he was also the stochastic terrorist responsible for getting Dr. Tiller killed.

The party of don't tread on me has rules for men's conduct. Maybe it's my fancy book learnin' but those things that are a supposed affront to their masculinity are arbitrary. That dick in your mouth FOX news? Take Trump's dick outta your mouth before you respond. Impolite of you to talk balls deep.

Even his mom thinks he’s a putz.

What is the deal with Republicans and straws? Did they have bad straw experiences as children?

“You shouldn’t be drinking a milkshake” they really do just hate fun

Yes, real men drink scotch and beat their wives, ignore their kids.

And let the air out of the tires of a co-worker, 20 years their junior, so she has to ask for a ride home. Watters did this & openly admitted it.

Milkshakes are a good source of calories and protein. This guy seems like a miserable mf to be around.

Body builders make their own protein milkshakes they make in a blender, the difference is, “it’s not in public.” 🤦‍♂️ I love milkshakes, and I prefer to enjoy one with my wife. I’m not trying to impress anyone else but her. Having to act hyper machismo sounds like a fragile ego to me.

Amen!

Maybe someone should give him a milkshake.

A fist to the face shake is more like it.

They hate everything and everyone. Pathetic.

Why did God give these people eyes if they’re just going to keep them so narrowed? What a sad and shallow way to view the world. They must be so curdled inside.

💪🤬

This is the guy who brags about entrapping his wife by letting the air out of her tires when he wanted to date her.

Hey Watters, never touch tits! Tits are for babies!!!

Fuck him & the traitors he rode in on.

Jesse Watters is the definition of a Beta Cuck personified.

Pearls...are for ladies.

Watters is not a good man, and he has no business criticizing another man about his masculinity.

What a WEIRDO. But, no strong opinions about kids being shot in schools, unprovoked firing of civil servants, his daddy making up fake laws, a foreigner sh***ing on his country… got it. Impotent excuse for a reporter. Def not a journo.

What the fuck is wrong with soup.

Is soup considered gay by fascists?

lol apparently

WTF is wrong with milkshakes? I don't get how the types of food someone eats destroys a vision of ‘masculinity’

Good point lol

And idiots don't belong on TV.

I have a rule, don't let the tyres down of a woman that you fancy just so you can "come to her rescue", that's just creepy AF and it's even worse if you're married.

Real men, like Jesse Watters, have affairs with 25-year-old work subordinates while their wives are home with twin newborns. It’s the MAGA way. But no milkshakes, no drinking from straws, no crossing your legs, and no waving with both hands.

I'm the most manly man you ever saw and I eat soup, get it on my beard, I drink from straws if i want (I ususally don't want), I cross my legs, I manspread, I do whatever i want while respecting others and I don't feel less of a man or gay. I'm sure that's BECAUSE I am so much more manly than him.

You are not a man so don't kid yourself little boy.

His own mother disowned him.

What a weak excuse for a man.

Not that I'm especially invested in policing "appropriate gender performances" of others, but smarmy, creepy Watters is a smirking talking head on television simping for his oligarch like a grovelling betacuck. Hardly oil rigger levels of "manliness" on display here.

Party of family values

His mother is so damned ashamed of the asshole she gave birth to…and it’s more worse with every passing day.

Ok but counterpoint: milkshakes are delicious

Does T use straws lol

What a sad little man

To be fair, if that were the "man" in your life, you would just want him to leave.

I bet that this clueless jerk has skeletons in his closet 😉.

I'd like to know how you drink a milkshake without one. Go ahead, I'll wait....take that lid off and I dare you, you fucking moron, to gulp that shake down without spilling out all over your cheap suit and down your smug ass face. You are way too pre-occupied with masculinity. That's Beta for sure.

I am fairly certain he would actually like it to spill all over his face and suit.

Lol. I'm sure you're right. He probably likes all sorts of runny stuff in his face

Yeah, it's almost like he's trying too hard, isn't it!? Kinda funny if he wasn't so pathetic about it.

He's a loser who wants attention. He's a cheap immigration of tucker who.. also sucks balls. These people are pathetic.

LOL... I'm guessing you were typing "imitation" and fell victim to auto-incorrect there! But that's even better, they'd be outraged to find themselves in the same sentence as "immigration", wouldn't they, AHAHAHAHAHA!!! 100% agree. Betcha $100 they both got picked on in grade school.

