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Jesse Watters seems too intent on watching how other men move their bodies. I wonder what he is trying to hide???

a self-own by Jessie

I don't think Jesse Waters has ever met an actual man at times. Like some sort of freakish cargo cult culture built around vacuum cleaner ads

A couple of closet cucks...

Guy’s an Asshat!

Even SNL couldn't come up with someone as stupid as Jesse the eunuch

Real men have balls and a real penis. Walters has neither. When he was in pre-schooll daycare, they were passing out brains, he thought they said TRAINS .. and he missed his.

where is the effing MUTE button for these ZERO IQ Fox idiots ?

Permit me an old school masculine moment: I would slap the taste out of his mouth so fast.

Sorta like Trump focusing on the size of Arnold Palmer’s “masculinity”

If you have to go out of your way to prove you're a real man... You aren't one

You do when you are a closet homosexual. Most people like this shyte are closet 'somethings' and what they fixate on is usually their secret. So they think 'getting rid' of homosexuals is necessary and will stop their cravings.

Real men never talk about being real men. They just don’t.

It’s weird, isn’t it?

Says the bitch in every gay prison porn ever made.

Temp Ross says what now?

He tries so hard to appear masculine and continues to fail. I wonder if it stems from bed wetting. And his last name is Watters. Must’ve been bullied by people like Trump.

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I always wonder what is wrong with Jesse Watters. He got his start ambushing people for Bill O'Reilly. Just an annoying POS.

So true George!

Such a punchable face...

The US Masculinity Crisis. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2nBoELj/

With his macho hands swaying ever so sweetly as he speaks. 🙄

How miserable he must be. Must be really depressing to think you have to live with so many rules.

I don't need some corporate media simp tell me how to 'man'

This is exactly the problem !! Little boys trying to teach other little boys what it is to be a man. It fails every time !!

I don't recall anybody I would consider "real men" worrying about men so much. Can't imagine Jimmy Stewart or John Wayne waxing on in such a cringy way about their manhood. Manhood like cool nicknames are not something you give yourself. It is earned...

It’s actually quite disturbing and weird.

#AbsoFuckingLutely

These 'real men' are insufferable. How is this level of obsessive stupidity the dominant paradigm?

Apparently, the most insecure malen truly embodies the best of the masculinity valued by billionaires

The very last man I’d take advice on masculinity. Now if I want to learn about fragile male ego I’ll give him a call! 🙄

I give it a week before hes arrested in a public mens room

Guarantee he not only gets his nails manicured, but polished and clear coated too!

Real men want MORE for the people, Jesse. Real men don't try to pull down other people to make themselves look big. Real men level up. Empathy, tolerance & compassion IS strength. But, Jesse, you wouldn't know about that, right?

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

Remember the line from the POLICE ACADEMY movie. You know the one about Johnsons in a row? By George Gaines, I think?

Jesse is living in a closet within a closet within a closet within a closet store.

I wonder what his Grinder handle is.

Jesse rule # 342......real men don't say "handle". It makes them sweaty.

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He's in there so deep he bypassed Narnia and ended up in Middle-Earth! He was promptly beaten within an inch of his life because he called the elves "effeminate".

Jesse is so far in the closet he hit Narnia!

He's in a closet in Narnia!

I was so deep in the closet I was in fucking narnia, and this guy makes me look like I opened the door and just bopped on out. Like dude, life is better out of the closet. You can breathe out here.

I think his closet has company. Right, Mike Johnson????

maybe Jesse would like to be on the team of 'sex inspectors' who look inside childrens shorts... it suits him.

Real men mind their own business

Jesse's a Mutt !

Real men dance like this though, with BOTH hands

He thinks he looks like Elvis Presley but IRL he looks like he's pleasuring two other men.🤢

He practised with Elon and Putin

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His moonwalk is stuck in neutral.

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What is Jesse’s problem? Does anyone have a clue? He’s a stranger fella.

George, did you photoshop that or are his hands really that tiny?

