No, I think Arlene Cannon has that wrapped up with a big bow.
No, I think Arlene Cannon has that wrapped up with a big bow.
Maybe we can get the professor from Gilligan's Island to help us strand these mfers literally anywhere else. 😫
nah, at this point i want ALL of them to get the full Mussolini treatment.
OK but what if we banish them to that island with nothing but those huge crabs 🫠
i mean, it is a wonderful idea. but think of how much the US will unite as we rally around those lamp posts for every single member of this administration.
I won't hold my breath lol
it won't be much longer. the people are starting to get aggressive against the Brown Shirts/Gestapo. it is only a matter of time until it turns violent. then they will declare Martial Law, and that is when the REAL fight begins. at the rate we are going i will be this year.
Well, why not? You've got a former "reality TV" host as president.
When they make the documentary about Orange Jesus, 2017-2020, it will be a tragedy. The documentary of 2025-2025 (no, IT CANNOT GO LONGER) will be a Surreal comedy - except when he is overthrown. That will be tense, provocative, impactful, and glorious. #stormthewhitehouse #hotsummerinwashington
She’s a real piece of work.
Don't give them ideas please.
He’s just spitting on the US, it’s his vision of sex.
😳👎🤬🤬🤬👿👿
Have never watched Real Housewives ever. But I’m told they were all rich spoiled batshit crazy bitches. WTF!!
So you HAVE watched it, it seems :)
A friend watches it. Talks about it. Not for me. But hay think what you want.
I was joking, because you nailed it
Me neither. I only heard of her as being BFF of Alina Habba. Also, her stepson was arrested for being in the Capitol on Jan 6. So, this is on brand for Donald JackAss Trump.
She's the wackiest of the whackados. A full on sycophant since 2016. Drinks, bathes, swims in the Kool aid. I'm giddy for the full on implosion and exodus of this garbage human.
Is she German?
No words
Don’t give them ideas
I was hoping it was this housewife:
Ja, da wünscht man sich wirklich sehr weit weg von diesem Planeten...
I can see why the aliens don't want to make contact with us now
It's official, Trump is a tv addict who thinks being on tv equals "experience."
He thinks fame (along with being rich and beautiful) = the pinnacle of humanity, which is why being rejected by Hollywood's A-list "elites" helped propel him into the darkest depths of right-wing madness. Character, morals, and values are not even a thought for him.
He's demented and can't distinguish reality TV from REALITY
"But...but it's reality AND it's tv! Good people on tv, good people, not fake news."
It’s all he cares about. Whenever he insults people he mentions “low ratings”
The waves of stoopid are overwhelming.
Would someone PLEASE pry that man away from the TV?
But look how holy she is!
The government from Idiocracy would be better at this point.
Jesus America is a laughing stock!!
This is a joke, right?
We are at the stage of its that crazy but still have to fact check moment of history. And yes it is crazy but also sadly very true www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
You don't know whether to laugh or cry. 😆😭
I think revolt is the best option.
He only knows what's on TV. He legitimately doesn't read or study ANYTHING.
Can we stop calling them "stars"? Their D-list at best and are only known to people who watched the show.
If she was a star I'd have heard of her. I had to scroll down the post a *long way* until I came to her name. My reaction... Who?
Exactly.
Well Trump's appointments to top roles in government have been unbelievable, laughable and ridiculous and the result will be nobody will take them seriously. As the world sees it the Trump administration is full of deranged numbnuts and bimbo's.
Kanye West will begin a fourth round of negotiations over Tehran’s rapidly advancing nuclear program, officials said, just ahead of a visit by President Donald Trump to the Middle East this week.
Dems, unite! First of all, we need to start spreading love. This banter of they are x,y,z isn’t making us better. Unite, find our goal and stick to it!
I want off too
Oh my... seriously?! America is no longer the America I grew to love and defend.
Sickening
It’s just white trailer park trash that’s in charge. Please bring back #Obama ffs this is getting ridiculous
Hey, lots of good people live in mobile home parks! Mar a lago is a site built.
Naked and Afraid contestant to head up the forestry
Beam me up Scotty.
“Reality” shows groomed public to accept blurring of truth and fiction. Those responsible (Cohen, Burnett) should be held accountable.
Beam me up Scotty..........
You just can't make this stuff up 😔😭😔
George, it challenges my sanity every day! I knew it would be a shit show, but I didn't realize just how shitty!
