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Indeed.

With friends like us, who needs enemies?

MorOligarchy

The word you're looking for is kakistocracy

Now that is a great word. Thank you.

Donnie, if only you had actually attended class when daddy sent you off to that military school you might know that the country of Europe has morphed into a whole bunch of real countries. Sad!

Idiocracy was a prophesy.

He thinks the EU is a country? Unbelievable. The problem with this is that the people in the US who need to see this stupidity are equally as uneducated about the planet.

The country of… Europe.

It's the same way Americans talk about Africa, to be fair

Despite all their R&D, which is gutted now, this must be the dumbest country of all, by far.

Europe

As a Canadian I hope Canada joins the EU

DJT sounds exactly like an abuser talking to his ex who hooked up with his other ex and found out they're both so much happier.

It was the dumber of times, it was the dumberer of times. (With apologies to Dickens)

It's well known, UE is a country 😂

Keyword: had.

Only the orange turd and his minions would call someone a friend as he sticks a knife in their back. EU, Canada, rest of world, please don’t back down. Stand up to this bully!

See "Idiocracy" (2006). Pretty prescient, if you ask me 🙄

… then who needs enemies

Felon47 is the reason they no longer want to be our friends. He drives a wedge between people's. It is what he does.

Translation: My fellow Americans, I am fuxking you without lubrication.

What a hollow treat.. Like he would not do it anyway...

He has no idea what a "friend" is.

EU should be a federation, no doubt about it. We need to be seen as one country, which can't be divisioned by USa, or new USsr, or whomever else (c..hina..ough). We need to be more democratic and more connected to be feared, counted on, and seen as biggest ally in world.

I don't think he understands the word "Friend" because what he's doing has nothing to do with that word. Unless he's using the Bizarro dictionary.

FUDJT

“Countries has…”

This amount of ignorance SHOULD NOT BE TOLERATED!!

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Have we federalised when I wasn't looking? Amazing! Does it mean that us Czechs finally have a seaside in our country? That hasn't happened since the A-H monarchy dissolved. But I have to learn so many new official languages now. 😱 One of them is Magyar! 😱😱😱

Nah, Hungary opted out, you’re fine

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Countries need to get round a table and agree to *work together*. Unthinkable, I know. But the only thing that will stop Trump is everyone else standing up for each other - a tariff on one is a tariff on all.

Dumb like Hitler

Does Trump even understand how his tariffs are working? Duh.

The US are not being good friends now and they will find themselves isolate if this « idiocracy » form of government continue much longer. Yes I made the word up. That is a new form of government « idiocracy » when a nation is led by idiots!

Canada is one state The European Union is one country I guess that others were paid to attend classes,not just to take the exams .(1-12, and college)

And they want to abolish the education department… Stairway to greatness😂

Practice makes pathetic

F. Ing moron.

Serious question, is Trump compus mentus at this point? He seems to be delegating inordinately to Vance and Musk.

To be honest, for me as an Spaniard and European, it would be the greatest news if we start acting together.

He got one thing right we are united to fight against who comes knocking.

You'd almost think he was going for multiple gold medals in the Olympics of stupid comments or something.

I swear every time that man (Trump) talks or Tweets it makes my fucking brain hurt…

The destruction of a nation: Project 2025

Trump is a raging idiot

Well you’re a passenger in their car. And they’re driving you off a cliff.

Certifiable Moron

Hey Bestie, how about pulling the knives out of our backs now?

With friends like us, who needs enemies?

"If they work to do economic harm to the US, I will work even harder to do even MORE economic harm to the US than they do!"

This is not going to stop anything from happing, this is stupid

He’s such a f-ing idiot!

But Donald, You're still the joke of the world.

What an absolute dumb fuck he is.

DJT is a bully and wouldn’t know a best friend if she grabbed by the p&$$/ #CanadaStrong #CanadaUnited #GOPWTF

Remember americans, when Canadians say trump has room temperature IQ, we're speaking in Celcius.

He's so dumb.

We don’t cares

47 is also his IQ.

that's quiet optimistic, i guess😉

Stupid is as stupid does!!!