What about accordion little hand movements? Are those manly? 😂🍊

I wonder if this will negatively impact JD’s ability to capitalize on the men’s eyeliner market?

How long before Jesse Watters starts complaining about how girls have cooties, and boys should not let girls near them during recess for fear of being infected by said cooties and subsequently turned into a girl! Ewwww! Ew! Ew! EWWW!!!

What does he know about "manhood", really!

When I think of Real Men, Watters is always the first guy that springs to mind, just like when I think of a Mensch, Gutfeld is the fist one to come to mind.

Waving with both hands is more efficient. You get more wave to the erg. You’d think that republicans would appreciate that. What a fucking childish thing to hang your hat on!

I guess he doesn’t know Jack Kerouac absolutely RHAPSODIZED about milkshakes in the early part of “On the Road.”

Wait, this dude is legit?! I thought this was an Onion piece at first.

This beta doesn't measure up to the standards he touts.

Real men know how to respect real women.

Watters has always been the weakest of Fox's weak blustering men.

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He says that while being fixated on Stephen Miller's masculinity by calling him a Sexual Matador.

Real men don’t have to pop a woman’s tires to get her to marry them either.

Not unless it’s to get off.

Dude who has never done anything besides eat from silver spoons and sit in front of a camera wants to pretend he knows what "manly" is. Real men don't have to slash a woman's tires to get a date.

He has ruined milk shakes for me with his twisted fantasizing “The Lady Doth Protest Too Much!” - WS

Irony is dead.

He personifies a 'real man' wannabe.

Look at those small soft hands. He’s never done anything manly in his life.

Water is weird and more feminine than any male on any TV show.

He's trying to be Tucker Carlson. Next he's going to recommend sunning your testicles.

i doubt if he has any testicles 🙂

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Who listens to this babling idiot? Oh yeah, other idiots…

Can you quote Shakespear here? "The lady doth protest too much!" Could there be something in the closet?

Real people don't need a rule book to know how to conduct themselves. 😂They certainly don't stop to check what this guy's rule book says.

Everyone, literally everyone in glorious leader's circle is a performative clown. They each have their own gimmicks. Jesse Watters is no exception and his fetish with other men and his list of 'man rules' is beyond weird. I promise you he not only drinks milkshakes, he's fully gay.

Jessica Waters is such a fucking douche bag… He wouldn’t know masculinity if it bit him on the ass. Absolutely, no fucking clue

Ones with comically tiny dicks do.

Real men would work on themselves, starting with taking accountability for their gaslighting and patriarchal privilege.

They’re fixated on manliness because they are not, in fact, manly.

"We salute". I think we all know how that lot salute.

I can offer them a single finger salute….

This is a guy whose family doesn't invite him to their homes anymore. His own mother is done with his BS. #wattersisaloser

Anyone with half a brain has to hate that guy.

I really don’t like this guy please keep your whining lies to yourself 💯👎🏼

According to Jesse, men should be "not that serious". But don't you dare eat soup 😂

Watters is a bellend🤷

So, using a straw makes men not real men because it reminds Jesse of sucking dick, which he is ashamed of, so you can't use them.

This guy is so gross

SO MANY REPUBLICANS ARE EITHER IN THE CLOSET OR PEDOPHILES.

Absolutely are! Another #GOPFascist pedophile was arrested just yesterday! And he was one of those who sponsored that #MN "Trump Derangement Syndrome" bill also. Every accusation is a confession with the Republican Nazi Party. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

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One of FOX NEWS Corp major A holes reporting the news with a dumb attitude as always along with Greg guttfield and his dumb and never funny analysis etc

Small penis energy from that one.

Yeah I’m gonna take masculinity advice from a guy that pees sitting down!

How does this man still have a platform. Trump continual makes you look like an uneducated troll spewing his lies and rhetoric as gospel.

Yeah- what was the deal with eating soup in public as non-masculine? Soup is one of the perfect culinary achievements of our species and should be celebrated on high, Jesse is a weird little freak who probably prefers store brand non-dairy creamer in his watered down morning coffee.

