For those who do not understand MAGA thinking, be truly grateful. I have a maga sister who thinks exactly the way she is told to by Fox and Friends, and the other hundreds of Nazi podcasters and radio hosts. She is WELL informed.

The idiots that believe bullshit like this are why trump is in the White House again.

That's like a mechanic putting bicycle wheels on your car because TECHNICALLY it will make the car lighter so speed should follow, but he fails to acknowledge the car will be rendered useless. Lighter, but useless. Chess, indeed.

Omfg he's playing chess?!?!? Chess????? Lol

Yes, he's playing chess....like a three year old (or maybe like a pigeon).

That's insulting to pigeons!

I guess maybe this is beyond their comprehension but having a job does a lot more for your ability to own a house than low interest rates does. Crashed economy = mass layoffs.

That's right. I am sure Gary Kasperov would have something to say about Krasnov's strategic skills.

Maga are morons

Afforbable?

We're at a point where I don't think Trump could *SPELL* the word "Chess". #ILOVETESLER #COVFEFE #HAMBERDER

They are so deluded. They just can't accept being wrong.

At last I can afforb the American dream!

😂

The 🍊💩 is only able to play Shoots and Ladders with assistance from Melania.

I guess I didn’t “reelize”

My bet is that Trumpty Dumbty has no clue about the game of chess.

Realizing you have no fucking clue how macro economics works and your angry because your best years are long gone, are a lazy asshat who likes to day drink and never put in the real work - DEI and woke-ism never stopped you, nobody ever denied you anything, you stopped you before you ever started.

“Reelize”. Morons

Nope, he's playing 1D tic tac toe... and still stuggling.

🙄

When you realize the depth of MAGA stupidity.

Remember, Trump is playing Tic Tac Toe, not checkers.

Trump is playing this, what's this game called (early fascism?):

Would you buy a T-shirt from someone who can't spell "realize" in their ad?

(Morgan Freeman voice-over) But they were not playing chess. The old man was playing Yahtzee and as the cup rumbled around in his aging head, with his tiny veins bulging at his temples, it was just a sound. Just a clattering, clattering, sound of dice shuffling around. In a plastic cup.

afforbable?? How typical.

🤣🤣🤣, well done!

It's amazing how many things you can comment on in the voice of Morgan Freeman. I used to do much the same in the voice of David Bowie but my wife threatened divorce, so I had no choice but to stop.

Could also be read in the voice of the great Gilbert Gottfried

Awesome

I'm so pleased to read this.

I went hard David Attenborough and I don't know why 😂

Absurdity that rival that of thinking that a rock's silence is indicative of stoicism. Circumstance does not imply intention.

I'm pretty sure the only thing Trump plays is golf. And if you believe people who played with him he even cheats at that.

Its like it is 4 o'clock in the morning, and I am down to my last 10 bucks of my life savings..And I am betting it all on Red... ( lets make that Spray Tan Orange) and I am sure I will walk away with millions.. Very Very sad....

When you've lost your job and can't afford food or anything, and the economy's gone in the s hitter Cheer up. Because the people with money will enjoy the new lower interest rates. Not you. Cheer up. Because it's America. And every idiot thinks they're going to be a billionaire.

Feds don’t lower interest rates with growing inflation rates. This is counterintuitive

Normally you fight a recession with lower interest rates. But you are correct. In the presence of recession and inflation, you have to fight the inflation. Ie. I remember 22% interest around 1980 was the answer.

My first car in 1981 had a 15% interest rate and that waz considered a low rate at the time. I was excited.

I was a high school student getting 20% on government bonds. And thinking that was normal

They need to start explaining the likely consequences of lowering interest rates during growing inflation.

I'm just hoping the self-induced inflation is handled by the stupid tariffs being dumped It is entirely possible, with Trump claiming some kind of victory as the reason for ending them.

That look when the cognitive dissonance you're experiencing causes you to put another layer on the shit sandwich you've been feeding yourself.

Stop He can't spell Chess & he eats the checkers.

