If Jesus would be here, I would have deported him absolutely. Christi Noem would’ve supported it.

That’s an odd sentiment from a Jewish AI developer with a PhD in computer science. Way to get tucked into Christian politics Eli! Pals with Steve? Is there a newly formed and bizarre Jewish Nazi cabal we should know about?

yeah particularly when he shows up and they realize he wasn't white

They prove how un christ like they are every time they open their mouths or post

I'm sure there are at least a dozen in CECOT.

Jesus was so woke they crucified him for it..

The next Pope will be a good person as this one was

Its really a shame that this man has such hate towards this pope …once again fake Christians weaponizing their so called “ Christian values” If Jesus walked the earth today they would deport him ..just like the Pharisees did !!

the Pharisees didn't deport anyone. they wouldn't have had any authority to even if they wanted on account of them being Just Some Guys, not the law of the land I wonder who that would have been

Thank you for correcting me 🙏🏻… i guess i was trying to point out that the Pharisees , were against Jesus’s teachings bc they didn’t believe he was the messiah….and this current administration wouldn’t know Jesus if they bumped into him !!

at any rate, it's annoying for the Pharisees (the immediate ancestors of Rabbinic Judaism) to be reduced to cartoon stock characters for Christians to bandy about. the Pharisees were real people and their teachings are still core to Jewish teaching today.

Sad how they have turned everything around. Now it’s bad to be like Jesus.

These people are truly ill.

Very odd to see a person who is likely decended from (or at least related to) Holocaust survivors/victims advocate for more of the same.

Hey, George! Thanks for this! Glad to see you calling out a Zionist for once!

Let’s hope the leftists in the Marxist Catholic Church elect an African woman in Rainbow Vestments. Because the Church is renowned as a hot bed of wokeness for the last 2000 years 😂

Let me reassure “Doctor” Do-No-Good that Pope Francisco was a very intelligent and politically savvy man who stacked the Conclave with bishops aligned with his Jesuitic ideals. He couldn’t say it, so I will: All ya’ll fake-ass pseudo-Christians can fvck right off off to the stank side of hell.

There's a short story within the book The Brothers Karamazov in which Jesus comes back in what was at the time modern-day Russia. He's jailed. The church leader goes to see him. Jesus tries to convince him of who He is. The church leader tells him that he knows who He is & that's why he's in jail.

considering the hyper-conservatives response to Francis, they probably will choose a "non-woke" 🙄 pope, which will go along great with the rising tide of fascism around the world right now. and ICE would have deported Jesus, a brown hippy communism lover of the poors. right to CECOT!

As I remember, the core message of Jesus is one of unconditional love and compassion for all people, especially the marginalized & oppressed, that embracing peace, humility, compassion & service to others are pathways to spiritual fulfillment & closeness to God.

Non-woke? You mean like Satan?

At least one thing we can say for absolute certain… The cardinals will not give a flying f*ck what Eli David thinks 😂

And it’s weird that he has PhD in his name. I thought phd wasn’t a doctorate for the unwoke?!??

That's only if you are a woman.

Jesus never hated

Isn't Eli a huge conspiracy theorist?

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Years later and I still can't get one of these MAGA tards to define what woke actually means.

How many low lives are in our country? They clearly know nothing of Jesus‘s teachings.

A bearded guy from the Middle East, you really think so George? 😆

Absolutely

Dr David thinks Jesus was a white evangelical man from Alabama.

Good GodJesus said very clear that : "The first is, 'Hear, O Israel: the Lord is our God, the Lord is one; you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind, and with all your strength. 'The second is this, 'You shall love your neighbor as yourself.

Well I hear they have 2 good choices they're looking at right now🤓🙏🙏🙏

Sarah is homophobic or so i have read somewhere Lets hope they are both progressive If not we are in trouble

Well I'm not catholic So whatever they are whatever they believe not gonna affect me unless they can manage to figure out some kind of way To exorcize the orange man from our lives

A Black Pope would not only be epic, it might actually make a few racists stroke out. 🤞

Most definitely would be epic if we had a ton of them.Stroke out all at the same time You see They seem to forget jesus, was BLACK.

