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I would be quite pleased if Trump traded places with the last pope.

Jesus X. Christ.

Scary huh?

Is that about the pope or about the Roman number. “Trump 2028”

😠

I had totally forgotten that Trump speaks Latin!!! In reality, he sounds Greek to me.

how did that bit Mark Twain go? the on that amounted to: STFU you absolute tool . .

Just come out of the closet Graham. Set yourself free from a life of groveling. My God.

Will he wear a bright blue suit to the conclave?

They do this to distract us

I hope that the white smoke is because the asshole is on 🔥

Fk that!! Separation of church and state

In a sane world this should cost him both the Catholic and Christian Nationalist vote!

Say it isn’t so! Lindsay Graham is as wacko as Trump!

Is there no limit to the insanity?!?

Sycophance unbound. It is the new watchword

Good. They should send that fat orange thing to the Vatican. It’s a war criminal. Let the Vatican arrest it.

He should apply for a Dalai Lama and head to the mountains. I am sure the existing one will not mind doing this favour to the world.

again,why are people surprised?

Disgusting, the lengths he will go to get his nose right up Trump's ass.

What the holy f@#$?!?

Watching for white hoods no?

I think it is a great idea....get him far away from our country as soon as possible!

I thought Lady Lindsey was gone!! She’s really begging for some attention.

He had to have been drinking

Well, Trump IS the antichrist. So, it’s not that surprising.

Is he out of his fucking mind??? This has to be trolling!

Later that day. Nobody knew that the Pope was supposed to be celibate.

Omg. Total madness.

but still.. he must be joking?

Speaking who crawled up Trump’s ass here, his head ass crawler

This should say it all...

wtf

This man must surely be high on glue.

Can the antichrist be the Pope.........🤔

I wish this guy was still alive:

Can we start calling him Flimsy Scam.

Now Revelations makes a lot more sense

This is the dumbest reality possible 🤦🏽

This is a real STUPID post, by a very unstable sitting South Carolina Senator who Trump obviously has dirt on.

Jesus fucking Christ….

WTF?

Just 9 years from "Trump will destroy us." to "Trump is holy and should become the pope."

O M effing G

Hahahhahahhahahahhahha

next is selling melania's well-smelling panties....

Hmmm, white smoke...so what they using as fuel, on this occasion?

If people can be arrested & deported without due process & others lose their job for no real reason, why can't American people remove people like this from their Congressional position in the same way? They are absolutely no use to this country with their hypocrisy & ridiculously stupid agendas.

Are they all high?

As an atheist that mocks religions on a daily basis: this is more offensive to Christians than anything I could think of

Well, when you surrender all your power to the President and don’t pass any legislation to help the American people, you have a lot of time on your hands to troll Democrats on X.

Poop Trump the First!

When satire becomes strategy, and jest turns into genuine support, it's hard to tell where the joke ends and the policy begins. Weirdo.

Lindsey Graham has his head so far up Trump's ass that he cannot think straight anymore. It's the wrong way to "drink the koolaid" Lindsey! 😂

Fuck Lindsey!

dictator donny couldn't be bothered to swear to US America OUR Country on his own $59.95 Gold lame Bible Hisroyalassholiemess knew he was going to screw US He only believes in PUTIN keeping those Pee tapes hidden as if by now WE give a Shit he is so much worse then seeing him being peed on

Trump was named in a lawsuit against Epstein from a 13 yr old girl who he molested at Epsteins property.

No….it can’t be….can it???? Oh it’s Lindsay Graham - of course.

Lindsay auditioning for the pope.

Human centipede level ass kissing.

The anti-Christ

Serious level brain damage

If only it were done by a real human being

George? Doesn't it feel like Were on some pretend planet from Star trek

I cant stop laughing

TBH, history shows us the Vatican knows how to get rid of Popes. This could work . . .

oh please oh pleaae let this happen. if it does, i win Apocalypse Bingo!

Lindsey does ass kissing real well but this is still over the top even 4 him.😒

Republicans are the fucking stupidest people I've ever seen, good lord

He isn't even catholic...

Who’s going to tell him that being a “Bootlicker” is not a sacrament in Catholicism.

Leningrad Lindsey has pigeon shit for brains and bloody stool for a soul.

Lindsey is the biggest butt licker in all politics to ever exist. He have no opinion just butt licking

It wouldn't be that bad for the US and the world!

Crack is bad.

These are the same lunatics who have been photoshopping him on 40k art for the past 15 years. Any “god emperor” symbology is their wet dream

Trump being like the 40k god-emperor has some appeal: being a comatose vegetable hooked up to life support might improve his overall governance capabilities.

He’d do better as a toilet paper servitor

Um, don't you have to be a priest first? Then maybe a bishop, finally a Cardinal? Oh, and celibate?? 🤣

And Catholic. He wasn’t even an altar boy. This distraction is hilarious.

Dear God, I hope Trump is celibate. I don't actually pray, but I'll make the exception

“Dark horse candidate” . More like Satan.

So he manages to blaspheme and stroke Trump's ego all in one post.