“Reelize”

He's not playing chess, checkers, Yahtzee. Whatever. He's EATING THE BOARD!

All these idiots trying to convince themselves that they don't understand Trump's well thought through plan because it's just too high level and they're (and we're) just not smart enough.

He absolutely does not know how to play chess in any dimension. He does golf, but he puts from the rough

You can tell this is a definitely a magat writing this - they can't even spell affordable! I'll bet he finished school all the way up to 5th grade!!! My guess is that Donvict couldn't even put pieces in the proper place on the board much less play a game of chess!!

He is not even playing marbles. No clue.

When you realize trumpers are idiots who will eat any shit sandwich he hands them with a smile. Remember, they're in a cult.

These trump ppl are insane in their beliefs. Fools game.

Keep believing that! You’re in a cult dumbass.

He’s not playing chess. He’s the kid who is always throwing marbles at the other kids.

Now that is a deep thinker if I ever saw one. Look how hard he's thinking, he even had to turn his hat around to make room for all the thinking. Wow 👏

He’s not playing chess. He’s eating the pieces.

The problem is that Trump doesn't know the difference between chess and checkers.

The real problem right there. People who, despite 78 years of strong evidence against the conclusion, believe Trump is intelligent. What does that say about their own intellect?

that wisdom has been chasing them, but they have always been faster

It says a lot about confirmation bias & how Americans have been manipulated to believe that wealth and virtue are the same thing. The Worship of Capitalism has led to the recreation in the US of the same circumstances people emigrated to escape: inherited wealth, oligarchy & generational poverty.

We seem to be confused about which ideas deserve airtime. . .

Is reelize even a word?

Maybee hee doesn’t reelize hee’s only a pawn in their game. youtu.be/8X0UmfBwA_U?...

"Reelize" is just as cromulent a word as "afforbable".

Had to look up "cromulent".

Ah yes, the classic chess move: good for he but not for thee

What a ridiculous plan Orange one!!!! Don't you think you are doing everything backward? You need to give incentive to move your entire company to the US, which will take at least 7 years to complete. Build the plant, hire the staff, and teach the staff. Then you do the tariffs. Not going to work.

And pay for a lower interest mortgage with what job? Repair it with what savings? Retire in it without income?

"I'm just taking a walk in the woods, thinking nostalgically of latently homoerotic 80s action movies and guessing at the economic theory of a geriatric version of Patrick Bateman that shits himself."

Yes, he is playing chess. Too bad the rest of the world will soon be playing Go.

The Republican party is NOT known as the party of the educated/informed. Conservatism is eradicated with education. Why do you think this Republican administration is hell- bent on destroying the American educational system? So they can grow more mindless, right-wing automatons.

Quote from Braveheart (movie): "If we can't get them (democracy supporters) out, we'll brrrrreed them out."

#truthnuke IT. HAS. BEGUN. MAGA WARS (Not rhetoric) THEY DECLARED CIVIL WAR ON U.S.: ARRESTING A JUDGE ICE home invasions!!! Anyone. Anywhere!!! Child victims!!!!! Thanks to all who’ve comprehended and …. PASS THIS ON!! Thank you!

I call BS on Trump playing any game except the one where he makes money!

Thanks for posting this because I’m about to hit my local 24 hour fitness for my daily cardio and be surrounded by exactly this type of idiot. Can’t wait!

“masterful gambit Mr president, you really did a number on that car door with your dick”

I think he meant, "to sell off our assets to foreign/domestic private companies and investors- completely irradicating the middle and working class as we know it while indoctrinating our children and creating slave labor." But, sure cheap so we can afford it...yep.

"Reelize"

It takes that kind of thinking to bankrupt a casino

Note that the poster used the word "afforBable", not "affordable", and we all know "afforbable" is an old English word meaning "like shit"...

First thing I "reelize" is that this guy is another prime example of US edukashin...

