So Elmers school glue doesn’t work? Wouldn’t want to bolt them.

I told him to use gorilla glue so the Nazi tank wouldn’t fall apart. He never listens.

Does the owner’s manual specify that cybertrucks should only be driven indoors?

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What an un-sticky situation…

Why are they gluing panels on period? 😅 Good old fashioned nuts and bolts are just not possible? JFC.

Mach 10?!? I didn't think anything could go that fast!

Build for the apocalypse 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Roses are red Violets are blue Someone gave Tesla A tube of wrong glue

I'm still laughing.

BWAHAHAHA I snorted too!

If only I had the social media influence to host a Tesla Only Demolition Derby...

Tesla sales down 76% from same time last year in Germany. Meanwhile sales of electric cars are up , up , up . Europe gets it. I always wonder what the average American is seeing on media.

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Americans are wrongfully glued to Trump and Musk.

Soooooooo good.

Imagine an accident in a glued car....yummy

Glued cars are actually a thing, mostly used by bespoke lightweight sports cars. It's just Tesla is run by fucking idiots who didn't bother to research what glues to use. Hell, their first car was derived from a Lotus Elise! They use glue structurally in its extruded alu chassis for 30 years!

JUST GOES TO SHOW MUSKRAT MAKES PILE OF SHIT PRODUCTS FOR HIGH PRICES.

Not only does it look like something that a kid drew but it is held together with craft glue !

You know what doesn't fall off my Honda, panels because Honda knows how to build a vehicle.

Now you just need to delete your Twitter X account.

Karma

The real question is: should the panels be glued or welded?

But I thought unexpected spontaneous disassembly was a feature of all Musk's products!

I laughed more heartily than I have in months. Great one!

Don't snort the glue!

I like cars not held together with spit and glue.

They also used glue to secure the rear steel body panels to the thinly cast aluminum truck chassis. The other auto makers use galvanized steel, and robots weld them together.

Do not mock autism

I recommend doing some thinking about why you believed this was funny. It is incredibly ableist. Whether or not Elon Musk is autistic, using autism to mock him harms people who are autistic and are not fascist billionaires. Also, not for nothing, use alt text for your images. Bluesky makes it easy.

Seconding this. It's very ableist and super disappointing to see.

“Environmental embrittlement” is what happened to the GQP. Burn them all! 🔥

Where can I get one of these Neo-Aryan beauties!? Our local Tesla dealer, KKK Motors was fragged last week, so I need an alternate.

Imagine spending $100K on a vehicle & learning it was put together like a model airplane.

You cant make this up. Tesla paid no federal taxes in 2022 and 2024.

Most likely Mr. Knoweverythingbetterthanyou told them which glue to use…

Real trucks aren't glued together. They're put together with bolts and welds. Y'know, metal. Steel. The stuff that doesn't break when you try to tow something. #Tesla #CyberTruck #Elon #ElonMusk #MelonHusk #ElonIsAToddler

There's more than one facet To Laura Bassett.

Enough said America STILL builds the best cars

I've said it before. I'll say it again. They made a "truck" (and I'm using that term in the most generous way possible when it comes til this shitheap) which isn't suited for outdoor use! This company and its nazi owner are the very definition of incompetents!

I can see it now… “Just use f***ing scotch tape!”

Glue? Is that the real reason you aren't supposed to wash them?

I notice you've recently begun using alt text in your posts, thank you so much!! It is an integral accessibility feature that helps plenty of different people enjoy your posts! I really appreciate you setting a positive example with your large platform 💜

Well that's a bit of a sticky situation.... or not as is the case.

This does not exactly inspire confidence in their Airfix design. I sincerely hope they use crash-resistant glue.

We all did too!

Of course the wrong glue was used. The only glue he's allowed near is that Elmer's paste for toddlers because he sticks everything in his mouth or up his nose. Someone get ahold of the people @ Gorilla Glue & insist they charge him up the ass for any shipments. 😆

I guess the real glue was sent directly to skum so he could huff it... 😂

Musk. uber genius. Used the wrong sticky stuff. 😭

So they're going to use Elmer's glue instead.

wait a sec... shouldn't violets be.... violet??🤔

The article is incorrect, it should say "because they used glue instead of physical fasteners."

Seriously the wrong glue? For those bucks I would expect some engineering feat to hold those suckers besides glue!!!!

I like poetry😉

He’s wrecking the country. No one voted for him.

Me too!! lol

Apparently the glue is also flammable ...

I thought this 'environment' thing was a hoax, or something?

I sense a future headline but with “government” instead of “cyber trucks”

Didn’t cars used to be bolted together? Lets glue it they said, it’ll be fine they said.

Rapid, unscheduled disassembly. That's the gobbledegook applied to Musk's rockets when they blow up. Now his cars are doing it. Can anyone see a link?

Shttt! The last car I owned that was glued together was made by Revall. It probably stayed together a lot longer than a Tesla.😂

I chortled.

Did you really think this guy could build cars?! Only car manufacturers can do that!!

First is the fact they glue vehicles together. Second is that they use the wrong glue. Competence? Not so much.

EloNazi is just another flim flam man. I bet he used the same glue on his rocket 💥

The guy from Airplane! snorted all the good glue.

I see your snort and raise you a chortle...

GLUE?!?!

i love this for Muskrat 🤣

😅 Not surprising AT ALL

Yeah, Elmer's glue was probably a bad call.

I think I prefer screws to glue.

Any 'glue' that is holding your truck together is WRONG. Use real metal fasteners, like clamps and bolts and screws. Oh? Then you couldn't make them fast enough or cheap enough? Tough-compete, or delete.

I think this is the greatest compliment, @lebassett.bsky.social 😂

True story: the glue mixup was caused because the correct glue had all gone missing, apparently bc someone at the very top had been hoarding & sniffing said glue. This explains so much about DOGE! (Satire, no defamation lawsuit please, glue sniffer-in-chief.)

It's almost as if Musk is in such a hurry he makes careless mistakes. Oh, wait...................

The way I giggled. This is fantastic.

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They’re probably sniffing that glue as well.

Definitely worth a snorttle

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Me too!

Embrittlement you say? 🤣🤣

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I saw a video of someone dismantling the trim, with their hands, on a cyber truck a few months ago. What took them so long?

I could build a better truck entirely out of duct tape.

Morons, like w trying to find fraud w/o accountants, it seems like he had a 'truck' 'designed' w/o engineers. Glue? Good glue or bad this is more of the making of things that are mostly unrepairable. Suckers bought his crap and financed his insanity, y'all own it.

Cybertruck owners be advised: If I find a piece of stainless steel trim on the road -- I'm keeping it for a crafting project.

Oh dear! The media will of course carry sober, factual articles about this, and tell us how NHTSA, the authority that oversees vehicle safety, is once again doing its job. Ha! Of course they won't.

I think that’s what happened to the real glue - Elon snorted it.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Time for another car.

His stock goes down, boo-fucking-hoo.

Unscheduled Rapid Self Disassembly THAT should be Tesla's new motto!

Maybe don’t used fucking glue to do a screw’s job…

But don't use a screw to do a bolt's job, either.

Perfection.

Is the embrittlement weather-dependant? It seems whomever designed the thing did not take into account it might be driven anyplace besides southern California.

Embrittlement is a fancy word!