Staff all the U.S government jobs with TV/Media personalities. I get it now! We’ll have the biggest ratings on TV! The real officials of the United States, new episodes every day, all hours.
Sean Duffy, too. bsky.app/profile/mjfr...
When you spend most of your final doddering days in front of a TV you believe it's all real and everything else is fiction
Tv personalities have taken over the Whitehouse
The worst TV personalities, at that.
Tbh its really just here in America. I mean canada voted against their trump so clearly the whole planet isn’t condemned.
To be fair tho i get the feeling shits to real rn i wanna go back to were life was boring and the most exciting thing in the news was that weird science discovery or a stupid tiktok trend.
O, dear goddess in hell, save us!
George, 🩷😂
Please share tips for leaving...
I swear, Donny's still living in reruns of "The Apprentice" fantasy world. Everything is a production for him.
You know, I'm beginning to think trump is spending his entire presidency just watching TV.
It’s only been almost four months…
sigh. seems more like 10 years.
Trump believes television is the real world...he's insane.
That's because he doesn't know any educated people or educated people don't want anything to do with him.
the GOP has been attacking education and the educated for decades now. they don't want anyone who is competent heading any government agency. that way when it fails they can justify privatizing everything.
Idiocracy2.0 🤨
not quite. they were just stupid and didn't know any better. this administration is willfully ignorant and malicious about it. this is an evil kind of stupid.
He cares, not one iota, for any of the Holocaust victims. Why? Because it never affected him.
So is the Museum fixing to get a facelift and new boobs?
Who is the person that was appointed? If that is her picture I still have no idea. If I am to joke about it, I need to have facts in hand. LOL
She was a 2 season only housewife on the reality show The Real Housewives of New Jersey. A complete whackado who as an adult with grown children acted like a spoiled brat child. She throws out that people are anti semetic regularly for simply disagreeing with her stupidity. She's Trump obsessed.
I’m with you. Have no clue.
Doesn’t he appoint people with these kind of non qualifications to help shut things down? Take the DOE as an example.
When we get to The Bachelorette watch out.
Next thing you know he will be bringing back gladiators.
Why not lead a wax museum or be the lead chair for plastic recycling❓🫣🤔
I guess Love Island bimbo will work.
The Mango Moron and sexual predator is probably grooming her in hopes of a midnight rendezvous in Lincoln‘s bedroom.
Those of us with only a few functioning brain cells always knew #Trump would try to turn our government, out country and our democracy into a reality TV show. He doesn't care about governing, he only cares about government insofar as he can use it to make money for himself.
And to stay out of prison.
I heard Michele Bachmann is looking to join the circus! 🎪
Omg🤷♀️🤷♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Never ending stupidity
Add her to the list of sellouts to all her Jewish brothers and sisters. She is also a douche bag!
This is Trumps pick for head of the FAA. “This guy knows planes” - Donald
Siggy “da booger” Flicker.
Call and email the Reps. and Senators every day. Capitol switchboard (202) 224-3121. Tell them loud: Defend the Constitution. Impeach the corrupt president! (Please repost)
This makes me sick to my core. The MAGA Republican domestic terrorist cult is desecrating everything in their path for their sadistic pleasure. I'll never forgive those who voted for this MAGA cult terrorism and barbaric cruelty.
Trump being there like Chauncey Gardiner He likes to watch.
It just keeps getting crazier and crazier.
Wait a goddam fucking minute! This ISN'T an Onion headline? For goddam fucking real? Yeah, how DO I get off this planet? "It's less of a holocaust and more of a gigantic misunderstanding. I am sure the Germans didn't mean to do what they did. Typos are a bitch."
Welcome to the circus. How effing embarrassing!
At THIS point in this Administration, WTF NOT!?
Idiocracy intensifies
You're watching “America: The Distraction.” Starring Trump, directing a cast of bootlicking sycophants, written by chaos. Plot twist? There isn't one—just a daily circus of grift, gaslighting, and golf. Satirists? Exhausted. Reality? Cancelled. The shell game's on, and truth? It's off the table.
The ex-con? Sorry, that’s confusing. The ex-convict Real Housewife?
WTF?
Hmm i thought supreme court positions required them to be a real judge. But i guess trump does not care at all.
This country is being run by or should say being run down by incompetent people. We look like fools.
Please don't give him ideas 😜
There are parts of the planet that don’t do this sort of thing, just sayin’
What The Actual Reality Fuck is this 🤬🤬🤬
🤦
The USA gets pushed deeper into the shit pool, and the last ones who can do something against are discussing now whether reruns of that show should be adressed with big speeches. All of them should be made contestants of that show:
We are living it.