Their resumes on DEI look good...a black woke Pope, would be gold!

I like the way you think. And a female pope? Holy moley. A total freak out. 😇

Now you're really asking these people to accept too much😳 i mean, I'd be just fine with it, but these squareheads out here. Oh no That's going against the status quo🤣

Women can be nurturing leaders, wear long skirts & be spiritual. Hey, a woman could be a pope.

Totally, unfortunately the Catholics don’t roll like that. Maybe someday.

agree

😂😂😂

Please make it so. It would kill a lot of racists. So, that’s a positive in my book

Ombongo is one the most conservative candidate unfortunately. He was not too welcoming of LGBTQ. Turkson would be a good choice who champions social issues.

Dr. Eli David hasn't figured out that the whole world is woke. www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/wok...

Jesus was pretty much the OG stay woke person.

"Blessed are the meek? What the fuck was I thinking? I gotta stop changing water into wine; it's messing with me!"

They must be reading the alt-bible! www.biblestudytools.com/topical-vers...

I don't know. I read the New Testament, many times, and I certainly didn't get that message. Wonder what he's reading? Oh, that explains the Republican Party. I see.

Haha, the Pope is the Woke Leader.

I've got that idiot blocked on the dead bird site.

EXACTLY. I do not think he was an albino, either.

Hahahahaha

😂👊

They'd deport him on suspicion of being a Palestinian

Nobody hates Jesus more than the Evangelicals.

The Jesus of the New Testament was a fictional character. Christianity was created during a time of war, as part of that war. The Pharisees were writing the Talmud, teaching The People ethics, human rights & to abolish slavery. The gospels were written for & by rulers who wanted to keep slavery.

Timeline of the war that led to the creation of Christianity:

I highly recommend this book 'Creating Christianity' by Henry Davis (of Oxford). This book lays out in very understandable language, just how & why Christianity actually began & illustrates those involved & how we can know this to be the case. Do a search to find where you may order it online.

Can’t believe the orange 🤡is going to the funeral of a man who stood for everything he is punishing people for. Love, inclusion, tolerance, respecting each other and the planet, etc. Pope woulda been deported from Murica. 👊😇🔥

MAGA are the new Romans.

More like if the Romans and the Pharisees combined. The end result would be the same, which is the gatekeeping of God’s salvation away from the poor and marginalized.

I think some MAGA "christians" need to reread some Revelations.

A non-woke pope would be one who collaborates with Nazis, fascists, and MAGA Trumpsters like Dr. Eli David.

pathetic how people consider themselves "Christian" (because they say they are HOPING for a specific kind of pope), and yet they don't acknowledge that Jesus was NOT white, and they would, as you said, likely deport him (because he is not white). They are not Christians...

Which bible did these guys read? One they wrote themselves?

They didn’t need to read any of it. They have disgustingly rich megachurch pastors shouting then”truth” at them through their tv or phone screens. No wonder so many of them were easily conned into supporting trump.

I know people think I’m crazy when I say that there is something evil and sinister about what these people have done to America. The pope was a man of God. Donald Trump is a 34 felony convicted criminal also a rapist but that’s the one you like there’s something evil about this.

Maybe if the CARDINALS in Vatican City elect a 'woke Pope' he should take a note that it's not a bad thing. This is God's voice on Earth.

Um... What Bible is that?

Poor little jew syndrome

Their new version Jesus hates the little children all the children not like us. Red and yellow, black, non-white are revolting to his sight. Jesus hates all non-white children of the world

🥲

They’re living in the upside down….wait until they find out Jesus was not white with blue eyes. This is why being a Christian Nationalists is so easy, they make up bs as they go along to fit their diseased minds and reality. Everything is rooted in cruelty and evil. Clueless freaks🤬.