We all know that Emden Jesse was decrying men's lips rapped around a straw we all saw he was fantasizing about men's lips rapped around his putrid straw

I love how little boys like Jesse Waters , Josh Hawley, and Josh Shapiro act like they are the experts on masculinity. All three would piss their pants if they were confronted with real danger (and one of them was caught on camera running like a coward from the mob he provoked).

I feel for his mom.

Will whomever who brutally rejected his promposal in 1996 and went with the buff jock instead, just say "sorry", so the Chad wannabe can move the fuck on?

How about if he jumps up and down at the same time, Jesse?

He's so open with his pathology.

Jessica, Jessica, Jessica….

These guys can't find their own dicks until another manly dude approves it's location. The need for approval is so sad, does not indicate any kind of strength. They work out, but can't fight. Insult but can't think. Order and demand, but can't follow simple logic. Weak minds, weak character. Useless

Agreed.

I wish someone would find his Grindr account and expose him. His masculinity is as real as Elton John’s straightness.

Yes! Wouldn't that be something? 🤣

I seen him (on tape of course) talking down Doug Emhoff for going with his wife to the grocier store. With all the death threats and crazy people out there why would that not be masculine? The more he talks he talks the more shallow, fragile and whimpy he seems. A petty little man.

Hey Jessie, go suck on your plastic straw.

I have been a logger, millworker, farmworker and farmer I have never have had to showcase my masculinity, it is these guys that can do their jobs in penny loafers and docker's that seem to have something to prove

They do if they are unsure about their own

This is true. My husband is a real man. Secure and kind. Hugs his kids. Picks wildflowers. Pays my bills. 🤭 I am so grateful for him when I see this crap. ❤️

Makes me want to drink soup through a straw with legs crossed while waving with both hands just so none of these assholes ever confuse me for one of their “real men”.

He’s in the closet, right? "The lady doth protest too much, methinks”

Jesse is an adult male Not a man

Is this the guy who talks about straws? I guess for sure "real men" aren't gay according to him. What a fkn loser.

Real men don’t let the air out of the tires of a young co-worker so they can hit on her. Especially married “real men”.

Is that predatory?

Yes!

Very! Eek!

We should use strong big language for bad behavior.

Ewww

I never realized toxic masculinity had a rulebook! I'm so relieved.

Another manly man living in a prison of his own making

His poor mom

It’s noteworthy how he, former Cpl. Vance, and others who feel their masculinity is threatened make no mention of values or character when discussing it. I get it with Vance. The Corps transforms people of all kinds into Marines, not into men — and the core values of that don’t always take.

He's still trying to find his penis

Real men don't talk a load of moronic libertarian shite and get paid for it?

Real men don't subject themselves to arbitrary rules, especially if they're lain down by doofus news anchors. . .

Is this why he talks about other people's masculinity pretty much all the time?

IDK, I keep scratching my head, trying to figure out who this regressive dull-witted asshole thinks he is that he presumes to somehow be the arbiter of all things "men". I know who he is. Who does he think HE is? And why the fuck does he think real men don't just point and laugh?

Ha-ha-ha! Just one of Toddler Trumpy's many fixations! #ArnoldPalmer

Real men eat soup with a knife and fork.

No! With a chopstick and only one chopstick!

That would just be showing off…

I spoke to a bloke at work who had intimidated a female and told him that was not cool (my job to do tell people that when they do it), anyway this bloke says 'If you were a real man we would meet down the street and I would punch your head in'. Yeah, nah.

10 to 1 he's as gay as they come.

The actual fuck? Sheesh

Come out of the closet, Jesse. And bring Tucker with you. No one cares.

Emotionally healthy women know this in their bones.

He is such a DICK!

So happy to note that he seems to be aging at a high rate, he looks like shit.

These damn republicans do and also on everyone’s genitals…sick group

As Walz himself pointed out, they're just weird.