Genius🤣
It's almost like Trump has a grab-bag of sleezy, undesirable television personalities that he digs into for all appointments.
That's what is needed to keep the spirit alive: more razzle dazzle.
It gets worse, if possible, and makes Trumpian sense. Check out her stepson. www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
Well, she does have the Mar-a-Lago facelift going for her and will soon see that getting even prettier
Prettier??? 😳
I meant that with the most sarcasm possible cause honey not one of those Mar-a-Lago face lives. Make anybody pretty
She gives great head…
She is nuts. She was a cast member on a housewives TV reality show. She was such a psycho disaster her contract wasn't renewed for a 3rd season. The other housewives wanted nothing to do with her. She was awful. She's always at Mar-A-Lardo, too. Just cringe.
Hence, the "Maralgo face". They all look alike.
They sure do.
It's almost like they're inbred... they all have the same "family" traits!
Elect a clown expect a circus 🤡
How can that be true? The museum is privately funded?
OMG. I had to fact check this one as it is so utterly crazy, and it is also so true.
FFS!!!!!!
This is on the maga Congress It could all end
Trump isn’t concerned about governing. He thinks he’s in another reality tv show. When will Republicans, at least, start discussing the 25th Amendment?
The MAGA Republican domestic terrorist cult will never discuss the 25th Amendment.
A girl can only hope… 😂😂
Only one house Republican voted against the total insane B.S. of proclaiming a new name for Gulf of Mexico. They've all made their disgusting bed and it's not on the side of sanity.
Exactly. How the fuck do I get off this planet😒?! Ugh.
This time in America will go down in history as „the orange 🍊 age of televisiocracy“ an aera of unfathomable ignorance, idiocy and incompetence. The 3 big 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ s. 🙄
how about the last surviving Hollywood Squares celeb for Secretary of Commerce!
Is his strategy to: A) Appoint incompetent people, thinking they will make him look smart? B) Surround himself with incompetent people he can control? C) A and B
why the long face lmfao
Oh... ouch. But funny.
Every time you think well now we’ve seen it all they one up themselves
Trumps picks are a spit in the face and vengeful because the citizens of the United States voted for Joe Biden and not him
Trump picked these inane people to say fuck you to the citizens of the United States
My god can you imagine what imbecile he’d appoint if a seat opened up?
I feel like Trump giggled when he did this.
She fits the rebuilt and obnoxious maga mold.
Why does the us regulate its museums or why does the government dictate its members?
I am rooting for Gilligan for Alcatraz Warden.
We are in a downhill spiral to the depths of hell....Fuck!
Our government is a reality TV show and it's really lame.
The most RIDICOLOUS nation of the planet. Officially.
oh hell no
I'm jealous of everyone who doesn't know who she is.
I have no idea who that is and seeing your post I don’t want to find out.
My wish for you is that you never do. 😊
So far so good .. Stepping slowly away from this thread 😱
Frenchie!!
Tom!!!!!
Psst! Do you want a recipe for a really good vegan carrot cake?
Have you got a Vogon one?
I bet Chat GPT does
It’ll have a cat fart one…
And Gluten free.
Is it just a carrot dipped in sugar?
Update. It isn't vegan. It's got eggs in it. Unfertilised, though.
What, you have not used aquafaba?
Ditto
Luckily, I don't have a clue.
👏🏼 Excellent!! And accurate!
It seems you need to show higher relevant qualifications and experience to get a restaurant job than to get a job appointed by Donald Trump.
which is the point. the complete destruction of the US.
“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.” - Matthew 6:5-8
Is she even Jewish? Please tell me that she's at least Jewish.
Yes and her made up persecution is her whole identity.
Based on that photo? Not a chance.
Where's the Mothership? I want to go home now.
Shut the fuck up. Please tell me it’s a joke.
This makes me want to 🤮
Smh
Bookmarking because you *know* it’s going to happen.
To Trump and MAGA it doesn't matter one iota if someone can do the job. All that matters is their appearance and they look like they can do the job. MAGA picked him like a 5th grade class president who promised all day recess. He's just following their precedent.
Lol!.... He's so stupid haha!.
Next up: Cheaters? Too on the nose maybe?
They can corrupt what they actually touch, but they can't steal or change what we already know.
Just when you think it couldn’t get any worse
Wasn’t that Gorsuch? Remember his Rose Ceremony of a televised selection? Anyone with even a shred of dignity would have declined that public humiliation.
