The irony of Neil Harass Tyson getting owned by a cat named Bitches

@neildegrassetyson.com could have had that cat Who says humans elected trump without those musk voting machines?

so cats are smarter than that Tyson dude ?? MAKES SENSE. Then way is the ORANGE TURD afraid of vacuum cleaners ? And why are you capitalizing words that are not to be capitalized? Even CATS Wouldn't Do That ..

We chase a dot called "social media"...it doesn't actually do much for us except stimulate a part of our brains. Cats at least get exercise for chasing a dot.

Idk about you, but my thumb is strong asf

Got to go with the cats on this one…

Please tell me he's not a Trump supporter

He’s not, don’t worry.

Phew!

But he is an Elon supporter :(

I think it's a bit nuanced.

There’s no nuance to Musk. he’s a psychopath, villain, and Nazi who doesn’t even try to hide it.

I wasn't referring to Musk

I’m saying there’s no nuanced way to appreciate Musk.

I disagree. I'm not going to discuss this further

Musk has made himself clear. There's no upside to him, and Tyson and others are fools for thinking otherwise

But he is a known harasser.

I’m all for a good gotcha but how is this funny ? Cats didn’t elect anybody for president ever. Neither did the rock in my backyard. Is it smarter than a human ?

If the human voted for tRump, then yes, the rock was smarter

Meow meow Neil!

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Even if cats could vote, they wouldn't vote for him after the "Eating the pets" BS.

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Americans = humans. Well done. You exemplify the problem, you are part of the problem.

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Then cats would be the abstaining voters who decided to teach Dems a lesson

Seems like the free food equation is unbalanced in favor of the cats.

Boom!

The cat wins that one!

OMG THIS. 🎯 Love, Your average childless cat lady.

Well, some of us are smarter than cats.

Both of my cats hate him. My older cat swats my phone when she hears his nasally foghorn of a voice. My younger one runs away. My dog growls at him. So you tell me, Mr Human: are you smarter than my cats? Because I’m more inclined to believe you’re not - and evidence supports that.

😲 it's awfully quiet in here

Bitches got the best of him

Can we get a picture of Neil deGrasse Tyson actually using a vacuum cleaner, to show he isn't afraid of using one though? 🤔😇

One of those rare moments where you can't help but agree with both.

Dogs don't like the Orange GodKing... but they can live with cats

He does not make the second point, however, his second point could be that humans elected Trump, again... To be fair, it only shows that Americans are dumber than cats, not necessarily humans with other nationalities.

This made my day

This is why I prefer cat companions over human friends

Bitches brings up an excellent counterpoint

The cat takes this win! No question. Sorry Neil. :)

Cats 1 Neil 0

But cats can go where no man has gone before.

Not shots. 🤯 Nuclear weapon.

No wonder they were eating the cats….

If the cat actually said that, I'd concede the point.

Maybe smarter isn't better

Ouch!!

cat outsmated a PhD

I once had a cat who lay in he idle of the floor flicking a ping pong ball while 3 adults chased the ball around the room!

I'm still laughing!

Cat wins.

Cats get my vote!

Kitty is the clear winner in this exchange.

Now we have to debate whether MAGA are human or the missing empathy gene renders them a failing branch on the genetic tree like neanderthals.

This empathetic Neanderthal will now gaze into the awaiting void of destiny.

We all have the same destiny, the timing is the question

that kind of is two points in one though

I think the Kitty’s got him there!

Gotcha. 😹😹😹😹😹

Neil losing social media fights is on point. I remember when Wendys schooled him on the dead bird site.

In your face, Neil!

@bitchesthecat.bsky.social was the best. ♥️

The claws are out - Cats rule & too many humans drool over the clown 🤡

Neil has got nothing.

Do we know for a fact MAGAs wouldn’t chase a laser dot? 🥴😂

Er Neil...about the vacuum..it depends on what you suck up!

A cat for president would be better than the orange butt kissing loony toons that took over the White nuthouse. A cat would not do anything. It's a cat, what to expect? But, doing nothing is much, much better, than what Trump is doing.

She knows she is the boss!

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Her too.

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good thing it was just a laser pointer, or it would have been fatal

Afraid? They made them their assault vehicle And chasing laser dots makes as much, if not more, sense than video games. Plus, if they had access to 47, they'd elect his head-nest as a litter box and give it some kind of purpose. Then they'd bury him.

BOOM 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Prove it Neil!

"We're not afraid of Vacuum Cleaners." Tell Neil to speak for himself!!!

How can he say that with such certainty? I’m sure there are people who chase laser pointers. Some of those people may even be afraid of vacuum cleaners.

And they probably voted for the Mustard Musolini.

Plus one, I hate the sound of vacuum cleaners. One powering up nearby is awful

A long, long time ago, when I was a young soldier stationed in Germany, there was a store near our base that had a security system with a little red laser moving back and forth in front of the door. I have seen more than one drunk soldier chasing that little red dot, as well as a local drunk.

So, Neil is a MAGA? 😱

No, no, no, he is definitely not! That's his sense of humor.

