She dumb and meets the minimum requirements of plastic surgery procedures. There could be no better fit.

He only hires people he sees on TV.

Having disgusting scandals in your background, doesn’t hurt either

wouldn't that make her another DUI hire?

Of course ot would. DEI: Out. DUI: In.

Is there anybody still working at Fox News. When will Sean Hannity finally get his due.

At least Betty Box-o-Wine will most likely not get confirmed. Just another brick in the wall.....

YOU LEFT OUT DRUNK AND AN IDIOT!!!

Could someone turn the channel on white house TVs away from Fox! There *are* competent lawyers out in the real world not just on Fox.

And the ability to hold your liquor.

Don't forget that bonus points are awarded for being a wino/raging alcoholic.

The entire administration is made up of FOX morons. Not a qualified candidate in the bunch.

This one is a nutter 🤣 is infected with trump contagion needs to go home pronto 🤪

You forgot active addictions.

Don't forget multiple plastic surgeries!

New EO (allegedly) from mango melon head: The White House shall be henceforth known as the Faux House.

Alcoholism for everyone

She hasn’t practised law in 25 years. She’s permanently drunk. I say bring back Judge Judy.

DEI hire

Doesn't matter if you're any good, it only matters if you can act.

Instead of a Team of Rivals, now we have the Team of Virals

Will she have to avoid the box wine to get thru a congressional hearing?

Ideal candidate: m.youtube.com/shorts/zRIrO...

The fuck is wrong with her face?

Not true at all! Mr. Takei please do better. Alcohol is the key..

alcoholism doesn't seem to hurt, either

Don't forget drunk as a skunk on #boxwine.

another DUI hire!

Is it me, or do most of the women in his administration either look like drag queens or hookers?

And an invertebrate

True

And a drinker?

And a liquor tab over $200 per night.

Boozing helps.

And a very deep throat

Don't forget the excessive alcohol consumption

And here’s America’s next Supreme Court justice!

Eww.

And she didn't feel a thing

Now that's funny right there.

Euwwww!

“Suckoffancy”…when you’ve passed sycophancy and have your mouth permanently attached to the Umber UnerNazi’s tiny balls.

Nice to see an alternative to alcoholics anonymous. I've heard of many criticisms of the program.

What a joke! I guess Hegseth has a drinking buddy now!

Don’t forget Kavanaugh. He’s in the pocket of big brewing.

Probably being an unmitigated jerk figures in there somewhere, too.

She looks like a burnt Chihuahua

Her lips are so blue that she has to use double red lipstick to hide the fact that she is a super suck up!👺🤫🤣

Because one brainless..big lip.. fake boobed..ozempic abuser is never enough

Also, applicants have to be thoroughly unqualified for the position, and incomprehensibly stupid.

Being an alcoholic isn't a requirement, but.... I mean, seriously, between Pete "Whiskey Leaks" Hegseth and Judge Box-wine here.... And, honestly, for all I know RFK Jr. pickles himself after tucking into road-kill.

Check and check. But, in her defense, she is a world class drinker.

I think those qualities are covered by them having been on Fox News

Applicants also have to be addicted to Alcohol or Drugs either presently or in the past.

The candidates being absolute morons is the only way Trump himself can feel like he's at least within spitting distance of being barely stupider than they are. If their IQ is higher than room temperature Celsius, he starts to go cross-eyed whenever they talk. Incompetence loves company.

You should see her put away a box of wine though

Just finished listening to God of minor troubles by Megan Chee.. well done both of you. Thank you so much

She is overqualified

Hahaha. That’s funny.

Don't think they aren't talking.

They have to be the antithesis of their department's reason to exist. 🤬

And at least $100k of plastic surgery.

Lack of qualification for their current positions aside, how did these people get as far in life as they have being so aggressively ignorant and stupid?

I suspect there isn't enough wine in DC to keep her going.

And corrupt, can't forget the grift!

and alcoholism... and compromised... and oh fuck it. They have to be horrible examples of the species in every way that matters.

Trump wants to be the smartest person in the room, so naturally he hires people even dumber than he is, and he is exceptionally stupid

The also violate the 'Don't be a dick' rule.

Hey hey hey. They have to either be active alcoholics, sexual predators or fraudsters. Bonus points if you check more than one box

I cannot stand the was that woman speaks, let alone what she says! 😠

Unqualified. Senate should not confirm this MAGA Biotch.

Also considered for the same job.