Stealthy Trump 😂

The Media has hijacked the train and has reconstructed the track. Their constant and relentless “priming” is like a rerouting of our mindfulness. There is no such thing as “News” any longer. What we have is a social engineering tool known as “priming”.

That's copium at its finest !

If you are playing chess when everyone else is playing checkers, you will lose the game.

MAGA folks are truly brainwashed if they believe trump wants lower interest rates to help them with their mortgage! Lol, they don’t understand that trump has billions in debt that needs to be refinanced.

Magamoron

I wonder if he 'reelized', he is a moron yet?

occam's rolling-pin.

From the same business prowess that failed at running a Casino.

🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

so he's playing poker then...

🤣

Playing chess… I mean he’s a pidgeon playing chess… no matter how good you are, what plays you make, he’s still gonna knock all pieces over, take a crap on the board and say he won…

😖

Sure looks like someone who understands economic policy.

if he is playing chess then the rest of the world is playing go

I imagine Trump "playing chess" goes a lot like playing with a pigeon... just knocks the pieces over and shits on the board.

The felon doesn’t know how to play checkers or chess.

I doubt he could handle Chutes & Ladders, but I encourage a good old fashioned game of Lawn Darts!

He would cheat at that too!

I’m fine with him cheating at it. I just hope someone else has really bad aim and does us all a favor!

I have really good aim and would still do you a favor 😁

Wouldn’t want you to get in trouble. ;)

That's good trouble

I could be remembering wrong, but didn’t lawn darts used to be called “jarts”? We actually played those quite frequently as kids 🤦🏻‍♀️

You can't play Chess, Don. You don't have the cards.

… foreclosures and the american dream…? wake the fuck up … the only dream a foreclosure makes happen is the golden parachutes grow for bank executives.… NOBODY BUT BANKS WIN IN A FORECLOSURE… nobody …50 + years in mortgage industry is my proof…

BREAKING INTERNAL MEMO: #NaziBarbie reminds staff "afforbable" is the WH term next month for any price instead of an explanation for the price.

These people really are stupid.

The Covfefe & its distracting sacrificial porns, a zugzwang of his own making.

When you realize the truth that Trumpers will always describe this fuckery as “5D chess”

“reelize”

I’m so sick of stupid Americans.

Imagine thinking interest rates are the problem and not the rampant speculation and price gouging

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣 "... playing chess, not checkers"?? And all this time I thought it was golf. After all, you can't cheat at chess. LMAO

Do they actually believe this?

If interest rates are the only thing keeping you from the American dream… well, you must be asleep. Also, google interest rates in the 1980’s…

“Never play chess with a pigeon. The pigeon just knocks all the pieces over. Then shits all over the board. Then struts around like it won.”

One of my favorite quotes. I cite it frequently to remind myself not to engage with these fuckwads

I can’t tell what is parody and what isn’t anymore

Welcome to all my adult life watching politics.

Yeah, but all his supporters chew the crayons they use to play chess... So I wouldn't really trust them on actual economics... But what do I know! I haven't eaten crayons for at least 38 years so maybe I'm wrong.

Some supporters are jamming their crayons up their noses!

There is ZERO logic to crashing the economy to make rates go down. That’s not how it works. At all.

Adult males who wear backwards baseball hats are the absolute worst

The stupidity of these folks is just bottomless.

He couldn't figure out how to play connect four with a calculator.

Or to drive you into bankruptcy and foreclosure so his billionaire friends can buy you out for pennies on the dollar. Plus China is eating his lunch. He will cave at his game of chess.

Yes, because runaway inflation is desirable and helps make the American Dream affordable.... No-one ever said fascism was smart. It's usually very much not (hating intellectuals and science because thinking is emasculating and alternate power centers are evil). But it still very dangerous.

The idea of Trump playing chess is laughable

When will these people realize it’s not the interest rates-it’s the price of the homes!

Oh?! It's just interesting rates holding us back?

I thought he was eating the pieces…?

I never realised it was spelt reelize. Maybe that explains why I am not a MAGAt.

He's eating the board. He's eating the checkers!

