Big story. But not in the way he thinks.

He should have hit him harder.

Didn't hit him hard enough. Js lol

😆

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He should have hit him harder 🤣🤣🤣

Whew! Lucky that they didn't tear his paper-thin skin!

the man is bald as an eagles egg!

wasn’t hard enough!

Dollars to donuts that poor f*cker ends up in the hoosegow in El Salvador.

Harder

Somebody should throw a shoe at Felon 47. Every time.

So great. Then move on to heavier things.

instead of hawking teslers, he should start a “Pow, right in the kisser” booth featuring himself. charging $1 a pop, he would finally be a billionaire

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And liberals are the snowflakes. JFC

Too bad she didn’t knock out his false teeth.

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With everything else going on at the moment you’re picking on this? He was hardly livid and barely reacted to the innocent mistake. There’s so much else to talk about!

🤣😅😂😅😂😝 he is such an a$$

He prefers a russian peniski to hit him in the face.

When I first saw the "Whoops!" response, I thought it was because the wind shifted his 'do and his satan horns were showing in the pic on the right. 😈

HANDS OFF OUR DEMOCRACY protest coming April 5th to a city near you. See your local #50501 for details.

Didn't hit him hard enough

What a pathetic pussy....

Can I deport this person?

Shoulda been a baseball bat.

OH OH prison time...

He could use a few more smacks across the face

Didn't whack him hard enough

Bahahahha

doesn't look like it helped, maybe try again

The people calling the left “snowflakes” for not wanting to be shot or beaten for their heritage or sexual preferences are demanding an apology (after one was already given) and the removal of press passes, just for an incidental bump with a soft microphone? Yeah, that tracks.

Should have labelled it "Putin's Cock" and he would have opened his mouth.

He’s mad…as many times as he has been hit in the face with Putin’s D?!

Giggle….Thoughts and prayers to the microphone. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy

I needed a good laugh. Thank you.

😂

He'll probably wear an oversized maxipad on it, saying it was an assassination attempt.

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Kann ich bestätigen 👍🏻

Somebody give that reporter a bigger microphone. Maybe duct tape some dead fish to it too.

Nice meme on the go here in Canada. Monty python, the fish slap.

What a wuss .. he was ready to cry.. so laughable

Such a tough guy.

A Godfather's gaze... screenrant.com/the-godfathe...

I loved every second and watched it several times. He’s such a pussybitch, did you see the look he put out. Stfu and sit down!

If his hand bruise is any indication, can’t wait to see the bruise on this one!

Well I send my thoughts & prayers to Donald. Pretty sure he won’t like what I’m thinking & what I’m praying for! If you know what I mean.

Where is the video? I want to watch this over and over again.

Not sad

Needed the laughs this thread provided, thx

Can we attach a bloody maxi or tampon to it next time? I want to see his look when his ugly mug touches it.

I wish there had been a brick hidden in there!

Did a cloud of orange makeup billow off him?

Hopefully it had some ricin on it 😮‍💨

after all his interactions with Putin, you think he'd be used to having things shoved into his mouth

Putin poison him?

You can't swing a dead cat anymore without hitting a facist!

yup but the jokes on the people who asked a question. a serious question and got another heaping of bullshit

Satisfying!!!!

Perfect!!

That microphone now has at least 20 new STD's and a coating of Adderall dust.

And smells of "armpits, ketchup, makeup, and a little butt."

And "Sedition" (insert thunderclap here)

Guess who’s next

Too bad it wasn't an Arabian Scimitar moving at high speed...

Mic punch is the new mic drop 🤣

Another brave troubled soul made an attempt on trumps fragile egg shell brain.

Glad to hear Herb Welch is still around

Is anyone searching for the recording device?

Probably be arrested

That .makes me 😃

She came up on him like a bitch!

Didn't hit him hard enough Where was secret service to help him up with some fake blood on his chin? Lol 😆 phoney bitch 🤣

To be that person who got to grace his face with a fluffy mic lol

Damn, I missed it...

It was competing for time against Putin's dick slapping him in the face.

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The mic had one job…

A ball bat has far more reach...just saying.

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That microphone should get tested for STDs.

It's too bad someone couldn't dump a bucket of Diarrhic Shit on Donnie!

Better yet George

Should have been a bat.

One like Negan carried.

Very true

Did he sign a EO to have her immediately executed?

Try a brick next time, sister!

But his makeup stayed on. : - )

Don't tell me Trump has never been hit by a d*ck slap!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

🙎🏻‍♀️🗯️Ewwww~Hand wash the microphone’s Zeppelin Fur Windcover Windscreen in Woolite in order, removing the saliva and orange pan makeup‼️

the hit wasn't nearly hard enough

Tell him it's a give from Putin and watch him try to suck it.

Cadet Bone Spurs is a whiny cry baby

Drama queen, seeking attention. I used to do that when I was a child.

Reporter ought to know that Trump won't fellate the fluffy ones.

She will be on the next plane to El Salvador

Next time put your back into it.

Again; harder!

Now with a sledgehammer

Orange ya glad I didn't use my fist?

