Woke putin, lol. These morons are quite out of touch with reality.

They keep going further and further right until they come around to where the started! Like walking all the way around the earth if the earth was stupid rw rhetoric

Russia is like 95% conservative? What is this person smoking?

Oh, does he not realize that religion is just a means of control on the and those in charge don't actually care about religion besides what money they can scam out of it? Shame.

Russian religion is run by the FSB.

Like the Catholic church did after the fall of Rome. Same old shit.

Speaking of abortion--what do MAGAs think is happening to the female embryos when Musk tries for more sons using selective IVF? Don't they care about the baybeeez?

😱

Woke Putin?

Shhh. Let them fight each other. Maybe this is a problem that can solve itself.

Idiots typically don't find solutions, or make an evolutionary jump in a life time.

Not solutions but at least let them burn themselves out a bit by infighting and let us regroup from the onslaught

That's like MAGA ideologies of "Let's all suffer, so that we can watch the other side suffer." Which isn't solution based. It avoids improving the world for all, which is actually possible. If we want actual improvement, then we've got to strive for it.

No, for them that’s their entire purpose. I’m saying let them burn off energy fighting themselves while we regroup and try to figure out how to fix this. Big difference

Putin is so woke that the only reason he banned gays from the Sochi Olympics is that he feared for their safety brcause Russia is so homophobic. 🏳️‍🌈Vladimir Putin🏳️‍🌈

I miss-read this last night as "At the age of 12 he began to practice Samba." I was imagining a whole Billy Elliott thing. I was so disappointed when I realised my mistake.

reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence but hey now they're the defenestration leader of the world en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspici...

I live in Joe Wilson’s district & I can guarantee you that guy doesn’t know anything about what woke even means. But clearly one of his young office staffers has recently latched onto the word.

Suffering from a bad case of rectal-cranial inversion......

the prime interest rate in russia today is .... 21 %!

Coming to an America near you.

It’s the you lie congressman. He’s lying and been anywhere way too long, never done anything for any average citizen.

The puritans have entered international politics.

hope that the putin minions and simps in the republican party and these people tear each other apart, literaly

Are they on crack? am I on crack? at this point I’m not sure who is on crack here.

Seriously. Did they just find out that the communist church does not encourage church attendance? Where they been?

That’s kinda funny and I feel we should run with it

dibs on naming a band that

Oi gevalt. Somebody push the lever down and flush this shit so we can just start over.

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So Russia is back to being "bad"? They can't make up their minds, can they?

Josh Weil’s turn.

Wait..da feck?

Wait. What? One can get an abortion in Russia but not in 14 states in the USA? cc: @ciaglepada100.bsky.social @labgoats.bsky.social

gotta love it

One for @explodingheads.bsky.social to add to the list of woke things. It's genuine too - x.com/RepJoeWilson...

Lets crowd fund a trip to Russia for them, and give them rainbow flags and tell them it's a traditional Russian greeting...They have to stand in red square and wave rainbow flags, all Russias do it to say hello... Then they'll see how woke Putin is...

lol if you don’t want the magas to like something, you call it woke- those are usually the rules. I wonder what this guy is up to 🤔

Bwahahahahahahaha

Deflect and defame and rob and kill. The Republican America. Yuck

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i wanna see the whole tweet is this for real?

Nah this is smart if it's deliberate.

He’s describing what the USA will be like soon if get more “woke”.

WTF?!😳

Wtf seriously I can't anymore with these idiots.

Putin has strict gun control also.

And people fall out of windows

Well then, that totally seals his wokeness! 😈

🤫 Let this spread and have them all rally against Putin being Woke.

Putin is woke? I don’t think the guys who were tossed out windows felt that way.

I’m so confused…

I guess this makes the Red States "woke", since they have the highest divorce rates, highest domestic violence rates, highest alcoholism rates and – yes – even the highest abortion rates until clinics started getting closed.

Remember making abortion illegal doesn't stop abortions it just stops safe ones.

They still have an abortion rate. It just not a safe abortion.

Acctually what the 12 states with full bans have now is a 30-55% rate increase (varied by state) in maternal mortality and we have a 23% increase in infant deaths nationwide since abortion bans.

That is really sad. 😔 Humans suffering seems to be a fad in the USA. 😢

True That

High abortion rates have been there for over 50 years—because birth control wasn’t available or accessible. In the 1970s SU women had an average of 7 abortions each….yeah that’s not woke that just insanely bad public policy. Just provide education and contraception.

