They might make him very popular though… something he’s always longed for.

I think these guys need to go to Chino, not some "white collar" prison. I think those need to be abolished. Either treat prisoners fairly and humanely or don't, do not treat the wealthy prisoner humanely and the poor one inhumanely.

Maybe he'll lose some weight.

He will either get in shape or Many times impregnated

Look for the Great Orange Dope to pardon George of the jungle

He will get a Trump pardon.

The Betrayer.

Earning his qualifications for a Senate job.

But a pardon just might...

At least one of them is receiving consequences!

@jairme.bsky.social

At least this clown will get his just desserts. I just wish that of the disqualifying labels for his would be cronies to not bail his dumb ass out, gay Latino liar only got 2 out of 3 to cancel him.

But Trump can and will reward Santos for his loyalty.

Dude going full “Cape Fear” and will terrorize us all when he’s released.

She better hope her entertainment skills are appreciated - that dance card is going to be full.

Cue the Presidential pardon in 3....2....1....

Nah, not manly enough

#justicematters 😉

But just look at that skin! We paid for that. I'll have what she's having.

George, when you pack your bags, don't forget the "soap-on-a-rope. "

Bitchy George is best George.

Next week's news: George Santos is pardoned by Donald Trump

Congressman. Republican of course. lol What a bunch of freaks and losers, starting with Don the Con.

And a middle finger to all the morons who voted for him without ever vetting his fraud infected history.

He should have shaved his legs before going to prison.

MARK THESE WORDS: It'll take him 2 years to become a 'Christian', they'll parole him and he'll be on Media flogging the living fuck out of the Bible teachings for his own wallet. Once a grifter, always a grifter.

And convincing women to bear his children.

Yeah, NO. But 4.5 STARS for the effort!😜

He was very publicly gay so that’s not happening

He’s Republican, they’ll flip on anything if it benefits them.

He has lied about everything else why trust him on that

Immediately asked for a pardon.

Log cabins please take note.. the only republican the party didn't rally behind and save from consequences was the gay one.. they are not on your side

Finally Santos held accountable. Now we need to see this with Trump and everyone who supported his criminality and treason.

Good riddance

Is that his drag name?

Typical Republican. Guess having that last Hispanic name gets him sent to the El Salvador concentration camp?

Apparently he was blubbing in court. I thought all these people were supposed to be alpha males 🤷

It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!👊

Isn’t Karma great!

The joke's on him now.

I’m sure Trump will pardon him

Gen pop?

Trump pardon incoming.

Karma is starting to catch up with the criminal Republicans

But a Big 🍊 can.

Bend over bitch

Seeing a Republican actually get consequences for their crimes is such a rare beautiful thing these days, like spotting a near extinct animal like the Sumatran Orangutan in the wild. Speaking of orangutans, when will the jackass-in-chief get his consequences? He’s way overdue for some hard karma.

El Salvador it is then?

Thank you for this. That made me smile today.

I mean, groovy, but he's kinda small potatoes. How about some bigger fish?

And what a great drag name that was

Find out time.

It's a shame he was a DEI hire or he would have been pardoned.

Nor can tears

So does this mean he will not be available for the NFL draft today as an outside linebacker from a championship team?

And yet we still have a felon for president.

only his God Emperor can save him now! Let the prayers begin!!

Oh, honey 🫢

No but I bet he's being Trump to pardon him like the immoral woman in Nevada.

Let's never forget that he was with MAGA, like all criminals are.

Please someone tell me it’s a state and not federal crime so that felon can’t pardon him?

I wonder if trump will pardon him You know birds of a feather....

Oh, lookie—it’s the Find Out Phase!

Wonder if the Trump - Queen of all liars - will pardon him

Fly me to the 🌒📡

Good. Thank you, George.

Will he get a 🍊 pardon? I assume probably not as he is broke and has nothing to offer 🍊.

Finally, a sliver of justice.

Now do the rest of the GOP.

Fortress of Solitude time.

George Santos is going to prison? So sad.

They gonna looooooooove you in prison, boy!

No one is above the law

He belongs in jail, but the level of GOP hypocrisy is overwhelming.

He already said he is going to ask 💩 for a pardon.

Maybe Trump will deport him to El Salvador.

Maybe name him Hegseth’s replacement.

that's terrible man. nobody deserves that.

Just when I thought it was safe to drink my coffee and peruse Bluesky….

