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Dictator parade!!

National protests should coincide. Also veterans could have their own parade (on the same route)

It makes me want to cry 😢

he acts like it

Or a Soviet style leader…

Trump will sleep through it anyway. Sleepy don.

Trump just wants to look like other dictators around the world. What a waste of money. Just go fire more people to pay for it. Take away aid from children around the world. Give away all the good we spread around the world and allow china to benefit. VOTE republicans out.

At the cost of????

It all sounds very dictatorship’ish

50 helicopters in the same sky at once? With little or no ATC? What could possibly go wrong?

Can’t he just go to Chuck E Cheese like the other kids?!!

God dammit. I've never been to Chuck E Cheese. Why does he get everything and all I get is crusty dough ? I demand action NOW

😆😆😆

He wants to be like his good buddy/boss, Putin. All dictators like this kind of show of strength. Makes them feel big and powerful, even if everyone knows the opposite is true.

Of course he's not five years old. He already told us kids aren't getting birthday presents anymore.

Will the soldiers have to learn to goose step? Asking for a friend.

Will they all give Nazi salutes as they pass him?

🤬

Ooh, THIS would be a good time for massive protests to get in the way.

yes! and not a bright one at that

I hope somebody shits in his mess kit.

Its really pathetic Is he intentionally robbing the american people YES

Disgraceful use of our military and disgraceful use of our taxpayer money. He is not a king and we do not honor him. He is supposed to be working for us

Yes.

👎🤬👿🤮

But all the other dictators get a parade 🙋‍♀️

Yes

Acting like a dictator, not a toddler. Think Kim Jong-un.

I also understand all that heavy equipment would severely tear up the roads. The cost of repairing those also needs to be factored in

Why are we entertaining a military parade for someone who dodged the draft?

someone should make us float tribute to bone spurs

How can we make this his worst birthday ever. Show up and protest with megaphones 📣.

Kazoos

Best Bet, someone tries to...get rid of him that day

It’s like when you take grandpa to look at the cars out the window of the home

Dementia Donnie is easily placated with hundreds of $M spent on a useless Kim Jong Un style parade.

Bring your flags. Nonviolent resistance rules the day.

It needs to stay a “potential parade”.

Either a counter-protest or no one shows up. Any band that plays for this asshole is a Trump supporter. Because THEY have a choice. Maybe he can get Kid Rock, Jason Aldean, and Carrie Underwood to walk down the street signing.

Maybe the military will use their weapons on him

Mentally, yes, he is 5.

The reason the United States doesn't have military parades is that America is not pretentious. We already know who we are unlike Russia or North Korea but Trump... Who is he trying to impress?

He doesn’t want any other country, communist or not, to show him up with a better parade - Malignant narcissists are like that!! 🤬🤬

Oh, George. He deserves much less credit than that. I'd say he lives perpetually in his "terrible twos". You never know what he'll do with a full diaper.

Shouldn't DOGE be putting a stop to this wasteful expense? 🙄

Maybe we’ll get lucky and the military will pull a coup during the proceedings

Anwar Sadat style. That really did happen

Mentally and emotionally, for sure.

What a waste of taxpayer dollars. It's not enough we pay over 3 mil every weekend for him to play golf?

The whole thing is just deplorable. He's delusional. Dictator bullshit.

Boycott!

Have you noted how it’s shrunk from $98 million to $50 million? Trying to arrange a massive parade in the middle of one of the most congested cities in the country can’t be easy.

He’s a man baby

No, 5 year olds are better than this.

He thinks he's Putin

He wishes he could ride a golf cart with his shirt off like Putin was photographed on a horse. Poor donnie...never good enough.

At least we have the date when he’ll declare Marshall Law …

I won’t be there. The schmuck can jerk off on his own

He is SHIT years old.

He is ASS years old:

Right when he cut the program that keeps veterans in their homes.

He is jealous of Xi Jinping and Putin as they have military parades. He is being like a kid on a candy store and has to try everything. Shane on Congress if they let him do this.😡

Of all the things he could do with the military of the USA a parade is likely the most benign.

Don’t watch it.

I certainly will not

The only parade for Trump I wanna see is his funeral parade. Trump in the casket, lid closed, in the hearse and me cry-smiling knowing the world will survive.

Totally agree. Except for the cry-smiling. Dancing and cheering for me.

I'll celebrate with pre-1990s Japanese music.

