Either terminally ill with liver spots, or botched plastic surgery🤷🏻‍♀️

You couldn’t make this guy up, deliberately stains his face dark mahogany flame to match a deck and proudly goes out in public showing it off.

Oh Jesus. He doesn’t even have somebody who cares enough to help him out with it…

I call that shade "perfectly pumpkin" 🎃

He does need better makeup artists. Perhaps he should visit Pete Hegseth’s taxpayer funded makeup salon. And god, do something with that hair and lose a hundred pounds!!

He does it himself. A makeup ARTIST wouldn't do this

According to Ivanka he does his own makeup and hair because he doesn’t trust anyone else

Well, just another in a long line of bad decisions.

Did he fall face first into some dog💩

The dog💩 fell into his face!

he looks more bloated and scruffy than usual indeed

Right??? Where’s all this weight loss I’m reading about?

See my profile pic. Who wore it better?

You've been Tango'd 🤣

Looks like he was bobbing for Easter eggs in the leftover dye

Look how white his hands are! The “tan” looks ridiculous.

He’s been doing it himself… can’t you tell?

what has become of us..

😂🤣 Did somebody swap his bronzer with ketchup?

That's one of the worst applications of his orange face paint that I have ever seen!!

How does anyone take this guy seriously? Bad makeup & obvious dementia.

He surrounded himself with fascist sycophants who are pulling an "Emperor's New Clothes" on him. They put up with his obvious derangement because he's giving them the world they want. He's the perfect stooge for the Nazi Revival movement they've been building up for decades.

Agree. We are screwed.

He looks ridiculous!!

why does he put that crap on his face? any takers?

It's gross to look at. Doesn't his make up artist give him a mirror. Or maybe she did and he likes it like that. His hands aren't tan. CRRREEEEEEEPY!

🤣

It’s not bronzer but shoe polish. Surely a member of his family or close group tells him that he looks like a moron doing this??

Someone drop the Wonka Drump edit 🙏🙏🙏 I cannot unsee it. Oompa Loompa motherfucker

The vengeance has almost been satisfied now it’s all boring. He has to look for more chaos and toys to knock over to keep up the energy and fun

😂

What a complete fool!

He's resembling @jesseduquette.bsky.social art more and more every day!

Fresh off a vacay at Chernobyl?

Looks like he face plants in his greasy fries and happy meals.

Must be doing his own makeup! 🤣

does he not know it looks as fake as fake as fake as fake as it could possibly be

Me thinks he needs to stop doing that. He has enough money to get a permanent face tattoo.

Looks like he stuck his face in mud. Or dog poo. Still can't believe people worship this frump

Seriously, it looks like he fell face down into a pumpkin pie!

It's the new MAGA look.

I see Tim Pool lost his beanie

That is always the second thing to go, after your marbles.

The new style card for the trully touched and faithful.

This guy is down more than a pint.

🤣🤣🤣 Do you think anyone shows him photos like this?

If only…to be a fly on the wall!😆😂

It's an exact match, down to the white eyebrows. Trump's subscription to the Oompa Loompa YouTube channel is confirmed. ✅

even the hair 🤣

Weekend at Donnie 2 dolls.

Does he put this crap on himself? He’s just pathetically gross in every possible way!!!

Does he not have a Smithers to tell him "Let me apply this, sir"?

I read he does it himself. Trying to hide it? Nobody cares about him, or SOMEONE would have told him how ridiculous it looks.

Because otherwise he’d look like an old boiled piece of chicken!!

Gramps we see your oooompalooommpa tan line!

Looks like a toddler that’s rolled in shit.

He looks like his face is going to pop open and there is going to be a tiny alien inside driving him around like M.I.B.

Just between you and all my besties on blue skies.. Shhhh, congestive heart failure. He’s puffing up like a puffer fish.

is that fascist constipation look

They didn't save enough after doing RFK.

The extra dark clown nose is just too on point

Uh-oh... Better get MAACO.

30 seconds too long under the broiler.

He looks like the devil satan to me the antichrist that Americans voted to put into office in the White House

The traitor felon conman’s fleshy, flabby orange face is sliding down and accumulating around his jawline… from the weight of all of his lies and malfeasance 😡

So Gross 🤮

He's covering up something even uglier

He must use the Mrs Doubtfire application methodology!