Hey, If this an attempt at “Reverse Psychology”, I’m not getting in the way. 😆

Stop encouraging MAGA for gawd's sake.

Adam Schiff called Vladimir Vladimirovich a “Gawdless Cawmmunist” which is pretty shark jumpy, actually. Vladimir Vladimirovich is known for his obsequious piety. Russian churches are unheated, and the congregants stand through services that last 4 hours.

Russian Orthodox is practically state religion. Just like American Evangelicism.

Lowest church attendance- oh my

Sitting here imagining MAGA hats Puritan style. That's some serious demented Cromwellian thinking there. Woke Putin...

And a mighty jump it is. smh

book learnin is hard. critical thinking is hard. history is already history. maybe i will just blindly listen to fox and believe memes facebook and influencers. that my friends is the maga way. ffs. i have no words for these times. @georgetakei.bsky.social

They definitely are taking the wrong drugs.

Isn't domestic violence, at least if the woman is the victim, a traditional conservative value?

Never has a correct opinion (Putin is not a good role model) been supported by such stupid statements.

They’re fighting over whether to model the US after authoritarian Russia or authoritarian Hungary.

Lol

They don't know or care what "woke" means. They just know it's something icky. woke = icky DEI = icky Communist = icky Socialist = icky Democrat = icky People of other races and/or religions = icky education = icky caring for the environment = icky women with authority = icky LGBTQ+ = icky

Let’s not forget the precursor to DEI. CRT = icky.

Maybe double icky since it's only taught to graduate students and they are already icky themselvedls.

Perhaps triple icky because it’s an uncomfortable truth that racism has been institutionalized in many ways.

Precursor to CRT=Affirmative action=icky

Exactly!! They think that DEI also is the new affirmative action, when in fact merit and qualifications play a definitive role in DEI hires.

They just don't see that anyone who is not white can be substantial. It's flawed thinking.

They really don't. The fear of the Other, the seeing the other is lesser in fundamentsl ways is pretty deeply ingrained and their leaders reinforce it

From a young age this rhetoric never made sense to me. I don't understand why anyone would choose to think this way. I cannot identify or relate in any way. With every fiber of my soul I despise and oppose it, and will continue to do so.

It doesn’t make any sense to me either. Let’s just say you’re a woman of color who’s a pilot. MAGA sees you as lesser than and hence unqualified, but I can guarantee you that woman had to work a minimum of three times as hard to get to where she is.

MAGA types have a zero sum view of the world. They see limited opportunities and to them every time a person of color has some success, they feel it was taken from a more qualified white person. But you're right- all too often it means that person worked 3x as hard and put up with 19x the bullshit

And... this bothers me too. Why do they think someone's success means it subtracts from theirs? I do not see it this way. I see the big picture. We all win. However now, in 2025, I see a maga win as a WE ALL LOSE.

Absolutely. Their fear is incompetence in themselves, so they mask it with tactics of oppression and lies.

A lot don't really choose it. Children believe what the adults in their lives tell them is true, especially if their actions back it up. If they live in a bubble where all their friends & neighbors believe it, too, it can be hard for reality to break through

Exposure is so important to help dispel the stereotypes or remove fear.

YES! People have a harder time hating people they know

Yep. That back before they learned "socialist" which they thought - and still think - is a fancy way to say "communist"

Not sure where it goes exactly but 'political correctness' is in there somewhere.

Woke is the largest tent under which all of these things come, ‘political correctness’ for sure included. Empathy also = yuck.

Great info

Political sloganeering gone mad!

Given the push in Russia for more children *cough* cannon fodder *cough*, I seriously Putin and the Russian leadership having abortion legal in their territories.

- seriously doubt - Sorry, missing words.

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So they hadn't noticed all this in Russia/USSR since decades ago, under communism, glasnost, post-dissolution Russia?

Bahahahaha

They don’t seem to realize that Putin is Old Guard Soviet…and the Soviets were not religious 😆😆😆…”opiate of the masses” anyone?

TBF, when Marx called religion "the opiate of the people", he meant it was the one analgesic aailable to ease the pain of injustice. He also called the Church "the heart of a heartless world". He didn't advocate actively undermining religion, but did predict it would fade away as life improved.

True

LOL they are just going after everyone now. Like a rabid coyote.

Russian Republicans 🚨🚨

HAHAHA Woke Putin. He's missing the point, Putin wouldn't care if they gave the abortionist a drink while he beat his wife as long as he can skim off the top.

It makes sense when you realize that they use "woke" for anything they don't like, now.

