They wouldn't hire Hegseth to shovel fertilizer #ImpeachFascists

That landscaping business is the absolute role model for leaning into the memes.

This is genuinely funny

They are epic! "To some a landscaping company, to others a premier press conference venue, and to idiots, a hotel."

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Hilarious.

If they are smart, they would turn that area into a theme park where people can come and give fake press briefings... for $20/min.

OMG—brilliant!

I'm looking forward to the day they bait that podium with a platter of Big Macs for you-know-who.

All attendees will get free dildos... real ones, not Hegseth (even though he is the biggest dildo in the room).

That’s just for starts

good place to give his resignation

I love it!

😂🤣😅

👍👍👍😀

I don't see a dedicated makeup space. This isn't gonna work.

😂😂😂😂

Hahahahahaha

He should have to blow into a breathalyzer before he ever uses his phone

I loved these folks so much for their sense of humor & their resilience having been thrust into a spotlight that has brought considerable ire into their lives.

Oof 😂

They can take down that second sideburn with a weedwhacker.

LMFAO solid

Is it possibly his other sideburn actually sweated off?

@notpodium.bsky.social I found this for you, my friend. 😆

This one is very popular! But Mr George didn't get it wrong, Brooklyn Daddo did! (I got it a few days ago... 😁) Thx for lookin out for me gc! 🥰

Do they have a makeup room though. 👀

Good question.

I’m sure they have a manure compost pile somewhere he can roll around in first.

Pretty sure he's already done that 🤪

😂😂😂

I’m sure the morgue or adult shop has a space that would work

Well played. He’ll be low maintenance - FSTL won’t need to provide the compost, mulch, manure or other fertilizers

bsky.app/profile/geor... Brilliant 👏😂👏

You know the assignment Michigan!! Trump is doing a Rally in Michigan next Tuesday, the 100th day of second term.

Priceless! 😆

I love Philly so much

Brilliant

Get that sideburn station ready

As a west coaster I've heard about the "Four Seasons" all my life. I never realized it was a total landscaping facility. Thanks Rudy!

Gotta love Philly!

At least I can say that studying modern history will be a lot more funnier for future generations.

Very funny.

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Yesss! I’ve been wondering what they’ve been up to!

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Is that Gov Sarah H’s missing podium?

Pete only took the job because they told him he would be working under JD. 🥃🥃

😂😂😂

But do they have a glam room for Pete to get camera ready?

Epic 🧌 Try my snarky piece on this I penned on 3/10/2025 (before Signalgate broke and temporarily stymied their dreams of conquest) open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...

Some Philly jawn right there

OMG! They are the best. Please watch the doc if you haven’t seen it.

Which doc is that?

Four Seasons documentary. It’s hilarious.

YouTube. Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQSz...

Omfg thank u lol 💙

Even though I despise hegswart, I don't like making fun of someone over having issues with alcohol.

I can agree with you to some extent, on the other... this ISSUE should have kept him from being confirmed. It didn't. He should have refused the appointment, knowing in his lucid moments, that his issue would be a problem. He didn't.

And a very long straw🧌

These guys are great! Might hafta book my kid's wedding there!

👏👏👏👏👏👏🥂

And it's the Big Bottle!

😂😂😂

😂😂😂. Please let his makeup run too!

😂😂😂😂

😅😅😅

Quality trolling.

Hysterical! 🤣🤣🤣

I feel the need to purchase something from them now.

I love it. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Sure wish they posted here instead of the bad place.

They are here on Bluesky but they haven’t posted in several months. bsky.app/profile/tota...

They’re all so stupid

I need to see if this is being discussed on Signal right quick.

You know you've screwed up when a landscaping company is trolling you.

Damn, yo.

😂😂😂

Lol

i don’t need a landscaper, and i live in canada, but if i did and i didn’t, i know who i’d be calling…😁

😁😂🤣

OMG... the shade!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Someone must film Hegsehts reaction, i bet he will be upset but then drink the liquor

Hasnt that got to have been the most ludicrous cock up EVER?

youtu.be/qsD8hLJoBQk?...

Oh my I hadn’t seen the bbc coverage - hilarious.

Thank you for posting. That was a thing of beauty

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You called??

It will be irrresistable to him!! Watch out that Giuliani doesn't see this - check bottle contents!

Master-level trolling.

@notpodium.bsky.social

Thx MJ, I got BD a couple days ago (Mr George didn't get anything wrong here). 😀

He didn't, but someone did! Also GT generally is doing the right thing.