You mean this? youtu.be/FzAVQUMVZks?...

Yes, he’s a draft dodging toddler. That money should go to vets.

Let's have the biggest protest ever on June 14th!

Yes, I think that is what appears to be happening. Spread the word. Charter buses. Buy your plane tickets. Hop on the train. DC, June 14.

He really wants to be the biggest dick-tater.

He wants a parade like Russia and North Korea have. NO PARADE for $92 Million dollars. Cut fraud and waste.

NO, NO, NO PARADE!

Lovers of democracy! If you can, go to DC for June 14th!

Entertainment by a clown would be more appropriate.

90 Million dollar cost estimate. 130% debt to gdp. Great use of tax dollars.

That sounds about right.

Emotionally, he’s a 2 year old child having a tantrum.

Mentally.

Not mentally. Much less

Well, don't they do it in Russia and North Korea? Or course little donnie wants one!

I wouldn't wanna be one of those servicemen. Trump has repeatedly demonstrated his willingness to get bystanders killed so he could fake an "assassination attempt" in order to escalate authoritarianism.

Yeeeeeeah, the more I seen a close up video, all I seen were some WWE antics, trying to remember if I reposted to my thread or not

Which "assassination attempt" do you mean? The first one where we all forget the "assassin's" name immediately (usually we remember their First Middle Last name but now all we have is a "Crook" who died on a roof). It's all theater. It's all bullshit. There was never any assassination attempt.

Ear gate is what I'm referring to 🤣🤣🤣 "crook" who died on the roof

Yup. "Crook" who killed two Trump supporters before he died on the roof. Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say.

Bit like a man with a fancy sports car - Don’s parade is his penis extension?

What are the chances that the fat, lying, racist, convicted felon will show up in military uniform? Of course he could have worn a real military uniform if he didn't pussy out and pretend to have bone spurs. NOW he wants to play army? I'll bet the dog killer has her uniform picked out! already!!

Waste ☑️ fraud ☑️ abuse ☑️

Exactly

Can you spell ‘Junta’?

M-A-G-A

Seems to me he’s itching for a war. Watch how cheesy he’ll make his birthday parade and our military in comparison to Russia, China and North Korea. His boasting about World War I and World War II to me is very strange, let alone renaming our very heroic dates.

He never serves so he'll never understand.

SERVED not serves

Please don't insult all the 5 year olds. He's a felon, narcissist POS human that thinks he's a king, but in reality he's the clown we are fucked.

But school lunches are a waste of money

And, since the tanks are too heavy for the roads, the whole parade route will need to be repaved - just so a fragile little narcissist can feel like he's important.

And he probably counts his presents as well. “I got the most presents ever. No one has ever gotten more presents than me.”

And has someone check the dollar value of each, so he knows who to punish for being insufficiently generous.

IKR 😂😂😂

Nope, just a dictator at heart. Malignant Sociopathic Narcissist

"Does this parade make my hands look small?"

Could they all march on Washington and arrest all the traitors?

No. He’s a tyrant Putin copycat.

Yes. For someone who called soldiers “suckers”, and “losers”.

A draft-dodget who called soldiers “suckers”, and “losers.”

Approximately…..

Mentally? Yes

Will he be wearing the epaulets?

I fully expect this.

For a fucking draft dodger felon

B-day parade for beloved leader

Toddler autocrat. All Privileges, No responsibilities. Poop on everything, Break things, let others clean up MAGA

Toddler Autocrat

I already have plans that day. I'll be celebrating the great accomplishments of President Obama, President Biden, and Vice President Harris.

President Harris, if you please. ♥️✌️

HMMWVs, MRAPs, and Abrahms tanks are cool and all, but real dictators roll-out the truck-mounted nuclear ICBMs. Do we have any of those?

Just give him a dinosaur party and a bounce house.

Can he truly call himself a dictator without the huge missile trucks in the parade? This is like a temu military parade

🤣 I love this one

HA!

Government efficiency in action, under an authoritarian sociopath.

Coordinated flag whirling?

Trump is dumber than a bag of rocks

It's a senseless useless titty baby party and speaking of party favors we're going to have a blow up Pam Bondi doll complete with fake blonde hair

He thinks if Kim Jong Un can do it, he should too.

Yes

Like Putin

And with a piss poor excuse for national security, I would have to think some foreign no gooders might take advantage of all the publicity and detailed plans easily accessible on social media, let alone Signal.

