always cool when they give us all a visible indicator they are deeply weird losers that probably don't wipe their butts. nice for the heads up before we might accidentally engage with them in any way.

Nothing screams “less feminine” like beauty treatments.

Isn’t it easier to get a big pick up truck?

Bro that is the one thing I never touch. I want my eyebrows to be caterpillars and my lashes to be unwieldy.

My eyelashes sometimes get stuck in my eyebrows

Next up, they start calling them "Eye-bros"

I don't know why, but I love that. I can just see it exaggerated by an actor in a sitcom. I think Eugene Levy would be one good choice.

I can see that Unfortunately it usually happens under my safety glasses so I can't show anyone when I complain about it

Oh no. That's a one in a life chance to see. Too bad for your co-worker

Standing there with my eyes stuck open Like a natural clockwork orange situation

🤣

*so

Aaaah. You keep adding scenarios with a laugh track. You're do funny

It's how I do... Er cope

This was my high school slogan I the yearbook. I thought it was clever “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ” – Victor Borge

Very good. I like nothing more than a good laugh

An old Dr. Phil line comes to mind - "what are you compensating for?"

HOLEE CRAP!!! And these people call others NOT NORMAL??? 😱

try shaving the scraggly facial hair

And unhealthy

People are dumb. Especially those who trim their eyelashes.

Let them get eye infections and damages to their lenses…survival of the fittest is definitely at work here

We have eye lashes for a reason. Why would anyone do this?!

Wow. Guys with nice eyelashes are MORE handsome!

Masculine? You mean less appealing. Long eyelashes are an evolutionary protection that females can see. The man is less likely to be afflicted by debris in the eye, thus he's a better breeder.

How to become an incel 101. Let’s make ourselves unappealing then complain that 80% of women don’t find us attractive.

😂🤣😂🤣

I came here for the comments, they didn’t disappoint 😂

Beyond stupid. Your eyelashes protect your eye from dust & debris getting in & reduce tear evaporation helping keeping your eyes lubricated. Good luck with your crusty eyes! 🙄🙄🙄

Good thing J.D. Vance would never do this! In fact, he seems to wear mascara to highlight his feminine lashes!

All this, and ICE will still grab this guy. Again, not knowing who your enemy is 101.

Eyelashes serve a functional purpose, but I'm sure these bros don't care about facts.

So they are pro gender-affirming care?

You can remove the question mark.

Sure, they are definitely more masculine, especially with their perfectly trimmed and shaped eyebrows.

For "alphas", they sure spend a lot of their time and money on beauty treatments. 🤣

We must get into the routine of complimenting them on their pretty lashes.

as a man who has always had long eyelashes and once punched a woman in the stomach for calling them pretty (i was 6 years old), i concur...please compliment our eyelashes. XD. ive grown to like them...but tbh, id shave em simply because they are visible to me and obstruct my vision a lil XD

I approve of this. Not only will it enrage them, it'll make me feel like a million bucks when I inevitably catch strays for fitting the profile.

Nobody. And I mean nobody wants to look likeJD Vance!😆

Gender affirming? Eww

They should do it with a chainsaw.

Trying to look more masculine with plucked eyebrows. 😂 Fucking fools, these people.

All I can say is: where is Matt Gaetz today?

Wrapping up filming a live-action Beavis and Butt-Head movie.

What’s next.. scraping cutting off their nipples? Dopes.

That’s some serious weaksauce!

Why stop there? What's really feminine is having eyes at all. A real manly man's man has only two cavernous skull holes of manliness. And hands, having hands is pretty feminine also, best to replace them with two hooks. Now, onto the legs...

Having a heart is feminine. Rip that shit out, true men don't need it!

But first, your finger and toe nails, one at a time, with pliers. Just to prove your manliness.

Whatever they're trying to achieve ain't workin'.

Apparently they have been watching too many Disney cartoons. All the female characters have eyelashes. And somehow in some body swaps, boys who possess girl bodies loose eyelashes and the girl who possesses a boy body gets eyelashes.

gender affirming care

No offense, but that looks super gay. :3

The amount of attention I’ve gotten from women for having long eye lashes tells me they’re a positive asset. These guys are losers.

I love playing with my man's long lashes. 💓💓💓

As a woman, can confirm. <3 long lashes

So, they're engaging in gender-affirming care?

Rampant eye infections just sayin- they're there for a reason.