Look at the eyes of that Marine. He knows what every parent of a toddler knows: that orange pensive look and that series of soft guttural grunts mean, this man just shit himself in front of me.

Does he actually think he's fooling us into believing this is a natural tan?

The girdle is working overtime

He has no mirrors

It must be terrifying to be standing there and have no idea how you got there or why.

Poor old man.

This cannot be real life.

wonder if that shit causes cancer

Well… if we can have noise cancer, I guess we can have color cancer.

It’s the “summer blend”

It's grand. Grandpappt dotard is looking like death in shoe lifts! The russian WH dotard is melting.

Code Brown

Ham baby food color?

Not enough air pressure on the spray gun.

Oh, the look on the poor attendant's face. Is he HOLDING his breath, so he doesn't have to smell anything?

He’s an orange cockwamble 😂😂😂😂

I needed this laugh 🤣

For someone who doesn't like brown people he sure is trying. Reminds me of that episode of Friends when Ross tried to get a spray tan.

antique Pine!!!! 😂

It looks more like "Soiled Diaper" to be fair 🤣

That shit is so thick…is that why reality doesn’t sink in? Even in pictures?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTXp...

That’s all that would fit up Putins ass. Carrotizer by Putin

Absolutely spot on! His official portrait!

It’s not the frosting he slathers on. What’s going on with his hand?

That might be blisters from all that hard work he's done out on the golf course

From the picture

It looks like he’s been carmel-dipped.

Gotta do better job on the neck and behind the ears. Just sayin.

It's poo.

Truumpa Loompa.

Chat GPT made this. I take no credit, I am not a graphic artist. It does seem appropriate for the topic hand though.

Trumpa Lumpa

He looks like he face planted in 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩!

Look like shoepolish to me 🍊🤡🍊💩 😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣

Or a Bronze whaler shark.

I bet Melania bought an island with shark infested waters and a long dock. 🦈

He forgot to do his hands too

And ears. And didn’t blend it into his hairline for sh*t.

Orange Oompah Loompah.

Kinda like the brightly colored FACE and BUTT on a mandrill, the largest non-ape primate.

Holy Hell!

Two very telling things about Trump at this meeting; he kept trying to maintain moisture in his mouth. It was very dry which is a sign of stress. But more telling was him stifling a yawn, also known in the security industry as a silent scream. Trump was under a tremendous amount of pressure here.

Can you imagine being the person responsible for cleaning his shirts or do you think they just burn them afterwards?

I have wondered same about towels and bed linens. Everything must be single use.

Fat Evil Racist Oompa-Loompah.

Oompa-Loompas have more class.

He’s the Tammy Faye Baker of Presidents.

🤣🤣🤣

They spell it Bakker with 2 K’s. Possibly should be 3. My last name is Baker and I’m glad their spelling is different

Thank you for the correction! Hopefully, neither of us will ever think of her again.

😂😆🤣

Tammy Faye was actually a very nice person. Naive. She had a heart. Unlike trump

Trumpy Faye Baker

And that is some baked paint.

Tammy Faye had better taste with her makeup 😅

Tammy Faye Baker in the front. Concept of a mullet in the back.

He looks like a wet wad of used shitpaper

What a clown.

You think he would have a professional doing it rather than cutting a hole in an amazon box.

He doesn’t trust anyone

I don’t even think that’s him. Maybe he’s using Saddam Hussein style body doubles.

It has to be him. His hands are teeny.

Please tariff his orange spray. If he’s stop using that crap, he’d look natural and normal.

Most cosmetics do come from China, so this is possible. 🤣

Supposedly the orange toner is from South Africa (Bronx Colors).

And yet another bruise on the back of his hand?

His ear and the side of his neck is so white. He looks like a rotting peach.

Devolving into Beelzebub more every day. One mask fades and another emerges 👺

Looks like this was his application method

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da, if you're not greedy, you will go far…. So much for this douchebag

😂😂😂That pinky white line is so obvious! Does he not see this? I guess nobody tells him, either. ICK!

Annnnd, now his IV bruise on his hand is covered by bandages. It must be really bad.

The way you got here:

Son't forget: Europe will NOT forgive. You insulted us to the core.

Imagine that young man thinking "THIS is the commander in chief? Holy shit!"

🎃

Gawd, he looks ridiculous, doesn't he?

He has to put on himself; he deported all his dressers

Ick.

