IDK….im poor as a church mouse, barely making rent, and eating dollar store food….no one has offered to pay me for my absolute hatred of Muskkk…..every damn day, I pray for a ketamine overdose. I’ll still be poor….but much happier

Maybe we should do a "Make X your Ex day" on 4/20, where people delete their X account.

On the contrary… and with all due respect, he’s wearing a hat that matches Donald’s face. Pantone 021 C • A bright, vivid orange often used in branding and packaging. • One of the most recognizable “standard” Pantone oranges.

Show me your new teeth, Donald.

does he realize how stupid he looks cheese does not flatter him

S-M-R-T!

If Adolph Musk can afford to pay voters a million dollars for their votes, then that motherfucker can definitely pay more taxes!!!

@crawfordforwi.bsky.social 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

He is such a fucking brainwashed dweeb

Musk prepares for the Met Gala.

Elon: Just do us all a favor and off yourself…

The man has such thin skin. He had to buy an entire social media platform, just so he could form an army of bots to bully people online and talk good about him. He paints himself as a "free speech warrior," but bans accounts talking badly about him. He's crazy af.

The more he does stupid things like this, the more convinced I am that he’s like pre trans Chris-Chan with a lot of money.

What an asshole.

GOOD! I'm glad that crap backfired on his ass!

I'll just leave this right here. 😄 bsky.app/profile/come...

George soros should sue all of them for defamation

Sleazehead

Did he really the cheese? We don’t need him tainting that too.

"Tainting" .... hmm .... Elon = Taint Cheese

Yah, really! It would’ve been better if he had worn it covering his face or if someone had knocked it off! 😂🧀

Emotionally he never made it past 5th grade.

100% clown shoe behavior

This is a damaged person with a lot of money...

He's so cringy.

Well he IS a blockhead. GO Wisconsin!

Is he here legally?

How is this race too close to call? I blame these bastards.

We need to bring back pelting politicians with rotten vegetables.

He’s that kid at the family picnic who tries to entertain his family by acting like a jerkoff.

Couldn’t hear any retort. What happened?

Elon Cheese Head Was Produced In China.

Endless projection. The dude who's buying elections accuses others of doing what he's doing.

Every accusation of a narcissist is an admission.

Why is Elon holding rallies at all? Wait...oh no.

Elon el hijoeputa drogadicto nunca había tenido tanta atención en su vida como ahora. Compró amigos humanos. Este hijoeputa si es raro y pendejo

Fucking cheese hat, the moron

Cheese-head is not how I would describe him.

Maybe he should part with a couple bucks and buy a personality.

Unfortunately for him, that is one of the few things money can’t buy.

The lack of self awareness in this yahoo is mind boggling.

He's that guy at the party that tries so hard, and when nobody laughs at his jokes or stories, he blames it on everyone. The only difference is he's got $.

His dealerships are getting torched globally. That's gotta be eating into his bottom line . . .🤣😂

And he goes on TV and expects us to feel bad for him.

If you’re overwhelmed by ads on the site: During his Wisconsin rally on Sunday, Elon Musk tried to shut down a protester by invoking George Soros, but people thought it was a bit on the nose for the billionaire.

That’s because he’s a Nazi loving, South African fascist.

Going out on a limb but using ketamine to treat depression doesn’t actually get rid of depression and also makes people stupid.

Depression's often a chronic illness. Lots of things are useful without actually getting rid of it.

I have doubts about continued use of ketamine though. Ketamine is a dissociative anesthetic that has some hallucinogenic effects. Ketamine distorts the perception of sight and sound and makes the user feel disconnected and not in control.

Completely accurate.

Someone needs to cut that cheese…with the chainsaw he was waving around

Maybe if he weren’t so fucking stupid.

The problem us, Elon never cared what people say or think about him. He doesn't let it affect him in any way. He doesn't let them sway his decisions to either help or not. He's stated this in an interview Elon, really doesn't care about anything but himself and his business!!

He's trying to rebrand his image from greedy oligarch to a clueless greedy oligarch.

Just because daddy left him an emerald mine and he becomes Rich doesn't make him likable. While he's passing out money,the mother of one of his 14 kids is selling her Tesla because he cut her child support by 60% because she talked to a reporter

He needs to not wear that cheesehead. Damn wannabe.

Such a dickwad

Eh? Just how far right do you want him to get it?

