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The portrait makes him look like a bloated fart. I understand his dislike of it BUT by making such a big deal over it he is creating a cartoon caricature of himself! He just doesn’t know when to shut up! 😂😂😂

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ha ha ... what a vain asshole

To me the portrait looks like a combination of Trump, Vance and Putin.

that may have been the artist’s point, lol

Lady graham and trump

And Musk

Yes, I see it now! 😆

My husband said it made it trump look like a weird cherub, and it unnerved him

It seems pretty accurate to me.

I personally thought it was a good likeness 🤔

And the irony is, that’s it not even that bad. It’s even a bit flattering.

Keep up with the irrelevancies, Trump. It keeps you from action.

Vanity, all is vanity

I thought it was generous…

Maybe they need to put more mirrors in the White House for Donnie.

The Portrait of Orangeade Gray

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It’s an improvement on the real object that she had to work with !

On the contrary, it captured his soul.

insert my usual catphrase to these headlines

You’re so vain!

Yes, that portrait looks WAY better than his actual face.

He could sell it as a dart board.

Demented!

Apparently trump hasn’t looked in the mirror lately. The face he is walking around with is much worse than his portrait in Colorado.

I thought it was an improvement!

Bet he'd throw ketchup at it, but he would have to travel to do so.

"Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo, Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee"

I’m from Colorado, and I am totally fine with not having any portraits of him displayed. Don’t want to hurt is vanity.

Much better is the photo on the right

Such an Oompah Loompa.

Poor baby! Did he do that because it wasn’t orange enough?

Does he know what he looks like? It looks just like him.

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Hang it in the toilet where it belongs

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when will maga see him for the whiny, petulant crybaby he is

What was he expecting? Does he not own a mirror?

Trump prefers to be presented as a mob boss instead of a fat slob. I say - why can't he be both? (Facts don't care about your feelings, comedy is legal now, etc, etc.)

If anything it makes him look better than he really does. Maybe his skin wasn’t day glow orange enough for him.

O. kaa...yyyyy DJT doest like a portrait given as a "present" from.. someone. Not NEWS!

trump's response to everything.

It looks just like him

At first, I thought it was William Shatner. At least he looks better on his 90’s than Felon47 does now.

Later this week; This EO releases my official photographs. Thank you, thank you.

😂🤣😂🤣😂

Problem with donny is its hard to tell where the human ends and the muppet begins.

Looks just like him...

Ugly inside and out! You can’t fix that or stupid - he proves it daily!

“ Oi Bruv….its chewsday today innit”

I feel sorry for the painter. They obviously tried to make Trump look human. This also explains why Trump hates it. It makes a mockery of his efforts to stamp out humanity in the US.

My guess… he wants his conspiracy mugshot as his official potus portrait cause he thinks he looks like such a bada**!!

That picture looks like the artist couldn't remember if he was supposed to paint tRUMP or Linsey Graham.

Well then, he would just love the one I did of him

I just read in Denver Post that "In 2018... an aide to then-House Speaker Crisanta Duran, a Democrat, helped a liberal political group sneak a portrait of Russian President Vladimir Putin into the Capitol, where it was displayed on an easel beneath the spot reserved for Trump." How apt that was!

Maybe this one?

I thought it flattered him

I met a lovely older couple last week in my local. They were from Aurora. They snorted about the gang invasion story.

He prefers “after Ozempic” Donnie.

Well, he is the biggest asshole in the world!

I guess he has seen to many maga Rambo style depictions of him

Oralè Resisters He sure knows how to Pay his legal bills now! The American taxpayer! #AlinaHabba #USDemocracy

They'll be dividing our country's collective wealth to pay for their lavish lifestyles. The average maga have no idea they've been brainwashed by shows like 'Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous'. What would this ONE HANDBAG cover in an average household?!

She should be disbarred

So *that's* why that portrait showed up in my feeds today? It looks nicer than he does...what's his problem with it?

Reality,no false touchups,no intimating look,just real.

He looks like they did a mashup with JD Vance and Donald Trump 🤣🤣

The artist did him a favor. I'd love to see how Trump sees himself, because that portrait is definitely much more normal looking than the real thing.

Omg they look like twins! 🤣

But Louie Anderson had a heart of gold 😔

Agreed, he does. I used to live that cartoon, it was hilarious!

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#leaveitup

I read it was put up by the former Republican Governor in 2018 so he's attacking the wrong guy as usual.

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I mean, that shit just looks luxurious.

Found it, because of course someone already did this.

OMG hilarious.

🤣

LOL! Yours wins.

Ok Colorado, demand that trump resign & then you’ll take down the portrait! Otherwise, FU orange thing!

Really… the picture is much better than the real thing… own it Donald… Again he seems to add in a few lies about this picture being deliberately staged…

He’s so fragile

OK, I've sen it and it looks better than *he* does.

We should start a petition to have the previous painting removed and for this to take its place. It's a more accurate depiction.