Welcome to the resistance, Vlad!

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😂

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Sounds like the South except they enjoy talking to snakes at church. No wonder MAGA loves him down there.

Go get em !

Ooooh, excellent obscure historical reference pun.

Wait…what?

Can someone take a battery to this shark?? Maybe? I heard it works. Even in the water.

Oh snap!! 😱

The right is so fucked up they've looped back around to hating Putin

This guy is a real pain in my ass.

Joe should have gone on Rogan before the election. Oh, nevermind.

What Joe is describing is completely the OPPOSITE of woke. Russia is controlling ppl, sounds like the ppl there are in complete despair, they do not have autonomy. Joe is wrong!! This would be our future in the U.S. if we don’t fight like our lives depend on it.

All of those stem from a population in an authoritarian country

WTF? There's nothing woke in Russia, and you're heading in the same direction 😤

I'm absolutely changing the name of my ska band to Woke Putin. Please nobody else (especially those of you with more popular bands) steal it.

You lie, Wilson!

OMG did Republicans JUST least to do their own research?!

But he’s a massive homophobe so that’s a plus for them.

So woke now just means that you aren’t Evangelical?

What if your "Chosen One" dictator has an expiring battery and your Tesla garbage scow is going down and there's a shark? Step on his face in order to escape or dress up as woman passenger with a bikini on?

The right are both the shark the jumpee and the jumper at the same time

No shit! And people falling out of windows 🪟 everywhere!

Before or after the tea?

Yup. And gun control.

Be careful Joe you might fall out of a window 🤔

trump surrogate is jumping the shark for us here as tfg is incapable of this much exercise in one day as it interrupts his "executive time"

😅😂😂😂

They jumped the shark? So it was underage?

Plus no guns.

They are calling putin woke so ppl can be reassured that no one in our white house is working with him. I'd say that they genuinely think we are this stupid, but the last election has removed all doubt

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What the fuck is even happening?

Rhetoric, lies and propaganda… it’s the Republican way!

It sounds to me like they've done gone 'militant puritan'.

I find myself asking this multiple times every single day.

Really makes the "we have got to be living in a simulated reality" theory seen plausible.

And a load of newbs have just logged in and are doing stupid things.

The devs got bored and decided to go wild and see what happens. "God was never on your side."

Classic distract and confuse op is what, just impeach the orange again it fixes itself. The fact that these crimes are normal to ALL politicians gives you an idea of what to work on next. For now, how much cybercrime has doggie division helped create today?

I don't think they're confusing us as a tactic. I think they're just sloppy, dumb, confusing, evil people, and they're just doing whatever they want, saying whatever stupid shit pops into their heads.

Stupidity grew up en masse. I grew up with these pricks, I’ve known this was coming based on their behavior and their parents blocking consequences for everything. Including a bad math grade…like that shit was subjective 🙄😑😒

Yeah Putin is so woke that he disregards sovereignty of countries and disappears his political opponents and journalists. Puh leez.

I guess the first part about abortion is correct. Sending hundreds of thousands of people to die for Putin is I guess new way to abort.

Like he cares about the Russians? That was never his goal to change the society for the better. It was to a mass as much wealth as possible.

I mean to be fair Putin is probably extremely aware of racial injustice built into his society, he uses it to his advantage.

Excuse me... The guy who pledged allegiance to Russia, served in it's highest ranks for multiple years, is probably responsible for a lot of dead people in the world, takes out people for fun, and is a dictator is "woke"? Mhm. Yep. Totally.

Make the most of it. This is a fruitful dividing line between the American right and Moscow. Putin has inherited much of Soviet social rights and policy and that does indeed put him far *on some issues* from the American religious right.

Trump would find this statement offensive, which makes it extra weird coming from Joe Wilson.

Putin is a Russian Mafia in a suit and has absolute power over the future of people no longer in control of their brief democracy. He the reason they lost it. But, he has the biggest fan in the White House, helping try to steal the liberty of real people.

But Trumps Bro is not trying to repopulate the country.

Even they don’t know who’s side they’re on anymore

Careful you might get deported for talking against Putin.

Joe Wilson is not wrong

Not even surprised by what these conservative fuckwits say anymore. They are all dumb as shit.

Wait I thought Putin was the great guardian of Christendom? What gives!

Wait! Maybe Trump should move to Russia and take over. He can take MAGA with him! Make Russia Great Again!

They're at the 'eat their own' stage.