Orange juice will have h out on the street before the temperature hits 95 in Manhattan.

I can’t help but admire the enormous chutzpah required to do what he did. The ability to bullshit so smoothly and effortlessly is truly something to behold. It’s compelling yet horrifying, like an elephant with explosive diarrhea.

They (santos rivache, trump, James Donald Bowman/ “Vance” all have the same sociopathic lack of any conscience. They lie effortlessly. Because no part of their brains are in any kind of subconscious conflict or friction while they lie. Easy as it is for fish to swim. They will never stop lying.

He really belongs in a psychiatric hospital…

He's really going to miss those sweater vests.

Does his sentence start immediately, or do we have to wait for his appeals process?

He Is supposed to report in for a prison sometime in July I believe.

This needs to be a lesson for all of the gay Republicans. They do not care about you. What George has done is no worse than any of the others, probably far less harmful to the American people, and yet, he is the only one to face consequences. And none of his cohort is standing up to defend him.

Gay Republicans are a completely disposable token used by this administration to deny allegations of being bigots. Message to gay Republicans, Daddy will never give you that hug you want so badly.

Don’t drop the soap 🧼

lame.

Where is the pic of this DIRT BAG in orange behind bars‼️☠️

Wow, the senator from WY strikes again.

The GOP sure knows how to pick the winners, amirite?!

Guess he shoulda' at least said he donated a part of that crime money to 'Drama Much' Drump's campaign *that get ya' the pardon Tnks 😎

That’s Harriet Haggeman. Stolen identity. (Sarcasm)

The Orange Clown will pardon him,..

I hope it’s a state prison so he can’t be pardoned!

Sadly the Fanta Fuhrer will pardon him.

And why isn't the major criminal in the White House not already in prison? Because the MAGA faithful love to be dominated by weak minded men.

Don’t drop the soap!

Now, if we can only not hear a single word about him for 7 years. That would be wonderful.

The piece of crap said "you bet your sweet ass" he's asking Trump for a pardon.

Some of his crimes occurred in his home country

Love this for her. She can probably make ciggy money by doing some shows for the boys.

He is too pretty for prison 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Neither can Stefanik

They said he "sat and sobbed" as they read the sentence...not so funny now, George

Does this mean Trump should get 34x7 or 238 years?

Waiting for the Trump pardon in 3 .. 2 .. 1 .. (whenever the Trumposaurus Rex forgets to stay on-message, steps on his own necktie, and finds himself in urgent want of a distraction)

Isn't he gay? Also, he cross dressed. That would make him LGBTQ+ and DEI. Two of the things they hate the most. So, he would have to kiss Twittlers ass very much and blow some sugar up it to be pardoned, I suppose.

Outright liar - may trump it for the cheeto!

He will need to buy like $1M of Trump coin first

You missed the bit where he farts and follows through, mind you.

Karma met Santos.

www.instagram.com/reel/CntPGAh...

Trump is looking to replace Leaky Pete. But no no no no no, not this guy. Can you imagine this turd in charge of the Pentagon?

😂😂 Love you George!

Good. The smug little pissant.

At least the prison talent show might become more glamourous now.

Maybe she can do hair and makeup in prison 🤷🏻‍♂️

This was one of the few news stories that made me happy yesterday.

Are license plates still made in prisons? Maybe he could work in the bedazzler factory.

😆 Good one Mr. Takei

it always seemed like santos was that conman who heard about a massive con job through his shady connections and was dumb enough to try getting in on it without actually being part of the group running the job

This should be much bigger news. And should happen to more congress people. Like Gates for example.

What do you call George Santos getting 7 years in Prison for fraud? A good start.

He definitely has lips for prison.

That’s Congressional Fraudster to you…

Grifters gotta grift

His only crime, according to MAGA, is that his lies weren’t convincing. The quantity was never an issue, just the believability.

His crime to maga was being uncloseted and a drag Queen. They don’t care that criminals & frauds join the gop to get in on the grift, but having to defend a gay grifter embarasses them.

He’s so gross. I can’t stand him or his icky face.

Thomas Jefferson Johnson the Distinguished Gentleman from New York

Did anyone else completely forget this stooge existed? Ah, simpler times.

She’s going to enjoy her time as the prison bitch!