The most incompetent government EVER!!!

Mother of God 🤦‍♀️ that would be funny if that madman was not the leader of the free world.

The president of the USA is not the leader of the free world. Never has been. If it was true, the world would not be free.

He apparently doesn't know he started taxing everyone first and than expected the rest of the world to put up with whatever the hell he wanted to do.

McConnell now worries that we will soon see headline ‘Russia wins. America loses!’ “When American officials court the favor of an adversary at the expense of allies … they reveal embarrassing naivete.” Ironic - as he paved the way for this psychopath to take power www.semafor.com/article/03/2...

He sold out his country for personal power and profit. He knew where this would lead but he didn’t care

For a country that had pride on freedom, is ironic to see it fall into dictatorship. I wonder if the Americans will fight for freedom again....

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How did someone so dumb get elected as the president of the USA… TWO TIMES? 😂 I ask as someone who lives in one of the 27 countries that belongs to the European Union. Trump and his entourage act like a group of mentally ill 5th graders.

I love visiting European Nation. Such a wonderful culture. Beautiful people. The food. The music. I love visiting the Africa country too...

He's a visionary. He already knows what it will be in 2029. When he'll be President of Great America. (That's the current US minus the United States of Atlantica, United States of Pacifica, Teslax and the Magic Kingdom)

PoSPUS is a BUFFOON!!

The “best friend” has turned out to be a narcissistic sociopathic ex.

It’s mind boggling

George, that is an understatement. It's a catastrophy and a social bloodbath. As an ethnic Asian and gay person who's already been through internment this evolution must feel deeply troubling. Another 4y of this; God help America...

We Europeans don't respond well to such threats. Hey Canada! 🇨🇦, wanna team up? In Trump's dictionary, not serving his administration's powermongering and greed equals "harming America." And crazy tariffs? Suuure, we'll raise ours too and go find business to do trade with elsewhere.

And since when is Europe a country? 🤔

Well, Europe is one word, so it must be one country.

What a putz.......

So don't buy anything except American made no matter how much it costs or it's not even available. Also don't sell anything to any other countries either. How will a country with 5% of the population that uses 25% of resources get by on considerably less resources?

They’re not doing economic harm. Trump is. The EU and Canada will strengthen their relationship because the US under Trump is being a prick.

He’s right in one way. The USA was the best friend we’ve ever had, but no more. Now they are a bully and enemy of anyone with a shred of humanity

He can't use math nor English

The guy who sat his exams, must be enjoying this

That detail actually escaped me when I read it earlier! He’s such an idiot.

"had" being the operative word.

“Had”, past tense, is accurate.

Too much orange stain absorbed into the brain…and Ritalin…

The fact the press don't spend their days correcting the record is infuriating - don't believe your lying eyes - here everything you see, don't buy

Roger that.

Who needs enemies when you have a best friend like this?

"Best friend".... interesting. Because best friends don't treat each other the way FELON 47 likes to treat others. Felon47 is the reason they are uniting.

The US is in its current state a fasco-klepto-kakistocracy…

Friends don’t let friends impose tariffs #F47

Not a country and also not an adversary. The idea of punishing a country for working with the EU is bonkers.

Don’t worry Orange fool you have incoming tariffs. If you decide to raise them more we will follow suit because you cannot bully us into submission. I know you are too stupid to realize that but your constituents might when prices continue to rise.

Well, other than the pure stupidity & ignorance of this statement, the 🍊💩 can just piss off! He started this shit & Canada will negotiate trade agreements with our allies without any input from the US thug. Imagine making a statement like that??? Stick a sock in it!

The EU and Canada are playing chess against Trump’s game of checkers. Just watch - Americans won’t have the tolerance for the discomfort that is coming at them.

Are we winning yet? Dow Jones Ind. Avg at this hour... -735 pts

Sounds like he shouldn’t be trying to dismantle the Department of Education.

Tosser!

trumpy has an extremely poor understanding of what "friend" means. I wonder if Canada would consider letting California join them as a new province. Or, we could split the US into 4 countries: East Coast, West Coast, South, and Midwest. The South gets trumpy and his minions.

