She just loves her cosplay.

Then dictraitor and all his minions, including Noem, should leave. Or be locked up.

Kristi Noem, cosplay queen.

She is and her cosplaying photo ops are worthless.

You forgot traitors George

They just invited Andrew Tate into the country...

There’s none left they all have cabinet positions

So why is Connor McGregor here?

The United States of America cannot be closed. The mere metaphor of gating or fencing it is despicable and anathema to a free nation. We will not be walled in. You may not bind a free people.

Quick! Someone toss her on the other side and lock the gate!

We don’t want her

Lock up your naughty puppies!

Unless you’re president 🤯

Her dotard cosplay 🤢🤢🤢

Cos playing again like some wannabe video game avatar. Sorry, she will always be a puppy killer.

I couldn’t have said it better.

She is such a joke like her idiot boss. With trump running a circus, she dresses as a real clown.

They're all performative assholes... absolute trash. They do it because all of the cousin-fuckers who voted for them love it.

She chooses a picture that screams of a parking lot attendant saying “y’all can’t park there…”

And it appears to be shot through the Kari Lake filter.

That’s because they’re all in the WhiteHouse already.

She needs to wear a suit.

Another outfit for Border Barbie

Oh, and when are you leaving Madam Secretary?

Her posts, the commercial, and playing dress up are so ridiculous.

STOP SHOWING HER FUCKING CUNT FACE. WHY SHOW HER?? WHY?

Oh she tough 😂😂😂

Fine. We will deport Trump and his minions asap to El Salvador and if it is done fast enough, any court injunction can be ignore. Let’s start playing by their book.

😂

Isn’t animal abuse illegal?

Unless they suck up to donOld's pathetic ego. [See Andrew Tate, etc.]

Stolen Valor wearing that uniform.

A lawbreaker is in the oval office

Says the Puppy-Killer working for the Felon-President, who continually acts with ever expanding powers…Some say are potentially unconstitutional.

I hate this woman.

Secretary Puppy killer has spoken

Oh snap!

ANYONE and I mean ANYONE who can kill a defenseless animal deserves to be held accountable!!!

Mehdi for the win again. And again. And again. And again. Too bad we can't say that about our government or the idiots he's installed.

Wish she knew how her dog felt before she killed him.

And how much is this going to cost us?

Noem is one evil B*tch. Karma will find the witch as a tasty snack.

Killing a puppy is a crime

Ok puppy killer, start in the WH

And the Supreme Court gave them Cart Blanc!

They are enjoying hurting people and have no idea or care.

This. They’re getting off on the pain they’re inflicting. It’s sick.

Fucking dog killer

What’s with her playing dress up All the time ?

LOCK THEM UP!!!

She has more costumes than a Comicon

Where is Leonidas when you need him to kick a bitch out the door?

Jackboot Barbie

Billions spent all to be outdone by a ladder or a shovel.

I thought she was cosplaying with the coast guard today...I was hopeful that the orcas may unite in solidarity.

I believe the people of the GOP WHO PUT HIM FORWARD for the president should be named in every criminal indictment as co conspirators period. Including congressmen and women. This must be the way to restore law and order.

Yes!

A shame on all your houses.

I was thinking more along the lines of a plague on your houses. Now, I feel shame.

Shakespeare will be rolling in his grave.

Does Cosplay Kristi do any real work or just these modeling gig photo ops? If the DOGEy tech bros are looking to cut waste, they might need to make a run for the border. Just saying.

She is so cringe I have so much secondhand embarrassment for her.

Kettle, pot.

Kick that trans cunt out!

Whatta dolt…her photos are not equal to real work…but this is what you do when you’re in way over your head in an administration of dolts.

She is a fucking nut case. And a despicable puppy killer.

What fucking laws? There aren’t any anymore.

She got her job on looks and insanity, right?

What’s fake Barbie the dog killer dressing up as today?

She could start at least with this criminal!

More cosplay and photo ops.

She’s Cos playing a border agent when she actually is a See you next Tuesday!

It's spelled C U Next Tuesday

At this point nobody wants to visit our country, let alone live in it. A Mexican woman has more rights than a woman living in any red state.

yall think she realize yet she and her anscestors were immigrants too wonder how all these twat sleep at night but sociopaths don't have empathy and the GOP is actually campaigning against empathy right now like this is surreal

Is that the 34 felonies or less entrance?

So why is FELON 47 INSIDE ???

Oh look ...it's Botox barbie!

How many costumes does this woman have access to? Doesn’t she know the dressing won’t matter if the bird is overcooked?

I assume she's referring to everyone in Mexico.

Does this include a guy with 32 felony convictions?

34.

Good news then I’d presume the entire Trump administration will be leaving immediately. Great news! Thanks Krissy

Yet, her boss is still here... Follow-up question, if you haven't broken the law, can you still leave America? Just askin' for a friend.