I used to get really annoyed when Governors and Presidents appointed totally unqualified lawyers to jobs because they thought lawyers can do anything. The orange idiots sees a person on TV....
Proving no one qualified, dignified or certified professionally wants to work for the orange circus clown.
Never watched, but wondering what she did on the show. #PutinsPuppet seems to think TV is real (movies etc)… he’s so feckin stupid. #resist #fucktrump #bastille
It’s all about putting unqualified people in power so #Donny2Dolls5PencilsGildedIdiot can control everything and everybody
Naw, Cannon will get that seat
I watch Real Housewives and can confirm she's a histrionic narcissist who cannot be reasoned with. She'll fit right in.
What’s her name?
Siggy Flicker.
Never heard!
She's not worth hearing about. She was a failed Housewife. I think she lasted 2 seasons before quitting in tears.
Which series was she in?
Real Housewives of New Jersey. She once laid on the floor crying like a child, over birthday cake, IIRC. Also, accused a cast mate of anti-Semitism for criticizing her behavior. She's weird, screechy, and exhausting.
Sounds as if she's going to fit right in at the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum. 🙄
As long as they're pretty...
She’s fucknuts crazy.
OMG!! Is that Siggy Flicker?? Her lovely stepson was a Jan 6th participant. Good grief!!
Could this fiasco get any more ridiculous.
When did museum boards become a agencies of the Executive Branch of government?
This is #antisemitism in one of its purest forms. Willingly misusing a place that’s not ment for that sort of actions.
Everything is a reality tv show with this moron
Disgusting fake reality tv shows🤬
Ffs america
Circus is in town
“Fired housewife” fixed it
I wonder, which Department will be assigned to Roseanne Barr. 😏
Pull him out of the WH.
But she have a real maga look, that's worth something? 🥴
Ever since the Trump regime took over, America has become one huge joke.
How long until she closes it because "the holocaust didn't happen"?
She's the opposite. It will be an official Netyahu cheering section for ethnic cleansing of brown people.
i have a feeling that is the plan. they can't have ANYTHING that says "nazis are bad" connected to this administration.
Her grandparents were holocaust survivors
That may not make a bit of difference.
Loyalty above ability always trumps 🤨
Another lunatic.
Ohhh. Cmon.
Omg it's reeks of onion.
OMG!
There you go Jews this president cannot be trusted.
Thank God JR Ewing is no longer with us!!
I shot him!
😆
So fucking annoyed
I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump appoints an Onlyfans model to the office
"Intervention" patient for Defense Secretary ... whoops, already did that ...
Tell me it’s satire!
You will show Justice Maura the respect she deserves!
Please George, don't even joke about that.
Remember when conservatives were the ones whining about reality TV culture being the death of us? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Done and doner!
He's the absolute laughing stock, Heritage doesn't care who pretends to steer the ship as long as they have control of the entire process. EU, UK & Asia are laughing mostly at f45, but focusing on this 248-year democracy test, the world learned what not to do and what signs not to ignore.
They aren’t laughing.Only Americans would say that.The world knows fascism and dictatorship. They are grieving, shocked, and afraid. Fascists are rejoicing. China fears the destabilization of the US may have gone too far. Putin wants American destruction and doesn’t care what that does to the world.
Another not quified freak for his regime
So, Are you getting a position running NASA or Space Force ? 🤔😉 Hope you and Brad are having a wonderful day 😊
Do t put ideas in his head George..
My dear lord! Reality TV is taking over the government.
Well, the US has a game show host as president, so pretty much anything is possible. What could go wrong?
Seat her far down the bench from Kavanaugh & Thomas… & someone shld probably walk her to her car at night?
Rubber-suited Gorn for head of the military?
Get off this planet? There are two choices a 1/4 million dollar, 10 min penile shaped rocket, to lift off to just the edge, just the tip into space. Another option is aboard the nazi owned rocket which often explodes, a longer ride to a tin can in frozen orbit. Nope, you are stuck on this moist rock
Nobody will believe this in 100 years time.
It‘s hard to believe now; you don’t have to wait 100 years.
Oy vey! 🤦🏻♀️
She’s gross
If an alien ship from another planet landed here I’d get on it!
If this is turning into a Reality Show, can we shut it off or cancel it?
Surely we already have members of the US Supreme Court from another real life production called “Getting away with rape”
You just ride in one of Musk's space rockets.