That sure sounds like an insecure little man problem to me. I will keep rocking my fabulous eye lashes. They treat me mostly well....unless one falls in my eye. Then it becomes a problem lol

😆 yes one of those "🍄🔎🧐🤏🏻" problems

To be completely fair, my kid keeps wanting to cut his long lashes off because he's a scientist and says that they make using a microscope a pain in the ass. Though he also won't cut them off because he's a scientist and knows they're there to protect his eyeballs and shit.

Next, they're going to try imitating the Spartans...... OH WAIT!! 😁🤣🤣

I remember this happened in response to “metrosexual” being a “thing”

🙄 To buy into such a ridiculous construct speaks to this man’s intellectual frailty. Human beings have lashes of all lengths and, well, long eyelashes are just long eyelashes. Imagine if brown eyes were considered feminine. 🤦‍♀️

I thought gender affirming procedures weren’t allowed in US anymore???

Well they make an exception for Vance so now it's open season

I trim my eyelashes because they touch my glasses and VR headset, and it's annoying as hell

Can I ask, and this is not pigeon-holing per se, but is this an international thing, or just a US snowflake thing?

Well I guess those alpha men can enjoy their more frequent eye infections & damaged corneas. I’m sure their about to try to brand puss & blindness as alpha male traits 😐🤷🏻‍♀️

Personally long natural lashes are lovely on anyone.

Gender affirming care? Right?!

😅

Meanwhile POTUS and VPotus slather on make up. Crazy shit

I think if you're this worried about your eyelashes, there are probably other reasons you aren't getting dates.

But actually taking time to think about what your lashes look like is super femme. Hahahaha! This is beyond parody.

I didn't even know i had nice lashes till my optometrist said so during a contact lens fitting. Honestly, I never thought about it.

But how are this Alpha males going to keep the cum out of their eyes now?

Where's the line on this being "gender affirming"?

"At the age of 86 I am able to take a different approach. Old guys like me can only grow hair in places you don't want it...like your nose and ears. So I am cultivating them. In less than 3 months I'll be able to braid them. Maybe I'll become Octoman and save America. 🤗" Al Prazolam.

We could use a dose of saving, even if from nose hairs.

Women love nice lashes on a man. Weird that they are doing this for their dude bros.

Are you sure?

y e s

“like”

lmao my sister talks about her husband's pretty eyelashes all the time.

“like”

Yes, women are sure what women like.

Then I am out of luck because I do not have any lashes unfortunately.

There are plenty of attractive guys with alopecia, too. Eyelashes aren't a necessity for attractiveness, but nice eyelashes are attractive and if you have them, cutting them off is silly for a litany of reasons.

To be honest, if not for this thread, I never realized that people cut their eye lashes. I apologize.

The vast majority of people don't, because they prefer to not get dust in their eyes every time the wind picks up.

Thank you 🙏 for the info.

“like”

“like”

“like”

But on some of them, that's their only endearing feature

Those lashes don’t last forever. They’re crazy not to enjoy them!

are they also going to the hospital more from eye injuries?

Dudes, take it from a '90s girl, there is nothing hotter than a guy in mascara and eyeliner

I'm so confused. Doesn't the fact that men tend to have longer/fuller eyelashes than women make it an inherently masculine trait?

Yes.

An optometrist (straight guy) a few years ago told me I had long lashes and I said “thank you!” And he totally didn’t get that. Blank faced. He moved on in the conversation.

HANDS OFF OUR DEMOCRACY protest coming April 5th to a city near you. See your local #50501 for details.

Or they could just hate women a teeeeeeensy bit less.

They hate us because they can’t satisfy us! These men are part of the small D club!

They probably think eating pussy is "gay"

they think wiping your own butt is. they are weird weird dudes.

And trimming your eyelashes isn’t? 🤣🤣

So much to unpack there ... Lol

In that case I don't want to be straight. And yeah, I can't remember if it was Andrew Tate or other totally not gay "alphas" it is.

"Of course it's gay. Women should never feel good during sex and a man should never submit by doing anything that I think isn't normal" (/s obviously)

More of a lack of effort on their part.

That would oddly require more effort for them

I don't believe you

Incel losers... Get over yourselves

Actually it's to avoid looking like this guy

You can say the same thing about people who want to hide behind makeup. Their body, their choice, right!?

exactly right. The pile on here is pathetic.

