Ok, when they are literally shooting themselves in the foot, can we not let them know?

I guess Elon doesn't realize that Congress can do an article of impeachment but it's the Senate who votes on it

The only thing Elon can pass is a fart

Both. He is a dunce.

He should be deported for failing to know basic principles of democracy… like 2/3 isn’t 60.

He's not a math genius just a small penus.

Both.

Idiot has billions of dollars in the country that has allowed him to amass that unnecessary amount and still whines like a little bitch that he is the victim. If that doesn't sum up how the right views themselves, I don't know what does.

elon is emotionally and intellectually retarded

Elon Punk cannot see he is the target of the wrath?

Looked it up! 2/3 of Senate votes are needed! Too bad, so sad, Elmo!

He's doing what Republicans do best now, lie

Both

he's just counting on cheating as always, so it adds up

Or both..can't do math or pass civics!

…or he’s just dumb as a post.

"Why not both?"

He's a "genius". He doesn't have to actually know things.

Don’t correct the enemy while they’re making mistakes.

Rule of the bad people. Slight omission there.

He doesn't understand the basic concept of separation of powers.

Neither do 99.9997% of the MAGA cult members.

And this is what happens when two turds run the country.

I mean, he's here illegally. Doesn't surprise anyone.

Truth.

Both

Those two inabilities are NOT mutually exclusive.

Sometimes, rich kids get tutorials to pass subjects,but Musk tries to rewrite the story. 1984 like world? 1+2=4? What next? The Delaware crossed Washington instead?The Constitution was written by Lincoln? Animal house lines.

Both

Well, he also signs everything “X”, so…

𝘪𝘹𝘯𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘶𝘩𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘹𝘵𝘺𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘹𝘴𝘢𝘺 Yes Elon, go get sixty votes. Good boy. That’ll teach us.

Could very well be both!

Both

Why not both?

Co-equal branch of gov

Yeah. Besides the math, last time I checked, the Senate doesn’t have the power to impeach. Just to convict. The House impeaches. But admittedly, I had civics class in 1977, so maybe I’m out of touch.

Why not both?

Guaranteed he asked Grok and Grok just spit out the number of Senators needed to overcome a filibuster since that’s a number that comes up in more articles.

He is lying about basic facts and hoping he gets away with it. That’s it. That’s the strategy. And the sad sorry fact is that it works on a huge number of people, because they have given over all critical thought to the cult of MAGA. They want to belong to something so badly they ignore reality.

Both can be true. He came here as an adult. He was never required to pass civics.

George, he and the others want a Russian style authoritarian oligarchy where what he just said would happen instantly.

Both I believe, but why don’t people like me

apartheid math

In life, sometimes 2 things can be true.

Good point.

Where's that $1.4Billion of money lost at Tesla Elon?

This idiot is now pushing to overthrow the rule of law and these people are supposed to be true patriots-I don’t think so

They are undermining everything that democracies were supposed to stand for

I'm sure it's both.

Well, he’s convinced many that he had someone else answer basic civic questions to become naturalized, after he waited the long game to become naturalized when he overstayed his student visa. The man doesn’t know the constitution or rule of law. He doesn’t know that 2/3 of 100 senators is 67 votes

Most likely both 🤷

Cupid stunt (see also: spoonerism)

The gothy, vampy, just wants a little respect Elon. Waving around a chainsaw, desperately repeating his flat jokes so we’ll finally get it—and get him—trying to make ‘Dark MAGA’ a thing. (That little war cry he uttered was hella kewt, not gonna lie.) lokiexcelsiorsmith.substack.com/p/paper-tige...

And yet people think it’s safe to drive his cars and ride in his rockets….no thanks

Even John Roberts said threatening impeachment for not liking someone’s ruling will not be tolerated. They’re going against their own conservative scotus now

HE can barely jump, and selling cars is out of his league.

He also doesn't understand what the judicial branch is for...

Everyone should be required to take the American citizenship test before they're allowed to run or work for a federal office.

He’s just so stupid

WTF is he talking about "we?!" Elonia is an "illegal immigrant!" Get his ass TF out of here!

It’s actually a coup by the oligarchs who own the government. This is a classic case of capitalist projection.

I wouldn't expect the operative of an enemy country to know these things. I do expect someone born of the country to know, especially if they were put into an interment camp based on what they looked like because of fear and prejudice. Thank you Mr. Takei

Because he is not a tech guy or an engineer as AOC says he is just a conman with a lot of money @lazytato.bsky.social

Why not both?