🤭😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😂

Solidly BLUE state Colorado - we despise maga

I mean in the article's thumbnail he looks like you put a suit on an elderly Oompa Loopma's testicle.

The thing is, the portrait is not awful. If you take away the orange and the weird pursed lips, and you square his shoulders and fix his hair, this portrait is what you get. Boardman did him several favors here

😂

Yes he's mad that he's ugly. It's the picture of Dorian Gray

Hilariously enough, the portrait is…honestly fine. It portrays him as normally as possible. And it speaks volumes to the box of angry rats that is his fragile psyche that he took offense to that.

Look at how red his face became! Can I get a "Go Donnie!"? Could his cerebral arteries become less elastic for once?

"portrait of him hanging" can be read more than one way. I got excited for a minute there.

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He literally looks better in the painting than he does in real life. I'd like to see a painting of himself that he does like so that I know what he thinks he looks like...

The one where they made it cry, though!! 🤣🤣🤣 Omg, I couldn’t stop laughing!! 😂 😂

She made him look less grotesque. He should be happy

chubby cheeked titty baby in cheap says what? he doesn't like his own likeness? what kind of narcissist is he?

Well at least he's got his priorities in order. 😕 Meanwhile I'm still paying over $6 for a dozen freaking eggs!

He's used to his cult followers showing him pictures of this rather than realistic representations.

Is that a Raptor or a Duyoofinkheskamtus?

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He’s Such A Pathetic Scary Old White Guy .

Well the artist didn't have much to work with

Can someone post that picture here so we can put it up everywhere?

Jesus got mad about his portrait and gave us Trump as retribution

Streisand Effect in full flow...

I think he'll like this one better.

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😂

Is that the Elvis sneer?

What a whiny bitch

He does not like how others see him? And yet he rages at trans folk 😅 irony

Is there any way we can get a good version of the portrait to share?

“It’s not realistic. I usually look more orange and I typically have some of Putin’s cum on my upper lip”- Trump

Could've been worse...

Is it just me or is Trump beginning to look like one of the Oompaloompas from the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.

He so looks like an Oompa Loompa in this photo😂

Actually, I think that painting is absurdly flattering. But what do I know? I don’t live in spray-tan-istan.

Perhaps it’s actually his anger about his ongoing obsession about crowd size…specifically, the recent Bernie Sanders/AOC 34,000 crowd in Denver…the largest political crowd there since 2008.

I’m sure he has a stack of those trump-alt MAGA trading cards where he’s been altered to look all svelte & muscle-y in armor and swords & other Mardi Gras costumes. That’s who he believes he is.

The face and role of the clown suits you better, Donny.

Bahaha

Complexion isn’t right… Needs more tangerine 🍊 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺

and we know what we need do to know team! Post it everywhere!

I know, I know. It wasn’t orange enough.

I bet he does an EO this week for a standard Portrait to be used.

We pass it along

I actually think he has the whole Dorian Gray thing backwards; it's the painting that's supposed to be gross and decrepit, not the subject.

I think Vlad should use some old storyboards from "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" with the umpalumpah's that would catch Donny's true essence and the coloring would be spot on

Just saw Jenn's post ... I owe you a Coke

That portrait looks exactly like him. Truth just hurts.

Has trump seen his own Ass Neck? It’s a national embarrassment.

Neck cameltoe.

Art of the deal chapter one: have an ass or vagina like abnormality popping through your neckline to disturb and/or distract your opponents.

Oof! His neck labia are giving their ALL in that pic 😂

I like to call it neckgina.

Thats probably why he's upset, his chin-gina isnt shown in its full hideous glory.

He should be arrested for indecent exposure for showing off Putin’s personal sex hole.

Let’s fix it then

He really should be thinking the artist. She made him look 1 million times better than he actually looks. Did he really want a portrait of the way he really looks 🤣🤣🤣🤣

There's enough pictures, Donold. History will know how ugly you really are.

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Oh Jesus…. Soooo good

Something we never would have seen had he not brought it to our attention.

Truth is you can’t make a silk purse out of a pig’s ear. Trump is as ugly as they come, both outside and inside. Melania what wee you thinking? 🤔🤔$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

He’s melting

Looks like the portrait was painted around 1798, about the same time Trump signed the Alien Enemies Act.

Let’s put it on a stamp.

Be sure to check out the “cleaned up” versions of the portrait provided by “Liam Nissan” & “Ramba Zamba” 👏🤣🙌🥴🫣

It's actually a really nice portrait. One of the best depictions of him I have seen. They managed to make him look kinda normal.

USPS announces design for new "Forever" stamps

👏🤣 You’re funny! (Maybe they should be for those low cost junk mail stamps!)

Hilarious.

The malignant narcissist having a tantrum.

I think it brings out his Stupid, quite well.

Cranky. He must need his diaper changed.