The guys who want women who don’t wear make up are very quick to criticize women who don’t wear make up. Because they don’t understand what women look like when they’re not wearing make up. What they think looks natural Is just carefully applied makeup.

This is very funny. I am not belittling anyone who does cosmetics you should have the freedom to do so. But masculinity is best reflected by your actions as a person not how you look.

So weird!

but he gets his eye brows shaped

My thoughts exactly, perfectly shaped eyebrows.

I don't know. I just don't know.

Or jealousy

My X has the most gorgeous long lashes, gave him 2 kids...these guys deserve to remain childless.

And very, very ignorant! Eyelashes are there for a reason!!

Insecure - yep. As well as stupid f#ckers.

Gender affirming care

Also vain. And ironically, effeminate.

Ah, yes, because the tweezed and penciled eyebrows and eyeliner scream manly man. 🙄

My son has gorgeous thick lashes and he is proud of them.

lol my son too. He bats his eyelashes and all the girls swoon. He was like 4 when he figured that out

Wow these egos are FRAGILE

Gender affirming care.

I absolutely LOVE guys with beautiful eye lashes. I think it's hot.

Do they surgically remove their nipples as well? Wait until they realize that the penis is related to the clitoris.

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When will Trump demand all men wear bronzer? When his new line is ready!

Done, apparently

I'm convinced that Trump owns a clown kit.

I'm convinced he owns stock in Krylon body paints at this point. That's gotta be a custom shade, or at least my Sephora doesn't carry the mango mussolini shade of bronzer.

Lolololololol!

WTF!!??!! This is terrible.

I mean, his eyebrows look much better than mine do.

🤦

Yes, because the highly manicured eyebrows in these photos isn't "feminine" looking at all... 🙄

I trim my lashes because instead of pointing up they hang in front of my eyes obstructing my vision. I've tried a curling tool but no luck. Oh, I'm also very happily married

"I do this thing that these guys are doing but for a completely different and rational reason" is probably why you're very happily married and they can't get laid.

Presumably they'll be getting their nipples removed next.

Men have always had longer eyelashes . It’s to make us love them when they’re asleep

This is such a deliciously creepy take. I love it.

& being as it’s something I’m attracted too, I’ve made a special study of men with long, dark, eyelashes. Not any more you understand seeing as I am old & have been single for a very long time, but when I was young I appreciated beautiful men whenever the opportunity arose. Hum!

LOL, I meant that their long dark lashes curling on their cheek, when you watch them sleeping, & are in love with the man, are always heartrendingly beautiful. I like men with long, dark, eyelashes. The kind that are so abundant they are a bit tangled, or catch on sunglasses when they blink. Sigh!

Men tend to have the longer lashes... so short ones ARE more feminine. Doh!

They're gonna want those bad boys back in a few weeks when spring comes

May the Pollening find them lashless and unprepared.

You all are worried about these guys getting caught in a sandstorm? What’s with Darude comments? (I’ll see myself out…)

Morons. Going to get debris in their eyes now.

The guy in center trims his eyelashes but has perfectly manscaped eyebrows

I mean, tell me you've never had a woman think you were good looking. Eyelashes are attractive.

Dude, what!? That's one of the biggest compliments I get from ladies is that they love my long eyelashes. I would never trim mine!

They're gonna have so many eye problems

Guys is it gay to *checks notes* have eyelashes?

I cant see the point.

OMG, the guy on the left got his eyebrow trimmed to a mini hitler stache. Seriously, eyelashes are there for eye protection. I am all for this. I have stopped trying to thwart and am now actively encouraging natural selection, no matter how silly. Anti vaxx? Go for it, out of the gene pool pls.

Eyelash grooming sounds kind of gay.

Does this count: I accidently shaved 1 eyebrow incredibly short because I had the electric razor on the wrong setting.

Wtf that's horrifying looking 🤣🤣

Ah, no!

Male fragility is exhausting for all of us.

Yup...very tiring. This is yet another thing my brain and eyes tried desperately to unsee. 😂

The facial hair ain't cutting it for them?

Nothing says masculinity like raging pink eye from all the dust and dirt that got in their eyes.

It also screams "twisted weirdo." It certainly explains JD's "look."

Masculine is as masculine does. And if it comes with long lashes, then rock them luscious beauties. Like a man!

Interesting This is dated today, but I read this exact same article months ago.

I volunteer to do this for JD Vance. You think a machete will work?

Somebody get this person a machete.. STAT.

