She's so full of shit.

Guessing the medication is ketamine from musk and the cash was taxpayer money she took from homeland security.

Who puts a gucci bag on the floor🤷‍♀️

It was a dead drop for Walter White. Please. 😁

Were her cell phones in the purse? No one has asked that? Why?

What are we all thinking? That it was a bribe? Or she was going to pay off someone? How could you get away with either if you have a secret security detail? Why would she be skipping the country?

So...y'all got a dude who keeps inviting randos to Signal chats, this twit who can't keep track of her stuff...is she the one who shot her dog? Either way, heckuva ship yer all running down there. It's like if the Three Stooges were running a country.

I don’t care, do you?

Gee I feel so secure with her at the helm.😜

Makes me wonder if she just wanted the attention, a la Nancy Mace?

This is the face of "Homeland Security". A department we never really needed, that bled taxpayers dry and brought high tech, expensive doodads civilian unrest equiptment to small rural towns all over the US.

Maybe she should dress like Columbo and look for it herself.

Absolutely

Sounds like a go bag to me.

Picking up an ounce of blow for Lewandowski for a night of kinky coke sex, perhaps?

The incompetence of the Trump-officials shown once more/again - take your pick.

"This is almost as weird as the fake Trump assassination in Butler that the Secret Service took part in and has already been forgotten. Remember how the January 6th Bomber skirted billions of dollars of Washington security with a hoodie? That's been disappeared too." Al Prazolam.

How's she gonna buy her cheap extensions and filler anymore?

Oh boy……

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No mention of the gun… we’re almost certain she had.

Oh no. 😂

Are we sure her purse wasn't just snatched by ICE & deported? 🤷

It was a white dude in a medical mask... that tracks.

Bimbo Goons for donny, he has a cabinet full

If 1100 dollars cash is proof that Kilmar was in a gang, what is 3,000 in her purse proof of? Or do we just do that for non-whites?

It's worth 3oz of uncut cocaine in San Salvador. (just asking questions)

Waiting for Kristi (Karen) Noem to, BLAME A BLACK GUY!

Or Latino man

Security camera footage of the perpetrator.

We’re thinking she paid someone to steal it

LOL!

Those Secret Service officers need to be fired!

Hey...HEY...HEY!!! People have said she was dealing drugs... That is grossly unfair! She is a professional woman of means with a good job...she could have been BUYING drugs. We need to do better people...

Couldn't have happened to a worse person - karma's a bitch, huh Noem!!

Elect a Clown 🤡 Get a Circus 🎪

She hasn't heard of the saying, "On the floor, out the door".

Thoughts and prayers

Odds that the purse is in Russian hands approach 100%.

101%

Exactly. Aside from full names and addresses, badges can include employee user IDs for internal systems, building designations, internal department codes, barcodes, QR codes, and more.

I don’t know……this sounds suspicious to me. In a restaurant, on Easter Sunday filled with people, being guarded by the SS and the guy walks in, snatches the purse and gets away with it? Something is off to me. Maybe I’ve read too many conspiracies.

that it was a dead drop and she was passing her phone off to the Russians?

She will be worried someone sees all the dead puppy pics on her phone.

At First attempt I ready "dead pussy Pics" 😂😂😂

Someone needs to let her know that it's not 1950 and republicans haven't changed laws and made it illegal for women not to have credit cards in their name again yet.

This woman is queen of the cunts!

Failed Secretary of Handbag Security

Karma, karma, karma!!!!!

Complete incompetence while a criminal Trump is manipulating markets and giving the keys to our Republic to Murdoch, Thiel, Musk, et. al. so they can continue pushing propaganda while disassembling our Republic.

“which contained her government ID, passport, medication, and around $3,000 in cash” Medication? … Or illicit drugs?

Muh purse!

Doppelgänger

Kristi Gnome

Was the 3 grand for paying bribes or money received for accepting a bribe ?

What a nasty, ungodly bitch she is for this to happen to her

“Purses are gender-affirming care.”

While others may be thinking of the security as irony thing, I’m thinking of how her hypocrisy and depravity shine through at the idea that she ‘celebrates’ Easter. #Poser

Probably trying to distract people for Pig Hegseth’s second Signal Chat oopsie. Number 3 Signal Chat oopsie is probably waiting in the wings as we speak.