Oh George, leave him alone. He shouted USA after so that is all OK

He's not human. He tries, but just can't get the hang of it.

It seems Musk can't conceive of people doing something without being paid for it Same goes for Trump Do all people with more money than brains think that way?

"Geez!"-head

Every accusation is a confession.

Cheese-whip it good.

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What a bitch. Massive snowflake.

Shame of Dave Chappelle for thinking his audience would want to cheer Elon (hint just because you hang out with him, doesn’t mean anyone else does nor wants to)…

Right? And he had the fucking nerve of blaming the boos on the people in the "cheap seats." Disrespecting people who paid to see him, all for some racist douchebag who hates black people just for existing.

What a great businessman, everything he touches to turn to 💩

He deserves every bad thing that happens to him and more

He’s just so weird

He has low EQ

Jeez, what a weak looking dipshit.

Personally, I’m more worried about him buying voting machines. He has done it before.

Everything else is misdirection.

Nothing says dignity like a big hunk of cheese on your head. Take THAT, hecklers!

You nailed it perfectly.

I thought someone splat a pizza on his head

This is like a perfect example (although there are many…) of the “love of money” (and power) being the root of all evil… paying people to VOTE for a certain candidate! In a Democracy, people should VOTE their conscience… 1 Timothy 6:10 “For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil…”

Such an ugly, bitter, destructive soul hidden beneath the facade.

I agree with your sentiment, but I don't see a façade. All I see is the ugly, bitter and destructive soul that he is. It's on display 24/7/365.

Fair - I should have said the old facade. We are seeing his true character now.

#PublicHealthHaiku Wisco not for sale Can't be intimidated No "cheesy" Musk lies.

Accusations are often confessions.

Musk is not a cheese head. Musk is a sleaze head! Sure, hope he isn't able to buy a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat.

Elon thinks he has a sence of humor. Thinking is not his thing.

He's accusing others of buying people's voices and opinions, because that's literally the only solution he has for everything: throw money at it. He can't imagine anybody doing anything for free, just because it is right. The only justification for anything in his mind is money.

Elmo really has no social skills at all. It must be sad to know that people only spend time with you because of your money.

But does he REALLY know even that??

Probably not.

Yes but he desperately hopes he’ll somehow get cool enough to change peoples minds.

Wearing a cheese head like he’s one of us. Fuck this loser.

Assclown gonna ass

Imagine buying a car off this clowns' company

Krazy Ketamine Klown

Poor Princess Elon !

Deported - in a Tesla - Priceless!

It truly uplifts my soul each time his feelings are hurt. I hope all the hate eats his mind alive. He invited the wrath of the 99%. Never in my life have I experienced such joy at the thought of another human’s misery. Empathy, the death of the west? Then, he should be fine without it.

These sick people bring that to the forefront sadly. I've never thought I could feel so much animosity towards another person. Not who I am, not how I was raised but they are all so evil!

Thier fine with a lack of empathy and anger snd hate, until it is turned on them, then its not ok and they wonder where it is coming from.

Grok pictures Musk as a diaper wearing baby fur... Not only does his biological children think he's awful, but so does his digital one.

Seeing that thing on his head reminds me of a type of cheese we have in the UK; Stinking Bishop There's a new name for him, the stinking bishop... 🤣

He's a f*cking trash fire.

WHO SOLD ELON MUSK A CHEESE HAT?! OH, HE IN THE WOLF PACK NOW?! HE GONNA CATCH SOME BODIES ALL RIGHT I wanna see Musk take an elated Romeo Doubs to the FACE #WolfPack

Look out, Elon!!!

He shouldn’t be wearing that cheese! Everyone knows he’s a Shit Head 🤭

What a jagoff

That man has all the hate of Goebbels but the charisma of a cancerous wart #elonisanazi

Most punchable hate the face in the world. Ellon “hair plugs wit laminated face” Musk

His cheese is too tight

That’s like the cheese in the back of the refrigerator. 😬

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Zb...

It’s one thing to buy an ad, quite another to offer to buy a person and their vote.

UggghhhhhGOD!!! He is SUCH a waste of good air!!! For someone that owns all kinds of sciency companies, he is such a brainless idiot! Officially waiting for the day that asshole crawls back under whatever slimy rock he came out from under.

On the contrary... I think he is too "right," too "far right."

He’s such an idiot!!!