I literally just noticed that and then I saw your post. Lol. Ya, I get mad sometimes and I type too fast and forget to check it all. Hahaha

If they're not drinking milkshakes then why are all these boys in my yard????

well-played.

Are they really that fragile? Soup in public? Living with these men has to be exhausting….

How does this guy pretend to be any kind or arbiter on masculinity? He has tons of opinions on it that I can only assume comes from a deep deep insecurity about it.

I was not aware that a milk shake was a kids drink ? I mean, who the hell don't like a good milk shake, any damn way ?

Is he aware of diet shakes?

Nobody said Watters is terribly bright or inciteful.

I I know there's bigger douchebags than Jesse Waters but he's up there

What a boring man.

He is such an asshat.

Careful, he's likely our next cabinet member.

Did he leave his wife for a man?

Men shouldn’t wear makeup.

And yet many do. Orange spraytan, guy-liner, concealer — it’s more popular then you think.

This guys whole schtick is an act to be as absurd as he can. He is a ridiculous, caricature of a man. I use the word man very loosely.

I have reached to an extent that l’m totally down and can no longer endure this pain. I’m in the state of deep frustration and depression wondering on how to hold on at this moment. Please help me, I wish I could talk to someone

Take care of you, my friend. I’m sending you good energy. We will make it through the storm.

Things are bad right now. There is love in your life that you must live for, you may find it in unlikely places

Dial 988 on your phone, take a deep breath, and talk to someone asap. You got this. I believe in you.

🤡

I love my soup-eating, milkshake-drinking husbeast.

NO ONE that is actually straight, gets homophobic over a milkshake. LOL! This guy really needs to just accept himself & GTFO the closet!

"Real old dudes keep their legs crossed in public so that their nuts don't fall down to their ankles and take a peek! 🤭" Lou Stules.

I never heard of those "rules" up here in Canada. So Jesse, I'll eat and drink however the fuck I want. I need no lessons in virility from a smarmy, catty, nonsensical wingnut like you. Sorry, with all due respect, asshole.

To be fair, I would have known you were in Canada when you wrote “Sorry, with all due respect…” 😆

Masculinity? Never eat soup in public? Never cross your legs? Who is this guy?

This guy is such a POS

I don’t know who this guy is but he sounds fragile af

Jesse Watters probably eats bananas like corn on the cob

I'm pretty sure he could get a whole banana down in one swallow 😜

I say that, but I'm jealous. I wish I had that kind of skill.

He eats corn the long way- but only when nobody is looking

A twelve year-old could bitch slap Jessie Watters…what a joke of a “man”…

So they could bitchslap an actual bitch.

This fuckin asshole does all those things at home behind closed doors in his leaderhosen pajamas.

He seems very insecure in his masculinity

Adults that lose the ability to play like a child, are bitter at those that have never stopped having fun.

Why can't men drink from straws? What's wrong with the world??

And he actually gets paid to spew this garbage. Magas are really regressive children.

This guy is one of the saddest little men that has ever walked the Earth.

Jessica Watters is such a fragile little man

why does anyone give a fuck about what this jackass thinks... but seriously the soup thing confuses me...

Jesse is so insecure about not being able to fill tuckie underroos that his entire life is just embarrassing himself trying to prove that he is a man. When even his mom calls in to call him a weak minded sheep, he needs to come up with new definitions to define what he is...

Oh fuck this guy. Honestly he’s such an ignorant jerk.

How stupid is it possible to be, really? I dunno, you have to ask Watters for that...

What manner of arbitrary bullshit is this

To be that level of an insecure "man", he must have an incredibly small penis... Just sayin...

Bite me, asshole. I’ll eat soup outside with my legs crossed naked if I fucking well feel like it. And my dick is bigger than yours.

You presume he has a dick.

My husband is as masculine as they come and has a milkshake now and then. With a straw.He even helped me get cleaned up when I took out my straw one time and tilted my milkshake up to drink it, and the whole thing fell in my face. We both nearly died laughing, along with the rest of the restaurant.

trying to get my head around why eating soup in public is somehow unmanly

...wtf is wrong with MAGA people? This was among the stupidest things I've ever read, and Faux News has had some doozies.