So, he’s not catholic, not even religious at all, but Graham thinks that trump could be pope. I want what he’s smoking.

Creepy weird.

Lindsey must have a wholesale supply of knee pads and mouth wash.

What the hell is Lynda talking about now?

Brilliant. In that case he can do less damage to the world

this is insulting on many levels ( because he is not getting a pass on his a$$ kissing to the felon) I'm so tried of these sycophants

They’re trolling us…

I would nominate Trump as an anti-christ or as one of the four horsemen. The field is thick with competition. 😩

Pope Moob.

Jabba The Poppe

Graham thinks he's being funny... not worth our time.

Deranged and disgusting

The first felon, rapist Pope. Wild.

Well, look at the Borgia popes.

Not the first time though, as a cursory glance at the Medicis will demonstrate

Or the Borgias

Well, I'm betting he wouldn't be the first rapist Pope. More like the next in a long line of rapist popes.

I should've said the first "convicted"

But what about Melania?

Its an arranged marriage. She'll be fine

Convinced 🙃

Two thousand years of popes, running through the renaissance, I’m pretty certain Trump would not be the first felon or rapist to be elected pope. There were some pretty dodgy popes back in the day. Just saying 😬

Bwahahahaa! Donald is such a narcissist.

At least Idiocracy was slightly funny

Hmmm… Pope Plump Pope Fatus Assus the First Paunchy Pilot Donnie the Duhvine It could work.

Generally, I turn the other cheek when people mock my faith, I just turn the other cheek... today, I found the joke about my faith that actually can offend me. Jesus fucking Christ.

By a real POS.

I thought for sure it was fake! Unbelievable! For one, he’s not Catholic and never has been 🤦‍♀️ Trump must really have some dirt on Lindsay that he grovels to this level!

It's not a cult...yeah right.

🤢🤮😱🤯

Another idiot

Lindsey the Lush has been hitting the sauce again!!

Know your invertebrates

I feel like Trump would make it past the use of reason test even if he was a baptized catholic cardinal.

Do not give him ideas, Trump will immediately move in, steal from all the charities saying "Their not profitable" and then have his family steal everything not nailed down.

I need this to be sarcasm. Do they even... know how a pope is chosen? Please let this be sarcasm...

The only thing Lindsay Graham knows is the location of every South Carolina glory hole and where to get the cheapest knee pads.

It gets more bizarre every day

He is insane. What does trump have on Graham that made him into the world’s biggest ass kisser?

🤮🤬

I say fine - ship Trump off to the Vatican. We’d all be better off.

💯

I’m thinking about how good it would feel, in comparison to all this, to fall into a volcano right now

Is Graham hanging out with rfkjr or does he have a worm eating his brain too. Biden has a better chance,as Trump is not even catholic.

I guess every once in a while, Sen Lindsay Graham need to exit Trumps a$$hole, for a breath of fresh air, to sustain his political life.

According to Roman Catholic doctrine, a convicted felon cannot be the Pope. The Pope is considered the successor of Saint Peter and the supreme leader of the Catholic Church, and the position carries immense moral and spiritual authority.

Now, if only a convicted felon could not become the president of the US.

I support George Takei as the next Pope.

He should have to choose between President and Pope and it should be Pope.

just when you think lindsey can't suck up hard enough...

But are we sure ladybugs there is a real person?

WTF is wrong with these republicans?

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It's a real (poor) attempt at being a troll

Something something Revelations, Something something AntiChrist...

Provided your brain isn’t damaged due to TDS, you’ll get the humor in the post.

Lindsey sucking up to trump yet again to stroke his fragile ego after dismal poll numbers. I swear Republicans are the biggest snowflakes, and afraid of so many things.

WT actual F!!! Is this a sick joke??

No worries, Trump is not Catholic as such can't ever become Pope, and he holds no ordination of any kind.

That pathetic wanker has gone down hill hugely, since John McCain stopped being there to show him what a good man was like.

It can't be real

And I'm supposed to take these people seriously?

From a fucking moron, yeah

Isn't this the same idiot who said that a woman can't get pregnant unless she "enjoyed" the rape? Why and how is he even being heard any more?

I think Lindsey's been inhaling some of that white smoke.

The college of cardinals hasn't elected a layman since John XIX in 1024, I doubt he could handle the responsibility of being the pope.

this horrifies me

What’s the Conclave’s stance on a noncatholic, adjudicated rapist Pope with 34 fraud felony convictions who paid hush money to a porn star he slept with while his wife was home pregnant?

Trump is a convicted felon Trump is a sexual predator Trump is a convicted rapist Trump is a convicted fraudster Trump is a thief. All the things that, in Lindsey Graham's judgment, would make an ideal Pope.

Me thinks thou doth kisseth the orange dick-tater's nether regions a bit too much Lindsey. You fecking moron.

He wishes

Other than him not being Catholic, he’d fit right in with a long history of Popes with similar resumes…but w/o convictions because they owned their government(s).