Trump has got all backwards, we were the United States best friend.

Oh, he can’t tell other countries how to run their governments! Stand up to the Bully! Your country will not feel the economic crash like Americans! He is an imbecile, that’s why he filed bankruptcy 6 times on his businesses! Japan and China may want to call in their loans!

The EU is not a country 👀🤣🤣

Just as he thinks a nation of over 40 million people, the size of the continental US would only qualify as a single state 😂🤣🤣

Yep, sure are.

Imagine you have late stage dementia and are just surrounded by people filling you with hate and rage. :/

We’re Not acting like best friends

There has to be a remake of Dumb & Dumber only the 2 characters are both trump. . Just his dumb ass arguing with his dumber ass.

MAGA is ostracizing the US from the rest of the world. Now they are complaining that nobody wants to have anything to do with them. Well, let them put as many tariffs as they want on what they want. The world will move on and leave them to huff in the corner.

I rarely disagree with you, George, but no one is leading this country right now. A bunch of narcissistic babies are running around in circles that might create the whirlpool that will suck us down the drain.

FDT

Just when you think they finally hit a new low in stupidity, they go even lower.

That's just Donald being Donald. He's showing off both his math skills AND his understanding of geopolitics.

The only persons doing economic harm to the US are the ones occupying the white house, everyone else is protecting their own nations from his stinkfinger of disaster...

Congratulations Republicans/MAGA--You have a very intelligent leader who believes that tariffs ONLY affect people outside the US. He also has a large vocabulary, and knows how to argue (unfortunately with lies)

Too stupid for words

I was sort of waiting for someone to point that out 😬 It's one of these things, that makes you feel dumb when you read it, like "what two countries, Europe?"

Le savait-il que les Canadiens favorisent une union avec l'Europe par une proportion de 5 sur 1 par rapport à une union avec les États-unis? Notre premier ministre a déclaré que nous sommes le pays le plus européen parmi les pays non-européens.

This is the entire front page of one of the major daily newspapers in France.... In your own familiar language, it says, "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DEMOCRATS?"

Ce qu'ils font toujours: c'est lécher les bottes des Républicains, mendier de l'argent, renifler leurs propres pets et bien sûr perdre.

Great question. I assume they've been bought or bullied into submission.

Ils dorment

To be fair: Bernie Sanders is very active, but he is not a magician, he seems to have bo backup.

He has AOC for a partner. They are holding rallies together across the country.

Bonne question !

Good question!

Vous, les Français, vous avez vraiment compris. Vous avez aussi beaucoup d’expérience dans le renversement de la tyrannie et la construction de la démocratie.

Dans le sous-sol de la pizzeria

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Dumb is as dumb do!

Donny says what? Usual incoherence.

Trump epitomizes the adage, "With friends like 'us,' who needs enemies."

🩵🇺🇦Bring it on Trump, but please have some English lessons too .

Before Jan 20th, there was no threat, but now we do. This old fucknut is the equivalent of the old saying - He can dish it out, but he can't take it when it's dished right back.

An embargo is a complete ban on trade with a specific country or goods, while a tariff is a tax imposed on imported goods. Inmate #P01135809 chose the tariff because of the money he can get for doing essentially the same thing and it keeps “paying off” instead of coming to a dead stop.

Such greedy for only one man.

The EU is not a country.

Because of course Europe and Canada should accept in silence that their "best friend" does economic harm to them. Typical bully "logic".

Is Russia in the room right now?

The dumbest of the dumbest

Imbecile!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Sure as shit were friends. Not now

600+Million people in the EU Canada and Mexico have decided Voluntarily to Avoid/Boycott American Made. Regardless of what the Parliaments in Brussels Ottawa or Mexico City decide to do regarding tariffs imposed by Potus trumpie. Any products on display on Irish shelves will be gathering Dust. 🇮🇪🇪🇺

Led and followed by...

followed by the dumbest people!! There I finished it for you 😉

How to tell being uneducated twat without saying it.