Just when you thought he couldn’t be any more of an A-hole, he outdoes himself

It's only a matter of time until he deletes those posts in butt-hurt retaliation given how thin-skinned he is.

Thankfully there were quite a few protesters there.

He’s wearing that on the wrong head.

Turd Reich leader delivering yet another crappy performance.

The guy has the humanity of one of his whackadoodle robots.

Elon’s an insult to cheese.

🙄 of course He can’t get it right, he’s Autistic & surrounded by Yes-men. 🙄 The AuDHD in my screen-name is Autism + ADHD, so I feel a need to stand up for an obvious display of a disability I share. 🤗 Beyond that, f*ck him. 🤭

He's actually never been diagnosed

He struggles so hard to be human.

I didn't think he could look kookier, but ...

AI is crap. I tried putting Patton in Pixar/Ratatouille mode and got this:

Such a continued lack of self awareness. Reminds me of the old Sprint commercial where the powerful Executive is talking about “sticking it to the man”.

Did he really wear that cheese 🧀 hat or is this an April fools joke 😳

I can't believe someone didn't attack him for representing Cheese Heads everywhere.

He committed a FELONY and the wisconsin Supreme Court just let it slide...I'd be in jail! Laws are only for us plebs! #fuckemall

It disgusts me that the Wis SC let F.Elon commit a Class I felony with no repercussions.

How can anyone think he is a genius? He can't even grasp irony. No need to be careful, your psychosis is already well established. We get it.

Looks just like the garbage can in (spot the difference) picture.

What Cheez Wiz doing now?

The jester of cosplay

And now you know why every other NFL fan hates the Packers.

As someone from Wisconsin Musk needs to get that cheese head off his fucking head and get the fuck out of our election. in fact he needs to get the fuck out of the United States

we beat him so please anytime he tries to buy anther election show the picture of him wearing the cheese head and tell people Wisconsin stopped Elon from buying their election please stop him

Musk doesn’t deserve to wear the cheese. Everyone knows he has sh*t for brains.

Comicsands blows. I don't have 20 minutes to wait for their website to load.

The big rat

He can't stay with one woman. Is anyone surprised? Where has the real America gone?

Slowly hijacked by repukes . . .

I so hope Elons Gulfsteam just falls from the sky with pilots bailing with chutes.

I'd be sad about wasting a perfectly good plane, but not about the ket-nazi's demise lol

But sadly, George, his vast wealth and Trump's disregard for the law enable him to purchase elections. Today, it's Wisconsin, where will it be next?

He is such an ass. I am so sick of the GOP claiming Soros. F them all.

They don't have empathy, so they will get none of mine

Exactly right!

What a pile!

What exactly does Soros do that comes close to anything done by Musk? At least Soros can be happy he’s not the bogeyman any more!

What a fucking nutsack.

We like to play that drinking game “Soros”. Every time a MAGAT mentions the name, they have to drink!

ugh, that page is just CHOKED with ads

He’s such a tool 🤦‍♀️ unfortunately a rich .. meddle in everything dangerous tool

Why does he photograph like he's a Mr. Potato Head who's missing a few parts?

Why is he allowed to buy votes in Wisconsin? I thought that was illegal. If so, why isn’t he up on charges?

Fight back

Elon Musk hands out $1m checks to voters amid Wisconsin supreme court election race www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

For a million bucks??!? Sure, I'd lie and say I voted the way he wanted me to. I wonder how many people did that.

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Wisconsinites time to get on your marching shoes and go to the polls. A vote cast for Judge Susan Crawford is one that Schimel but really Muskrat won’t get!

Photo of the word TOOL in the modern dictionary.

Doesn't matter- the courts let him spend his money however he wants. Buy a judge here or there & buy a Presidency anywhere.

No, he isn't really close at all.

He has the maturity of a 13 year old.

13-year-old human or 13-year-old cheese? 🤣 I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist the opportunity. I agree that he’s a brat.

… It turns out that the first recipient of Musk’s $1 million vote buying scam just so happened to be the President of the Wisconsin College Republicans. But Musk claims the winners are chosen totally at random by lottery. Although nobody is present when this supposedly random lottery takes place.”

He bought a vote he had for free.

The same thing happened in the previous "lotteries" he ran last year - it came out later than the name was not drawn on the stage, but a person had been picked in advance, non-randomly. There was talk of a lawsuit, but don't know what came of it.