Hoping

you can be certain he has been dreaming of this since he was 5

That’s about right😵‍💫

not random! MAGAts want us distracted, hungry,afraid They’re rehearsing a military coup now 7,000 ARMED MAGA Soldiers marching in D.C! Chump plans MANY more marches on U.S. soil! linktr.ee/revolution2025 NOW WE: ORGANIZE STRATEGIZE FIGHT! ORGANIZE STRATEGIZE FIGHT! Tell me how this isnt true…

Mentally and emotionally…YES! He’s 5 years old!

He tried this last term, TWICE! Fucking shitty man baby. ONLY WEAK LEADERS DO THIS

Can't we just take some of those green plastic army men and put them in parade formation? He'll never know the difference.

Military parades really stinks third world country, but hey, this is what trump want's the US to be so...

Infuriates me that he's going to spend all that money for a show that nobody cares about BUT this would be a VERY good time to protest. Let's line the roads all along his parade with Signs and LOUD, LOUD music and protesting

Took the words RIGHT. OUT. OF. MY. MOUTH.

DONALD TRUMP IS A VIETNAM WAR DRAFT DODGER WHO WANTS A MILITARY PARADE TO HONOR HIM !!!

This could be an opportunity for a massive counter protest. Think Tiananmen Square, except many more people in front of the tanks.

Ideally yes, but this man would take great pleasure in killing as many as he could.

It’s already happening. DC. June 14. Be there or be square.

If Trump gets the all-MAGA military he wants by weeding out "undesirables", they will assuredly run over and kill any protesters with impunity. Protesters are not conservative and therefore not human to them.

Absolutely no one should be there! No news reporters or journalists should be there except for the complicit ones. Empty streets every where. We should pick an alternate site and have a citizen's parade with all the people, all the reporters, all of us.

Or… The parade could be in honor of the 250 years of the US Army…

He deserves a parade of Cheetos being eaten by rats.

Found some government waste....

Here’s your reminder that Trump is a draft dodging coward. A dear leader military parade for someone who repeatedly dodged service to his nation is an insult to every man and woman who has served this country in uniform.

True!!

That’s one of the reasons he wants to have it.

Agree!!!

My birthday is tomorrow! Can have a parade! I will be 54 on May 3.

But he only gets 2 tanks instead of 30.

Priceless Plus, an additional charge for tariffs

This is absolutely NOT what I expect my hard-earned money to be used for after paying my taxes on April 15. This parade is a display of wasteful idiocy and is a totally unnecessary use of this country's resources.

Will there be a calliope, elephants and acrobats to go with all the clowns.

Would be a shame if they had lions and tigers and one of the animals goes Zeigfreid and Roy on him. Oopsie! Wild animals can be so unpredictable.

I like it.

Thanks. It should be Siegfried, not Z. Now I can't edit so there I go.

Good question

4, according to Stormy Daniels.

What? No tanks or missiles?

Sounds like a good use of government funds

The LAST thing we in "DMV" want is more noisy helicopters overhead!

Five and a half… duh.

Yes, at most Actually about 3yo

I really thing of him as a 10 year old boy nobody likes. He doesn’t ever get asked to a party so he has to have his own.

That's actually what his childhood was like.

We must meet him with this! Or better, ABSOLUTELY NOBODY SHOWS UP!

Let's have the biggest protest ever on June 14th!

I thought they're trying to get rid of waste.. 🙄

Yes, he is five years old 🥴

Wants what every other dictator gets.

I thought they were trying to save money? 🤡

waste of time and money. the amount of money to do this could fund many of the programs he shut down. i'd rather see veterans, disabled, elderly, children, national parks, science research have that money

Is this where the legislative branch (Congress in particular) puts a STOP to spending funds on NONSENSE that has NOT been appropriated? FRAUD, WASTE and ABUSE for his own little parade. RIDICULOUS!!!

DITTO! Taking school lunches away, cutting Medicaid, firing thousands, cutting crucial medical research programs, and I could go on, but spending ing millions on an effing parade to boost his ego. The epitome of waste and abuse and totally evil. Repubs! If you go with this you have sold your souls.

It's appalling! His entire cabinet, and actions since in office are APPALLING!

Unfortunately I think that has already happened.

He is nothing more than a man child!!

6600 soldiers gonna phone in sick that day…

The mayor of DC should have DEMANDS!!!

It's what dictators do.