Oh dear. Dissing Grandfather Crime isn't a smart move. How long until they fall out a window, get poisoned in a public park or just simply vanish ?

Putin destroyed his country and is on track to destroy ours, but the woke part is just ... wacko. He's a murderous, vengeful dictator, THAT'S why he's bad.

Reverse psychology perhaps?

Woke Is anything a right winger doesn't like. Formerly known as socialist.

The use of woke, now means your 3 years too late for relevance but want to appear “in”

He caught the "woke mind virus"

WHAT?

Does anyone have any actual statistics for the things mentioned? Russia vs USA (and others if you have it)

Joe best steer clear of any open windows for a while.

WTAF?

Do they... is this the mind virus they're talking about? Degenerative MAGA Mind? Omg... MAGA Mind... Like, Mega Mind but red and just, the dumbest person you've ever met...

They jumped the shark circa 2010 with the Tea Party and Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house... this here is just circus clowntown cocaine-fueled clownshow.

Don't underestimate ketamine.

I never, ever underestimate ketamine! ;D

I smell fear in the shark infested waters…Repubs are scrambling!!

They jumped the shark 8 years ago when they first put Trump as the republican nominee. Honestly we could probably say they jumped back in ‘08 when Palin was the VP nominee.

Or when Rove declared that "we're an empire now and create our own reality"... Or when GHWBush said he wanted a "kinder, gentler nation" as he sought even longer prison sentences... Or when Reagan announced his candidacy at the birthplace of the Klan . . . .

They have zero idea what woke means

I think our great grandmother’s exclamation is in order: oi veh.

holy shit, these people have lost their ever living minds...

They never had one.

They don't even understand why those things are happening... It's because those are results of rebellion against Putin's dictatorship.

I swear, you really can't make this stuff up.

Don't interrupt them.

😂

Lol

They’re just like us only we speak English.

Russia criminalized homosexuality and de-criminalized domestic violence to women. Its national church tells the population to be loyal to the government and go die invading other countries. Surely our right wing can overlook the divorce rate. Most Russian wives vastly outlive their husbands.

MAGAts don’t even know what woke means.

That IS REPUBLICAN “policy”.

90% of Russians live on less than $1000 USD/month even though the government pulls in trillions of dollars each year. Just notin'

Sounds like the evangelicals I know.

Oh, *that* kind of "woke". My first thought was that someone had got Putin out of bed!

Further proof that they just call whatever they don’t like “woke”.

Yup

Ohhh. What happened to joe? He must be on the outs, putin must be backing a challenger?

wtf do words mean anymore

Pro Ukraine Republicans are trying to find ways to shed the view that russia is cool or macho

The last three have happened despite the first two.

If Putin was woke, he wouldn’t be Putin… clearly they don’t know what woke means… 😂

Russia is too democratic. For sure. Trump's Dumbfuckistan is now in the lead.

Qu’ est qui se passe?

Russian has the highest church attendance in the world, what is this a-hole talking about.

To quote a different rapist, "These are not the parents I grew up with! These are old people trying to get into heaven now!" This is the Pubes desperately trying to scrub away their "I❤️Putin" tattoos and hoping you'll believe them.

😂 This is what happens when you stand for nothing. It’s not about moving the goalpost anymore. There is no goalpost. It’s just mad ramblings sprinkled with “woke” and “dei”.

The Republicans are just nuts. cbwrong.blogspot.com?m=1

then why is tRump trying to make us into Russia?

Putin's got kompromat and operatives hanging over Donold's head.

In Soviet Russia shark jump you.

😂😂😂🤡

Are the face-eating leopards attacking each other?

Met Joe a bunch. He’s as dumb in person as you’d imagine.

The nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind. A 77 year old psycho from S. Carolina that should have been put out to pasture a long time ago. A classic example of why we need term limits.

The words MAGA morons use are so far removed from their actual definitions they don't actually make sense no matter the context they use them in.

Ha ha ha ha

Evidently, life is not going well for most of the people in Russia! runni running

Hey, whatever it takes to hasten their implosion

I thought they liked domestic violence, and they lowered the federal excise tax on alcohol in 2018. And church attendance rates would seem to suggest that we have a lot of late Sunday sleepers who like the idea of other people going to church.

If Musk wins, it means the death of American democracy and the rule of law, and Americans will eventually suffer the same tragic fate as the Chinese, Russians, and North Koreans.

Besides the church attendance stat, Joe just described the majority of maga and conservatives.

What

Obviously the answer to the world's woes is to move to the right of Putin, a well known progressive.