They have turned the economy around. That’s why it’s tanking. Pretty soon they will all look like clones of dictraitor.🤢🤮

George, not to be rude or anything, but considering you're rich and famous, I'm sure you've seen plastic and/or painted shenanigans at every celebrity event you've ever been to. Lol This is definitely not normal to us but to Hollywood? It's all the rage. 😆 🤣

I think you may have nailed the reason they all start doing this. Trump is the closest approximation they'll get to Hollywood stardom in their lives. And they start to act "Hollywood" like him.

EXACTLY!!!

😱

that is the kind of a face you want to smash flat ... into the wall .. or on the ground ... repeatedly ...

Aww, that will spread all that bronzer all over the wall and floor.... please do that outside!

it looks like Mike Johnson got a little of trumps butt cheek stain right down the middle of his face.

I thought the Republicans were against drag?! Couldn’t this also be considered gender affirming care?! At a minimum, Mike Johnson is a douche in any case.

But nobody contours as badly as Charlie Kirk.

Not to plastic surgery shame, but every woman who goes into the Trump orbit winds up with that overinflated lip look.

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They are blowing them up so much, it just looks painful. It’s like they are turning into carbon copies of each other. Just like Stepford wives.

To be fair, they have turned the economy round.. the problem is that they should not have touched the wheel at all..

He looks like a lobster left under the heat warming lamp too long.

Buncha bitches

Speaker Penis loves Orange

Then the statement 'Speaker Orange loves penis' must be true now he's wearing make-up. If anyone were to say it.

So now Republicans want government intervention in free markets? Huh. I think that’s called “socialism”.

Mini me botox

Oh FFS! They are all closeted drag performers. Come out come out wherever you are! I am convinced they are secretly titillated and slightly swelled when this makeup is being applied and their hair coiffed.

Call a spade of spade, it’s a damn cult.

Please tell me it’s a joke

And they are indeed turning the economy around, but just in the opposite direction.

A wrong turn in other words.

Has anyone considered maybe they are aliens and they just can't get their disguises 100% right...and screw up the skin tone and hair. I mean it would explain a lot.

Cult it is....

A frightening illness, indeed.

Turn it right back downhill here it belongs apparently

And botox

No matter what he does, Mike Johnson will never be able to lose the grade 10 nerd look. He makes (pre punching Biff) George McFly look like macho by comparison.

Who will get the eyeliner ?

Lindsey G 😂

Vance

omg, he looks a fool

One word: disgusting.

And they claim to hate drag. 🙄

Reminds me of Jonestown and we know how that turned out!!!

Deeeeaarr Leader

So gross and disgusting.🤢🤮

Next will be the commemorative ear maxipad.

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The maga goons are setting themselves up for the insanity defense, i.e. "Oh we were all down with TDS," when their fascist takeover inevitably fails and have to answer to the people.

Did anyone check their necks for alien brain parasites?

It's the freskin koolaid!!!😳

It’s exactly what cultists do to emulate and please the cult leader.

🤣

Let’s be honest: Trump is Johnson’s God. He worships a false idol.

The entire corrupt cabinet wears more makeup than RuPaul on the set of Drag Race. #FDT

The MAGA "adults are back in the room". How can he say that with a straight face? We've seen them carry on, calling each other "bitch", accusations of elbowing, the absurd speaker votes. Nothing but senseless grandstanding. Come on Mike. There isn't a single adult in your room; just naughty children

What a boot-kissing douche.

FFS

Not bronzing. Its just the colour that has rubbed off onto his face from chumps ass cheeks

For whatever reason they think if they emulate him it will be better

I'm not sure how your cosplayers are going to feel about this post

Pope of the Oompa Loompas would still fit in a high chair and needs a booster seat at Denny's. He has no business talking about who is or isn't an adult.

Wait till they start getting "Mar-A-Lago Lips"...

So who are these "adults" he's referring to exactly?

Nothing like being in a cult.

I feel like the economy is turning around. It’s going from up to very far down.

#cult

LOL Mikey how butch...

Not a cult though.

I am more concerned about Johnson using the term adults when referring to this regime...

Johnson's bronzing begs the question, does Trump bronze his ass? That could be where Johnson got his

He just wants to be a real boy.

Quite typical behavior in a cult

It looks like a dirty protest.

I can't believe it He's actually becoming a cult leader

It looks like a filter to me. His face is shaped differently.

A lot of them also started to mimic the way he moves his hands, his cadence, etc. They are trained by their PR firms to imitate him and look like him because they believe it will translate into more votes.