How about can't do both, that would explain the missing 1.4 billion that the accounts of Tesla discovered.

Why is this an either/or situation?

It's OK. I just covered this kind of math with my 13 year old daughter. Elon can call me for a tutoring session if he needs to.

He’s not an American

He cant do either,and for the record,why does anyone have to listen to that narcissistic maggot anyways, DOGE is not an official Cabinet position, therefore he has no legal authority over anyone, save for his teenage brainwashed minions,when is somebody going to get in his face and tell him off?

He's gonna call y'all pederasts instead of pedants, isn't he.

We need 5 judges on SCOTUS to declare this presidency null and void, before we all get sucked into oblivion! 🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌

Never took either. When pressed he lies

He's doing exactly what he intends, on purpose. All his followers retain 60 as a meaningful number then when reached and not enough, he will send hordes into the system because of corruption.

Both.

Oh I think you under estimate the possibilities, Mr. Takei. I feel quite certain he can fail at both endeavors. No "or" required.

I have a question: since the Elongated Muskrat has the philosophy of "Move fast and break things", if I juke him, sucker punch him and bust his nose, aren't I following in his footsteps? Am I really guilty of anything?

How did Musk pass the citizenship test anyway?

It's called using a RINGER. Paperwork and fake IDs to pay another to take the test. Or bribe someone to look the other way.

Follow $$$$

$$$$$$$$$$

Paid someone smart to take it in his place

I imagine he went to the same examiner that Melania & her parents did.

Can't do math, him and his significant other Felons and bankrupt

Why does Ketamine Karen even get a platform? Oh yeah, 300+ million dollar donations to trumpo and the GOP.

If He says 60 is two thirds of 100, So It Must Be.

Definitely not an XOR in this case

Why not both? He’s shown he’s only good at stealing someone else’s work. He’s no genius.

Why not both?

I'm inclined to say both.

Por qué no los dos?

“Oh, and by the way, I’m calling myself ‘the people’ now.”

Yes, and yes.

Details, details ....

His brain is chewed.

When you're that high on ketamine it's really hard to do either math OR civics

He’s high af

Or both!!

Elon all we need is for you to go to jail you fucking welfare king

Both

The new new math.

Regardless, Schumer is so clueless right now that it wouldn’t surprise me if he rally’s the 66 votes.

As much a “genius” as Trump

What does Elon call his coup?

Well, come on now. Why does it have to be one or the other? I think it’s a little bit of he can’t pass civics and a whole shit ton of can’t do math! Why else would the DOGE savings total keep going down so much? Because the SOB can’t add! And his loyalists think he’s some kind of genius…🙄

Wow. Elon Musk needs to go back to South Africa and live with Daddy and half-brother/uncle.

Does he even know what happens when you return the courts to the people. Hm… checks history…. See the French Revolution of 1789.

His cars can’t pass Civics without falling apart.

Inherited wealth is not a sign of genius or intelligence. It is a sign of unearned privilege.

Yes!! He is a total dumbass. It’s infuriating.

He must’ve asked Trump how many senators it takes.

That sounds like the beginning of a lightbulb joke.

No, what we need is to remove the illegal alien and the rest of the Nazis (Republicans) from our government, with very extreme prejudice! I wonder if the Salvador prison has room for 306 more? Pres, Fuhrer, SCOTUS, Congress, cabinet

I vote BOTH!

Chalk that one up to a Ketamine dosage glitch. GLITCH!

Both

why is this south african unelected thug running our government

Elon doesn't know anything about the government and he doesn't care. He and his fellow technocrats see themselves as above everything. They will not ask permission or forgiveness.

Why not both?

Watching Tesla's stock is a good lesson in subtraction.

Is he counting the ones he already has in his pocket? Perhaps he meant 60 *more.

Not a genius. Just another selfish sociopathic grifter with mommy issues

He couldn’t pass my Civics class. Not even close.

He's an apartheid fascist monster.

Naaaa, Elon passed civics in South Africa in apartheid 101. Where the judiciary played by the rules the elite class dictated.

Elon probably does meth, not math.

Why not both?

He was neither born nor educated here.

When he says "the people" he means him and Trump

He’s also not from here, and the immigrants who buy their way in don’t have to learn how anything works

Why not both?

Leon is not a genius and trump is not a businessman.

That’s a BOTH

Looks like both.

He’s calling it a coup which means he’s admitting that *he’s* the one actually engaged in a coup. (One has to be able to speak Nazi, you see.)

