Komrade Vance in the Oval on Friday 🇷🇺

He sunk so far into that couch, I thought jd was gonna fuck him

Bam, instafollow!

I'm done. You win today's internet. 👑

😂😂😂😂😂

lmao. Here, you dropped this. 👑

Republicans are soulless ghouls who have no balls at all. Whimpering little boot lickers. Pathetic. Can you imagine being married to one of those? 🤮

Marco is pitiful

Newsflash - nothing happened - he was always a spineless jellyfish.

He sold his soul... 👿

Dude blink twice if you need rescuing

He’s even littler.

#Impeach

I wish I could boost this more if he was on here in his official capacity. He's right, though!

Oh how I love Eric Swalwell.. always tells it like it is ❤️

🤷🤦😞

He didn’t put America first, he dropped us into last

This is nuts,what next?

He’d have to transition to get a pair.

What in the four corners of the world happened to Rubio?!?!

He just froze... Marco Polio

Little Marco became littler

His balls shrank…

I wondered that myself.

bsky.app/profile/woke...

Reminder about Senate Intelligence subcommittee report on Russian interference in the 2016 election (chaired by Marco Rubio) ... "The Committee report found that the Russian government had engaged in an "extensive campaign" to sabotage the election in favor of Donald Trump." is.gd/tvY3LO

He’s spineless always was even as Senator Russian agent just like Trump.

Marco had to dig deep to squeeze out those words

Grow a pair is right!

His chest seems to have caved in on itself.

Seriously, blink twice if you need help, Marky!

😉😉

😣😐😣😐

He shrank

Little Marco, what a worm!!!

Rubio is an opportunist, capable of selling his own soul for political gains.

He followed the blueprint from Lady Lindsey

Lindsey almost got the vapors this time. Maybe get him a fainting couch to be in call.

He also got a lot of $ in 2016 from RU via the NRA. He is Putin owned.

Com'on George, Water Boys gotta carry water.

He’s another whinny little bitch!! Sat there with his hands folded and didn’t stand up to the bully’s in the Oval Office!!

That spineless disease is spreading to every last republikan in amerika. They couldn't have dirt on every one of them, could they? Just look at all that virtue in one cabinet.

No Putin doesn't have dirt on all of them.. but he had enough on some of them to bring them heel. The rest just followed.

Yeah, some MAGA Baby sitter wrote to post. If Marco had any cujones, he'd resign.

Rubies is bought and paid for with a little minor gay blackmail on the side

Did you mean “gay minor”?

The contrast between meetings says it all youtu.be/FASaYCueelw?...

He got fat.

Hypocrite!!!

#MarcoRubio did not write that. Guarantee.

He got smaller and smaller.

Little Marco must be living in an alternate reality. He looked like everyone watching that sh!tshow felt, and he interprets all that with this asinine comment... he really needs to watch himself in that video and check himself!

So trump was right. He is little marco 🙄. Wow, what a disappointment.

Trump is 99% lies & bs but every now and again he lets slip a gem of insight like his love of 'the uneducated' or his assessment of Rubio back in 2016.

Trump acted like a child on the world stage, throwing a tantrum because he didn't get his way. That's not strength. It's infantile.

What a waste of a human being.

Ever wonder what an abused man looks like...?

Foam boi fawns

He should b ashamed!

Blackmail. What did Marco do that Trump knows?

It's no secret. Marco Rubio is a shriveling little mouse and he wants to be a rat.

Every single repub has visited trumps dump down in Florida- he probably has video cameras in each room and is just blackmailing the he’ll out of all those fools

He doesn’t need to be blackmailed. Rubio is so desperate to be part of the big boys club that he’ll do anything for their approval.

that dog....

Abby, when the DNC servers were hacked at the behest of (insert possible names here), the RNC servers were hacked at the same time. It was shortly after that when all the GOP rump haters did about faces and started falling in line. There are a LOT of Russians in FL to remind them.

He posted that verbal diarrhea before the press conference, though I'm sure he's still the same spineless, dickless bootlicker.

Rubio is a conman with no spine like Cruz. He literally called Trump a conman in 2016, and said he was the most “vulgar person to ever run for president”. He changed his mind when he lost the primary in Florida in 2016 and now licks boots next to Cruz. Both are pathetic shills and should resign.

He couldn’t grow a pair if he tried.

This is perfect

It was a disgrace and disgusting!!! May they burn in Hell

He has become just another mindless soulless minion. His life’s ambition.

Wow!😮

Suck up.

Coward!!!

Shrinkage

He's now Sugar free Marco Flan!!! The latest in spineless jellyfish cuisine!!! #headonapike

❤️

🤬🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Well: he became even smaller.

He joined a cult. And like his leader is milking the republican base for all their entitlement money.

You okay, Rubio? Blink 3 times if you need us to come help you.

He’s become Tumps Cuck toy

Rube Rubio sold his soul to the devil. Hoping this alliance will help him down the road, but really this stain will stay with him the rest of his life.

What happened to little marco is that his gelding is showing.

Marco Rubio. One of world’s greatest shit lickers. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lobotomy is the only explanation I can imagine. Then again, I don’t know much about what goes in during a bloodless coup so it could be something far more sinister but clearly as effective.

He got smaller.

Marcito es stupido

Marco Rubio doesn't exist anymore. His soul has left his body, just like Lindsay Graham. They are neurolinked to Trump and Musk at all cost.

That's a great way to look at it. It's scary and pathetic when people submit to such a terrible, twisted sociopath.

What does trump have on YOU, Marco

Rubio is probably a paedo too.

He remembered to whom his ass belongs.

Wow, courage must have a different meaning now than what I was taught!

What a suck-up dolt he is!

Zelensky did not wear a suit, but trump has a tie. With russia.

Nice one 👍🏻

Underrated reply right here. ⬆️ 😄

Rubio eyeballs Vance. Vance eyeballs couch.

Marco wishes he could have faded away. #Loser

Marco, just after his teacher told him he's missing recess and his mother is being called.

Trump now owns Rubio

🤣🤣🤣

Instant follow.