Her "visiting family"? You mean she's in DC family-less? I guess even they can't stand her.

It wasn't a purse it was a go bag.

You know she's gonna shoot the guy right?

Weird that the person who lied about shooting her dog lied about giving $3k to her coke dealer

Cricket's revenge from the grave (which he probably didn't even get). 😏

Maybe it was cricket 👻

why was she carrying 3k on her person does she know that civil forfeiture applies to any amount over $500 it is considered drug money therefore she is a drug dealer and she needs to be sent to CECOT she is also probably a gang member as well

Remember the screams from the red hats when Fani Willis stated she kept lots of cash on hand? They were outraged.

The bag alone was worth $4500👍🏼😁

Exactly. 💲💲👜💲💲

"Activities" ,like purchasing cocaine? Just wondering what my hard earned tax dollars are buying.

Description: White man, mid-40's, wearing a red baseball cap, escaped in a Tesla. 😉🤣😆

Really? This is the best there is in America? Really? If you lined everyone up for her position, she would be the best person?

"It was meant to pay for dinner and buy gifts for her family" One day, I hope credit cards get invented because that should solve this problem.

Lol sounds like she got DOGE'd.

There was no 3 thousand in cash. That is merely a tax payer reimbursement. I hope the ATM or bank records will be checked for that withdrawal.

Putins and Bashar al-Assad home phone numbers was in her pocket address book.

"Hi, I am the Secretary of Homeland Security... Want my secured access to our nation's security and an extra 3k? Here, take my purse I left sitting right there for the world the enjoy'

man in white mask lmfao

The Director of Homeland SECURITY can't protect her purse... While under the supposedly protective eye of the Secret Service. Incompetence at multiple levels. Expect more stories like this from the Trump administration.

I’m thinking who gives a shit.

Her annual salary is over $250k (more than double her salary as governor). So if you're thinking $3k is a lot of walking around money it's 0.8% of her yearly income before taxes. So it's like the average person having $3-500 on them. What is really the issue isn't the $$$ its why is Noem employed?

Really surprised they haven’t gotten around to blaming it on the MS-13 busboy

I don't think MS-13 is even necessary. Just say he's a brown skinned busboy. And that he's maybe illegal. That alone should get these asshats worked up.

So she doesn’t have her papers proving citizenship? Lock her up!

She is lying. No one stole her stupid purse.

From the description of the contents, the $3,000 might have been the LEAST valuable thing stolen.

PMSL ‼️

Who paid Kristi $3K, and for what?

Ah, I almost feel bad for her… not.

"Oh, and, officer, I almost forgot, also in my handbag was 10 oz. of pure gold bullion, a digital wallet with 10 bitcoin, and a 5 carat diamond pendant...this will all go in the report to the insurance company, right?"

No one carries that much cash unless they’re looking to purchase cocaine.

The real reason we have civil asset forfeiture laws.... not because the country is trying to stop the spread of drugs... so they can just seize your money.

Wonder who her connection was. Sounds like she was the buyer. “You cant always get what you want” came to my mind immediately

The cash was because drug dealers generally don't take credit cards.

Nailed it. The $3k was said to be intended to "pay for family Easter Dinner."

What the hell was that family eating? Gold bars? I can’t wait for the truth to come out, and I hope the name of the whistle blower is CRICKET!

For that price I would expect to be eating “the Easter bunny”. Her dinner tab is what most republicans think seniors are suppose to spend on groceries in a year! Out of touch!

I am thinking that she must have been extremely drunk...Hegseth level even. The clatter of the putty knives in her make-up bag alone would have been enough to have been heard for blocks.

Secret Service needs to raid Corey Lewendroski's residence.

Divide & rule.

Oh, now I feel SO much safer with her in charge. Who carries their passport and 3K? Someone fleeing the country. I wish she would go...

I read that she put her bag under the table near her feet. No way could anyone duck under the table to steal her bag in front of a large party & Sec Svc. She must have left the restaurant without it. So basically, it was finders keepers. 😁

Ewwww. The Cubans have a saying, "Don't put your purse on the floor so your money can walk away." I would never put my purse on a floor in a public place. Yuck. So gross.

Security? In this day and age? At this hour? 🤣

If that were true this little guy would be paying her a visit.