I have caught him doing podium a few times... 😬

Oooh that gives me an idea. Can I DM?

I'm not really a big fan of that. 😬

That's ok, will keep it to myself.

I’m so blind I assumed it was a special 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 receptacle, which kind of makes sense too. You know what they say about an ounce of prevention…😏

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2 scumbags dissed in one meme. The efficiency is delicious

What about the makeup booth?

😆

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But do they have a makeup booth?

I’m sure the morgue has one.

I really hope his make up room is next to the manure pile

here human human, here's a treat for you!

Was this the Guiliani press conference with the horrible shit running down his face? That was funny, obscene, ridiculous and terrifying all at once. Who'd have thought this is where we'd be a few short years later 🤦‍♂️

Ya gotta love it.

Bawhahahaha 🌊🇺🇸🇺🇦🌈🟧🌍💙

😂 😂😂

Yeah but where will he do his makeup?! Maybe he can make good use of the ‘tool’ aisle…

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E P I C T R O L L A G E

lol

I feel like I’ve used this gif repeatedly but it keeps being relevant. 😆

Bring your own hair color.

All I see is a lectern. To which 'podium' do you refer?

(George didn't, BD_D did 😬)

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Was just wondering will Rudy G’s friends at the 4 seasons landscaping company be installing the flag poles Trump wants ?

😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂

Open bar.

...and these were the class of people either running our government or had run it. The lack of confidence should blow your mind.

Never forget. 🙏🏻😂

Beat me to it!

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Who would have thank that Four Seasons Total Landscaping will win the satire award?

I love that “The Resident” on Netflix slipped in a jab at this debacle

Busy running the casino in Nevada! Can't make it, send the whiskey!

If I didn’t live 2500 miles away, they’d get my business!

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Don't forget to stop in at the pet crematory next door. I hear they are offering a Kristi Noem 2-for-1 special.

Only the best will do

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😂🤣😂

dead ❗😂😂😂

Would it have a trap door and net pulley system to capture him and then catapult him into a mountain face with the roadrunner laughing ? Please ?

Unfortunately the Trump regime doesn‘t support green tech companies like this anymore.

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😅🙄

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Four Seasons, you total legends!!

That's hilarious!

A glimpse into the future from the past!

ssnews.page.link/qmX6KcmzDNVc... Pete Hegseth wet dream boy 💦💦

Daaaaaamn! 😂

Drove all the way across the country for this photo lol

📷 Repost This On "All The Networks" Disbarred Donnie's Assistant Rudy Would Want You To!! 😄

Good on them!

🥷🔥

Best make sure he doesn't accidentally drunkenly trip and fall into a shredder or anything........ 😂

The whole family cracked up over that one.

Damn. They forgot the makeup chair. I think that would have worked

So good

Love those guys

Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha 🤣😂🤣

I'll keep checking my Signal texts for a time and date!

This has to be the funniest thing I see today!

😂 😂

#MasterfulTrolling #Scorch #HatePigseth #WhiskeyLeaks #SignalGateShouldGetYou15 #AskTeixeira #CabinetOfClowns #FourSeasonsTotalLandscaping

Trump's library will be in the backroom of the strip clubs. Table dances half price.

Nice one, guys!

@totalseasons.bsky.social needs to make any bollards used on their property into podium. 🙏 please. I would love to drive by your location& see that every day.

I love these people! If Four Seasons Total Landscaping was anywhere in Northern California, they'd get all my gardening business.

I hope collludy got them a whole bunch of new business.

Omg!

Fuckin gold!

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Omg i wish they would come to Bluesky!

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Trump and his sycophants have no idea how cruelly history will treat them. And Hubris is coming. Always late but always comes. They won’t understand it either.

Just in time for manure season.

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Haaaahahahaha 🤣

Pete doing a drive by in a few minutes

oh wow they ditched rudy after all he did for them that’s so ungrateful 😂😂😂

BTW, is Rudi still working on the checkout?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

That is amazing.

Bahahaha

He's doing shots out back

Where is Pissed SwigsMeth hiding?

But do they have a make-up studio?

They have to be in the process of building it right?! Hopefully there will still be tax payer funds they can still rob from after all their cuts!

The Four Seasons Landscaping company never knew they would become the preeminent global destination for the powerful and well connected press conferences. Who'dve thunk it🤔

The free publicity is awesome! No need to pay for advertising.

Pete has to stop in at the Valvoline drive through to get his hair done first.