Really? You and the rest of the Strump sucker are all liars and traitors

It is unclear to me which side the fence she is on, but I know which side the majority of the population would like to see her on.

Yeah, because we are chock full of those already.

I’m so sick of border Barbie and her cosplay.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This skeet wins the internet today.

That wall looks as sturdy as a Tesla side panel!

Border barbie😭

Thank you for giving voice and words to my anger and nausea.

So are the dogs

She really likes playing dress up 🤷‍♀️

Her cosplay antics are really embarrassing at this point.

They need to work on their self awareness.

Is kristi on the other side of the fence?

Says the puppy murderer.

That because the new government does not need any competition. They have all the law breakers they need in this new administration.

Are they still pretending that immigrants break more crimes than citizens?

Is this just a bad pic or did she filter her nose out?

Not in DC, apparently.

Auditioning for a TV reality show????

It's all just a big reality show. The prize is... your country turns to shit.

So Tramp had to leave the country?

I hope Canada stands firm on its ruling too!

We’re also closed… to America

What about puppy shooters? Is it closed for them yet? May this regime's demise be swift and certain.

Andrew Tate says what?

Patting themselves on the back because people are now terrified of being thrown into a prison in a completely foreign country.

Oh, look. It’s Kristi “Puppy Killer” Noem, also known as “I’ll threaten to deport you & scare your children via targeted ads to Spanish speakers” [on Pandora].

... and closed for puppies. No puppies for Noem.

N E V E R!!

Performative politics for the stay at home mom that’s burdened with long, naturally curly hair. - Good Housekeeping June ‘25

The hypocrisy from this administration is unending. It would be funny if it wasn't hurting and killing innocent Americans who didn't want these idiots in office in the first place. Kind of a live action training video for reasons to go vote if we ever have another actual election.

Hey shooter how's it going you fucking bitch.

Does she ever work? All I've seen from her is photo ops. Her salary is?

shooting your dog because you weren't smart enough to control it is a crime in many states

But the government is breaking the law. That’s ok? “When the police break the law, there is no law.” Billy Jack

First of all, the door is wide open in this picture and there is a law breaker seemingly walking right in.

She reminds me of the old Colorforms game I had when I was a kid where you could dress up the girl with different outfits - raincoat & umbrella, prom dress, bathing suit. All she does in pose in different outfits in full pageant makeup and hair.

She reminds me of the old coliforms that contaminated the dining hall food and gave everyone the shits🤣

I initially read colorforms as chloroforms and wondered what kind of toys your parents bought you 😳

🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I remember those and you’re right

These idiots are so blissfully unaware. She runs a pro trump video during the morning news here in Atlanta where she tells immigrants to leave or she's going to come get them, put them in prison or they can leave voluntarily then they can come back and enjoy our freedoms?🤦

She is having so much fun with her cameos. Bet there’s a big bus there with a wardrobe and stylist.

That's why ICE can't sneak up on anybody -- it's not the leaks, it's the big Star Wagon.

Yep. She’s everywhere. I just looked out my window. Not here, yet.

Except for the criminal felon in chief & his abeters.

She does love cosplay! Her dedication and strict adherence to remaining in character are just lovely!

Then you need to throw out tRUMP, let’s not forget he’s a criminal.. a FELON! DUMP TRUMP 🤬

Animal cruelty is against the law!

Who is this chick, (I’m Australian 🇦🇺) last I saw she was flying a plane

She was South Dakota’s governor. An awful one…shot her 14 month old puppy in the face. She was BANNED from all 9 native reservations. Never doing her job, just chasing trump around the country & spending taxpayers money.

She shot her puppy in the face????? What the fuck is wrong with her??

Everything! We were happy to get rid of her as governor. She wrote this in her shitty book (which I’m sure is sold at dollar tree now) She was banned from all 9 native reservations also. Sick woman!

The White House 2025

Yep.

It's like watching a really bad WTF serial comedy, waiting for it to be cancelled😵‍💫

Is she trying to be funny?

She’s hysterical all right

She acts like this is a play and she is playing her part. 😡

Dogkillers too?

We should be seeing an exodus of white Christian nationalists really soon then. Led by the Orange PeePiper and the DOUCHE bags. Hedgehog, lil marco, Blondi Bondi, Steven Millerhimmler et.al. Maybe Kristi Nowhere can sic her big dogs on them…

Does she ever do anything besides cosplay photo shoots?

Gets cosmetic upgrades when necessary. Those cheeks won’t stay up by themselves.

She likes to use the family pets for target practice

She is so weird and icky.

Republican charm and beauty

I think she functions as a walking Petri dish for rare parasites and diseases.

Shoot dogs.