Fascism infects the un-educated. They need to make a vaccine for that but, we all know they’ll get convinced that it’ll make them dumber. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Please tell me that this is fake

Borderline Disorder. Canada is doing an "exit stage left" faster than Snagglepuss.

Bully, not diplomacy

This reminds me of his first term, when he tried to arrange trade deals with single European states, because he didn't seem to know that this isn't possible because of the European union and the unified market.

You know what they say: stupidity is like death, it only hurts others.

We had a contested fight for the presidency..... and the loser won!

We are only best friends with Russia, China, N Korea, Hungary, Turkey.

Lol. I just wrote that he is so incredibly dumb and needs an English tutor. Badly

From London, with love ❤️

Thank you, fam <3

ok but that sounds really tasty tho

Actually, from Tunbridge Wells - not a town usually associated with political protest - so even more impressive.

Agent Orange is possibly the one person on the intertubes who shoots his mouth off, more than me.

Oh George! Trump can always do more stupid acts. I bet he'll stupidly place tariffs on goods from other countries, like California and New York. Let's not underestimate how much more stupidity Trump will exhibit.

Cock L’orange sure don’t like them Blue countries…

Elected by stupider people

With friends like that, who need enemies

The United States was the best friend of Canada and Europe, but Trump is their worst enemy.

Every time you think they can't get any worse, they out-dumb themselves. It's so sad to see.

That European union state is one of the hell of a big state. Dumbass.

When I was a kid we wouldn't let a man be president because he spelled potato funny.

You forgot the 'e'

Don't forget him brushing up on his Latin before a tour of Latin American countries.

Howard Dean yelled "yeah" and we erased him off the face of the earth.

Technically “potatoes,” but yeah 😞

I give Dan Quayle credit for his misspelling of "potato" because it was actually misspelled on the cue card. He demonstrated the good sense to not stray from the script. That was an amusing situation, but it was not the reason that I found him to be an unacceptable candidate.

What a 🤡

Best friends don't try to impose economic ruin on each other with ridiculous import taxes.

Couldn't agree more!!!

Forgot to add "voted by the dumbest people"

C'mon see the progress! He said Canada is a country not a state.

Oh boy. And Dept of Eduction has been closed! Stupidity may get worse

USA is maybe 20% of EU exports but USA is putting tariffs on imports from almost anyone. So it should be obvious who will actually lose. I wonder if he can't see it, he doesn't care, or he wants to hurt his own country.

As I keep saying, the US economy is probably large enough to win a trade war with anyone but it can’t win against everyone

Dumfuk realized that he “doesnt have the cards”.

Do you really want to team up with Russia to go on war against Canada and the EU just to avoid having good education, food safety and free health insurance? Dear USA, please end this horror! 💔

No surprise coming from the guy that didn't even realize that Alaska was already a state.

Yeh, drive prices even higher for the American consumer that will show them.

And if you believe that spin on what is happening, it makes this Canadian happy because it means you will not try to come here to get away from your crap

That’s the stable genius way!

Trump: Oh, yeah? Well, I’ll impose a tariff of a bajillion trillion percent! How do you like me now?

JFC... #45/47 started the mess.

💯%...dumb, dumber and dumbest !!!

Half of my countrymen have disgusting morals

We are doomed by frickin morons.

The orange stain is a vile piece of 💩 destroying this country.

JFC,he really is just a fucking ree-ree.

🇨🇦 With friends like the Trump regime, who needs enemies? 🇨🇦

"With friends like that who needs enemies".

“Why do you make me hurt you? I’m your best friend.”

Friends don’t let friends not intimidate their friends.

Verleden Staten, that's how it's called now.

With "friends" like the current US administration we don't need enemies. #elbowsup #truenorthstrong #CarneyforPM

He 100% wants to destroy us economically and isolate us from all of our old allies. In just a few months he has destroyed our countries friendships and allies through the world.

There isn't enough Adderall in the world . . .

Oh boy...

Trump entered this global economy under the rather childish delusion that they were going to tariff everybody else and nobody was going to tariff them.

He's under the delusion that the US is a leading nation by default, and not because other nations actually followed it by choice.