Well, he also believes men shouldn’t go grocery shopping with their wives. 🤦🏼‍♀️ www.yahoo.com/news/fox-jes...

Jesse Waters doesn’t believe anything. He says whatever the fuck will get him attention and money. His flippant, callous, and glib on purpose. He’s a troll with a TV show.

100% agree with this!

Very true.

Don't forget that time he went on a rant about dad's not working overtime on Halloween and take their kids trick r treating

Pretty tame for Watters TBH

MAGATS haven't yet realized that taking MEDICAID out of Federal jurisdiction and given to the various states can mean that the funding for the nursing/healthcare facility housing their elderly loved ones, could easily close and those residents will be back living at your home!

This turd can’t even follow the rules his lord and savior set forth on stone fucking tablets. But sure. Go on.

Fuck you Watters you pussy bastard. Soup is fine and milkshakes are for everybody. You’re just an asshole from FOX, you worthless Sonofabitch.

He's hard to watch.

WTF?!?!? I am 62 and I will NEVER give up milkshakes. What a fuckweasel.

What's the rule on slashing the 20-something's tire so she asks you for a ride?

Cue the photos of this jackass drinking from a straw.

Watters is one of those “guys” who would get the shit kicked out of themselves in a bar by simply walking in and just looking around.

By Executive Order, milkshakes shall not be served to anyone who is legally an adult. . .

Thems fightin words

*slurps his milkshake* You know it.

Watters says while sitting in his dressing room having his makeup done.🤔

This twatwaffle, the closest he's been to a MAN is when his wife PEGS him.. or when him and lil lady Greglina Guttfield eat each other out, no... that's just 2 normal Republicans call a discussion🤣

Jesse Watters is what happens when you forget dairy in a thermos.

Whole different set of rules for that twit. Loser with a capital “L”.

BURN!!!!!!

I have rules for men: - don't be a sexist pile of shit - don't go around telling people they aren't men because they enjoy life.

The lack of evolution happening in the right wing is awe-inspiring

Didn’t Trump bring straws back as a priority?

Jesse Watters has no idea what “real men” should or should not do. I imagine though that he is saying this as click bait and as has been said of MAGA cult members before, everything they say is confession.

This reminds me of the idiotic time back in the late 70s early 80s, there was a whole thing about "real men" don't eat quiche. God, I thought we had moved on, but not with those prepubescent boys.

I love seeing multiple people have the same thought. So neat how great minds think alike. 🤘

He wears more makeup than Caitlyn Jenner.

None

I’m a man….I do the fuck what I like you twat. Honestly what an absolute tool

So I won't see this dumbass at the Minnesota State Fair? More reason to go. (The dairy barn milkshakes are awesome!)

Another “family values” hypocrite asshole!

That man is an embarrassment to his entire family. Even his own mother hates him. How do you manage that?!?

It's almost like he's just saying stupid shit and seeing if his idiotic viewers will still cheer.

Watters’ male oral fixation should spawn some pretty interesting memes.

Ew 🤮

Just a detour on his way to talking about children...

I have rules for morons: stay in your mother's basement. Keep your fucking opinions to yourself. You have nothing worth hearing, so keep your yap shut.

Okay, I give. What’s with the “crossing legs” thingy? Unmanly??? Varicose veins? Blue balls 💙🥶👹👹👹👹 😁

When they see crossed legs they want to rape so it’s a confusing signal for them if a man does it

Oooo… hmmm…

didnt his mother call into his live show once, telling him to be nice or sth?

He got uninvited to Thanksgiving dinner.

ahhh lol right, even better xD

JESSE WATTERS IS A WORTHLESS WHINY LITTLE CHICKENSHIT. JESSE WATTERS IS A WORTHLESS WHINY LITTLE CHICKENSHIT. JESSE WATTERS IS A WORTHLESS WHINY LITTLE CHICKENSHIT. JESSE WATTERS IS A WORTHLESS WHINY LITTLE CHICKENSHIT. JESSE WATTERS IS A WORTHLESS WHINY LITTLE CHICKENSHIT. JESSE WATTERS IS A WORTHL

Haha...oh, yeah... That damn little Putz.

What a joke. I do all of those things and I never worry about what others think. That said, Hey Jesse, I can build a house from the ground up. Insult me regarding my masculinity to my face and I’ll nail your balls to a plank.