A "non woke pope" - what a fuckwit.

Josh Olson is satanic and not a follower of The Lord!!!

Good grief these people are crazy.

You have to admire these people's flexibility. It is not at all easy to walk around with your head up your own ass.

Why would the Vatican allow the convicted felon & his hooker wife to the Pope’s funeral? He caused all of this.

If the next pope ain't woke he ain't catholic.

Jesus is the foundational figure of Woke. It'll always be a complete mystery that it's often those who most strongly profess their allegiance to Jesus are the ones who are most at odds with his moral philosophy.

Wonder if Musk will contribute financially to the candidate he wants to be Pope...?

Ah, tech bro. Seems to be teaching at the same university where he got all of his degrees. In-breed much? Says he has a Doctor of Philosophy, but I am willing to bet he really is a Doctor of Science, as his posts online do not show much understanding of philosophy. www.linkedin.com/in/drelidavid/

Just let me cast the first stone here...

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Oh look .. more hypocrite "christians" .. there must be a nest, somewhere .. we're probably getting close to the MAGA-sphere .. the meter is almost bending .. I mean .. Christ was woke .. how can they call themselves "christians" and be anti-woke?!?

Make the Inquisition great again!

That guy is clueless like so many other MaGaTs

Welp, dr. Eli David Mengele, your fkd. Nobody wants US BS.

Not all popes or priests are as woke as Jesus or Pope Francis. Many are anti-LGBTQ and there’s evidence that the church helped Nazi’s flee Germany during WWII. Maybe it was a form of forgiveness for all sins, but isn’t penance required? Did they have to say ten novenas on the way to South America?

I know it's a bit macabre... but they kinda did deport him.

Non-American here with a couple of questions. What training/qualifications do ICE staff have? Are they part of the police force? How can someone raise a complaint about them? www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...

Is there a rule they have to get totally plastered and inflict 10 punches to your own face before they allowed to post?

God darn right he hated that. John 1:12 But to all who did receive him, who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God, Matthew 19:19 Honor your father and mother, and, You shall love your neighbor as yourself.” Matthew 25:40 what you do for the least of us you do for me 🤭

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Republicans have no class. So immature. 🙄

He’s Arab. He’d never have been allowed in the country unless he was a Saudi prince. The Second Coming would just have been a trip to the embassy to try and sort out his visa.

If you didn’t like the Pope, I’ve got some bad news about Jesus for you…

I’m not sure what Bible that guy reads. Must have lost a few pages.

Not wanting a woke Pope is bizarre. cbwrong.blogspot.com?m=1

🤬🤬🤬🤬

Conservative Jesus memes.

It’s a simple definition, but being “woke”, simply put, is to be aware of social and racial injustice. It’s empathy, compassion, not hatred. Why have self serving politicians and right wing media persuaded people into believing it’s a bad, negative thing?

A great succinct definition!

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Josh is right. Jesus was a hater. We real Christians know he was being sarcastic when he said "love they neighbor." You dumbass liberals took it literally. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

😂

These hateful fake God users better hope the atheists are right.

Do they not realize how f’ed up they sound/are??? Apparently not.

Mahmoud story is pretty close to Jesus story in my eyes - Brown Palestinian unjustly procescuted for speaking their views and bringing people together.

How do you find a non-woke Christian that's a real Christian? IAW what the Gospels tell us Jesus taught that Christians should demonstrate love, faith, and service, with the virtues of humility, forgiveness, compassion and empathy. This reflects God's character in their daily lives. THAT'S WOKE!

Non-woke Pope? That's an oxymoron coming from an obvious moron

Blessed are the meek… keep em over there

None of the maga Christians are actually following Christ’s teachings. Not one.

Yup

They did call the police on a statue of Jesus just 20mn after it was installed: edition.cnn.com/2020/10/16/u...

“The Son of Man has no place to lay His head.”