...He is eating the games of the people that live there. 🙂

Freaking hilarious 🤣

Maybe instead, pathetic.

Hard to afford the American Dream if you are unemployed…

People actually believe this, that the dough head in the W. House knows what he's doing. They still believe his lies. Fucking fools. He's manipulating the stock market to line his and his billionaire friends pockets.

These maga idiots 🙄

Checkers? That motherfucker couldn’t play tic-tac-toe.

Reelize and afforbable 😂😂😂

Sure, whatever! 🤡🤡🤡 His cult are delusional.

Chess master.

Hey, they can have all the cognitive dissonance that they want at this stage. I don’t care anymore. Let them believe whatever the hell they want because no matter what you tell them, these fools are gonna justify the stupidity that is Donald Trump.

Why is it every time you see chess not Checkers it's written by a pawn? Hate to tell you, the rest of the world is playing go and you don't even know the rules of the game.

Xi is playing chess.

It is true that Mango Mussolini has loans due and wants to renegotiate favorable rates.

If your gonna be dumb you better be tough

Ah…the Afforbable American dream!

When all these people that went out and bought their homes in the last two or three years see the market fall out in real estate they're going to shit they paid $130,000 for a $70,000 home and it'll take them 15 years to maybe get equity back in it.

They still think that they're thriving even though all the stocks in there 401k portfolios are tanking. * it'll come back* is exactly what one of the fools said to me the other day I wish it would tank so bad they lost everything and they're my relative.

trump doesn’t even know which way a horsey moves.

What I "reelize" is that he isn't playing checkers or chess. He's just smashing the board.

That pancake is playing tick-tack-toe and he’s losing.

These people are so gullible. If they only had a brain... off to see the wizard.

Yeah. No. That's not how it works. Then again, how you make a "reelise" person get it?

Webster: aforbable (V) the babble of speaking afore tRump does something to wound the 99% usage: just listen to him anytime he speaks.

reelize afforbable I'd say that MAGA's not sending their best, but I'm afraid that might actually be what their best looks like.

So, he thinks America is the The Six Million Dollar Man, or Robocop? That America needs to crash and burn to be made stronger? I think his brain is stuck in 1970-1990, and he thinks tv shows from that time were real.

"Chess not checkers" is saying "we're smarter than you" in the way academics are demonized as doing, except academics can back up what they say with evidence

I never cease to be amazed at just how stupid and brainwashed people are.

No, t-rump is crashing the economy so that he and his buddies can buy up land, resources, stocks, and businesses at fire sale prices AND so that he can declare an emergency to suspend the constitution. Create the problem, bitch about the problem, 'solve' the problem, that's his M.O.

If only people knew how the Colorado River has water that used to water alfalfa for some foreign national race horses in Arizona I believe. Let’s water something that needs a lot of water to grow in a desert and ignore water has rights in Colorado.

I don’t know how the whole country doesn’t see this. This is exactly what they’re doing.

Handmaids Tale and P2025.

This.

How old are these people? 2% interest should never have been a thing. It was artificially low. I bought my house 25 years ago with a good down payment and excellent credit and my interest rate was 6.25%. My parents' interest rate in the 1970s was like 14% with good credit.

That man's greatest struggle in life so far was fitting his hands in those skinny jean pockets

Choose the right answer. A. he’s just an incompetent moron. B. he’s doing it to further enrich himself and the billionaires. C. he’s been tasked by Putin to weaken the US, to lower our standing with the rest of the world. D. Or all of the above.

D

E. he's being manipulated to prepare us for a millennium of Project 25 inquisition. But ultimately that will fail and it'll be C.

D

D

D

D

D

D.

D

More MAGA Myopia

Chess, haha. Checkers, nope. More like this…

I'm confused, is that a picture of him thinking what an idiot he is?

Sure but he is at a scrabble tournament.

There is no hope for the stupidity of his terrorist cult

Dude might be playing chess. He can afford thousands of pieces. Here I sit with a rook, pawn, and a knight.