Could you imagine having to stand next to him and pretend to "respect" him!!

I could never pretend to respect this demon.

I would fail. My disgust would be all over my face.

He is just holding his breath

The more pics of him that I see, the more he looks like Lavrov to me.

Let it be a sign.

The front piece comes off at night so it can be programmed for the next days word salads.

I feel bad for the Marine who has to stand at attention next to that LITERAL shithead.

Actually LOL at this. Perfect. 🤌

I wonder what he sees when he goes, "yep.. that looks great!"

He must not have a 3-way mirror.

Wonder how long he had to hold his stomach in while they took that picture?

If he hates brown people so much, why is he in brown face?

Blackface?

The irony, and he hates Obama so much 🤣

Must…not….laugh…..

Wonder if he needs a peg for his nose too poor man

Oompa Loompa

And the head is looking awfully bald.

Every once in awhile, I just pause to wonder in stupefied amazement that >this< is the stalking horse for the malevolent forces that vex us.

A confederacy of dunces

Ship of Utter Fools

which doesn't mean that they are not dangerous or without harm

Absolutely

The inevitable result of him shoving his face up Putin's behind...

He looks like the wallpaper of someone who smokes indoors.

I'm envisioning a Perfect Rudy Giuliani Meltdown Moment, preferably somewhere with a LOT of cameras filming.

"That's our President. An inspiration. Someone we're all proud of and looking to with respect. In times like this we need a great leader and we are thankful to have President Trump. Our hero." Sedno Wonever.

trump…the stupid people’s “president.”

Said Marco Rubio, and Pam Bondi, and Pete Hegseth, and Kristi Noem…

The cabinet meetings are disgusting, with all of them kissing his ass.

Not MY president now or ever!

Are Democrats really the only ones who see what a ridiculously grotesque figure he is?

Apparently so...

This may be a helpful explanation…

That's a fake line.

Just like someone took a ruler and a sharpie 😜🤣🤣🤣

Gulf of America is inside.

Canada is def living rent-free in that overcooked noodle!

Absofukinglutely!

Oh! Please! Don’t bring Ray Bolger into this!

Oh! Please! Don’t bring Ray Bolger into this!

I think that's the Gulf of Asshole in the front...

Very clever and funny, too.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ROFLMAO

😂😂😂😂😂

🤣

That IS helpful, but in a different way. How DOES he put that bronzer on? Does he stick his face in a bowl of the stuff, or does he have a piece of cardboard with an oval cut in it for sticking his face in and then just sprays it on?

Customized Bidet with full cone spray nozzle and his mother's 1950's hair dryer. Canada Dry Musk styled perhaps 🫣

Okay, now THAT makes sense. 🤷‍♂️

Its barbecue sauce, applied with a basting brush.

😂

“America is toast”

😜🤪perfect. I’m not sure if either side of the demarcation looks better. 😂 he’s such an ass.

Gulf of America

Anyone else notice that the swoop of 'hair' no longer covers the bald spot above his miracle ear? With his rampant vanity, it would be a shame to highlight that and constantly repost it...

Yeah. I noticed that too. It's gotten thinner & in several recent photos you can see scalp. Since his hair is light & his face is 🎃 hued, the much brighter scalp is clearly visible. Hahahahaha! It's like he has been embalmed by a make up artist at discount mortician who failed clown school.

His hair has thinned enough that the sentient cotton candy can't cover his giant melon anymore. He always has a bald spot now.

3D printed hair

Now last night I'm in the car, radio on looking for the Knicks game, and I hit some MAGA talking head's show. The guy starts out saying, "ok, we all know Trump got shot in the head," and my jaw dropped. Wait, Trump was shot in the head?! He looks amazing for someone who was shot in the head.

Fake shot, with a blood packet, a squib. Everything about him is fake.

Precisely! Staged BS

And, on a windy day....

PERFECT!!!

I think that if his comb over got wet it would hang down to his nipple....

There’s a disturbing story about it. Ivana referred Trump to her cosmetic surgeon for the procedure. He became furious because the procedure hurt. To punish her, he beat her, and according to her affidavit, raped her repeatedly. Sadly, it was only one of his many violent attacks against women.

I think the “hair” is a cloud of hair spray.

…and cotton candy

And look at that pristine ear.

No scar. Almost by the next day.

Miracle healing we would call it in Germany

In Canada we would call it bullshit.