For fucks sake🤦🏾‍♀️

A whole lot of the deported men are named Jesus.

What, a broke, brown-skinned refugee who faced violence and likely death in his home country (Matthew 2:13-23) but later returned, and taught about love? Someone who employed women (Acts 16) and took care of disabled people? Yeah, you're right. They absolutely would deport Him.

He'd be called a socialist, a communist, an illegal immigrant, a criminal, all by the very people who allegedly worship him...

WTF????

Render? Is that the verb for rendition?

Most definitely🤦‍♀️

Of course Dr. David has a blue checkmark. Maybe he didn't even have to pay like I bet you did.

They're exactly the kind of people who would've put him on the cross.

Do they realize Jesus was woke . Poor Francis lived his life in the teaching of Jesus

Eli seems like a very ignorant man. According to the Bible, Jesus may have been the most woke person in history. Of course it helps to know what woke actually means. I wonder if Eli knows what fascist or racist means. It sounds like that may be the side he’s on.

Yup!

Well, ICE has shipped multiple men to the concentration camp in El Salvador named Jesus… at least half a dozen.

They are pharisee.

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O sionista desconhece o limite do extremismo de direita.

Go back and read the Bible again. This time, right side up.

Jesus did find one type of person disgusting,it wasn't gays, or trans, or people getting abortions. He never mentioned any of that. It was a type of person he called "the hypocrites." There was no, "go and sin no more" for that group. It was. "How can any of you escape damnation?" He didn't know.

He never would have made it out of the traffic stop. Jesus tended to not comply.

Eli is a dimwit, he is a fascist.

Non woke? Like what? They want a pope (who, let’s remember, apparently has a direct line to God) that hates minorities, hurts the oppressed, rewards the rich? So very Christian! How they must struggle with reconciling their so-called faith against the atrocities of what they actually believe.

“Thou [Jesus] hast no business to return and thus hinder us in our work.” The Grand Inquisitor in The Brothers Karamazov.

Oh My GOD, this WOKE shit has gone way too far. You M##HERF#CKER, the Pope is the essence of woke.

I don’t doubt for one minute that T-rump will go to his funeral, only to try and convince the electorate to vote for his candidate, who would obviously be a Fox pundit.🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

I don't think they have any republican cardinals to choose from.

"Non-woke" Pope? When you look at all that "woke" is supposed to encompass, empathy, care, social and environmental responsibility, it seems that a good Pope is considered the epitome of woke!

Sometimes it's really hard to understand how much people can truly hate others....and still call themselves "Christian"

then they can make it their reason for living...

They are the real and true Christians. They are not the outlier. They are the intention. They are the rotted fruits of the Christian religion. Jesus, like love, has nothing to do with Christ Those who follow the lessons of love taught by Jesus are heretics and traitors of Christ and Christianity

I see, Josh didn't read the bible. Because he's so wrong about this. Jesus was very inclusive. The Republicans are the current Pharisees.

Sarcasm not your strong suit, is it?

I'm just appalled that they truly don't know the underlying values of Christianity, nor do they truly understand our Constitution or laws.

Disturbing the number of Catholic priests interviewed want a 'return to conservative tradition'.. whatever that means....

Are people really taught that Jesus hated those things? I am white and Never ever in my life have I heard such tripe. He makes me want to jump out of my skin!

Yes George. They would

I'm using the word, "Fuck" way too much these days!

Has anybody floated Donald Trump's name for Pope? He's the world's savior appointed by Jezuz😜

That would stop the second coming they are apparently waiting for even before it happens.

I’m confused. I have no idea of right or wrong, left or right, up or down. 😞

Advocating for "anti-woke" individuals in positions of authority is no different than playing Russian roulette. Playing Russian roulette is a personal choice and shouldn't be forced onto others.

They are terrorists using Christianity as an excuse to push a political agenda, not Christians.

He would be in Cecot.