Any 10 year old could beat trump at chess with just a pawn

the *boss* piece is the only one needed 😂

Isn't Trump and his fascist regime crashing the market to initiate a public uprising against his regime, which he can then use to call upon the Insurrection Act?

There isn’t enough military to restrain the entire nation to his will. He would have to use Magats to do this. We all know where that will go.

“Reelize”

"Afforbable“

He was just afforbabbling.

He crashed the market not to make America 🇺🇸 Great again but to make the #OLIGARHCY richer than ever... 47 doesn't care about people like you and me, dumb dumb...

Fucking things up to make them better…. Genius!

He's not playing chess or checkers. It's more like pin the tail on the donkey.

Realize 🤦‍♀️

I think you will find he is not playing chess, but tiddly winks, badly…

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/for-americ...

At this point if they can’t see how dangerous Trump is then they are hopeless so don’t waste your time on them! Work on the people who are at least smart enough to see how he will devastate their lives if he is allowed to continue!

Excise with clean margins.

We need to start confronting Trump voters in public. If they support a dictatorship, they are traitors to our democracy. We need to start calling them traitors loudly and publicly. They have betrayed our constitution They are deporting people without due process They are filthy Nazis Let em know

makes perfect sense if you're dense

Sadly, he sucks at chess.

He's playing tiddlywinks, with wooden blocks

He’s not playing chess. He’s eating the play dough.

Making everyone homeless so houses are more affordable for people who'll have money. Genius... So the people who have money would be.... The rich.

Trump can’t spell Chess ♟️ 🤣

Not without a “t”.

He's eating the checkers with a Diet Coke

He keeps asking if it has one h or two.

And the motherf*cker who did the chess-checkers post can’t spell “realize” or “affordable”. #MakeAmericaSpellAgain

lol I didn’t even notice. I speed read that shit in anger 😂😂😂😂😂

I “reelize” MAGA is the most idiotic political movement in human history.

I didn’t reelize this!

The dickhead lost me at "reelize"

Exactly and this will be the narrative if we let it.

He doesn't have enough brains to play chess.

Trump can not play chess

Trump can't spell chess.

It's probably how he thinks you spell cheese.

4D cheese is a game i could get on board with.

time to play my favorite game 40 cheese

Nah, he is playing golf ⛳️!!

He couldn't play Chess if you handed him the CD and pictographic instructions on how to operate the player. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_...

…otherwise known as being, ‘completely delusional.’

When you be spelling realise with 3 "e"s, you probably shouldn't be anywhere near games that contain choking hazards

“reelize” 😭💀

The amount of copium they take would kill a normal person multiple times.

Affordable* bring spelling back

At what point do they realize that not only does not know what he is doing. But he doesn’t care about anyone but himself! Delusional people are going to be the death of all of us

I don't think he's even playing Checkers, he's playing Tic Tac Toe and losing.

he’s playing with himself and losing

When you realise that you didn't just drink the koolaid, you grabbed the pitcher and chugged it.

Ol’ tried and true Hoover approach to “improve the standard of living” for all Americans (said no one EVER).

The MAGA take on Rebecca Solnit's post about voting. BS as usual from the GOP.

When you "reelize" (? - lol) that the guy who bragged about "Person, woman, man, camera, TV" probably struggles with how the "horses" move & undoubtedly thinks "en passant" is an hors d'oeuvre at a French restaurant.

😂

The delusions are strong with these folks. Try reading the Financial Times, buddy. The Economist. Hell, even the Wall Street Journal has been extremely critical of Trump's "economic" policies.

I'm confused: If the economy crashes, how will one afford any kind of dream?

These MAGAts are delusional. Trump is not playing chess. He’s playing blind mans bluff

If everybody else is “playing checkers” while felon47 is “playing chess” doesn’t that indicate he has a total misunderstanding of how things work and should not be playing at all?

Yeah right. He’s crashing the economy to weaken America. That’s why he’s alienating our allies too. He wants us to surrender to fascism