Real men know who they are without someone else's rules to define them. Same for real women. They are called grown ups.

Low life scumbag

But… but… what’s wrong with eating soup in public?!!! Or milk shakes? Or straws???? I’m a European I don’t get it!

Only maga understands.

same here, it's just stupid. A "real men eat steak" bullshit, I presume. Soup is great and so are milk shakes.

I also eat soup in public, and use straws. Guess we're not "real" men ;)

I almost believed there’s a cultural norm behind it I wasn’t aware of. Like I found out , once, a lot of cis het Americans find most hand bags that are considered neutral for all genders, unsuitable for men and “gay”

Depends, how wide is the strap? Are we talkin’ pasta noodle width or messenger bag width? If it could garrote me, I’m staying far, far away from it.

Even using an umbrella is gay. Real men get wet 😁

Whaaaaaaat

I heard it was "childish". I guess adults are waterproof.

Depends. If you have a nice suit or a leather jacket on, and you DON’T have an umbrella, it makes you look unprepared, which is considered un-manly. “What kind of man doesn’t bring an umbrella on a rainy day?” That sorta thing.

I don't think the "real" US men ever leave their cars for enough time to get wet. It's different for us Europeans that may actually be walking somewhere :)

Or cycling!

A real man gets out in the pouring rain, grabs his large umbrella, walks to the passenger side door, and walks his lady to the office entrance, house, etc, so she stays dry. He was prepared with an umbrella. He keeps his tie dry, has an extra suit jacket— because he watched the forecast in advance😎

But if I’m on a motorcycle and get wet or … whatever, I don’t complain about it either 😁

A straw is kinda phallic, so by Alpha Bro "logic," drinking through one means you're gay? It's a stretch, but I guess I can see the connection. I'm totally baffled about the soup thing though.

If they associate drinking straws with dicks, keeping in mind the size and circumference of the regular straw, I kinda get where their insecurities come from in general. (I don’t think it’s a valid reason though, all sized dicks are valid!)

I'd call it Calvinball for their supposed rules of masculinity but that's an insult to Bill Watterson

Nothing wrong with it. And I'm an American.

I just thought that maybe it’s fine culture norm I’m not aware of

It's a culture norm for far right men whose definition of masculinity is toxic for everyone especially themselves, so no one else should really pay any sort of attention.

I can see how THEY would see drinking from a straw and crossing legs as unmasculine but eating soup in public?

You have to suck the soup off a spoon. The action of sucking is seen as “gay” or “feminine” to conservative men. Yes, I guarantee you it’s that stupid of a reason. It’s just too bad they always suck.

Holly shit…

Fellas is it gay to eat soup???

Started with the faux cowboy Reagan. These people live in a fictional "Hollywood" reality. Seriously, they all think they could move to the Rockies and trap beaver and survive.

Maybe toxic masculinity "culture." They're obsessed with not seeming gay. What that has to do with soup, I have no idea.

Unfortunately it is just a symptom of the stupid toxic masculinity culture. I have extended family with this mentality so I can explain... "because it makes you gay". They are that afraid of straws because it means you like to suck and get a liquid into your mouth. It's sad and stupid.

Omg that’s… something.. ugh

Only for men so fragile they won’t wipe their arse because touching it is ‘gay’

You must be joking, right? These don’t exist, right?! RIGHT?

I wish.

Oh my god

These ultra right wingers are seriously messed up. It’s hard to believe at times these views are real and not just a schtick

Agreed. When I first heard it I was like, wait, what?

Nothing wrong with it; Putin's just been amusing himself by having his trolls tell MAGA stupid things like "guys, it's gay to wash yourself below the waist" and they obediently believe every single thing they're told.

The weird this is that Russian “machos” are ok with eating soup or drinking with a straw. Like.. they slurp their borscht like no tomorrow. So it’s a special American edition

These are very fragile, very, very insecure men. They invent new, stupid rules all the time.

My stepdad, born in ‘49, called them “sissy suckers,” and refused to use straws. Until I told him ice floats to the top and waters down the drink, so using a straw means you get the drink tasting the way it is supposed to. Then, around age 70, he started using them lolol.

It just screams childish insecurity doesn't it.