I just saw an ad for a vacation spot or hotel booking service (I don't remember which) and their lead-in was "looking for the perfect place to show off your spray-tan?" No. No I am not. Not ever.

I will NEVER spray tan again!

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Hate to say it, but it works. If you work and want to get promoted, start mimicking and dressing and copying speech patterns. I couldn't because it would be a betrayal of me.

* What happens when Trump Declares Martial Law, replacing civilian rule with military authority, suspending civil liberties and allowing the military to enforce laws. *

maybe he is practicing for a drag competition

johnson is even creepier than vance. Who'd have thought that possible?

I've never understood why men who wear so much makeup dislike drag queens, after all they have so much in common.

Is this for real or AI/photoshopped? And why are his cheeks so bulgy? Is he storing nuts in there for the recession?

unintentional result of rimming the orange felon

The only people who say "the adults are back in the room" are children playing pretend. And yes, I extend that definition to any Democrats who say it, as well.

I can't imagine debasing myself like that, I really can't, not for anything. These guys are already wealthy and/or powerful so WTF? Have they really gone all-in with the cult or does Stinky have something that bad on them that he can make them dance to his whims?

Did you watch The Morning Show? I got a month of free streaming so just recently finished the series. It has a storyline of all sorts of people being compromised by social media hacks.

No, I’ll check it out though.

Season 2 and 3 had the hack storyline, also covid 2020, and then Jan. 6, it brought it all back for me. Sometimes the shows were a bit long on the character drama, so I listened while prepping for dinner or chores, but very good show, IMO. I had no idea it was going to bring out these storylines.

brought it all back - meaning, I felt like I felt on those days. I have not forgotten at all.

I never understood putting up a 'trump' flag in front of your house, much less this ... I would put this sign up though (inside a window so it doesn't get stolen -- I am a blue dot in a red area)

“Turn this economy around”. Previously things were looking up. With the current “turnaround” we’ll be looking at the dirt!

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Waiting on that plastic surgeon who does the weird look makeover to get into all of these weirdos

Judge them but by the color of their skin but by the nature of their character. If they style their hair or color themselves like this their character has been shown plain and clear though

Johnsons a liar he's actually the Beaver.

I hate to break it to you but that’s not bronzer. He just forgot to wash his face after pulling his nose out of Trump’s ass.

Silly, sick little man

He looks like he got beat up.

aren't these the same people claiming being trans is a social contagion 😭

No, it's not a sickness. It's a Regime!

They all think it is going to save them - but it won’t!!!

I thought WTF why is he orange lol

That’s about the silliest thing he’s done…. Besides his porn checking and, of course, claiming to be Christian

yesterday i said johnson looks like his face is rejecting him but that pic makes him look like he's his own avatar

Did Donnie sit on his face ?

Adults? More like monkey see, monkey do.

I sometimes wonder if there is a contagious biological agent, like a virus or bacterium, that somehow contributes to this...this...*waves hands around generally* I mean, Toxoplasma gondii infection has been implicated in altered mental states. It doesn't seem farfetched to me.

We didn't want you to "turn the economy around", other than maybe eggs, You inherited the best economy in almost 50 years, and in in less than 2 months, you have us rushing headlong into recession. Well done. It usually takes Republicans 2-3 years to get us into a recession.

Trump must be selling his bronzer now.

Maybe it's like that episode of Next Gen where all the leaders have the mind control bug in them?!?! It seems to be the only logical reason for this insanity.

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That's a Ross Geller spray tan if ever I saw one

Kult

And Vance has been really laying on the eyeliner. WTF?

lol So this is what grow men do in 2025?

Little boys who want to please their orange daddy

Yuck

How could they survive without their pedicures, and hairspray and makeup you know what real men wear

What is this Republican male politician fascination with face makeup and Botox?

Note he said the adults are back in the room. That implies they didn't let the orange toddler in.

The adult right there needs to hit up a Sephora for some makeup tips

Yeah, economy was doing pretty good pre-election... They definitely turned that around.

Mike Johnson also likes to know when his son wanks it because Mike Johnson is a Jesus freak. Ever notice how these "Christians" always yell the loudest about hating pedos and then do shit like that? He's definitely a closeted diddler.

Wonder if they're all wearing diapers ???

Appropriate, since little Moses is taking America back to the Bronze Age

It's a CULT!

These people are pathetic

Too much sun on the green last week ?

And they're saying we have "Trump Derangement Syndrome." I think they're projecting a bit.

This queen has been waiting for this moment. The American Fop.

Looks like the makeup they put on my cousin when she was playing one of the little orphan kids and Les Miserables.