I don't have a horse in this race as a polytheist but I'm sure it'll definitely destroy Catholicism if he was.

Has anyone bothered to find out how the Catholic Church feel about your president assuming he can just take over whatever he wants? Typical behaviour from Americans. They think they can do whatever they want anywhere in the world just because they’re American. He’s not even catholic FFS!!!

Check the date. You sure it's not from the start of the month? I'm not worried though. He'd probably burst into flames as he tried to enter the Basilica.

During Chump's annual rectal examination, they found Lidsay Graham

Isn't Graham up for re election in 2026? Every Catholic should be offended by this suggestion.

For what position and where?

You mean Graham? State Senator in South Carolina since 2003

We are!!!!😡

I certainly am.

I’m not even catholic and I’m like wtf

He is up for re-election I am offended- now in fairness I’ve loathed him for more than a decade but he doesn’t care for a lot of reasons but one is in South Carolina Catholicism is about 10% of population

It’s…something, alright…

Been thinking about this today, and as crazy as it sounds, let's let Trump be Pope ... because it will get him over to the Vatican and the hell out of our country! Sorry, Romans!

Wtf, is Vatican City now the 51st state? At least we have 100 days less of this maniac.

More and more distraction perpetrated by his lunatic cadre. Watch what the "other" hand is doing, people.

Definition of The Anti-Christ….. terrifying 👺

Make church-sanctioned child abuse great again!

Notice this "Senator" throws in 2028 in his absurd ridiculous fever fantasy. Just get room already, would ya. 🤤😬

I was going to make a joke asking what his papal name was, but the fact that this is even being entertained is boggling

Delusion.

Did he fall and now has a head injury? What a joke!

Just a distraction from other important things they don’t want us to talk about. We should just ignore post like that.

This is some epic arse kissing. This is Trump never needing toilet paper. This is eating Trump’s shit right from his anus with a spoon.

I know they are all unhinged but man. 🤦‍♂️

The title of biggest trump sycophant goes to… Lindsay Graham! His award…. nothing. You literally embarrassed yourself for life for no measurable reason.

Sadly for Mr Trump. It's not possible. Outsiders can be appointed but they must be Baptised Catholic males. I don't see him converting any time soon

Come on George, this can’t be real. Republicans and especially Lindsey graham are pathetic butt smoochers, but this has GOTTA BE MADE UP. They can’t be that obscenely pathetic.

Yes. But Lindsey Grahamcrackers is not a real person. He’s the evil preacher’s ghost from Poltergeist II.

It's a ludicrous and absurd statement.

Mrs. graham is so excited

Lindsay could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

What the hell

Real stupid and real crazy.

Gotta be a joke...doesn't it???

Trump's... hm... offer? Or Graham's reaction?

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WTF! Is there no end to their idiocy?

Can we have the following for all political candidates: 1. A Citizenship Test (they need to pass the same series of tests that an incoming migrant passes) 2. A competency test 3. A history test 4. A psychological exam

He is doing that sensational hit piece to stay relevant or just remind people that he is in fact still alive. Instead of slumping on top of his mistress without pulse or boner.

The only white smoke Lindsey will see will come from his crack pipe. What a shameless pos.

Maybe it’s a brilliant plan to get him out of America🤷🏻‍♀️

This can't be true. I know Graham is not the smartes kid in the class (which by RFK standards means he was exposed to way to much fluoride), but this is even way more stupid than I'd ever imagined.

The only white smoke eagerly anticipated should be that from a mortuary chimney.

Well that would truly be the end of humanity, and rightly so! It's bad enough he's "president" of all the bigly idiots

Who'd have guessed? Both in circus and Congress they have clowns.

I once saw a photo of the Cosmos that should qualify me for Great Greatness Emperor of all Universes...

If it happens I'm committing to the belief that reality is a simulation and spending the rest of my life trying to figure out how to get it to reset.

'Cause we got a great big Conclave Rockin' through the night Yeah, we got a great big Conclave Ain't she a beautiful sight C'mon and vote our Conclave Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna win this fuckin' Conclave Bless the USA CONCLAVE! CONCLAVE!

Parody is now dead, buried, decomposed, and forgotten.

You may want to pay attention to this. youtu.be/No71jBzQk8A?...

This is just so disrespectable & I'm saying this as an atheist. To be so patiently dismissive of 17% of the worlds population, to put this POS forward to be their "Bishop of Rome" is unbelievably crass. When is this behaviour going to be considered offensive because this idiot feels free to say this

Which is why I believe he's actually serious. The current modern Republican party doesn't believe in merit, honesty, facts, process or rules. All they believe in is decrees and demands, lawlessness and straight-up dishonesty as virtues to get what they want in their deranged lust for power.

he's trolling progressives

Is that not enough to get Graham institutionalised? 🤔

There’s only one question the American people should trust Lindsey Graham to be able to answer as America’s foremost expert on the subject: What exactly does Donald Trump’s dick taste like?

I had to check. And. Well, wow.

RFK and Elon must be passing around the good drugs.

Lindsey Graham is a real idiot!