....she must've not been wearing the appropriate social attack uniform....

I think that’s awful. That’s an insensitive statement. So if she was a Dem you’d feel bad?

🔴 Anyone checked any of Pete Hegseth's WhatsApp group chats ? Chances are the purse thief is on one of them.... #TheyAreAllHopeless #TrumpGottaGo

Better luck next time El Salvador.

You can't make this shit up

They probably just thought it was her spare head.

Maybe if she wore something decent, maybe if she didn't drink as much, maybe if she respected herself and god - I don't know. What else do they tell women who are attacked?

$3K in cash is either a lie, or doing something illegal.

Patiently waiting to see what nefarious thing happens over the next few weeks that they needed a "thief" to pin it on.

Who pays for a large dinner bill in cash????

Criminals.

People who have a lot of money to launder and so use every opportunity to pay in cash.

I didn’t think of that.

I’m convinced her natural instinct to lie caused her to say she was carrying that much cash. If you think about it, why else would she admit it? It makes her look life a fool, or a gangster. If the money actually existed you’d think she’d keep it on the down low. It’s not like it’s coming back.

I love karma ❤️

It’s a good thing Noem isn’t the National Director of Purse Security.

U S Secretary of Homeland Security can’t even secure her purse, passport, DHS access badge, $3K cash 💵 — much less our Homeland. #OnlyTheBestPeople is so cartoonish 🤡😜 at this point, but yet so scary. 😱 🫣 #PurseGate

Is the Secret Service supposed to hold her purse while she’s in the bathroom with Lewandowski.

IDK, George, my first thought was: "Who the FUCK carries that much cash in DC?" Lived in the DMV for probably 40 of my 45 years...gotta say, we know better. :D

Does that meaning, "this person" cannot prove, she is "US citizen"? Maybe the ICE should know about that ... 😈

But what does this say about her Secret Service detail? How on earth can a thief get close enough to steal her pocketbook?

There are states where you get stopped by the state patrol with that kinda cash the just take it because of course you were planning a drug deal !!

My theory: Flight risk secured! Supreme Court coming for her!#SecretService set-up allowed #KristiNoem to get "robbed" of purse at restaurant. The Secret Service waking up to fight from within. Time for Kristi and #Hegseth to go we the PEOPLE demand this, along with the return of #KilmarAbregoGarcia

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It's her go bag they all know how everything they are doing is making our country volatile.

I think she passed it. Perfect drop, comrade.

They should be found so Trump can pardon them 🙄

She ain't no weatherman Don't know if it gonna rain Cause she's the DHS Clown And she does cocaine

With Secret Service protection and $3000 dollars of cash. Maybe an inside job?

The real reason you carry 3k around with you is so you can make purchases that can’t be traced.

Or perhaps, someone slipped you some as a “cash thank you.”

Like paying a courier to hand deliver your ID and State secrets to the Corporate National or foreign power that keeps you in rolexes, thus giving you plausible deniability.

I think it was a payoff and it was meant to look stolen. However it was left in a way that nobody would stop it from being picked up

What if it WASN"T stolen, what if that was a drop.

Exactly She either gets greased and someone new or it was a drop

I hear she was drunk.🥴

I'm glad, if true, all those valuables were in her purse, especially the cash! 😂😂😜!!

Awe they took her testosterone medication.

😂🙃

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So who was the cash for and why was she giving them her access card - looks more like a drop than a theft to me

She said the 3k was so she could buy her family some Easter treats.....wtf costs 3 grand?!?!?

I don't buy the story onebit

That thing is a grandma?

There was no mention of a credit card? Maybe the bar for acceptance was to high. 😆

That was her lip gloss money that got stolen.

I heard that she couldn't show her ID to an ICE agent and that she's on her way to CECOT as we speak.

She prolly had her computer passwords written on notes inside as well.

Uh-oh... ICE barbie lost one of her accessories.

Honestly brother George I Thank You for your posts!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! SA, baby, sa.

Bless her coal black heart.

There is no way you would put your purse with cash, blank checks, your passport and credential badge on the floor, or even hooked on a chair. There is more to this story…

True for any woman with a brain but we are talking about the nut job who confessed to intentionally murdering her puppy.

Maybe, just maybe, there was something else in that purse and maybe she knows exactly who took it.