😆 actually, mikey, the adults unfortunately have quit.

From a good economy to shit, I agree with that

Monkey see. Monkey do. 😂

Does he have a secret he is just dying to tell?

Are you sure this isn't AI? He doesn't look normal. Kinda puffy and fake. Could be hard to tell the difference from the original, but still. 🤔

Botoxed bronzer. Puff and polish.

Very cult-y. Creepy as hell! Stepford Wives creepy….

I love your posts! Usually they reflect my thoughts exactly but so much more eloquently!

It’s because they have no idea what a real role model is because, yeah.

He actually looks like he smeared poop across his forehead. Tim Walz got it right. "They're weird."

Sudden flashback...

🤣

Herd Conformity just like at recess time in Grammer School.

Check his hard drive

BUT IT’S NOT A CULT!!!!!!

This is the real Trump Derangement Syndrome. People in close proximity to him start saying/doing deranged things.

Looks like a "Simpsons" cartoon of a politician. That is sad, and I am a Democrat. 😔

He looks hideous

Maybe it's gonna be an amendment, wearing orange makeup!

What you call Trump's bronzing, we call, it 🟠 Orange-Black face.⚫️ It's blackface bc one can tell Trump likes to hide his face, & the edges of his make-up line always turn darker. Its his rank aura causing chemical reaction, & BOOM-- 🟠orange-blackface⚫️!!.

In full makeup to repeat the party leader's talking points.

What adults are in the room? We haven't seen or heard from any, yet, Little Mikey.

Again. You mean turn this economy around again. They already took a humming economy and turned it around once.

Gang sign. I'd love to be a fly on the wall the day he comes home and his wife realizes he's no longer aware of the makeup.

Well, they certainly did turn it around. You have to give them that.

Straight into the ground is a direction, right?

Good thing they are making Trump Derangement Syndrome a mental illness. These MAGAts are suffering from it bad and we'll need a lot of medical facilities to put them in.

Trump seen here telling Mike Johnson not to use so much bronzer.

Is there a Mini-Me?

I just assume there's a DJT colored self tanning both at marolago that you must go through after kissing the ring

kinda like the yellow streak stigma though more in your face

It is a cult.

There are plenty of historical examples of this from the 16th to 18th century of people imitating everything from limp to hunchback to be more like their ruler.

So, first you crash it, then you fix it?

I think the bronze just rubbed off Trump's shriveled ass.

A disease that they seem to carry that we must stomp out of them.

Lookalike filler and bronzer 🤣🤣🤣

They are just… so… very… weird.

Actually - they are all additional side effects from drinking the orange kool-aid. Diarrhea, dehydration and stupidity being the most prevalent.

Looks like the adults like other men in bed too. Ehh, Mikey? I really see you as a catcher: not a pitcher if you know what I mean.

Next JD will hike his pants up under his moobs, wear lifts, and lean forward like a centaur.

"We're going to turn this economy around." -Yep, they took the strong economy that Biden left them and turned it around so that we're on the brink of a recession.

I guess into the toilet is a turn?

He looks like an AI representation could be an improvement in the intelligence department…

It's. A. Cult. A death cult at that.

They have turned it around from 📈 to 📉

It's getting easier and easier to pick out the men to stay away from.

These men sure wear a lot of makeup for folks who send so much hate to drag queens.

The constant putting down of people who don’t idolize felon is crazy. I’m sorry, who voted for a 34 time convicted felon who wants to take away everyone rights under the guise of fixing what they think the left ruined with their empathy for other people? This is a dumb time in history.

Why would anyone in their right mind want to look like the orange turd pile? Oh, right mind - there’s the catch.

He looks horrible

They hate gender affirming till they need to do it.

Is he confirming his gender as drag queen? 'Cause I learned these makeup tips from drag queens, personally.

All he needs now is a maxi pad over his ear.

Maybe it’s maga. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

So so disturbing! Cloning themselves in his disgusting image!

Boebert is also almost as orange as little d. If this is eugenics these days, we will soon be a nation of Oompa Loompas.

Before long they’ll be wearing wigs and pumps.

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Either a requirement or a nod to his fealty

Cult. It’s a cult.

I believe the republicans HAVE turned the economy around, causing it to go on a massive decline! Before they took control the U.S. had the best and largest economy in world history.

Nice cheekbones! Which bronzer do you use for accents?

They already turned it around. Betting they can't turn it back in the right direction. Too stupid to admit they were wrong, or they want it crashed.

Clown make-up.

And bronzing without blending. Eek!

Johnson clearly eats tЯ☭mp’s ass…