He finally met a microphone he didn't like. These jokes write themselves.

such a whiny bitch.

😂😂

A brick would have been better.

THAT IS HORIBLE. iT IS GOING TO TAKE A LOT OF DISINFECTANT TO REUSE THAT MIKE.

Surprised he isn't wearing a neck brace.

Or glued a maxi pad to his ear…agsin…agsin!!!

Shocked he hasn't called it another assassination attempt

What a lovely Mike drop moment

They were just trying to buff his makeup, there's no blending at all.

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Everything is perceived as an insult. So petty. Never humble, never empathetic, never kind or forgiving.

lol, what a loser

next time put a healthy dose of ricin on the microphone.

That a Russian thing, isn't it?

polonium tea or a nice high window will work in a pinch.

Or thallium. Slow, painful death becomes him.

Shame that there wasn't a sudden explosive surprise at the end of that mike.

I hope a trans person wiped it across their privates 👍😂😂

It was a paid actor. Victim identified.

Oopsie daisy.

Are you paid by comicsans?

Berlusconi faceva queste cose già venti anni fa. E tante altre

Honestly my first instinct would be to laugh hysterically! Just like when Cadet Bone Spurs #34 climbed the stairs to Air Force One with toilet paper stuck onto his shoe.

I couldn't think of anything sarcastic to say when that happened, but I didn't wish Trump good thoughts during the mishap.

Trump's default toddler brain never misses an opportunity to show us what he truly fears.

Hope the mic's okay, must have been a traumatic incident for it, might take years to recover from, that mic will need a lot of therapy... 😂

Did it think servicing Putin was next week?

Should have knocked him tf out.

I'd like to high-five him... in the face... with a shovel... but I value my shovel too much

We'll stop at the hardware store on the way home.

I'm willing to part with mine if you're so inclined. ;-)

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Thats his mindset, that he clinched on for something so small, dems yall should see this figuratively, call out every word, do what he does wout cause. Or theyll be no avenue to do it. Not the guys last Friday u dont deserve, you will see him narcasist rage, dont expect rules, see him as he sees u

That person would have been considered a hero if they had taken him out

Too bad it didnt have novichok on it

Must be tough to remove makeup from that fuzzy wind protector on the microphone.

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Over reacting much?🤣

I be she did it on purpose. First Lady Donald will probably try and deport her.

I'd hit him with something a bit more stout than a microphone...and I'll just leave it at that

Bet old bone spurs is getting a purple heart for that Home of the brave

Do it again!

OFF with his head! I mean, that's what I imagine he's thinking.

Once you've incurred the wrath, you might as well do it again but harder, right?

I'm as amused as anyone but holy tapdancing Moses that website is teeeerrible.

If it was an NPR journalist who got him, I feel like my donation has been more than worth it.

Poor guy got lightly brushed with a fuzzy thing. Life must be hard for trump.

Is that why I keep seeing ai videos of Trump deep throating microphones?

LMMFAOO... YEEESSSS... AI is starting to look mighty appealing, eh?

Lmao I didn’t know what it was about. I was like “dafuq” and kept scrolling 🤣🤣🤣

I knew what it was about and was rollin' instead of scrollin'!!! Imagining his rage if he saw them made them even funnier. 😆

I hope the one of him licking Elon’s feet made him blow out his diaper. Cause you know he saw that one lmao

Ha!! THAT WAS EPIC.

He was mad because it reminded him of his boyfriend, Putin. 💋

Trump hates women. ALL women.

Another unsuccessful attempt at his life. Damn. #FDT

oh fuck him

It's gotta suck to get slapped on the face by a dildo. My condolences to the mic

For someone who likes to grab a pussy, he seems to be upset when a muff hits back.

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Smudged his makeup? Deport the bloke.

Shame the rando micro didn't ruffle the quadruple combover.

Did it smudge the poo on his face?

Look at the dictator eyes... That reporter is disappearing during the night

She’ll probably be arrested and deported.

Probably less painful than himself hitting that actor's blood capsule hard on his ear

Give that man a hug. 😆

Haha. He just can’t let ANYTHING go. The boom operator will probably be audited. Whatta creep.

Oops, too bad it wasn’t a more powerful hit!!!

Hopefully it did not re injure the bone spurs or set off the syphilis

I just hope the microphone's o.k.

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Wonder how it feels like to be bitch-slapped by free speech…

He wants cash in advance from Trump…. No Crypto!

Make him eat his words.

The Putin special, they like to call it 😉

Shame.

She should have hit him harder! 🤣🤡

have you guys ever seen him laugh? 🤔

Once, with the Arnold Palmer 'story'. I remember, bc I used to say I had never seen him laugh. Once is a blip. Something seriously wrong with someone who never laughs.

Only at the pain of others.

Maybe creepy smile at things that aren't funny, but no laughing. He's a sociopath.

How can somebody with such a clearly brittle personality become President? I mean...how?

😁 in these grim days, this makes me exceptionally happy

Too damn bad 🍊🤡💩

Waiting for the 10-hour loop version

Highlight of my day!