Agreed. Not sure though, whether you got the irony?

Yep, I did. Just wanted to point out Canadians are not always polite.

Good to hear! 😘

Sometimes the circumstances require being impolite.

Absolutely. Courtesy is earned through mutual respect.

📌

We are until we are not. Then is over and, well,

Yep. Mofo lied about his near-fatal injury.

It was staged! I’d bank on it.

I wonder if we'll ever find out.

That’s the BIGLY question.

Brilliant

😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

When you let Hegeseth do your makeup and he's off the wagon. #signalgate #makeupgate

❤️

he face-planted his diaper.

I wouldn't call the front part Wonka chocolate. Maybe something else.....

That marine looks like he is fighting for his life not to laugh at the clown beside him

Doncha know, he was praying.

🤣

There's sleepy and then there's corpse.

That's what happens when you fire the talented gay and female "DEI" stylists and are left with an inexprienced straight male to do the job.

The STASI Fucke tariffed Ilse Braun's French supplier? Now he's rationning it?

I wonder if the Oompah loompah is tempted to stick his finger in the flagpole holder! He looks like he's restraining himself from some urge or other! Maybe draining his swamp🤔

The guard looks wide-eyed 😳

Oompa loompa doompity doo, the United States is through. Oompa loompa doompity dee, tariffs gonna crash the economy.

Oh god that poor guy trying to silently stand at attention and not laugh... He's one little giggle away from a court martial

Suppresses a giggle and a gag at the miasma

To complete the make over he really should do the hands.

Just like the shit stain on his skivvies

The hand of the Reaper is getting closer, Donny boy

Time to open a new jug!

#Krasnov The Orange Slug.

Maybe DOGE cut his high priced stylist.

Have we resumed nuclear testing?

shit faced is more like it

Is no one noticing they photoshopped out the gut, buttoned the jacket, smoothed it out and improved the posture? But don’t blend that orange!!

I read a comment on this earlier "Doesn't drink" "Still likes to get shit faced"

Brilliant.

I laugh every time I read it.

Bobbing for apples, in iodine.

🤮🤮🤮

Is he doing it himself? You can’t tell me my tax dollars are going for some makeup artist to do this half-ass job Talk about waste, fraud and abuse

Does anyone show him these photos?

I think he's preparing for his one-man minstrel show at the Kennedy Center. MAGA will go wild!

It looks like someone slapped it on with a dead fish.

My theory is that his color is a barometer for his mental health. The worse he's feeling, the more orange/turkey brown he gets.

Ears, hands and face are retaliating agsinst each other

He’s looking a bit ragged.

It’s like you can actually see the part of his head that was up his ass.

Old rubber sometimes develops a patina

Fucking idiot

Back in the 70s there was this doll... Tuesday Taylor. She could be blonde or you could twist the top of her head and she could be a brunette, and if you left her in the sun, she'd get a tan. If you put stickers on her you'd see the lines. This made me think about her. ebay.us/m/gkiLC5

Now that I think about it... the concept is deeply disturbing. Much like Traitor trump.

Maybe he’s been staring at the sun, waiting for another eclipse.

The day before he looked red, so I was thinking high blood pressure!

Ear looks great, though.

He was waiting for Prime Minister Carney here. Can you even imagine? 😂😂 This is when Carney needed to turn right around and leave. It's really a national embarrassment. Completely, utterly nuts. No one bothers to tell him. He must wear some kind of shower cap when he's plastering it on.🤮🤢

He looks completely insane.

He's not even trying anymore. Like an old man in an open bathrobe and filthy slippers.

And a dirty truss holding in his hernia.

The Mrs Doubtfire technique for bronzer 😂

Doesn’t he have anybody who tells him the truth?

No. He would have them ki11ed.

Emperors new clothes.

I know, right? It is disgusting to look at.

Putin had a lot of carrots to eat recently I see.

He looks like someone smacked him in the face with a sock full off crap.

he always looks like he tripped and fell into a cow pie

Is he holding that poor soldier's hand?

Impeach the old geezer

He really, really needs a drag queen to help him with his makeup.

YES. Yes, he does.

Every single thing about him is fake. He is an imposter looking for a lie.

He looks like an Avis car rental associate in that horrid blue color he seems to love.

I got it. trump reminds me of a creamsickle, a 50/50 bar.