No idea. Canadian Lumberjacks love their pea soup and ham and they are pretty manly so....

Awww, man. Now I miss the ham and split pea soup my mother used to make.

It's good stuff. I think you should make some tomorrow 😆

and they laugh at Monty Python's Lumberjack Song because they are secure men with a sense of humour: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU...

Normal people here don't get it either.

who gives a fuck what this guy says? These people are all idiots and bastards.

Real men make up their own minds.

Soup is the gateway food to femininity? Crazy.

Campbell's in shambles. :(

Also if you have to try that hard to be "masculine" then maybe it's time to look inward. Just sayin.

Well we know Jesse loves men who wear orange bronzer. 😳

Tool Time on FauxNews. Sad.

WTF, they are attacking milkshakes now?! Milkshakes are delicious! I would have one every single day if I could. I'd vote for a milkshake for President over any of these Republican fools. You all know what to do. Buy a milkshake & if you see this "man" dump it on his head. Then buy another!🥤FFS!

Once again this is not the flex republicans think it is. Everyone loves milkshakes. Even the lactose intolerant among us will suffer for the simply joy of a milk shake. Once again republicans are the party that is against any kind of fun.

Real men enjoy soup and milkshakes without worrying what other people think. It's the small ones who care about these things.

Show us on the doll where the mean man hurt you, Jesse

What kind of sick childhood did this moron have such that he thinks men shouldn't drink milkshakes???? And cross their legs??? What the actual fuck?

Real men don't care about arbitrary rule that have nothing to do with being a good person. Insecure assholes like this just try to masquerade strength by "playing being men".

Sooooo fra-gee-lay.

I feel like I just witnessed a drive by 🤣

We grew up with Star Trek and Star Wars, learning acceptance and fighting Tyranny. How can a grown adult be so frickin stupid.

Toxic.

This dude is clutching his pearls so hard that they compressed and became denser than neutronium.

sexy green M&Ms all day show you’re a manly-man. 🙄

Because "real men" flatten car tires so they can stalk women easier

Don't drink from a straw? Somebody has some latent sexuality issues.

Thank god my milkshake doesn’t bring Jesse Waters to my yard!

If MAGA white men want to live such a fake life of self-deprivation it’s hard for me to care. Let them suffer in their austerity and paranoia. I’ll hang out with a gay man over one of these guys any day.

And that's the best attack he can come up with? What a bozo.

Why is it some men garner a measure of fame and their ability to think with their big head is superseded by the thoughts of their little head….

dont you have to attain manhood before attempting to make rules for men?

Hating milkshakes on a psychopathic behavior

Hey dumb ass I know plenty of men who eat soup in public, sit with their legs crossed, and drink milkshakes out of a straw, and each and every one of them are more of a man then you can ever dream about being! Fucking panty waste!!

Idiot.

I am a man and I will never let such diehards dictate what I should and should not do. “True alpha males” don't run after some random wannabe males.

How miserable does one have to be in order to say grownups can't have milkshakes?!?

He is a bozo. Fox News needs to be wiped from the face of the earth.

What about your stupid haircut?

Oh, he has "rules for men", lol. Now hold on, hold on. Men have had rules for women for how long now? Maybe it's only fair that men start to impose some rules for men too? This list is pretty mild compared to the rules for women list.

We do have rules and those aren’t them.

And these are those rules.

Awe, man, i want a milk shake so bad right now.

This is a person who hates himself so deeply and so completely that it is evident to any rational person who hears him talk.

Okay he can put it in his Grindr bio. What do we care? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Isn't this the guy whose own Mom hates him? I'm guessing the daughters he abandoned won't be too fond of him either.

I proudly drink milkshakes, and Watters is paid by Rupert Murdoch to not drink milkshakes. Viva la difference.

What a tool !

These “alpha males” have a lot of insecurities. Not very “alpha”.

WTF is wrong with soup and milkshakes?

hey, jesse. not only do eat quiche, i also make it. and i do the dishes afterwards. not only do i do my own laundry, i also fixed the washing machine when it broke. what else ya' got, hosiery boy?

Not only a real man, you're a complete human being.

JFC, imagine being so fragile you think this crap - or so fragile you’d take advice from that loser.