Yeah, sometimes she makes enough racist comments to get herself banned from 10% of the state she's supposed to be governing

Too bad she isn’t on the other side of the fence.

You sure it's not a hive? Possibly of scum? And a little villany

She couldn't find her ass with a Rand McNally atlas. Typical of Trump's picks, all mouth and lacking a brain.

Is she guarding a scrapyard, because that's what it looks like.

The irony of being ruled by a felon and traitor is lost on these people.

Completely.

The coveted George Takei response.

I know right? I didn't know if I should be floored or just keep quiet and screenshot it 🤣

Don't forget adulterous, self-absorbed, and willfully ignorant. Like a big chunk of his voters.

Because he was targeted in their eyes I would love a fake out….same situation but with a well known Democrat playing as the person being charged for paying off a porn Star with election money….

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

When is she leaving? When is trump leaving? When will sex kitten Bobo leave? When will The Pipe Bomb Whisperer, Margie leave?? Andrew Tate was brought into this country by trump. The christian child abusers?

What an ass clown

There must be enough here now.

She's so pathetic 🙄

Cosplay Kristi!

What an incredibly ignorant thing to say....another Botox maga plastic Barbi

This woman spends more time doing media spots than her job.

Hahahaha! Hahaha! Closed to law breakers my arse. You fuckin' elected them!

Kristi Noem in my estimation is a law breaker and inhumane

Just bend over for Lewandowski, Kristi. It’s what you do best.

🥴

She does like to dress up in costumes.

Leftovers from roleplaying with orangutan

That’s hilarious coming from the original American Law Breakers, thieves, rapists… 🖕🏽her and all the violent hypocritical white supremacists!

Who let the dog in?

Besides the ones you continue to let in and elect to higher positions. Trolls

What about dog murderers?

Dumb fuck. Do you even know your pres a is a convicted felon?

youtu.be/EKnoUbDIpjo?...

Millions march for your lives ! Can’t get to big cities, post office, newspapers, radio stations, city offices.

She is not a serious person.

These photo ops are nauseating.

So tired of these idiots!

Then get the fuck out.

She’d better scoot through that gate to be on the side of thieves and rogues then.

So by definition, does that include Felon Trumps...?

They always ignore the fact that he is a convicted felon.

Which side of the fence is she on?

It should be closed to that much BOTOX. It isn’t without side effects. Evidently it makes you dumb as shite, ugly as pond scum and cruel as hell.

This cosplaying asshole

Look!!! Its DHS Barbie! All plastic and no soul.

Does that include felons?

All she does is play dress-up and take vanity photos with hate messages. This is the wasteful shit we are paying for. She is pathetic.

She sure loves those photo ops.

Except those in the government like the Felon in Chief, the other rapists and pedophiles in the government, and the rapists he imports like Andrew Taint et al. Bigly disgusting just like you, cosplay Kristi.

While she cosplays, Canada is strengthening its allies and defense.

I’m curious which laws she selectively referring to? I keep seeing people live in MA but drive cars with NH plates. Is it closed to them to? What about people who ignore court orders or file frivolous baseless litigation?

Those in the White House, Congress, this administration….the list goes on.

Right! They’re all locked up in the WH and Republican Party…

I love her Cosplays. I hope she does Sailor Moon next

Noem is a DEI hire! She was hired for her looks to attract men to Trumps MAGA camp pass it on!

Disagree. Most of the GOP are closeted homosexuals, hence why the RNC broke Grindr during their meetup. She’s there to make it seem like those men like women.

Lol maybe!

This isn’t the point but would someone please brush her hair? The whole messy ponytail style- because I’ve been working outside on a windy day- is passé, and frankly I’m embarrassed for her.

Most are here as Republicans and working in trumps. “junk drawer “ (cabinet)

Den of thieves, collection of rogues and witches coven all rolled into one.

Correction: the Us is closed to brown “criminals”, Jan. 6 criminals got rewarded because they were white! I helped with the translation😉

So true! And if our country was closed to criminals, dumpy would not be intruding the white house.

That act by Trump was - literally - treason.

Who the Hell is this cosplayer who keeps popping up in my timeline?

... still sport'n is our Kristi ...

Department of Corrupt Bribed Performers (CBP)

Combat racist Barbie

Wise Jedi…yes you are ❤️❤️❤️

This unauthorized immigrant tries to hide from the White House now...

She should deport herself and her fellow law breakers of this administration. Abduction, contempt of court, deprivation of due process, deliberate pointless cruelty... A lot worse than civil offense border crossing without permission.

Cosplaying, dollar store, Kimberly Guilfoyle should go back home. Oh wait, they hate her there, too.

How much are we paying her for this crap?

Is she LARPing?

“I’m a Barbie girl, in a Trumpy world. Made of plastic, I’m a fascist.”

Would love for an Aqua remake with updated lyrics

What a performative clown 🤡.