If he’s not MAGA leaning why did he post the picture of him holding all the MAGA red hats?

I believe it was an attempt at satire or humor that missed the mark. I've followed him for a very long time, read his books, watched Star Talk, Cosmos, listened to his podcast ST, even chased him down in the subway... lol. His politics have always leaned left. He has made many comments, recent ones

too, speaking against tRumps policies, pro trans, pro choice of pronouns, deportation, etc... The other 3 hats were all anti-tRump, and after all the votes were in to choose which hat to wear, he posted this comment

"While we can surely agree we want to Make America Great. To achieve that goal, looks like we need to Make America Smart. But first, we need to Make Lying Wrong Again." While the original post was very confusing... I still think it was a bad attempt at humor/satire/sarcasm. His words and stances

have always been Anti-tRump. He used to stay out of politics more, I think, like all of us, he is becoming more vocal. I also think the point he was trying to make didn't translate well. Maybe it went over our heads, but I'm pretty sure he has turned to the dark side... it doesn't add up

No, he's just warped in the head.

Pew Pew 😂

The cat is correct.

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Rock solid logic from team cat 🐈

Neil ignores the New Jersey Drones humans are still chasing.

😂😂😂 Purrfect!

you go out and buy food for your cat? do you buy toys for your cat? take your cat to the doctor? seen as a horrible person if you abuse your cat? they own you ... ... @neildegrassetyson.com you are never going to win this argument put down the phone and step away from the table

It quite possible the real Alf would eat the humans and spare the cats

Cats work out the laser pointer thing pretty soon anyway. It's the world's best toy for about 5 minutes and then it's "yeah, whatevs..."

And target hit. Cats 1, humans 0.

TWICE

Damn... cats 1 NDT 0

I've always said that if cats ever develop opposable thumbs, humans are done for!

Walked right into that one, Neil.

it aint everyday that @neildegrassetyson.com gets owned, but man that cat wrecked em

Think about it...you've never seen a cat with Trump.

he is always trying to grab them!

I needed this today!

I'm on the side of the cats in this argument.

I think Tyson has no respect for cats - cats just like to have fun- unlike many stuffed shirt humans

Cats got a point.

He had it coming.

Also, I used to live opposite a pub in the UK in the late 90s and owned an early laser pointer. You can make a drunk human chase (slowly) a laser dot for several minutes before they comprehend what's going on. Empirical evidence!

Well I do know a lot of pussies that voted for shitler…

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I don’t know Neil - humans chase worse…

Plenty of humans are afraid of vacuum cleaners.

I’m never going to argue with a cat again.

That was a CATastrophe! 🤦😡😾

A use for this 😁 yay! Thank you! 💜

When the cat sprays YOU with cold water...

Why is Neil picking fights with cats online

He determined that his legacy needed more destroying.

i’ve never seen anyone keep digging that far deep in a hole before

Still better to chase laser dots than vote for that criminal

Trump is the laser dot we all chase. I don't worship him like a MAGA, but then all I see is a lying grifting piece of shit, but the MAGAs keep chasing the dot so I get curious and find myself watching MAGAs chase the dot. Who is moving the dot...

You might have opened up a can of worms there. 🤣

I am pretty sure a cat or two voted for trump, they're usually the ones that think larger predators will leave them alone because they voted that way. Oh...wait.

They also don't legitimize Joe R*gan by guesting on his podcast.

You lose Neil.

Ding ding ding!! We have a winner!! 💥

Americans voted Trump not us Europeans.....or Africans...or Asians......

~ I respect cats, they seem to have so much else in their heads besides their mess. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

It appears all Neil has is blanks~~

I don't think there's a way back from that one. Neil has to concede.

is bitches on bsky?

Twice American humans elected Trump president. Twice ffs.

I think the operative term here is American humans. There are multiple billions of the rest of us who would never countenance voting for that idiot. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Over 75 million Americans also could not countenance voting for that idiot.

Folks keep invoking that point and yet here you are 🤷🏻‍♂️

The point is that painting the entire population with a pro-Trump brush is incorrect.

And pray tell me, how many did not vote? Guilty AF

I don’t have those numbers.

And yet, here we are 🤷🏻‍♂️

He’s not wrong, Neil.

My robot vacuum cleaner is trying to kill me. I’m afraid. Very afraid.

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MEEEEOW!

I’m going with cats are smarter for $500!

Even Neil gotta love that response.

Cats bury their feces in sand. MAGA puts feces on walls etc in the Capitol. I️ would say in this instances cats are smarter than maga humans.

We might not chase a laser dot, but put a $10 bill on a hook at the end of a fishing line... Also...

Urgent & pass it on: Please call your Congress Reps now! Stop this bill giving welfare to the most polluting industries. It is a resource & public land giveaway! E.g. “mine for coal on federal lands and block “any action limiting the Federal coal leasing program.” thehill.com/policy/energ...

It's cleaning day. I'm posting from under the bed.

Game, set, match!!

Bitches for the win!

Technically, US voters, but I'll allow it.