The first time I saw her I thought it was actually a comedy bit of someone being an insane sycophant. I was kinda shocked to find out it was real. I didn’t think anyone could be that cartoonishly awful in real life.

With every terrible pick that the felon makes, he makes a mockery out of those important appointments. For him, being a loyalist is the only thing that matters. I suppose now, Hegseth will have a drinking partner. Felon47 needs to be impeached and removed! #impeachTrump

And room in her purse for a flask.

She worships DIC-tator t-rump!

Can you imagine the fun she and Pete will have playing “quarters.” OR tequila shots…“lick, shot, suck”

Fun fact: when Pirro was DA she tried to get rid of pleading guilty by reason of insanity despite some cases she prosecuted where defendants were clearly and unabashedly insane. Total sociopath.

"Merit based" hires? Or just "will brown-nose for cash"?

Pirro is a mentally unstable alcoholic. Fun facts: she was named in the Smartmatic lawsuit against FoxNews as a primary source of false information. She has also been charged with driving 119 miles per hour in upstate New York. Her divorce from lobbyist & convicted tax evader Albert Pirro was nuts.

...and there's this: www.politico.com/news/2021/01...

A reputation as a hot head tippler apparently extra points

Also: raging alcoholic.

Good ol' Box Wine Jeanine.

I really need to go find that clip of her visibly shitfaced on her show at some point

And a liver in bad condition, and slurred speech.

What a waste of air she is

You forgot: - a big mouth - incompetence

No no no George don’t be silly. His job requirements are just that you be some form of bigot

SMH

Trump is so FAR detached from reality, it's like he still believes himself to be on the set of The Apprentice & he's auditioning contestants for next week's episode. Nobody can possibly take this Administration seriously. They World watches on in disbelief & disgust at the insanity of it all.

If we’re having non-citizens as POTUS (President 💩 has no birthright citizenship as he wasn’t so much born as defecated into existence), replace 💩 with Schwarzenegger.

Does this boad good news for people who are charged under this administration?

And don't forget, George...a degree in Trump ass-kissing. Long as you know HOW to suck up to him...you're JUST what he's looking for.

May want to add cosmetic surgery?

I can't wait to see the results of her mandatory makeover on top of the mess she already has.

Well, Hegseth's make-up lounge room is definitely going to be a very busy place, with a lot of Trump's people using it: Hegseth, Vance, McMahon, Pirro, etc.

Are they paying her in boxes of wine?

Are the Olympics in sycophancy at the Summer or Winter Games or both? I forget.

And a Trump mouth piece.

Get the liguor cabinet ready.

And you have to be a dumbass.

DUI>DEI

Wine box Interim nutjob!

You forgot alcoholism. Alcoholics preferred.

Sycophancy? Did you spell psychopathy wrong? Kidding…

That dumb biych costed FOX Noise 800,000,000 dollars for lies about the 2020 election.

He gets away with this cuz Republicans in Congress have no spines and don't care about America

Did Pirro ever do anything on Fox News?

I didn't think she's take a job that wouldn't allow her to drink Merlot all day.

And she drinks.

A fondness for sucking on the end of a wine bottle doesn’t go amiss either 😂

trump is such a simple-minded doofus. He watches a movie on Alcatraz and he says it should be repurposed. The fox/trump feedback loop has been ongoing for nearly a decade.

It literally comes down to “I saw them on the TV last night.”

Is she even a lawyer?

HA, HA, HA!! Wish I had that degree...I would have a plum job!

Ain't that the truth

Has anyone informed Trump that he's not still in a reality show? I mean, in small words and short sentences so he'd get it?

Don't forget raging alcohol abuse.

who was married to a raging crook

Check out Zappa's "Wino Man" from Zoot Alures album

Fox News is the federal government’s farm system?

You missed another requirement: experienced day drinker.

And being an alcoholic

I would love to be a fly on the wall watching Pirro yell at Bondi.

NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE QUALIFIED!

And DUI

Is she dry?

Another DUI hire.

Current administration BAC: 0.14

Is she promising to get on the wagon like Kegsbreath?

a big box of whine

And the Mar-a-Lago makeover in spades ...

I think the Olympics need a new Titanium medal to suit this level of sycophancy

David Guest Liza Minillie husband

She looks like David Guest

If Pierro is “qualified” then so am I.

I just hope that SNL has a blast with this appointment. Do. Not. Let. Me. Down. SNL.

Don’t forget anti-American, willing to accept bribes, and substance abuse.