Walter Mitty of Congress

Does that mean in a few days he’ll be pardoned and running the Department of Energy? Just like when he said he ran it before, right after winning the Daytona 500?

F him mr asssss

And looking to Trump for a pardon!

When does orange Mussolini pardon him?

What's the betting drumpf'll pardon him? He likes criminals, especially home-grown ones, in his cabal...

He likes desperate people with no other options who will obey him because they depend on him.

And how many years did Trump get for 34 felony fraud charges?

At least someone is facing the consequences of their actions.

If sequins cannot save you, you done effed up real good.

Is it weird that every time I see him, I think of Jon Lovitz?

The Orange Turd will pardon him.

In prison, he'll be voted Most Likely To Sucseed.

The new soap boy ! George I dropped the soap, get over here and pick it up !

So much for that witch hunt theory Kitara. 😈😈 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ KARMA

If a con-artist is also a con-vict, that’s con squared.

If only he had been born with $400 million like that other con artist not yet apprehended

But a pardon from Trump will. Any bets?

But Old Smeller probably will. He's begging the rotting turnip for a pardon.

Remember how he went around outraged yelling at us that we’ll see how innocent he was and that we were stupid??? Lololol I couldn’t be happier.

remember him claiming to be "Jew-ish?" www.reuters.com/world/us/emb...

Oh I hope a large man takes interest in him in prison.

So does he.

Hahaha

So many others needed to go with him.

He was the least criminal of the bunch!

Right? He was just stupider about it 😂

Just more outwardly gay.

By girl! #fafo

Finally 👍

He will have a lot of boyfriends in prison!! 😆😄😅😂

Just wait till he pleads for a Presidental pardon from Trump and is granted such.

Georgina! Thank goodness the world will get a break from this slime bag.

How in the world can America ever be a government of the people when the people themselves don’t vote in every Congressional, state, and local election? Everything that is wrong in America is because Americans don't give a damn to vote yearly for their own human rights and for We the People.

FAFO !

I increasingly have the feeling that the USA is ruled by criminals!🫣

She is such a ratchet kween. #theshade

Now do Trump.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pardon me? No really, pardon me.... PLEASE!

He just sucked at what all of Congress does and got caught.

Apparently he wrote to Trump begging for a pardon.

Which is ironic because he invented sequins.

Ms. Katrina trips in men's suits and dress shoes but glides in a gown on heels. She'll have time to improve on her drag routine. She was believing way too much of her own b******t. But then again, if you easily believe your own b******* you're fully qualified as a Republican to run for office. 💅

Oh so they CAN throw the book at Republicans—oh wait, it reads "former". Carry on.

El Salvador?

Now comes the appeal and a motion for release on bond pending appeal. Then, after the rejection of his appeal will come Chump’s pardon. You know how these fraudsters stick together.

The Republicans and Trump used Santos. Now they are saying, "Santos who? Never heard of him". Santos goes to jail for 7 years and the felon Trump sits in the Oval Office.

Yep he deserves this, but so many others avoid accountability, including felon47. Yes, some are above the law.

He'll never serve a day

I hate to say it, but you could make a hell of a movie out of Georgie Girl's life.

With a really hot Hispanic actor/comedian playing George.

😁

He goes to jail for fraud but a convicted felon can become president again

Man, that smile...it doesn't reach the eyes at all. That's a dude who would sell his own mother a scam NFT.

This, Walking Pile of Grifting Shit stated "I'm Insisting on Solitary Confinement" FUCK NO!! Put Him In GenPop!!! #GenPopCherry

Peter Parker's darkest timeline

He heard the phrase fake it till you make it and took that too seriously

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A good society must temper its joy when people are made to pay for their sins. Prison is not easy for anyone, and George Santos is going to find it extra challenging as a gay man. Male prison rape jokes are not anymore acceptable than jokes made about women being raped in prison.

Sir, this is an America. We don't do empathy here once someone has been deemed less than perfect. Not saying we shouldn't, we just don't. The dinner bell goes off and everyone swarms.

Crimes aside, he certainly was a bit of levity.

That would be great.

You Never Know....Ya Know.

🤣👊

Trump might pardon him if he decides he needs a drag entertainer for a party. Until then there's not a bat of his eyelashes that will save him.

Keep smiling!

👏👏👏

Why didn't they deport him

He’s disgusting enough that Trump will absolutely pardon him.

One down, so many more to go.

The most popular inmate in the block.