Not all humans, not all cats. 😸

Neil:

Apparently, MAGA is afraid of litter boxes

Dogs are smarter than humans. You never see a dog step in a human shit.

Maybe not, but they eat cat S#$%. Like it's candy.

Take the L @neildegrassetyson.com

I go with A CAT NAMED BITCHES. Don't need a second point. Point proven.

Mic Drop 🎤

I’m with the cats….

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I was terrified by Nanny's (my great-grandma) vacuum that looked a lot like this. It looked too much like the hoods and grilles of old cars... like waiting to get run over

Bitches is correct

Dog Save America 🇺🇸

What with trump grabbing pussies, he must not be popular in the cat community.

Cats’ smarts give them a better sense of fear to danger and self preservation; unlike humans who vote for a lunatic to deprive them of their rights, their livelihood they contributed to all their working lives! I say cats are smarter, Neil!!

Kitties are way smarter than humans.

10/10 for the cat

Go cats!

Also, humans feed us, house us, and scoop our poop and yet we don't have to do a damn thing for them. Who's the smart one now Neil?

Tyson’s not a golfer I guess.

Touché. Cat is right.

Even dogs wouldn't vote for Trump

Never vote for someone who's never had a dog.

or any pets. i feel like he would murder the pets. he's that much of a psychopath

Yes! Thank you! 😁

Fine, cats like lasers and didn't vote for the FOF. In a way, they are smarter than humans. But I voted for Kamala and don't chase laser pointers.

Bitches for the win!

Best one ever

By that cats are only smarter than a small portion of humanity and are not smarter than Australians or Canadians.

Australians lost a war to the emus. Pretty sure cats never did that.

Haha! Good point.

Australia lost Twice too Emus. It's a sore spot for them.

I’m so impressed.😹

NDT just got bitch-slapped by a kitty.

Definitely nailed it!

Wow direct phaser hit!

Also, cats have the coolest parties:

Cats don’t say stupid shit like this on live television

But I hear the kids are calling it that now.

It's a thing now. www.merriam-webster.com/slang/rawdog

🤣 Damn good point though.

Cats are smart enough to make humans do their bidding, including manning the laser pointer. I believe that nullifies your lazy point, sir. (With all due respect because I truly admire you, Neil!) 🐈😻

Evidence that cats are smarter than humans. They don't give a f***.

Still waiting for verification that Americans inflicted this Orange Cancer upon themselves or if a South African Billionaire Nazi (who knows everything about vote counting machines) didn’t put his thumb upon the scale. Ear Shot w/NO SCAR was more believable than 2024 Presidential Election results!

The cat has a point…Cat 1, Neil 0

Cats can't write. George - get yourself a hobby. I suggest astronomy, or navigation, or both.

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I'm sorry Neil, but at this point the cats win 😂 Also, even if you do admit defeat here, you can finally admit what everyone has kind of suspected for a long time and it's that you're a cat. And just admit that. And also admit that because of that you really still win

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Would be great if you'd be inclusive of people who depend on screenreaders and similar technology and post your images with alt-text George. www.zdnet.com/article/how-...

Cat 1 Neil 0

I love Neil, the man is a genius, super human intelligence. But still human. All I need is a group of unsuspecting humans in a room with a laser pointer and I bet some will follow it, maybe even go after it. Also, try turning on a vacuum next to someone sleeping on a sofa and watch them jump.

They're smarter simply because we are their slaves!

Isn’t he just another sex pest?

My cat will ask for play and if I say yes she brings the laser pointer to me- she knows where the red dot comes from & that mom makes it move. She just likes play & exercise- and is smart enough to know that exercise makes her body feel good!

That's funny...my husband was afraid of vacuum cleaners🙄😁

Outsmarted by a kitty, OUCH! 😊

Isn’t the current thought, that cats just domesticated themselves. How many stories are there were cats just moved into someone’s house and everyone was like okay, I guess you live here now. Then immediately start pampering them.

"Why is that nice science guy laying flat out on his back like that?

I don’t trust people who don’t like cats, that usually means they don’t like boundaries being set either.

The cat won. 🤣

I didn't expect @neildegrassetyson.com to pick a flight with an apex predator.

😂😂😂👍

Cats have higher IQs 😸

Evidence that cats are smarter than humans. No cat has ever danced for rain.

Cats are also so sure of themselves they can go all in chasing a laser dot and never believe it's real. Sure they do. Ever see a cat try to bite one?

Being a cat lover, I always suspected they are smarter than humans!

I'll make the second point: humans are afraid of an invisible being in the sky who will send them to an eternal life of pain and suffering if they don't obey his "rules".

"But he loves you!" -Carlin

Now following.✌️

Idk... Our cats are pretty hardcore right-wingers. We've had so many conversations with them, explaining why they're wrong!

And also my cat loves the vacuum. Rides it like a pony.

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YOU may not chase laser dots on the carpet, Neil, but -I- sure AF do!

I'm with the cat on this one

Some cats are weirdos and like to be vacuumed.

Brother spent his entire life chasing laser dots in the sky.

Boom. That is all.

Point 2. And do so a second time