It's funny because it was the GOP members of my state that commisioned for $11k it using GoFundMe back in 2019. He's attacking Polis' policy and trying to make him evil by saying Polis was at fault for the picture.

That’s you Donald, we can even see all your ill will and hatred.

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What's really funny about this meltdown of his, I think; it's that had he given the portrait of himself no attention, it'd have likely have been forgotten, but because Trump's upset over it, everybody is now going to keep reminding him about it's existence. He cannot help himself, lol.

Yo Trump you are ugly, get use to it

He's such a vain, whining crybaby.

Looks like he wants to dance a little side step there…

He will threaten to withhold money from the state.

Guess he hasn’t looked in the mirror lately

He looks better in the portrait. He should thank the artist for making him look like a regular older man versus an orange oompah loompha.

The portrait is better than the AI generated garbage depicting him like a 180 lb. super hero.

Dictators gotta dick around.

America is teetering on the edge, and he's whining about his portrait. He does not take his job seriously, and we all suffer for it.

Hun, do you like this one better?

Replace it with his mugshot

What? There’s a bad portrait of the Orange Oompa Loompa? Say it isn’t so. 🤣

He looks SO much better in person!? 😆🤣😆

His gums look kinda grey.

“NOBODY HAS MORE GINGIVITIS THEN ME!! BELIEVE ME!! ALL THE BIG TIME DENTIST SAY SO! WITCH-HUNT!”

A lot of dentists say that you need to brush twice a day. 4 out of 5 I think the number is. But no one has a dentist like my dentist. He says I've got teeth like no one has ever seen before.

What color makeup is she using now? Not as orange? I’m picking up swine pink maybe?

Can't unsee that.

Sorry! I agree! It is very triggering for me too. Worse still is its voice! Total bad Jerry Lewis impersonation. Nails on a chalkboard! If a clip of him pops up I can’t turn it off fast enough. He’s the most vile, inside and out, ‘human’ of our time.

🤣 The portrait is insanely flattering. He looks exponentially worse in person.

😆🤣😆😆 #TRUTH

He only likes images of him from AI or his stupid digital trading cards, which makes him look like he actually eats protein and benches 500 in a superhero costume. He is not a superhero. He is a bloated, obese, demented super villain and all that has to be taken down is his ego, to finish him off.

He wishes he looked as good as the portrait!

Just another cry from the whiny tittie baby. #jailthefelon

The artist used the wrong photo. To be fair and all....

I mean... the likeness is pretty remarkable.

"Juhz. Vuhh. UHFUH."

FUGLY INSIDE AND OUT (FUCKING UGLY)😵‍💫🤬💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

What’s his complaint? He’s mad that the artist made his face an actual flesh tone and his hair *doesn’t look so much like he’s wearing a squirrels nest as a hat? 🥴

I hope the artist has a deadbolt.

Has he looked at that piece of crap in his golf clun in the white sweater? Now this is shit. And I base that on being a professional artist.

This looks like something you'd find back in the day on the side of the road next to a stop light. You know, those tacky black velvet oil paintings of Elvis and tigers, etc.

His Red Period before his later Orange Period.

I'm still laughing at how it is even better than most photographs of him and how disconnected he is from reality that he doesn't even know what he looks like. He wasn't attractive in the 80's when I was a teenager, and he did not age well. It's amazing what money can buy. 🤮 Melania deserves him.

Yeah, his mugshot is definitely better.

trumps pissed because it doesnt make him look look like superman! all of the other portraits of him were made by Walt Disney animators!

Here is the painting in question. He doesn’t want anyone to see it because he thinks it is embarrassing.

Great that he is so laser focused on the stuff that's important for Americans!

Hahahaha. Put that shit on a $0.01 stamp.

Sorry bro, that’s just your ugly fucking face

Once again something that shows the truth is being condemned. Trump has to realize that some artists nail a portrait and that not all of them will make him look like a superhero. Facing reality is something he just can't handle.

Someone needs to ask him to his face, "What happened to your Hair? "Did your new Scalp reduction cause the Baldness on top and sides? "Where is the Hair?

Krazy Konservative Klown probably never sees a mirror

Not surprising it’s difficult for him to accept that he’s reached the Fat Elvis phase.

Another example of the Streisand effect, drawing attention to it makes people look even more, and they'll use it with impunity to annoy dementia donnie with it... 🤣

Is that the one that looks like Vance in Trump cosplay?

I wish the technology being used to make planes unseeable can be applied to Trump and Vance, and their entire families

How this wasn’t the end of him I’ll never know.

Cruelty is the point, cruel people loves him for it.

Cruelty was always the point.

Not the people I want in my life. A lot more charity and empathy would be required.

I agree, it didn't look anything like a pile of garbage.

Narcissistic injury

ALL WARTS MUST BE ERASED Unlike with Oliver Cromwell

The portrait was far too kind!

"She must have lost her talent as she got older." Well, that's rich 😆

I personally think it looks better than he actually does.