The Pope was more like Radical inclusive Jesus than the republicans are!

Or shot him while He was tied up in the razor wire on the Rio Grand

WTF would a guy with two first names know anyway.

I love you! However, Jesus didn’t hate inclusion and diversity. He taught the opposite. He welcomed and embraced diverse people, regardless of their background, social standing, or beliefs. He was a proponent of inclusivity, advocating for the marginalized and showing love to all.

Let’s find out

He's a crack pot!

Utterly bullshit... from what I've read, jesus loves everyone. Woke is what made the Pope so amazing!

The “Christians” even have hate for the pope? Another of the 272663985 reasons I don’t go to church or practice religion after 12 years of catholic school

There is no way Eli David is a Catholic.

The opposite of woke is asleep, yeah?

If Jesus hated inclusion and diversity he should have been obsessed with exclusion and identicalness instead, right? I wonder why Christianity spread over the world if was intended to be exclusive religion of identical people?

And he claims to be a doctor...Yeah, no. Let's all hope a 'woke' Pope gets elected.

what's he a doctor of? Ignorance about History?

MTG's post was even worse.

He wouldn’t have survived the IDF

Jesus H Christ, these people are incredibly stupid.

Conservatives want an old fashioned Inquisition style Pope.

Yes! Nothing says a return to greatness quite like the heat from a raging, flesh -fueled fire. The wafting aroma certainly stirs the appetite for some raw human flesh and whets the whistle for some fresh human blood. Down the hatch! #Christians #DeathCult

Do new the Popes that are elected need to get Visas to Vatican City? Or are they automatically made Citizens? 🤔🙄😉

Well, actually Jesus was not a fan of diversity. He was also very provincial and had no time at all for people he considered foreigners. It was Paul who re-interpreted and recreated Jesus and later the Roman Empire which established a Jesus with a Universal message and welcoming of all.

Yup because "Woke" Means not asleep And you want a International Leader who is asleep on the job so you can get away with your crimes.

If you think Pope Francis was woke, wait until you meet his boss.

Or, kill him again.

These are chameleons. They where the skin of whatever is popular, and use common points of hatred for their designated scapegoats. They did it before in Nazi Germany, In these United States, In countless dictatorships around the world. They intend to do it once again.

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"Jesus? Even his name says he belongs in El Salvador!"

Fucking morons.

The faux Christian MAGAs are really showing their (lack of) true colors.

Never have I seen so much hate.

💯 miserable humans they are

Who are they hoping for? Genghis Khan? Conan the Barbarian?

Also, what better way to honor somebody like the pope then to include hate in your message.

Him and his 12 gang bangers.

They still don't understand that Jesus was a brown guy with black hair and a beard do they?

Deport him, they would have sent Jesus to CECOT and threw away the key while calling him woke!

I bet Dr. David didn't recognize the sarcasm.

Trump would’ve said his stigmata was gang signs.

Josh Olson you're an idiot : / inclusion and diversity are definitely the Pope's beliefs and we're going to get the WOKESS POPE there EVER was on the planet IDIOT...

I think he was being sarcastic? Don't know who he is, but that's how I read it?

I agree that it’s sarcasm. But it’s true that a lot of Christians don’t seem to understand very much about Jesus these days.

You have that right. Don't think they're about Christianity at all. Just a "look" they want to wear. I'm not religious, but husband has faith, a true one, and I can sure as hell see the difference between he and they. The louder one screams about being Christian, the less likely they are to be so.

You know... the more I think about it, the more I like the analogy that too many wear Christianity like a piece of designer clothing. To show off to others when out and about pointing fingers. Gets hung in the back of the closet when they're going about their own lives.

Great analogy

I've always said the day that you are dying can you confirm that you have lived a Christian Life and practiced Christianity helping the poor helping the homeless helping your neighbors being a good citizen so many of those cannot say that. They just state they are a Christian : (

Thank you I reread it I agree with you

Despicable.