I think Elon has a chainsaw you could borrow!

oh FFS

That's not going to end well.

Guys, is it gay to ::checks notes:: have eyelashes?

They obviously do not want to have sex with a woman.

That can’t feel nice

Men are stupid.

Incels gonna incel

So why does Vance wear mascara and eye liner?

Maybe they’re doing it to look less like JD? I can get behind that.

What's hilarious is they look SO VERRRRY STUPID that nobody wants them anyway.

Looks great until that first big dusty wind.

Maybe don't wear lip gloss

A small yikes. It's not for me to judge if someone wants shorter or longer eyelashes. My caring hovers slightly above zero.

I like pie.

Long or short pie? This is actually important stuff. 👍

Yes.

OMG...that's the gayest thing I've ever seen...and I'm pretty gay :)

I'd like to think that no self-respecting gay man would do this to themselves.

Hey Libby...you're right :) hee-hee

But they are still plucking their eyebrows? LOL. 🤔

Not as much during the dark ages. And I'm not accounting for all cultures, to be fair. I'm text-babbling. Sorry. 😳

At least that's my theory. I'll have to cross-reference the earliest marketing of mascara to women with the dawn of television. I know previous to that, both men and women wore makeup, but usually only whores, courtesans, and other important or wealthy people of rank.

What's even MORE ridiculous is that men naturally often have longer eyelashes than women. It's only in cartoons that they started depicting it the opposite way, to emphasize a character's coquettishness. So we got the eye-dea 😉 that eyelashes are feminine from Saturday morning cartoons.

Yes it does, but no more insecure than women wearing eyelash extensions to appear more feminine. It's a reaction to current systemic social pressures. I get it. I just feel bad for him if he gets caught in a sandstorm. 🤭

Sad sad, sad

This screams red flag

I thought this group was against gender-affirmimg care?!?

Kinda pathetic.

and yet those eyebrows need a weed whacker of a trim.

WTF?

Too bad, as far as I know, women who love men, love long eyelashes on men! Or maybe they don't care,

Well that's stupid

That doesn't look masculine.

My mom had said she was jealous of mine when I was a kid and I wasn't emasculated by it. This is weird.

Making videos showing them getting their eyelashes removed screams thirst trap. I like to ignore people acting like this. We used to ignore them out in public, why can't we ignore them online?

I would laugh so hard if they got stabbed in the eye during the trimming.

Being an adult (however you identify) means not letting anyone tell you how you should look or live your life.

So ‘gender affirming care’. How sweet. 🤬🤬🤬

Oh, I think it’s very masculine. It would be even more masculine if they shave of their eyebrows as well!

I found it odd that many women have complimented my long eyelashes and seemed to like em... It's not even something I think about. If you're worried about how people perceive you because of your eyelashes you aren't very manly to begin with. Just my opinion...

I've been given that complement a few times and said I thank you... This is the same reason I complement a womens shoes... I don't understand why, but I do know it's important...

It really is funny because I’ve never heard a girl say long eyelashes aren’t attractive. Ever. It’s the opposite: we LOVE long, thick lashes on a guy. What these dudes are doing is deeply weird and visually off-putting. They’re performing for each other’s approval.

Yep, so gorgeous on guys. Although I do get a bit jealous ;)

Oh that’s a given 😂 We stare in both admiration and envy.

But they never accept we dress for other women.

I love the long eyelashes on my boyfriend. Sometimes i just sit across him and watch his face lovingly.

I get the feeling they’re doing this to impress other men, more than attract women.

The eyes are the first thing I look at, if he has long eyelashes I'm all for it!

Listen, trim them, shave them, wax them, I don't care. I hate out of control eyebrows on anyone.

Eyelashes

Who cares?

On the bright side, it’s always nice when idiots do things like this. Makes dating far more efficient. “Oh, did this guy… cut his eyelashes off?”

Well, congrats lads on eliminating the biological attribute designed to protect your eyes 👀 from infection.

MAGA metro

He’s okay with the eyebrows on fleek, but draws the line at eyelashes. . .

Dear Mr. Takei, it is great that we can rely on you to point out the stupidity of the insecure in our midst. From a straight guy who just loves people.

Funnily, most women I've dated have complimented me on my eyelashes. I know that's anecdotal, but I've never heard anyone complain about eyelashes on men.

That's why I believe this isn't a trend.

I thought this was a good idea once… I was 12. 😂

Expect to see Vance next.