No way Musk passed the civics test when he became a citizen. Musk doesn’t understand our Government, how it was set up, and why it was set up the way it was.

Coup against who? It's not against the Constitution for Damn sure. And since we're talking about a Coup. How do you and tRUMP hope to survive your destruction of America and a Government of the people. Hitler would be so proud of you.

Just wait, he's gonna get Trump to issue an executive order stating that 60 votes are two thirds! And WH and DOJ will claim anyone who disagrees is just partisan, and probably needs to be arrested. Next week: Trump executive order to declare pi=3 exactly, no more that irrational number nonsense!

They'll just have Congress declare 60=67 the way they changed the definition of a "day"

Sshhh... no, no, no.... don't correct him....

We need 60 Luigi’s to fix things.

I think both.

Why not both, George?

Both he’s ignorant

Both things can be true at the same time.

Musk is no "genius," but I think that's become crystal clear ..

That's a majority of the House to impeach. And 67 Senators to remove the judge. It also helps to have a report from the Judicial Conference to certify the alleged misconduct. Y'know, Elon's got BILLIONS. Why not spend $400 to get an answer from a lawyer before shooting his ignorant mouth off?

Can’t it be both?

Or both?

I thought he was supposed to be smart? #ketamine killed his brain?

Elon proves every day that we live in about as far from a meritocracy as it's possible to be.

I’m taking “both” !

Looks like they don't teach about the American Constitution at Private White Supremacists schools in South Africa.

I'm going to propose this is not an exclusive or.

Or maybe he has so much toxic masculinity brain rot he can barely function. Being loaded on special K 24 hours a day can’t help, either.

Both

That might explain the wrong glue. “You’re not supposed to eat it Elon!”

The African, Musk, needs to impeach himself back to Africa.

The proverbial "born on 3rd base, thinks he hit a triple".

Every time Elon speaks, whether verbal word vomit, or “angry child typing”, it makes Tesla stock tanking just continue to make sense.

Isn’t it the House to impeach a judge?

But on the plus side he can at least spell senators.

Who needs either when you can buy a reputation as a "genius?"

Elonia's ego has fucked him up to the max.

I'm sure there'll be a new Executive Order proclaiming that 60 is now 2/3rds of 100.

Haaaaahahahaha! 😆🤣😂

Two things can be true at the same time.

Both!

Or both

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Now that the #JFK files have been released, it is also time to release #Trump's pee tape!

I don't want to see that! Do you?

E musk is an inbred imbecile. Compared to trump he is bright. Trump and X get along well, don't they? Although the little X doesn't wear diapers, like the big boy does.

Musk is the problem, not the judges.

Elon musk is an enemy of our democracy!

It's both

Or? This feels like an "And".

Or both.

Both

Wrong conjunction. Use “and” instead of “or”.

What do you mean "or"?

“And”

Not being raised in America - he never had to learn it. #DeportElon

Theoretically, he had to pass a citizenship test. Theoretically...

But he didn't. He was here on a student visa and dropped out of school. That means he's here illegally!

To have citizenship papers, he should have taken a citizenship test, nothing to do with how he got here, it a requirement of citizenship.

"Citizenship papers?" This isn't 1930's Germany.

Ummm wtf are you talking about? Anyone applying for citizenship has to pass a test are part of the naturalization process. Just like you have to pass civic or government to graduate from highschool in most states. www.uscis.gov/citizenship/...

OK but nobody is walking around with "citizenship papers."

You don't have some sort state issed ID? Like a DL, an enhanced DL, or a Passport. (Yes, people who don't think they look American enough do carry their passports wherever they go these days.) And if your birth certificate isn't from the US, you will get citizenship papers.

Cut it out will you and think , just for a moment, about what I'm saying! Put your nose on the screen if you have to! Are you ready? Can you see this? 🖕

You aren't saying anything... fyt

Like most things, he probably paid someone off to get his citizenship.

I bet he sent someone else to take the test, the same way he uses someone else to boost his characters in games. Or the same way he uses other people to succeed, and then he claims that the success was of his own making.

I don't know if that is possible, but if it is, he probably did. Which should be another reason to revoke his citizenship.

I wish we knew he was plotting all this crap, so biden could have stripped his naturalization.

Deport that immigrant back to South Africa

Aside from his numbers, he mistook "judges" for "the president".

Why should he know. Seems 46% of Americans don’t either if they go along with it.

A coup by the judiciary or of the judiciary? By you Mr. Musk.

Or he already has at least 7 on his side.