This guy lies awake at night thinking about how soup makes you gay 🤣🤣 what a weirdo

Did he add 'real men' don't color their hair to the list? Ooops, I guess he wouldn't.

Jesse Watters has penis envy. He wants one, in whatever way he can get one. #FoxEntertainment

He's a silly little weeny of a lying ass talking head. 🙄

All you have to do is look at his hand and listen to Watters mother and learn this "man" is a fussy, wuss and a coward.

In a masculinity contest between Jesse Watters and RuPaul, I'll take RuPaul every time.

Watters eats soup in private. And drinks milkshakes

Real men don't humiliate their mothers on national TV.

So milkshakes are now just for kids. Ya hear that you manly men? Stop drinking those milkshakes, protein shakes, and any other kind of shake, they're not for you.

Average men don't. Thry don't see vrn have to be "real" level. 🤷‍♀️

The real men thing is juvenile anyway.

Jesse Watters is a closet queen trying t prove he’s not gay. Prediction; will be busted in a public restroom.

He’s a closet case, like most Republican men.

Don't take any tips on being a man from a can of playdoh in a suit named Jesse.....

𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔞 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔱 𝔧𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 ?????

For over a decade Jesse was defined by what incredibly cruel and racist bullshit, he wouldn’t do personally, O’Reilly got him to humiliate himself with. He hasn’t grown one cm since then.

Seriously. Just find a dick and suck it already, Jesse. This is getting sad.

I think he has some hidden issues. Let's not go there.

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Exactly. And obsess about other people’s sex lives that they don’t even know, and have zero impact on their sad little lives.

Alpha Male: A man who will immediately resort to gay sex when confronted with a long stay in prison.

It’s like when cowards brag about how tough they are

Really women don't measure penis size

Jesse has a very big closet that he's usually in.

I’d pay good money to see a petey hegseth, jesse wawa ax throwing contest.

I don't know George. Perhaps he's homer sexual and hasn't come to terms with it. If you really want to wind him up then everyone homo/hetro might start complementing him on say... his hair. 'I love your hair, it's a fantasy come true for men like us.' Etc. youtu.be/6DafuN7wxuM?...

Jesse ‘JAZZ HANDS’ needs to STFU!

Real men aren't on FOX news

because HE'S a real man? Hahahaha!!!

He would be the first one to run away and hide at the first sign of trouble.

I’m waiving at Jesse Watters 🖕

Jessee is just a clown - nothing more.

I wonder how many MAGA "men" said to themselves, "Gee, I really like soup, but I guess I can't eat it now." "Good boys. Do what you're told and we'll tell you you're a man." Not insecure at all. Not a bit.

I think if you are fixated on how masculine others are, either it's a state of desire, for said masculine men, or a desperate fear of falling short

Numbskull.

What would Jesse know about being a real man🙄🙄🙄

He must really have some severe performance problems.

Somebody should explain to Jesse Watters that "real men" also don't do what he does on his Fox News program for 60 minutes every night!

Real men???? What does that whiny pathetic little man know about real men…..

he reminds me of my step-father because he's the exact opposite of a role model...

Hell no they don’t …. Who does he think he is anyway ……

Would this imbecile even know a “real man,” whatever the hell the means, if he saw one? And, would he be punched in the face right away, or after one sentence?🤔

Jesse Watters…just another FUXNews handjob…

Yet he’s fixated on masculinity and has to talk about it.

Real men don’t let their women have children with other men, case and point,

I guess waving two hands isn’t Nazi enough for him!

Disgusting

Amazing how these 'real man' folks have seemed to never have served their country in any real capacity.

Miss Watters is a man who apparently doesn't feel much like a man.

Says the guy who while married let the air out of the tire of a coworker who he had an affair with and later married. The beta male champ

How about real men don't shill for a group of conmen hell bent on destroying the country to "own libs." This the same guy who had his mommy on the program. She must be so disappointed.

Where does purposely deflating a woman’s tire to pressure her into being alone with you rank on the masculinity scale for this douche?