The idea that this pudding should have his opinions about manhood listened to is sadiculous

Did he really leave his family for another woman? If so, is this the family values the republicans really want? Or is it the old ‘Do as I say and not like I do?’

He’s ignorant and obviously not secure in his manhood

Milkshakes are awesome, this guy is slightly less manly than overcooked spaghetti, and dear god, how insecure do you have to be to worry about this shit? I wonder how many people who spend their lives on the road want to ask him about his issue with straws, and if he has a thing for phallic objects

Ugh he's so awful....

Fox News host Jesse Watters finalizes divorce with his estranged wife after cheating on her with his 26-year-old assistant producer - who has since left the network www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

thanks, I was looking for the details on this

Why would more than one woman fuck this guy?

they were too "tired" to get away?

Jesse Watters Net Worth $10 Million Jesse Watters' Salary$5 Million

Ugh, not enough

Maybe they misunderstood the meaning of "Fuck this guy".

Lmao, either that or he had money and found ladies with a low self esteem?

Why not both?

Ayyy!😂

Rule for men as told by running his mouth Jess waters

Odds pretty good no man is taking his words as meaningful in describing who a man is Men, at least, honorable men don't act or talk like him He might be a role model to radical right-wing nut jobs, Republican and maga men but Not to intelligent honorable men who have respect for other people

This guy is either way rigid and not Ina good way or very insecure about his own sexual identity

Absolute cretin 🤦‍♂️

As a man, I reject your rules.

Can you imagine having masculinity that fragile? Or hating women so much that mundane things are off limits because you might be seen as -gasp- feminine? Oh god forbid /s

Trump is taking out your gov and look what you talk about it. My god USA

Dumbest man on Fox

This is so bizarre. And why is he obsessed with what men are doing? And what people do in bathrooms or the privacy of their homes? I know it's click bait, but it's creepy. And toxic.

He has secrets...I'm telling he does. Can see right through him

💯 guaranteed he does

you mean he is afraid that someone notices his perfect straw sucking technique? And connects the dots?

Why is he watching men and their legs and mouths btw...I'm just saying. What man does that

Yeah I mean... we can all see that. He might casually confess on air one day and his followers won't even blink

People watching that channel got us here. Those so-called journalists need to be harassed and targeted as much at tRump and Musk.

betcha he has a hip dislocation from doing the "man-spread"

I actually man-spread by accident — I’m a drummer for 30 years and I’m used to having a snare between my knees. But NEVER do I do it on a train or bus and take up 2-3 seats.

good man ❤️

Mom raised me to be a gentleman. 🫡

even better Mom ❤️

Watters: Milkshakes are for boys, sexual harassment is for men. It’s the MAGA way.

What a clown. 🤡

what a sad, pathetic life he must lead.

He's such a closeted cunt.

Closeted?

What’s wrong with eating soup?? Everything to them is projection!!

Mr. Watters has some serious sexual hangups. He needs therapy

I'm going to go to every restaurant he's at and slurp soup toward him.

This payaso is the same schmuck who left his wife for a muuuch younger woman. Real men don't dump their wives for a trophy.

Maybe it's late here, but you might as well just rearrange the words at random. No, wait, rearrange the letters at random.

What is the stupid reasoning for now eating soup? I can see not eating, say, bananas if you are homophonic enough. But soup? It boggles the mind the idiocy of these people.

I got new rules for men, don’t watch faux news it’s the ultimate cuck machine for an orange billionaire

Heard Jesse's mom can't stand him and he even cried on air about it.

Jesse Watters cos playing being a man, Watters is a poster boy for a prison bitch.

His own mother detests him.

You don’t eat soup in public? Weirdos

Nothing screams 'real man' like being terrified of how others will perceive your eating habits.

I was recently filled with joy that the Lord blessed me with soup, and seconds, from a very outgoing community - when i was unable to afford food, on more than one occasion.

“I have rules for men.” Such a strange way to announce he doesn’t have any friends.

Sounds like someone was a little insecure about his manhood???

Having such arbitrary and petty “rules” for manhood is a serious red flag for a deeply fragile and small minded individual.

Someone tell him the manliest thing you could possibly do is walk directly in front of a speeding bus. Real "alpha" move.

Everyone knows real alpha men can catch bullets with their teeth, juggle chainsaws, and drive their cybertrucks off bridges.