So let me get this straight. First he demolishes federal agencies, saying he’s going to save billions and then he wants to throw $1 billion party for himself. Wow, surprise surprise.

Mentally? Yeah, 5 sounds about right.

Call Whtie House to tell him we just can't afford it. He was ready to cut funds for Vets burials but now we can afford a Kim Jon UN style parade to please diaper don? Call White House for what it's worth.

Mentally? Probably even less than that.

Mentally

Yes

No, but his ego is boundless. And his morals invisible.

And his dick, microscopic

No, just another wannabe dictator

🤬🤬🤬

Hope there is a hero in the bunch who will successfully do what needs to be done to maintain their oath to the constitution. Enemies foreign and domestic. I took that oath three times when I served active duty.

I’ll bet he has a tantrum if he doesn’t get it.

Well he wets and shits the bed every day, so I guess this is also on brand.

Trump wants to be *just like* Putin & Kim Jong Un! The insensitivity of this pathetic child/man blows my mind🤯‼️ 2 dolls instead of 30 for the little girls, but he’ll blow millions on a fucking Dictator fantasy . . .major counter programming will be needed on that day my friends . . .

Putin envy.

Five is a charitable estimate...

ooo, you probably shouldn't be insulting 5 year olds like that.

He is a would be DICTATOR

They trade strength for spectacle. They crown themselves in brass and borrowed fire. But real power does not march in costume. — for those who remember

Nope just a draft dodger who spends taxpayers money on himself. 3.5 million to play golf for 3 days in Florida

BINGO!

Mentally, yes…

Dictators love their Military parades. I am waiting for his picture to appear on your currency and stamps soon.

Congress should pull the plug on this by using its power of the purse.

They would if it was all women ♥️

They would if it was all vertebrates.

Tonka Toy tanks!

Nope not that advanced

No, he's 3 years old. A big, slobbering, demented, mushy, smelly, pouting, pants-shitting, tantrum throwing baby. He can't form complete sentences, read, or write anything but his name, and likes Sharpies bc he loves the way they smell. Baby Huey, but as a fraud and rapist.

Weak men like to feel strong by playing soldier, so long as it is nowhere near an actual war zone.

I have hope that all the laws he breaks will result in at least one punishment. I have to. Commenting from the UK but feeling the pressure over here too. Any US folks, how likely are you to have AOC run? At least 65% and I will move just so I can help 👌

Yes , but 5yr old are 5 year old !

He is in love with himself. He lives in a fantasy world where tariffs are lollipops & his very touch turns things to gold. Meanwhile, the rest of our government sits idly on their hands while watching reality as donny burns our nation to a cinder.

I hope that if it happens, no one shows up. Empty streets

I hope if it happens we’re all there to tell him to get fucked

He's compensating

It would be a shame if somebody Tiananmen Squared a tank during this parade. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

Emotionally, yes, yes he is...

in years of nazism and idiocy? yes, the one started this yr is exactly the fifht

Well, some people have a bigger need to compensate than others.

Dear leader needs his tribute...

It should be a national day of mourning.

Kim Jung Diaper himself.

Scotty energize and beam him to outer space a trillion light years away from here thanks...

Mentally and emotionally … yes!

A coup during the military parade sounds good.

Something so absurd may cost something, but his narcissistic/fascist party can certainly be disrupted.

If he really wants to honor our military he'll pay for this excessive display out of his own pocket & give the $$$$$ to the VA to support our LIVING vets who need help!

Why yes. Our Commander in Chief is an impetuous toddler.

He is buddy buddy with little fat boy.

You're being generous w the age, George. Maybe 3yo. Oh myyyy!

They'll be designing their own uniforms next

Protestors need to block the parade route. Its our turn to show the world we wont be silence, or minimalized.

I saw the suggestion that the only people who should show up to this farcical parade should be Veterans, who block the parade. Everyone else should go to Obama Appreciation Day events in their home state.

Sounds like a good idea. Make it happen!!

Several individuals and organizations are hoping a million nonviolent justice and democracy-loving resisters show up in DC on June 14. I’m already working out accommodation. And bringing my flag. @womensmarch.com @fightforaunion.bsky.social @veteransforjustice.bsky.social @blacklivesmatter.com

Recruit some truckers to drive onto the parade route (before it gets blocked off) towing old derelict trailers. Unhitch them and remove the tires. Lock the tires inside the trailers. Drive away. Repeat until street is totally filled up.