But look at his sculpted eyebrow, that just scream masculinity, Republicans men are obsessed with women’s parts and looking like women but firmly cling to their outdated male stereotypes, it’s leaving them very confused. JD, be a man, just admit you use eyeliner.

But don't his eyebrows look just fine. 🙄

That’s a lot of effort to “look” masculine.

What about men like #JDVance who use eyeliner? How do they fit in to this?

And the vp is using eyeliner!

Meanwhile I am putting on mascara because women constantly complement me on my long, gorgeous eye lashes. Assuming I’m a man.

Wouldn't this be a gender affirming procedure, to help them feel more manly? Beating their wives/ girlfriends/ daughters/puppies wasn't doing enough for them anymore

if their goal were to appear more feminine, sure, it would be gender affirming. in this blundering pseudo-masculine context however it would actually be more like unintentionally crossdressing. because they have those luscious lashes for the exact same reason as that happy little belly trail.

Aren't they doing something to affirm their masculinity cause they feel lashes are too feminine?

i think gender roles have gotten so aggressive that cis can feel a "sort of" dysphoria, brainwashed into imposter syndrome of their born and prefered ID, so yes, some behaviors would be gender affirming for them too - it just feels a lil weird to call it that when they're feminizing to look manly.

Hilariously, I have only ever heard compliments about long eyelashes on men

Straight dudes back at it again! 😂

My eyelashes are as God intended but please someone explain why once I turned 40 my eyebrows went berserk, <40 eyebrows never trimmed, >40 untrimmed eyebrows are a trip hazard!

My husband was just complaining about his eyebrows needing a trip - he's just turned 39 so this comment gave me a giggle 😂

Wait 'til you meet those >60 nose and ear hairs, bro. They make special trimming kits just for that cause it happens to everyone.

I’m 67 next month, I am already friends with the nose clippers, my wife uses tweezers on my ears

Can confirm. It’s insecurity. When I was a kid and thought I was a boy, I HATED it when women would comment on my long eyelashes. Now, of course, I love them.

ironically longer, thicker lashes are a naturally masculine trait due to testosterone causing longer thicker hair in general. enjoy the younger deteriorating vision from debris though 'tough guys'. i wonder how many will end up needing glasses before they figure out that lashes are functional.

I’ve literally gotten head from some chick at a bar because she was hot as hell over my long eye lashes and was completely jealous. These dudes are such betas.

Dudes trimming their eyelashes?!! What's next, women shaving their mustaches?!! 😱

Imagine working that hard to keep your brows flawless and thinking it’s just your lashes making you look less manly

Thankfully the incels are self -selecting now. They’re becoming voluntarily celibate. What’s that. volcels?

Might as well take the next step to eunuch in my opinion.

Then they can form a lovely acapella soprano boy band.

🤣🤣🤣

God birthed you wrong....?

So they're transitioning their "feminine" eyelashes to "masculine" ones. What kind of eyelashes were on their birth certificates?

Should start a trend of shaving their eyebrows next

luscious lashes are complementary to bulbous biceps… what is so wrong with being a man and being a bit pretty anyway? Most women like it in my experience.

I wouldn't trim my eyelashes to appear less feminine...but I would trim my eyelashes to look less like JD Vance.

Lolol!!! Good one!

Just don't wear mascara

i absolutely cannot ever wear eyeliner again.

Pretty sure this falls under the umbrella of gender-affirming care, bit on the fence about it...I don't think I could bash it, although I wouldn't be surprised if the same people who are extremely anti-trans would also be pushing it heavily.

Ya know, socialwise, Men looking like their natural self is Really great! Why must a dude think they have to be perfect.? Yall caught up in the wrong part. If 1 is doing all that manscaping to catch a sweetie, or a new job, build up your Game! Do you have game? Can you initiate the conversation?

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen

Yup. I thought hairless bodies and genitals that look prepubescent were bad enough, now these knuckleheads want dust and sand in their eyes because they're insecure about their sexuality.These kids need to put down the phone, go outdoors and touch grass.

Wait till you find out that approximately 80% of them don't wash their ass because "it's gay." Trust me, I wish I was creative enough to just make this shit up.

Barf

Wow, here I thought that one roommate of mine was a rarity. I don't care if it's gay or not, I'm confident with my sexuality, and I don't want poopy butt sweat making my ass itch and stinking up my genitals. That's nasty!

Why would a vicar do this?