And her Secret Service detail didn’t notice the man with a mask next to her inching his foot under her chair to push the purse closer to him to grab. 🤔😑 www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

Got drunk left it in the bathroom and then claims it was stolen.

Notice it was a "professional thief"? They're saying that to make it sound like she was outsmarted by a pro. She was probably shitfaced and left it at the club.

If they don't know who stole it then how can they claim it was a "professional thief?" Happy to have an IQ above ten and the ability to think critically. Yay me! 🙄

Where's the gun that was in the purse?

Who was she paying off with the 3 grand?

$3k was either looking to score or is lying. I’m sure trump will fix it so she gets $3k from taxpayers.

Ok Kristi listen closely. As a member of THE Dumbest Biotches In Town Club. There is no notice to thieves that says don't steal from her. No parade because your here. I thought ladies keep their purse with them. Really 💯 Really 💯

Damn that Botox regime is expensive!!!! As you can tell, the quality of treatment is top-notch. 😆

😁👏👏👏👏 ine brave thief!😁😁😁

the video remaining unreleased is disturbing. seriously, no "have you seen this man"? 1-800 #?

That's because it was a white man

your comment rivals that from a maga mook, sir. avoid me in the death camp.

Sorry, not at all my intention.

furious eyeroll.

Exactly and the thief supposedly had a surgical mask on

and if the guy sat at a table for more than a moment, what did the waitstaff do?

i really fear that this is the maga f-up that truly bites us in the arse. and real soon.

There is none. She got sloshed, *lost* her purse, then made up the story of the theft to cover her ass.

She needs to focus on “NoemLand” Security! Why do I just know there were sensitive documents that will later be exposed in that purse! Probably her Signal Password at least.

It's the passport I keep coming back to. Was she planning to flee the country? Does she not realize that you keep your passport separate from the rest of your stealables?

😏

And in all reality… probably a handgun.

And puppy murdering

I bet antifa grabbed it or maybe Soros.

It was both!

The Secretary of Homeland Security cannot secure her own belongings. The Secretary of Defense is completely defenseless with Signalgate. The Secretary of HHS is making the country more sick and susceptible to diseases. Do they even know what their jobs actually are?

I am not even capable of the level of stupidity that these “people” in the cabinet exhibit, so why haven’t I fallen ass backwards into an unearned position of leadership?

All these people are a cosplay joke. I vomit over it daily.

I feel like it was a light “go bag.” Enough to avoid contempt charges somewhere else where the off-shore account kicks in.

If say I ever did have $3000 cash in my purse...that purse would have remained on my lap throughout dinner!

Easter treats? Who knew that chocolate bunnies were that expensive

Do we all secure now? 🤷‍♀️

Yay Cricket 🫡

Like every other gobsmackingly egregious failure committed by these parasites, there is zero ownership of the situation… it’s ALWAYS everyone else’s fault. A complete and utter waste of good space, and air.

Congress created this mess, so they can stop it. Demand Trump is impeached and removed: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fpO...

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I’m just confused about the whole event What women is ever separated from her purse, and/or phone especially in a public place? Did the secret service allow the thief within arms length? and not notice?

Wondering what bad things were in that purse that she would be highly concerned about their loss - far more than her cash, her credit cards, her BADGE? We may never know, but it would be interesting if the names of her medications were not something she would want known!

Have they blamed it on Biden yet?

Or Hilary?

And she’s in charge of security? Yet another MAGAt IDIOT!

Reading this story it is clear that her team is bending the facts to fit their narrative. The only reasons nowadays to carry that much cash is to buy things anonymously such as an adult toy store, going to a strip club, making it rain up in the club or to purchase illicit items.

I was thinking, why does someone supposedly only on a government salary have $3,000 cash in her purse?

I wonder what meds she lost.

Im sure Elon gave her 10 mg/mL of ketamine to celebrate Easter.

Who pays for lunch in cash nowadays? Does she not know how credit cards work?

Wasn’t there a dog tail in it?

It was a bribe handoff..but the dumbass was supposed to return the purse after he took the $3 grand.

Actually, I'm going to go with the "Got sloshed and lost her purse" angle...

No pictures with guns now?? 😂😂😂😂😂

My homeland doesn't feel secure.

What she needs to do now is form the Department of Noem Purse Security.